Godless Commies!!

[Ian]

Godless Communism (http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html)

For a bit of a laugh check out this comic from the '60s, it's got some funny bits in it.

I hope this belongs in this forum, it's historic.

Spot the mistakes, I noticed that it said Marx was taught at university by G.W.F. Hegel, but I was under the impression that Hegel was dead for a few years when Marx went to University.

[DaCuBaN]

..and I quote...

"A revolution was directed by a small group of men who urged the people to overthrow their representative government"

:lol:

[elijahcraig]

Hilarious.

You should be admistrator for finding this comic.

[Guerrilla22]

This is too funny, I like the message from the FBI at the beggining.

[robob8706]

Great stuff! I love it how they portray Marx as really evil, even though the don't explain the simple premise of communism, which is the denouncement of capitalism because it exploits the workers. Somehow making people poor under capitalism is acceptable, but not under a dictatorship that claimed to be communist, but WASN'T. I hate it how anti-commie supporters always miss the point that the USSR was a socialist dictatorship, not a communist society.

[Ian]

A few favourite lines: "Teacher said there is no god"
"This is your communist government speaking"
"They took the building and didn't even ask the owner"

Anyone else notic that Mercader, Trotsky's killer, was wearing a sombrero and a poncho?

[refuse_resist]

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_02_04.jpg

"It says the church property has been taken over by the government! They're going to make a Communist museum out of it!"

LMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ortega]

:lol:

They made the Tsarist government look like a utopia!

[Postteen]

They're really funny! :lol: :lol: thanks a lot!

[Postteen]

and this one is pretty good i think...

[RedAnarchist]

Reading through these cartoons that tell us of the "evil communists" <_< , if i was to list what i thought from these cartoons what American freedom was, i would say -

- The imprisonment of women in the home, existing only as a domestic servant and reproductive machine

- The right to consider your country superior to others and to control "weaker" nations and to help "free" communist nations

- The right to be sheep, brainlessly following the Church instead of thinking for themselves

- That Communism is not good enough for blonde, blue eyed All-American citizens

- That Capitalism is obviosuly so perfect that it simply must be better than Communism <_<

I feel sorry for the people who made these and for the people who believed their lies, because they are just sheep that most likely never questioned authority, never questioned the existence of a "god" and just went about in their convetional, conservative, backwards lives thinking that Communism was evil.

[Postteen]

sorry...i couldn&#39;t resist...

[Postteen]

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_08_23.jpg
merder&#33;

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_08_22.jpg

look how many resisted&#33;
http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_08_24.jpg

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_08_25.jpg
:lol: :ph34r: :ph34r: poor Lenin&#33;&#33; :(

[Postteen]

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_20_09.jpg

WORK OF THE DEVIL&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_20_11.jpg
victims&#33;http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_20_12.jpg
http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_20_13.jpg

GOSH&#33;&#33;

[Anarchist Freedom]

these comics are super hilarious and sexy lol


:che:

CGLM&#33; (http://www.cglm.net)

[Latin American Socialist]

oh my god this is so funny

[Roses in the Hospital]

Typical bloody middle-calss Americans...
A foreign power invades their country, takes over their governmenr, takes away their civil liberties, starts sending people to forced labour camps and breaks up their family, and what do they do?
Barricade the streets?
Organise themselves into guerila bands to take back what&#39;s theirs?
Call in a nationwide strike to bring the country to a halt?
No, they just accept it...honestly&#33; :wacko:

[che's long lost daughter]

Darn it, my PC freezes when I try to get to that page. <_<

[Postteen]

then,press Esc and open the pictures after that by right clicking.

[Misodoctakleidist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 1 2004, 05:21 AM
Spot the mistakes, I noticed that it said Marx was taught at university by G.W.F. Hegel, but I was under the impression that Hegel was dead for a few years when Marx went to University.
Marx was taught by Hegel.

[Ian]

Marx was 13 when Hegel died, he wouldn&#39;t have been at University at that age. Marx wasn&#39;t taught by Hegel.

[DaCuBaN]

And the Tsar was of course, highly representative of the people.

If i&#39;m honest I didn&#39;t bother to read the whole comic... I didn&#39;t think I could handle it, I was near pissing myself by about page 6...

[Ian]

I got a bit disgusted by the time it was talking about the Finnish Winter War and WW2, I mean does anyone honestly give a shit if the Soviet Union attacked Fascists?

