Play 20 questions against AI

[Y2A]

http://y.20q.net:8095/

The title pretty much explains it.

[Individual]

God Damn!

Jumpin' Je-hos-a-fat!

That was insane, I thought for sure it wouldn't guess what I was thinking...


I am guessing that it is mercury(the liquid metal)?
Yes , No , Close

15. Was it invented? No.
14. Does it play music? No.
13. Is it mechanical? No.
12. Can you use it at school? Yes.
11. Does it have a handle? No.
10. Is it sharp? No.
9. I guess it a drill bit? No.
8. Does it move? Yes.
Is it bright? Unknown.
7. Can you find it in a house? Yes.
6. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
5. Does it shine? Yes.
4. Is it smooth? No.
3. Do most people use this daily? No.
2. Is it a metal? Yes.
Is it heavy? Unknown.
Is it made of stone? Unknown.
1. It is classified as Mineral.

[Y2A]

Yeah I know :o , it got my Komoto Dragon and Polar Bear, that thing is freaky!

[The Children of the Revolution]

Unbelievable!

It got two wrong by an absolute mile, then came up with this:




I am guessing that it is a supernova?

19. Will it eat almost anything? No.
18. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? Yes.
17. Have you seen one in real life? No.
16. Does it have four legs? No.
15. Is it pleasurable? No.
14. Is it manufactured? No.
13. Does it contain a liquid? No.
12. Is it a geological product? No.
- Is it cold? Unknown.
11. Can it carry people? No.
10. Can it live out of water? No.
9. Is it heavy? Yes.
8. Does it stand on two legs? No.
7. Can it make a sound? Yes.
6. Is it commonly used? No.
- Is it hard? Unknown.
5. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Yes.
4. Is it considered valuable? No.
3. Can it be stolen? No.
2. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

[Although afterwards it suggested:] "Does it have four legs? You said No, I say Probably."


Wow.

[John Galt]

I am guessing that it is life?
Yes , No , Close
19. Have you seen one in real life? Yes.
18. Can it bend without breaking? Irrelevant.
17. Is it dangerous? Depends.
16. Can you touch it? No.
15. Is it used in a sport? Yes.
14. Can you lift it? No.
13. Is it usually warm? Yes.
12. Does it require specific knowledge to use it? No.
11. Does it grow over time? Yes.
10. Does it communicate? Yes.
9. Is it used by the police? Yes.
8. Does it involve contact with other humans? Yes.
Is it something you bring along? Unknown.
7. Was it invented? No.
6. Is it something you can purchase? No.
5. Would you use it daily? Yes.
4. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
3. Can you play with it? Yes.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Unknown.
2. Does it get wet? No.
1. It is classified as Other.


Jesus.

Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it something you bring along? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Is it usually warm? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it dangerous? You said Depends, I say Yes.




Plutonium in 19.

God, this thing is good



Heh it thought communism was in this order: A contradiction, a nightmare, armageddon. Pretty damn close.

[Loknar]

This thing is pretty good:





I am guessing that it is magma?


28. Does it live above ground? No.
27. Can it live out of water? Yes.
26. Does it come in different colors? Yes.
25. Is it soft? Yes.
24. Does it have legs? No.
23. Is it larger than a country? No.
22. Does it shine? No.
21. Have you seen one in real life? No.
20. I guess it a galaxy? No.
19. Can it change size? Yes.
18. I guess it a nebula? No.
17. Is it colorless? No.
16. Does it produce heat? Yes.
15. Does it go inside other things? No.
14. Is it involved in movies? Yes.
13. Is it usually visible? No.
12. Does it weigh more than a duck? Yes.
11. Is it round? No.
Does it grow over time? Unknown.
10. Can you touch it? No.
9. Can you walk on it? No.
8. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
7. Does it make sound? No.
6. Is it an abstract concept? No.
5. Is it annoying? Probably.
4. Is it something you can purchase? No.
3. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
2. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

[STI]

Stupid computer guyessing my word.

