1001 ways to destroy a car

[Dirty Commie]

I've heard frm several places that there is a list of about a thousand ways to destroy a car. Does anyone know where it is?

[bunk]

here are some:

- Place thermite on the hood, light it, and watch it burn all the way through the pavement!

- Tape a CO2 bomb to the hood, axel, gas tank, wheel, muffler, etc.)

- Put a tampon, dirt, sugar (this one is good!), a ping pong ball, or just about anything that will dissolve in the gas tank.

- Put potatoes, rocks, banannas, or anything that will fit, into the tailpipe. Use a broom handle to stuff 'em up into the tailpipe.

- Put a long rag into the gas tank and light it...

- Steal a key, copy it, replace it, and then steal the stereo.

- Break into the car. Cut a thin metal ruler into a shape like this:

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Slide it into the outside window and keep pulling it back up until you catch the lock cable which should unlock the door. This device is also called a SLIM JIM. Now get the stereo, equalizer, radar detector, etc. Now destroy the inside. (A sharp knife does wonders on the seats&#33;)

Have Fun&#33; -Jolly Roger-

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[Dirty Commie]

I&#39;ve seent hat website before, I want to find the complete list, if it exists at all.

[bunk]

it said at the top &#39;there are 1001 ways to destroy a car but i&#39;m only going to show you the funnest one&#39;s&#39;.

[Comrade Marcel]

That file is a bit from the jollyroger series, and is called Ways to send a car to Hell by The Jolly Roger (http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/014.jrc).

The complete series can be found here: http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/

[Hate Is Art]

does tampon thing actually work?

[truthaddict11]

banannas

just like Axel&#33; :lol:

[BOZG]

Well if you just put sand or sugar into the fuel tank of the car, you won&#39;t need the tampon or the ping pong ball.

[Dirty Commie]

Id didn&#39;t need a link to the Anarchist Cookbook, I meant the actual list of ways to send a car to hell, not the Cookbook.

[Xvall]

Oh, come on. It&#39;s not that hard&#33; There are a friggin million ways to destroy a car&#33; Shoot it, burn it, crash it, hit it with a hammer 1001 fucking times.

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Lift the hood and remove anything&#33;
Anything at all. Trust me, it will be missed.
Easy as that.

[RedAnarchist]

Slash the tyres, smash the windows, take out the engine and set it on fire, remove the seats and set them on fire, use a sledgehammer to attack the rest and set the remains on fire&#33; :D

[sypher]

open the hood, tear up a large candy bar and put it in with the oil. it&#39;ll take a bit but the engine will get all sticky and will soon be shot.

Napalm always waroks too :)

[MiniOswald]

any birts here seen the top gear thing where the do all different things to the toyota pickup &#39;i.e. putting it ontop of some flats that are going to be blown up&#39; and then seeing if it still ran?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

Use your imagination to come up with something to stick up the exhaust pipe that will be hard to remove.

A piece of fabric jamed up the pipe as far as possible is pretty good.
Maybe a large wad of chewing gum.

If you can&#39;t get into the car to pop the hood, you can always tear off the rear view mirors, do the exhaust pipe thing, break the lights, find the place where the car receives the signals from the keyless lock thing, and cover it with something. That last one may require something metalic or think to successfuly block the waves.

[FistFullOfSteel]

Light a fart on the engine of the car

[truthaddict11]

none of you are ever allowed near my car

[cubist]

it won&#39;t blow up but put a boiled egg down the petrol pipe into the tank,

when the pressure drops as fuel gets low the egg will block the pipe, that cuts the fuel line off to the engine, car stalls, this stops fuel being drawn into the engine so the egg unblocks the pipe, car starts and away he goes for a bit then it blocks and stalls,. they have to cut the fuel tank open to beat this one hahaha

[Dirty Commie]

I like the egg one...eggceptional...hehehe