Personal Quotes

[Xvall]

Post quotes/phrases here that you think sound good. I would much prefer the quotes to be origional, and not stolen, or paraphrased. Example: Don't put, "An eye for an eye leaves the world eyeless." or anything. Plagiarism will be dealt with severely, and punished with death. The only other rule is that this quote must be yours. Try and keep your phrases somewhat socio-political related. I'll start:

War crimes are redundant.

[Xvall]

C'mon. I know you people have said countless witty things in the past.

[Invader Zim]

Three can keep a secret if two are dead....

:P

[Purple]

my friend's personal phrase: "If only I had a gun..."

my own: "hold kjeft får hodepine av deg.."


(translation: "shut up, youre giving me a headache...."

[Fidelbrand]

To live a life that is not lived is a fucking tragedy.

[Knowledge 6 6 6]

Life will never be all good, nor all bad. Life is filled with unexpected actions, and how we deal with it.

We should never expect answers to everything. When we do, we will defy belief.

-Knowledge

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

There is no room in democratic politics for capitalism, racism, nationalism, gender chauvinism, or religion. These things all defy rule by the people. Opinions which advocate such ideas are useless and do not deserve to be considered.
-moi

Because some slaves escaped to freedom, does not mean that slavery is freedom. Because some workers may escape wage-labour, does not mean that wage labour is freedom.
-again, moi

[Hate Is Art]

"So your saying your bads a gay badass"

the most enlightened thing i have ever said, it was a confused conversation

this other gem is from flicky

"Canada is no way near Russia OR the andes, they are chili"

She has no idea what she is talking about :D

[FatFreeMilk]

"You know I'm right, I always am."

I use that one at the end of every debate I have with my brother :lol: His face gets all red with frustration after he hears that :lol: I can never lose, with him anyways.

[honest intellectual]

Electricity was discovered in 1975 by Kraftwerk

Non-bisexual people are stupid.

Last week, this guy was telling me this story: He just moved into an apartment adjacent to a maternity hospital. One night his window was open and the window of the maternity ward was open, only about two metres away. And in the middle of the night everyone in the flat was awoken by this bloodcurdling, screeching, wailing shriek. And so he's telling this story and he says:
"It sounded like somebody was being murdered!"
And I said:
"But in fact, the exact opposite was happening."
Pretty clever, eh?

[praxis1966]

You're such a moron. You've got like two brain cells and they're fighting for dominance.

[Cobra]

I cant think of any of my own off the top of my head, but I do remember a friend I once knew saying:

"Wanna know how to fix all your problems? Stab them with a knife!" as he said this he picked up a pen and slashed a piece of paper in half.

No, its not witty. But it stuck in my head for some reason.

[Fidel Castro]

My favorite way of ending am argument with someone:

"Just call me Dad!" :D

[Pedro Alonso Lopez]

It's 'Ok I have Haribo' will diffuse any situation.

Also

'We were issued with them in Hungary'

when asked to explain anything.

[Fidel Castro]

lol, someone asked me to explain US-Cuba relations today, and I came up with the best explanation which went pretty much like this:

"Try to imagine the US as a giant king, covered in gold, drooling with his sword pointed over a tiny little man who is very poor, yet also proud and firm in his beliefs."

The person I was explaining to nodded, and I continued...

"Then imagine the little man showing that king the finger, and you pretty much have US-Cuba relations"


Lol, I thought I explained quite well.

[canikickit]

Life is like an unlabelled box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get inside.

[RedAnarchist]

If its unlabelled how do you know its got chocolates inside?

[Fidel Castro]

If its unlabelled how do you know its got chocolates inside?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EneME]

I actually said this in all seriousness about some murder story...
"roll over so I can stab you good" :lol:

Oh...story of another quote:
I was editor of my high school yearbook as a Senior...and all the Seniors submitted their quotes that would be placed as a caption under their portrait. I typed up every single quote, about 300 quotes, all were perfect except mine. I misspelled my OWN! It completely changed the entire meaning and made me look like an ultra catholic church goer....from:

"let those who live without sin, try to survive"
to
"let those who live WITH sin, try to survive."