I am guessing that it is socialism?
Yes , No , Close

19. Is it involved in movies? Yes.
18. Was it invented? Yes.
17. Does it make sound? No.
16. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Irrelevant.
15. Can it be stolen? No.
14. Is it man made? Yes.
13. Can you use it at school? No.
12. Can it be used more than once? Yes.
11. Can you find it in a house? No.
10. Can it be used for recreation? No.
9. Would you pay to use it? No.
8. Is it usually colorful? No.
7. Does it involve contact with other humans? Yes.
6. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
5. Do you use it in your home? No.
4. Is it something you bring along? No.
3. Is it hard? No.
2. Do you use it at night? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

[FatFreeMilk]

You win
Play Again
What you were thinking of is not in my knowledgebase.

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sweat (perspiration), bad breath, a fly, the flu (Influenza), a dustmite, a germ, a mosquito, a cold (a viral disease), a cockroach, a spider web, a bingo card, a uvula.


Belly button! . *nvm :rolleyes:

[Monty Cantsin]

I am guessing that it is ballet?
Yes , No , Close

29. I guess it a sorority? No.
28. Can it be heard? No.
27. Can you touch it? No.
26. Do you use it at work? No.
25. Can you find it in a church? No.
24. Can it cheer you up? Yes.
23. Does it have legs? No.
22. Can it live out of water? Yes.
21. Does it use electricity? No.
20. I guess it a government? Close.
19. Do you use it in your home? No.
18. Does it grow over time? Yes.
17. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
16. Is it found on a desk? No.
15. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
14. Does it have writing on it? Yes.
13. Can you play games with it? No.
12. Does it have cash value? No.
11. Does it require specific knowledge to use it? Yes.
10. Does it store information? Yes.
9. Is it something you can purchase? Irrelevant.
8. Would you use it in the dark? Irrelevant.
7. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
6. Can it be easily moved? Irrelevant.
5. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Irrelevant.
4. Can it bend without breaking? Irrelevant.
3. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes.
2. Would you find it in an office? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.


You win
Is it one of these . . .
a sunrise
a stock
a political party
heaven
success
the soul
a birthday
the spring (season)
a cloud
the Sun
the law
martial arts
a diploma
a bank account
socialism
a university
science
the universe
a locket (for a picture)
pride
a star (astral body)
a rowboat
astrology
a mutual fund
a revolution
magic
a park
age
a university campus
an aura
skis
a garden
a poppy
a ski
a broken heart
a canyon
karma
peace
a sailboat
happiness

[antieverything]

All I can say is holy shit...that is creepy.

[Loknar]

Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close

28. Is it straight? Yes.
27. Does it come in pairs? No.
26. Do you hold it when you use it? Irrelevant.
25. Is it furry? No.
Can you lift it? Unknown.
24. Does it come in many varieties? Yes.
23. Can you make money by selling it? Yes.
22. Can it be washed? Yes.
21. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
20. I guess it an ovary? No.
19. Is it colorless? No.
18. Is it a body part? Yes.
17. Can you put something into it? No.
16. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
15. Is it soft? Yes.
14. Is it small? Irrelevant.
13. Is it usually visible? No.
12. Does a basketball player use it? No.
Can you play games with it? Unknown.
11. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
10. Is it man made? No.
9. Would you find it on a farm? No.
8. Would you use it daily? Yes.
7. Do you use it at night? Irrelevant.
6. Can you get information by using it? No.
Do most people use this daily? Unknown.
5. Can you buy it at a store? No.
4. Is it usually colorful? No.
3. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
2. Is it hard? No.
1. It is classified as Other.