[Stapler]

I don&#39;t know guys, this story what me has me thinking, what if communism doesn&#39;t liberate us? :lol:

[Pawn Power]

at first i couldent stop laughing but then it got me kind of mad that some people can be so stupid and ignorant to write or think those commics. :angry:

and stapler i know your joking but communism will LIBERATE us&#33;&#33;&#33;

i dont know why i am so angry today

[Stapler]

That time of month I guess...

[Ian]

Originally posted by [email protected] 2 2004, 12:48 AM
That time of month I guess...
Don&#39;t ruin my thread.

[Misodoctakleidist]

Originally posted by [email protected] 1 2004, 10:32 PM
Marx was 13 when Hegel died, he wouldn&#39;t have been at University at that age. Marx wasn&#39;t taught by Hegel.
It seems you&#39;re right, Marx didn&#39;t start university untill he was 15.

[Essential Insignificance]

It seems you&#39;re right, Marx didn&#39;t start university untill he was 15.

The young Marx didn&#39;t leave for university until he was seventeen, to which he attended Bonn. After a year at Bonn; his farther decided that it would be best for the "young rouge" to study at the "intellectual capital of world", at the time, Berlin.

[Comrade Mathew]

this is just to damn funny&#33;

[Postteen]

this is the final page.

[monkeydust]

"WE CATHOLICS KNOW THAT NO IDEAS ARE FORCED ON OUR MINDS"

Genius.

[Wenty]

any free thinking person who read that would easily realise how biased and subjective it is. To say that their doctrine is better than communism or whatever that is.

[monkeydust]

any free thinking person who read that would easily realise how biased and subjective it is. To say that their doctrine is better than communism or whatever that is.

Too true, mate.

The ultimate irony has to be the fact that the comic criticises indoctrination of a set of beliefs as an affront to free will, yet in itself is an overt atempt to influence the youth and quash any leftist beliefs which they might hold

[redfront]

Lol, isn&#39;t this a little too obvious for an "evil" commie to say :P:
"Distrubute arms to the peasants who will follow our orders. Promis them land. Later we shall take it away from them. Our believes is built on hate. Now is the time to use that hatred&#33; Long live Marx and Lenin&#33;"

[nakba]

that&#39;s just plain rubbish...



tipical north american stupidity in it&#39;s best....

[Misodoctakleidist]

I&#39;m not sure which part was best; the bit where the nazi are portrayed are liberators or the bit where marx says, upon hearing hegel speak, "ah, doesn&#39;t belive in free will, very good."

[Hate Is Art]

Peasent 1: More then 20,000 Russians starved to death this month
Peasent 2: Thank God for the USA, if it wasn&#39;t for them it would be many more.

LMFAO, here is what probably happened;

Peasent 1: More then 20,000 Russians starved to death this month
Peasent 2: Thank God for the USA, if it wasn&#39;t for them it would be many more.
Peasent 3: Was this before or after they sent to troops to help the white army otherthrow Lenin.
Peasent 2: Ummmmm. . .
Peasent 1: Where those the same white&#39;s who killed hundereds of people down by the Coast?
Peasent 2: Well wait a second you God hating Communists all your ideas are built on hate and lies and nonsense.

:rolleyes:

[Jesus Christ]

hahahaha
roflmao

[DaCuBaN]

the bit where marx says, upon hearing hegel speak, "ah, doesn&#39;t belive in free will, very good."

That bit just cracked me up.... He&#39;s portrayed as so devious it&#39;s hilarious.

[Hawker]

I don&#39;t know how to react to the comic,to laugh or to be angry :P :angry:

[RedCeltic]

LoL... to me the most hilarious part is when the suggest that the rosary is for praying for those poor souls stuck under "Godless Communism" in Russia. :lol:

[Abajo con el imperialismo]

is funny readying all the things those guys came up with ;)

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

Guess who the good guys are in this comic? yep, Christians.

How very surprising.

I&#39;m gonna change my avatar to that funky new US flag.

[VukBZ2005]

I Can make a even Funker Communist Flag&#33; :) :) :) :) :)

[Xvall]

Lmao.

"The people did not realize that for this promise of an easier life, they were giving up their freedoms."

What freedoms did the Tsarist government provide the Russian people with, again?