:lol: there are 400 books out there with that in it...

[pandora]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2004, 01:21 AM
lol, someone asked me to explain US-Cuba relations today, and I came up with the best explanation which went pretty much like this:

"Try to imagine the US as a giant king, covered in gold, drooling with his sword pointed over a tiny little man who is very poor, yet also proud and firm in his beliefs."

The person I was explaining to nodded, and I continued...

"Then imagine the little man showing that king the finger, and you pretty much have US-Cuba relations"


Lol, I thought I explained quite well.
When I turned in my thesis on Cuban embargo that's what my professor told me that "Cuba was being punished for giving the US the middle finger" and then demonstrated. He's an important politcal person with south korea and a dept chair who never uses such language, so I was really taken aback as was the small class.

From me, "We've forgotten what love was for, and find ourselves searching for a forgotten dream that will lead us to our hearts"

"Never be afraid to try, to love, to hope to dream, to open your heart and fight, or you'll live with regret the rest of your life."

My mother when she was a hippie and I was afraid to be seen with her as a girl, " Who cares what other people think, you'll never see them again, and even if you do, so what, get over it"

[dark fairy]

ok i didn't read all of these but i always say this...
"remember your mom loves me"
" you smell like ass"
"that's not what your mom said last night"
" i fucked your sister"
just stupid shit but as far as actual meaningful things damn
"there's only one life to live, and no one is going to live it for you so just try to enjoy what you have"that's a little pecimistic but whatever that's just what i say :unsure:

[MiniOswald]

I once had an english teacher, who could not control a class to save her life, and we always drove her insane.
anyways once she finally managed to get the class quiet and working, and she goes over to someone and says 'be careful of your tenses' and Me not thinking and just acting promptly shouted out :lol: 'be careful of yours!', it didnt even make sense but it sent the class crazy again and got me an after-school detention, but it was good fun!

[captain anarchy]

there is no race, creed, sexuality,age, forgin,or gender we are all human and equal and if you dissagree your a fucking nazi and nazis suck and can fuck off. ( said by me)

conformity is the suicide of character. ( said by a friend of mine )

those who don't stand up for their beliefs and rights cause those beliefs and rights to die with them and with them turn to ash and blow away like dust. ( said by me )

[cubist]

"you nearly got an univited guest then" for the when someone stops infront of you and you waste hits there ass situations. i don't know where it came from but i use itl.

"the chances are i have had your mum"

a famous cricketer is quoted to have said when asked why he was so fat he said "thats cus everytime i shagged your mum she gave me a biscuit" i don appreciate that one immensly

[RedAnarchist]

Its better to be knee-deep in shit than to be drowning in it - by me

[canikickit]

Originally posted by [email protected] 5 2004, 01:32 PM
If its unlabelled how do you know its got chocolates inside?
You'd know when you opened it.
It's still a box of chocolates, even if you don't know that it is. Life is also like an unlabelled box of socks. Socks aren't as interesting as chocolates however.

My point was that the quote from forest gump is shit, because you do know what you're going to get in a box of chocolates - chocolates (unless it's unlabelled).

[Eastside Revolt]

On being way too drunk:

"YYYYYYou look like Pocahontiss, with beautiful blue hair and blonde eyes."

On being a stoner:

"No, no, no getting stoned isn't EVERYTHING we do, its what we do while we're doing everything we do."

[DarkAngel]

I cam up with this one while my dad was *****ing to me about how fucked up this generation is.


