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Synergy
14th February 2016, 00:40
Congrats, one of your extended family members (now dead) was a billionaire and you've now inherited their wealth. Do you accept the life of a bourgeoisie scumbag or fight for the working class? With either option, how do you intend to spend your money?

And no, you can't eat yourself.

Redistribute the Rep
14th February 2016, 03:39
If revleft weren't so dead I would make it into a reality TV show. It'd be like survivor with the regular purging of certain members, only with more juicy sectarianism.

Synergy
14th February 2016, 23:27
Anyone who takes more rations than necessary is instantly executed.

The Intransigent Faction
15th February 2016, 01:55
Fight for the working class...if I could figure out how best to do that just by spending a lot of money.

Other than that, I'd just go live as a hermit somewhere. As long as I have a quiet space to read, grow my own food, etc. and can emerge from obscurity occasionally to see a concert or something, I'm happy.

Whatever I did, assuming I'm the sole inheritor, I'm sure I'd piss off my family by not spending it all on them. :lol:

Blake's Baby
21st February 2016, 18:01
Can't you do both (hint, there was a guy called Engels...)?

Vladimir Innit Lenin
21st February 2016, 20:17
100% buy Revleft and exact some sweet revenge :lol:

#FF0000
22nd February 2016, 22:47
I'd put a bunch of it in the bank so I could live off the interest and use the rest of it to become what right-wingers imagine George Soros to be.

Tim Cornelis
22nd February 2016, 23:40
Invest in a private army, have that private army rob a bank, steal 15 million US dollars, put in a bank in the Bahamas, live of the interest, buy cocaine.

Guardia Rossa
26th February 2016, 18:04
My "katasquist" utopia:

Buy myself a nice little house, with books, weapons, robots, academy, a Bunker, some new fancy tech, etc... satisfy all my personal needs. Then, anonymously fund all worker class struggle, and then all revolutionary groups and parties (Communists, anarchists, autonomists) under one condition: Joining a Fifth International, fight against sectarianism, fight against prejudice, nationalism and the bourgeoisie, act against Capitalism in a meaningful way, and some other basic stuff to exclude sectarians, strasserists, hardcore stalinists and etc... Throw cash at my family, friends, comrades, finance revolutionary art, music, intellectuals, all revolutionaries in dire need of cash, etc... and give most of my money to capable hands in this Fifth International. Hopefully, the theoretical boom that probably will result from this unify many factions in this International and create new factions under new leadership and new theories, and will polarize the revolutionaries in this divides. This will lead to a few factions eventually splitting off, but they will be organized, funded, theoretically advanced and mostly clear from the bourgeois ideologues influences... YAY!

And I will need to abandon the codename Guardia Rossa :(
And of course funding all workers that wish to create socialized industries, building infrastructure and industries in areas that need it, fund a really revolutionary education, etc... all that things that will make capitalism global and a global revolution more possible....

Fifth (?) edit: And fund another crashes in the Capitalist system.

upgrayedd
4th March 2016, 08:08
Small apartment, then I would rent a warehouse/garage or something and buy a few (not super expensive) cars I've always wanted. Invest the rest and never work again.

upgrayedd
4th March 2016, 08:09
Almost forgot, since I'll have a bunch of spare time I'd probably cook for the homeless and stuff (theres a *lot* of homeless folks where I live.

ckaihatsu
4th March 2016, 15:12
Place all of the bills side-by-side in vertical plastic panels, suspended from the ceiling for a 'museum' walk-through space, so as to attract a coterie of lackeys to be surrounded-by at all times.


-- Or --


Buy out Walmart and turn it into a non-for-profit.

Lord Testicles
4th March 2016, 15:37
Invest in a private army, have that private army rob a bank, steal 15 million US dollars, put in a bank in the Bahamas, live of the interest, buy cocaine.

Why are you buying cocaine? You've got a private army and at least 15 million dollars. Just take the cocaine.

hexaune
4th March 2016, 16:51
Why are you buying cocaine? You've got a private army and at least 15 million dollars. Just take the cocaine.

:laugh:

Luís Henrique
6th March 2016, 18:17
Congrats, one of your extended family members (now dead) was a billionaire and you've now inherited their wealth. Do you accept the life of a bourgeoisie scumbag or fight for the working class? With either option, how do you intend to spend your money?

I will tell you, but only after I can see the money on my bank account.


And no, you can't eat yourself.

This, sir, is horribly discriminatory against autocannibalistic people.

Luís Henrique

ckaihatsu
6th March 2016, 18:27
autocannibalistic


This means you're too *self-absorbed*.

(Get it -- ??)


x D

Tim Cornelis
7th March 2016, 13:18
Why are you buying cocaine? You've got a private army and at least 15 million dollars. Just take the cocaine.

some dudes took some cocaine that came in through antwerp port, in 2012, and people are still dying over that. I wanna live.

Lord Testicles
7th March 2016, 13:37
some dudes took some cocaine that came in through antwerp port, in 2012, and people are still dying over that. I wanna live.

You won't die, that's what your private army is for.

Tim Cornelis
8th March 2016, 23:18
Tell that to Comrade Escobar.

Luís Henrique
10th March 2016, 19:00
This means you're too *self-absorbed*.

Unless digestive problems are involved.

Luís Henrique

ckaihatsu
11th March 2016, 15:20
Unless digestive problems are involved.


You can't *stomach* yourself...!


x D