[Xvall]

Damn I can&#39;t get enough of this. They&#39;re just making shit up outright. When did Marx&#39;s wife tell him that he was going too far? When did Trotsky say that if his commanders didn&#39;t arrange and army they would be shot? Why do they assume we say &#39;or you will be shot&#39; at the end of every sentence?

[refuse_resist]

Of course they&#39;re going to distort facts and tell nothing but lies. The propaganda put out by the American government is always like that, as long as you keep people affraid and confused then you can get them to do anything you want them to like sheep.

[VukBZ2005]

Originally posted by Drake [email protected] 16 2004, 06:00 AM
Lmao.

"The people did not realize that for this promise of an easier life, they were giving up their freedoms."

What freedoms did the Tsarist government provide the Russian people with, again?
Yes - That is what so fucked up about this. But then again - it&#39;s American Capitalist
Proproganda. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Ian]

But, this thing has parallels in today&#39;s world, every piece of popular culture, from comics to Britney fucking Spears are war-loving fuckwits.

[Rasta Sapian]

Long live the U.S.S.A. :)
Get to work *****&#33; no more bourgosie life for you......... :)

[YKTMX]

:lol: Hahah. Genuis, whoever found this should be knighted.

This page is my favourite, especially the bottom right panel.

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_02_04.jpg

[Ian]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2004, 09:31 PM
Hahah. Genuis, whoever found this should be knighted.


It was I, Lord Ian of Sydney.

[YKTMX]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2004, 12:29 PM
It was I, Lord Ian of Sydney.
I knight thee Ian of Sydney, high protector of Che-Lives.

http://www.the-cemetary.demon.co.uk/images/knighted.jpg

[Lacrimi de Chiciură]

ohhhh this is great&#33;&#33;

[Djehuti]

Originally posted by [email protected] 1 2004, 05:21 AM
Godless Communism (http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/godless_communism.html)

For a bit of a laugh check out this comic from the &#39;60s, it&#39;s got some funny bits in it.

I hope this belongs in this forum, it&#39;s historic.

Spot the mistakes, I noticed that it said Marx was taught at university by G.W.F. Hegel, but I was under the impression that Hegel was dead for a few years when Marx went to University.
Priceless&#33; So fucking great&#33; :D


Yeah&#33; Haha, the worst things about communism according to this serie is that we dont believe in god, and that the women in a communist society not longer would be inferior to the man and kept inprisoned in the house. :)

[Palmares]

Well, that&#39;s convinced me.

I renounce commististicmsism&#33; :lol:

I&#39;ll be an anarchist now.

[Anarchist Freedom]

these comics rock the shit dude.

[Forward Union]

In the frame where Marx dies there were only 7 people, i belive 9 people turned up to his funeral. A petty mistake but i noticed it...

[DarkAngel]

hhahahah classic :)

[Kez]

what was the need to move the capital from Washington to Chicago?

[DaCuBaN]

What is the need for a &#39;capital&#39; at all?

[v1sc3r01d]

heres a site that takes that comic and defiles it http://www.commitoons.tk/ its pretty funny

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I read the whole thing.
I nearly shit myself laughing so hard&#33; :lol:

The best is when they call Tsarist Russia a reprsentative government.
Nikita looks like suck an idiot&#33;&#33;
Timeless&#33;

They also say that the Soviets lied about dissolving the Comitern in &#39;43. That&#39;s not true. They actually did dissolve the comitern.

I have no idea what they were thinking when they wrote this. It&#39;s such a lack of respect for the people who would be reading it and trying to take it seriously.

Compare American propaganda, this crap, to Soviet propaganda, movies like Potemkin.

[gaf]

really it seems that you all forgot that you&#39;re nothing
propaganda wars :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: so primitive :lol: :lol: :lol:

[il Commie]

Originally posted by [email protected] 25 2004, 08:56 PM
what was the need to move the capital from Washington to Chicago?
Like Lenin moved the capital from Petrograd to Moscow....

That&#39;s some good stuff. I can&#39;t believe people actually believed that shit.

And in page 23 - where the communist octopus takes over the world - it&#39;s seems like the nazi propaganda against the jews. Oh well, I guess all capitalists are the same...

http://www.authentichistory.com/images/1960s/treasure_chest/v17_08_23.jpg

[Djehuti]

Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2004, 01:41 PM
heres a site that takes that comic and defiles it http://www.commitoons.tk/ its pretty funny
Hahaha, that was fun to. :D

[redstar2000]

My thought, after I finally stopped laughing of course, is how totally inept such propaganda must have been.

