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Fires of History
24th March 2002, 11:41
Proof That Dumbya is too stupid to be in charge of anything:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness." -Quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 23, 2001

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to- I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine Labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." -Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person." -Interview with Time magazine in the Dec. 25, 2000, issue. (TELL THAT TO AFGHANISTAN!)

"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." -Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." -St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000

"Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not- to uphold the laws of the land." -Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 27, 2000

"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." -Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

"Our priorities is our faith." -Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." -Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans. -Oprah, Sept. 19, 2000

"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money." -Westminster, Calif., Sept. 13, 2000

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." -Reuters, May 5, 2000

"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis." -CNBC, April 15, 2000

"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C. is close to California." -In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." -Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." -Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"I read the newspaper." -In answer to a question about his reading habits, New Hampshire Republican Debate, Dec. 2, 1999

"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?" -Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999

One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected. -Los Angeles, California; Sept. 27, 2000

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. -Austin, Texas; Dec. 20, 2000

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. -LaCrosse, Wisconsin; Oct. 18, 2000.

This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. Its what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve. -Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000.

"Keep good relations with the Grecians."Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999 (ITS GREEKS DUMBASS!)

Keep in mind, this is the supposed leader of the free world. HA HA HA HA HA!!! What a fucking joke!!!
Read the rest at:
www.orientmagazine.co.uk/article.php3?article=40

Commisar BOB
24th March 2002, 12:22
At a Stevie Wonder concert about 4 weeks ago in D.C. george bush got up in the crowd and started waving his arms going "hey steve im over here" anyone with an atom of brain power would realise that stevie wonder is blind. DHURR GEORGE

Angie
24th March 2002, 12:57
"Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not- to uphold the laws of the land." -Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 27, 2000Add that to the amount of times he says "evil" in any recent statement about the supposed War on Terror, and he really does sound like a broken record ...

:biggrin:

I Will Deny You
24th March 2002, 13:53
Bush is a disgrace to our entire country. We may be stupid, true, but even Americans aren't that stupid.

honest intellectual
24th March 2002, 14:45
I believe that one day humans and fish can co-exist peacefully

Zippy
24th March 2002, 16:31
What difference does stuff like this make?

We laugh a little and sit at our computers while the man himself is still in power. :(

Zippy.

Moskitto
24th March 2002, 17:20
Ah, poor Mr Bush, he must be a puppet for his advisors or something, what a poor life to lead.

deadpool 52
24th March 2002, 18:51
Bushisms

"I believe that they have misunderestimated me."

"Hey, did you have some brie and cheese?"

"....thousands and hundreds."

sabre
24th March 2002, 21:09
www.colombiacentral.com/dubya/

did you take them all from there ? :)

Fires of History
24th March 2002, 21:17
Quote: from Zippy on 4:31 pm on Mar. 24, 2002
What difference does stuff like this make?

We laugh a little and sit at our computers while the man himself is still in power. :(

Zippy.


Zippy, you make a fine point. Well put.

I live in Canada, but I was born in the U$. This link was sent to me from a friend in Seattle.

I believe the value of these quotes lies in making sure the people of America read them. I am personally sending them to everyone I still know down there.

My hope is that over time it will help people in the States realize how incompetent~ truly incompetent~ Bush is. And from that basis, to NOT VOTE for him next time around. If even one person doesn't vote for him because of these quotes, and other Bush info I send them, well, then, I guess it's worth it to me.

I posted these here for the international community because they are just funny, absurd, and very very sad.

Power To The People,
Trance

P.S. I am a Canadian citizen, but I still have my Amerikkkan citizenship, so I always send a vote absentee for most elections, if nothing more than to cancel out a Republican vote.

Fires of History
24th March 2002, 21:19
Quote: from sabre on 9:09 pm on Mar. 24, 2002
www.colombiacentral.com/dubya/

did you take them all from there ? :)


Sabre, look at the very bottom of my post. You'll see a link. That's where I got them, have a look, good stuff.

Guest
24th March 2002, 21:38
http://schmuck.cjb.net//dan.html

chomsky student
25th March 2002, 06:16
fabulous the guys a lingiustic master isnt he

we are a war to keep the peace, the shrub

isreal should look at its policies of killing innocent palistines to solve its political crisis(parapharesed) c. powel hello wake up mate.

thats my rant have yours

Sasafrás
25th March 2002, 06:21
He truly is an even bigger idiot than I had previously thought he was.

He needs to take a tenth grade English class. He has trouble with subject-verb agreement. I hate how he's butchering our language.

Fires of History
25th March 2002, 08:15
Yeah, I learnt to t-t-talk spesial in texxas. Allll those spacial lesons for rich oil kkkids.

gahd bles uhmerka.

Yor Prezidint :)

Commisar BOB
25th March 2002, 18:36
what an idiot bush is. i mean his i.q. must be like 3!

Fires of History
26th March 2002, 01:47
Commisar Bob,

THAT'S AN INSULT TO PEOPLE WITH AN I.Q. OF 3! TAKE IT BACK! lol lol lol

You see, Shrub is a robot, more aptly put: A PUPPET!

Those that truly own him sure picked a great person to get into the White House. I mean, talk about somebody that frightens his advisors every time he opens his stupid ass mouth!

LOL,
Trance