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juanlucaspope
26th September 2017, 16:25
Hello everyone,

I am an important player in a anarchist militia here in Argentina. We mostly follow the guerilla teaching of the YPG and Che, and I was looking for how American compañerxs train. Anyone want to share? Thanks :grin:

Ele'ill
27th September 2017, 01:00
:grin:

BIXX
27th September 2017, 01:20
Nice try FBI

juanlucaspope
27th September 2017, 23:17
Love you <3

dont want to join an insecure forum, thankfully this seems to not be one

how active is this??

also are images supposed to autoload mine arent

Homo Songun
28th September 2017, 18:17
We suggest a multipronged training regimen for new recruits, as follows:

DIet:

A very strict regimen of Cheetos and Mountain Dew

Exercise:

Monday, Wednesday, Friday cross-training; first on Nintendo and then on Xbox consoles
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday: progressive sphincter relaxation until head can be released from anus at will.

Study:
Comprehensive study plan starting with the complete works of Ayn Rand and culminating in the Cleveland,OH phone directory (e.g. increasing level of profundity)

Hope this helps. No need to keep us updated on your progress here; the next national meeting will be next Thursday at 9800 Savage Rd., Suite 6272, Ft. Mead Maryland. See you there comrade!

willowtooth
29th September 2017, 15:25
Alright so we all agree this guys a fake....

but what if he's really worried about us? what if he lies awake at night afraid that anarchist militias are going to sneak through his window at night and rape his daughter? and then force him to work as a slave? Maybe he trains at the gun range everyday and bought an underground bunker with over $10k in emergency supplies and even more in ammunition? His wife left him along time ago because she couldn't' handle his obsession. He vilifies himself because of this and has turned himself into a martyr.

The communist are coming and they will kill us all we can only defend ourselves and our families we must protect ourselves at all cost and trust no one. His literature says all this but he knows he can't share it with anyone lest they think he's crazy. Because he doesn't care if we think he's crazy, he knows the truth. He will walk in god's kingdom as a savior as a warrior against the dark communist forces of evil. He will be forgiven for his sins and receive everlasting glory!

Should we send him a shitty meme?

BIXX
29th September 2017, 18:36
We suggest a multipronged training regimen for new recruits, as follows:

DIet:

A very strict regimen of Cheetos and Mountain Dew

Exercise:

Monday, Wednesday, Friday cross-training; first on Nintendo and then on Xbox consoles
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday: progressive sphincter relaxation until head can be released from anus at will.

Study:
Comprehensive study plan starting with the complete works of Ayn Rand and culminating in the Cleveland,OH phone directory (e.g. increasing level of profundity)

Hope this helps. No need to keep us updated on your progress here; the next national meeting will be next Thursday at 9800 Savage Rd., Suite 6272, Ft. Mead Maryland. See you there comrade!

Can I do something other than Cheetos? I don't like the way they get stuck in my teeth.