[Intifada]

You win
Play Again
You were thinking of a cupboard.
Can it be used for recreation? You said Unknown, I say No.
Can you find it in a church? You said Maybe, I say No.
Does it have a handle? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it made of metal? You said Maybe, I say No.
Does it break if dropped? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Can it be easily moved? You said Usually, I say No.
Is it flat? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it used by the police? You said Probably, I say No.
Would you find it on a farm? You said Rarely, I say Yes.
Do you clean it regularly? You said No, I say Yes.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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Uncommon Knowledge about a cupboard
Is it made of plastic? I say Probably.
Was it invented? I say No.
Do you carry it in your pocket? I say Yes.
Does it have one or more wheels? I say Probably.
Is it usually visible? I say Doubtful.
Is some part of it made of glass? I say Yes.
Does it come in pairs? I say Probably.
Does a basketball player use it? I say Yes.
Is it a synthetic material? I say Yes.
Is it transparent? I say Probably.
Do you look at it? I say No.
Does it have tough skin? I say Yes.
Do you catch it? I say Yes.
Is it an absolute state? I say Yes.
Does it help accomplish tasks? I say No.
Is it colorless? I say Probably.

[RedAnarchist]

Communism

29. I guess it an election? No.
28. Can you use it with your friends? Irrelevant.
27. Would you pay to use it? No.
26. Can you find it in a church? No.
25. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
24. Can it be heard? Irrelevant.
23. Does it move? No.
22. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
21. Can it be used for recreation? Probably.
20. I guess it martial arts? No.
19. Is it multicolored? No.
18. Do you use it at night? No.
17. Does it have cash value? No.
16. Is it larger than a microwave oven (or bread box)? Irrelevant.
15. Do you use it in your home? No.
14. Can it fit in an envelope? No.
13. Is it flexible? Yes.
12. Do you use it at work? No.
11. Is it man made? Yes.
10. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
Would you use it daily? Unknown.
Would you find it in an office? Unknown.
Can you control it? Unknown.
9. Can you get information by using it? Irrelevant.
8. Do most people use this daily? Irrelevant.
7. Does it grow over time? No.
6. Could it be found in a classroom? Probably.
5. Can you buy it at a store? No.
4. Is it hard? No.
3. Is it usually colorful? Irrelevant.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.

[Xvall]

This computer does not know what the fuck it is talking about! I thought of a centipede and it gave me a god damned spider. Then when it gives me a list of other possibilities, I click centipede and it says this garbage.


You were thinking of a centipede.
Does it live near water? You said Probably, I say No.

Centipedes usually make their habitats in very wet and moist areas, usually near some source of water.


Does it eat leaves? You said No, I say Yes.

Centipedes are carnivorous. The computer flat out lied.


Does it have fangs? You said Yes, I say No.

Once again. They do have fangs, as they are carnivores.


Can you see it in a zoo? You said Probably, I say No.

Many zoos keep some of the more exotic species of centipede for display in the insect section of the facility. (Centipedes aren't really insects. The fuckers running the zoo just don't know what they're talking about.


Does it live in trees? You said Probably, I say No.

The garden variety of centipede can live in many areas outdoors. Dirt, Logs, trees: wherever it can make a habitat.


Is it made in many different styles? You said Unknown, I say No.

I wasn't sure what it meant by styles, but if it smeans species and varieties, the answer is yes.


Can you buy it? You said Probably, I say No.

Yes. Look online if you don't believe me.


Does it have a tail? You said Yes, I say No.

Centipedes have a pair of small tail appendages.


Uncommon Knowledge about a centipede
Is it a herbivore? I say Yes.
Is it a vegetarian? I say Yes.

Bullshit!


Can you control it? I say Probably.

No. You can not. No one ever has, it is doubtful that anyone will.


Does it like to run? I say Yes.

Oh please. How do you know what it 'likes'? They probably run when you see them because centi-phobic fuckers try to kill the poor things.


Is it originally from Europe? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Australia? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Africa? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Canada? I say Probably.

Oh, that's neat! You know I was born in both France, Zimbabwe, and Peru!


Is it a carnivore? I say No.

More bullshit!


Is it an omnivore? I say Probably.

You know what I'm about to say.

On a scale of one to ten I hope this test burns in hell.