THE PRESSILE - A DAEDLY WEAPON

[Mclaren]

The Presile the ultimate weapon. Only in amercia wuld bush chokoing on apresile get into the news ok he flll of the couch. Its stupid the worlds most powerful amn eats a pressile chokes and falls of and its headline news. Is it a cospercy by the pressile idustry to get rid of bush and get chenny in who knows but they do

[RedCeltic]

Quote from Mclaren:


"I have decided that i will leave the forum and not post anymore i would rather go on my own than be voted out also the foroum uis going downhill and i hope that all you commies have lots of fun argiung amogest youselfs and ttrying to use counter theroey

I liked the pig

Mclaren

This is my last post

Goodbye "

(Edited by RedCeltic at 2:20 pm on Jan. 14, 2002)

[HardcoreCommie]

I understand that for the sake of speed we often don't proofread what we write. Furthermore, I understand that many people in this forum are not native english speakers. Yet I have to say that none of these reasons justify McLaren's poor grammar. I think it would be a service to everyone at che-lives, yourself included McLaren, if you took the time to proofread your posts or to type more carefully.

[I Will Deny You]

He's obviously making those mistakes on purpose, probably for the same reasons he does everything else that he does around here: he's here to be a pain in the ass. Capitalist and Imperial Power at least try to seem clear-headed, although their arguments are often poorly backed. At least they make a few good points. (It's not as if we don't have a few leftists around here who aren't clear-headed, either.)

He's never going to spell anything right.

[Moskitto]

I can assure you he's not making mistakes on purpose.

He types Very fast and he's not that good at english so there's loads of spelling mistakes.

[Dreadnaht1]

Actually I feel this is Mclaren's one and only relavent post. Here's a converted and corrected version of what he originially stated:

"The Pretzil is the ultimate weapon. Only in U$A would Bush choking on a pretzil get into the news and, ok, he fell off the couch. It's stupid, the world's most powerful man eats a pretzil, chokes, and falls off and it's headline news! Is it a conspiracy by the pretzile industry to get rid of Bush and to get Cheyne in? Who knows? But they do!"

Very good Mclaren, now, I do believe that Bush is a fucking ASSHOLE IDIOT WHO DESERVES TO DIE! The pretzel came so so close! Aaaah, it's almost annoying that we almost had him DEAD! That stupid son of a *****. He's so fucking stupid. We need a good assasination, we haven't had one in a really long time. I propose someone feed him some of those Rold's Golds. That'd do the job.

-Dread

Oh, yes, I'm going to go and eat some pretzels...munch munch aaaaaah....

(Edited by Dreadnaht1 at 9:04 pm on Jan. 14, 2002)

[MJM]

Has anyone seen my pressile launcher? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere.

[Moskitto]

oh, that's what a presile is. I thought it was some type of missile the US would be using in Afghanistan.

I actually felt sorry for him (Bush) in a way. I mean choking on a pretzel with no one else around, that must be such a lonely thing to happen.

Then again with people starving in Africa, why is it so ironic that someone nearly dies eating while other people die because they don't have food.

[RedCeltic]

I know this sounds like I'm mocking him... but I'm serous... I wonder if he truly choked or is he fell off the waggon and started to drink again. He was an alcoholic in the past... Laura made him quit... but also.. I saw a live speach he made today... and I don't know he looked hung over... and his face all sratched up... it looked like something worse than just choking on a Pretzil.




(Edited by RedCeltic at 10:57 pm on Jan. 14, 2002)

[Dreadnaht1]

Yes I think his battle wounds are a bit more prestigous from falling 3 feet onto the floor. Perhaps Laura slapped him in the face with her male genitalia?

-Dread