It wouldn&#39;t surprise me at all to learn that there were ex-Catholic kids in SDS who had actually read that piece of shit...and decided to look into this commie stuff.

Imagine...a Catholic kid going to a Catholic high school (hellholes of brutality back then) and he reads that "under communism, all the priests & nuns are sent to a really nasty labor camp".

And he says to himself: "sounds like a damn good idea to me&#33;" :lol:

:redstar2000:

The Redstar2000 Papers (http://www.redstar2000papers.fightcapitalism.net)
A site about communist ideas

[wet blanket]

I&#39;d say that this is a pretty accurate depiction of the history of marxist thought....





:lol: in all seriousness... that frame with a guy in a poncho and sombrero sneaking up on trotsky with an ice-ax raised above his head was fucking priceless. I felt kinda bad for laughing at that.

[h&s]

heres a site that takes that comic and defiles it http://www.commitoons.tk/ its pretty funny
That is even more hilarious than the original:

"This paper says that the communists are rounding up all convicted child molesters. As a result they have had to close all of the Catholic churces. Makes sense."
"Yes but honey but what do they plan to do with all of those filthy jews and those damned spicks?"

[Oberyn-The-Red]

Actually, I&#39;m the one who did the Commitoons thing, it&#39;s really wierd to see it posted on a message board I&#39;ve never visited before, but good to see that someone else found it funny. All I really did was do a better job than the people who wrote the propaganda, they tried to demonize Communists with some absurd shit, I just took it to the next level.

I&#39;m really glad someone else found it funny.

P.S. Have you bought a Col. Sander&#39;s suit yet?

[Oberyn-The-Red]

Actually, I&#39;m the one who did the Commitoons thing, it&#39;s really wierd to see it posted on a message board I&#39;ve never visited before, but good to see that someone else found it funny. All I really did was do a better job than the people who wrote the propaganda, they tried to demonize Communists with some absurd shit, I just took it to the next level.

I&#39;m really glad someone else found it funny.

P.S. Have you bought a Col. Sander&#39;s suit yet?

[Oberyn-The-Red]

Actually, I&#39;m the one who did the Commitoons thing, it&#39;s really wierd to see it posted on a message board I&#39;ve never visited before, but good to see that someone else found it funny. All I really did was do a better job than the people who wrote the propaganda, they tried to demonize Communists with some absurd shit, I just took it to the next level.

I&#39;m really glad someone else found it funny.

P.S. Have you bought a Col. Sander&#39;s suit yet?

[BOZG]

You, my friend, are a hero to all.

[BOZG]

You, my friend, are a hero to all.

[BOZG]

You, my friend, are a hero to all.

[MiniOswald]

Indeed you are a hero. The last box about the molestation is hilarious&#33;

[MiniOswald]

Indeed you are a hero. The last box about the molestation is hilarious&#33;

[MiniOswald]

Indeed you are a hero. The last box about the molestation is hilarious&#33;

[Oberyn-The-Red]

I actually liked the second one more. I tried to do a third, but after the first two it gets a lot harder. They start going in to the purges and so on, and that&#39;s pretty hard to make funny.

I may get bored one of these days though.

[Oberyn-The-Red]

I actually liked the second one more. I tried to do a third, but after the first two it gets a lot harder. They start going in to the purges and so on, and that&#39;s pretty hard to make funny.

I may get bored one of these days though.

[Oberyn-The-Red]

I actually liked the second one more. I tried to do a third, but after the first two it gets a lot harder. They start going in to the purges and so on, and that&#39;s pretty hard to make funny.

I may get bored one of these days though.

[Xvall]

Lmao Boz.

[Xvall]

Lmao Boz.

[Xvall]

Lmao Boz.

[Agent provocateur]

What a riot these comics are. Reminds me of that film the conservatives put out---- Reefer Madness

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...?v=glance&s=dvd (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000640UX/qid=1097159014/sr=1-2/ref=sr_1_2/002-9907047-4528020?v=glance&s=dvd)

[STI]

tipical north american stupidity in it&#39;s best....

Funny, you spelled "Typical" wrong :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Funky Monk]

I found it quite informative.