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12th July 2004, 20:12
Here's 11 main reasons (off the top of me head) why the Royal Family should fuck off :
a) They were born into the position, they didn't have to do anything for it.
b) British citizens pay for them to live a life of luxury. They ride on the backs of the proletariat. FUCKING LEECHES.
c) They're not even British, they're German.
d) They're boring
e) They're ugly
f) They don't contribute to society
g) They don't even bother to please their fans (lazy waves)
h) They're annoying
i) Their pets are annoying
j) They don't even speak proper English (some whiny bollocks)
k) They're fucking stingy with their knighthoods
NOW...ROYAL FAMILY...please fuck off
a) They were born into the position, they didn't have to do anything for it.
b) British citizens pay for them to live a life of luxury. They ride on the backs of the proletariat. FUCKING LEECHES.
c) They're not even British, they're German.
d) They're boring
e) They're ugly
f) They don't contribute to society
g) They don't even bother to please their fans (lazy waves)
h) They're annoying
i) Their pets are annoying
j) They don't even speak proper English (some whiny bollocks)
k) They're fucking stingy with their knighthoods
NOW...ROYAL FAMILY...please fuck off