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Commisar BOB
14th March 2002, 14:15
General Political Topics

Supermodel
14th March 2002, 17:21
He's hiding his miserable ass in a cave somewhere or maybe one of his fine palaces in Saudi, what a man of the people. I hope his kidneys give out before we get him. Of couse, he'll just order some kid killed so he can get their kidneys as a transplant.

Anonymous
14th March 2002, 20:33
Hey calm down Supermodel hes a good man, well partially good, he went to pakistan, probobly paid off a load of paki border guards to let him through, from there he went east and on and on, no way would he have went to Yemen or Saudi Arabia, maybe Mecca though, no chance of being caught, muslim only city.

TheDerminator
14th March 2002, 20:47
Bin Laden is in small town Mid-West America, teaching kindergarden!

That is just an educated guess!

Resistance is Futile!

derminated

CheGuevara
14th March 2002, 23:01
Bin laden is not a good man. He is a miserable shit, and I hope he dies a slow, painful death. My friends and I were joking that if he gets captured, we should put him in the middle of an upper floor of the empire state building, blindfold him, light him on fire, and see if he can find a window to jump out of and end the pain before he burns to death. Maybe then he'd know a little about the pain he caused to people in the World Trade Center.

I hope whoever runs against Bush next election nails him to the cross for not capturing that shithead bin laden.

Moskitto
14th March 2002, 23:54
Perhaps Bin Laden is just a personification of everything anti-American which has been made up by the government and the media to increase patriotism. Although I somehow doubt it.

Maybe he's gone to Saudi Arabia and living in Idi Amin's palace.

MaQuIs
14th March 2002, 23:55
The most obvious and likley scenarios are....

1. He is already in US custody and we are not telling anyone so as to have a legitamate reason to continue operations there.

2. He is either in Pakistan or The afgahn mountains.

Son of Scargill
15th March 2002, 10:06
3.The ants have dined on the last little pieces of his flesh,that were spread over a wide area when a B-52 carpet bombed a quiet village.

sabre
15th March 2002, 12:26
"1. He is already in US custody and we are not telling anyone so as to have a legitamate reason to continue operations there. "


interesting thought, Maquis.
I wouldnt doubt it, i bet hes being tried by a secret military tribunal like the Guantanamo Bay prisoners

TITOMAn
15th March 2002, 16:42
People how do you know that he really did all this shit. Do you believe USAs´ government? Maybe they did it, that is what I think, and they used Osama as a player, now Osama is living a good life somewhere in USA.

MJM
15th March 2002, 23:58
I'll it say again, I don't think he did it.
No evidence, wrong MO.

Commisar BOB
16th March 2002, 15:13
I heard off a friend that Bin Laden is in the saudi. He cannot mobe easily because he has a rare kidney condition that means he has to be hooked up to a machine almost daily to live. He couldnt evade the americans and british for so long without being dead.

guerrillaradio
16th March 2002, 19:54
Apparently he's hooked on tranquilisers...he's obviously in flat a couple of blocks from Ground Zero, cos that's the last place they'd ever look. I very much doubt he's still in Afghanistan.

Guest
17th March 2002, 05:20
Maybe Osama Bin Laden is just an entity.....

PunkRawker677
17th March 2002, 06:03
lol guest..

entity

En"ti*ty, n.; pl. Entities. [LL. entitas, fr. L. ens, entis, thing, prop. p. pr. of esse to be: cf. F. entit['e]. See Essence, Is.] A real being, whether in thought (as an ideal conception) or in fact; being; essence; existence.

Self-subsisting entities, such as our own personality. --Shairp.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc

he obviously is an entity.
as is everyone, including made-up people.

Tito - good point.
we dont know that he did it.. with the evidence we have given (which totals to about.. umm.. 0) it could have been big bird..