''You can say what you want about my generation, but it was influenced by yours''


And then my personal favorite;

''Religion is just a fight over who has the best imaginary friend''

[honest intellectual]

Originally posted by [email protected] 6 2004, 02:49 AM
Oh...story of another quote:
I was editor of my high school yearbook as a Senior...and all the Seniors submitted their quotes that would be placed as a caption under their portrait. I typed up every single quote, about 300 quotes, all were perfect except mine. I misspelled my OWN! It completely changed the entire meaning and made me look like an ultra catholic church goer....from:
I submitted as my quote:

"Yeah, I'm a real man - a real make-up wearin', nancy boy, bisexual man"

When the yearbook was published, it had been edited to read as follows:

"Yeah...."

[che's long lost daughter]

I want to say something but my brain cells are becoming too hypoglycemic at this moment, I need something to eat.

---my malfunctioning impoverished neurons

[Xvall]

Praxis had an uber-funny one!

[praxis1966]

If you liked that one, you'll love this.

You don't have the good sense god promised a dead goat.

[MiniOswald]

Dark angel that one about the religions is a klassic!

[praxis1966]

Here's another.

I'm like a DC-10, garunteed to go down.

[cubist]

On talking to a police man who stopped you for speeding,

he says "i have been waiting all day for you sonny"
you reply "well i got here as fast as i could" by my mate
i was in the car stoned and wetting myself

[EL CHICO ROJO]

the quote on cuba US relation was smart,
and true.

as for me when i am ending a debate with my more moderate liberal political oppnents(most of my freinds) I piont at them and say(jokingly) WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES....
also "We are all the basicly the same wat makes one a follower and what makes one a revolutionary dosen t involve dna it is the decision to open your eyes accept the truth and begin to change it."

[lostsoul]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2004, 02:05 AM
My favorite way of ending am argument with someone:

"Just call me Dad!" :D
thats my fav. way to start one.

[Hate Is Art]

"The more i drink, the more attractive you get"

[atlanticche]

all i have of myself is a stupid one, here it is anyway
looking for a song by pink floyd at the time i really liked them and that song but for some reason or other i couldnt remember it, then when i found it on amazon, i shouted at load in a room with three other people
"SHEEP, I LOVE SHEEP"

[Commie Girl]

I like: Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do!

and if you are expected to do something that you don't want to, you can say "I'd rather be dipped in shit"!

[Le Libérer]

Desperation is the mutha fucker of invention...ME
The most important element in a relationship is trust.....trust me.... ME

[revolutionary soldier]

If you want to hit somenoe round the face, just go and do it. I just don't have the guts.

[dark fairy]

"im the one and only but never lonely"-dark fairy

[Raisa]

"I think I need the patch.....cause im addicted to you!"

hahaaa.....im such a pimp!

[mysticofthewest]

" Hey baby wanna come to my place for a pizza and a fuck. whats the matter dont like pizza

[pedro san pedro]

i look at you and i'm lost in a sea of love.......
....care to blow me ashore?

[Palmares]

"If this is freedom, then freedom is in chains." - Cthenthar

"Seek virtue in wisdom." - Cthenthar

[The Feral Underclass]

"Just get on with it, reject the emotional sujectivism and just get drunk...play some music, smoke some weed, take some highly addictive, life altering drugs, embrace the failure and have fun....such is the absurd wonderfulness of our meaningless lives!"

[Wenty]

"If this is freedom, then freedom is in chains." - Cthenthar

Just sounds like you've amalgamated one quote from marx and another from rousseau.

[Pedro Alonso Lopez]

A friend of mine when a guy threatened to kick the shit out of him:


Watch out, Im trained in the art of...legging it!

He then preceeded ro run but the guys actually thought it was funny and didnt give chase!

[Roses in the Hospital]

"There is no 'I' in Society"
I have no idea what that means but there's an irony in there somewhere...

[Subversive Pessimist]

lost prophet
Where in Norway do you live? :-)

[captain anarchy]

there is no point to life we are born to die and then remain as memories that soon decay to ash and blow away like dust.

fuck the worlds mind distortion lets give the worlds mind an abortion.

[Kurai Tsuki]

Watch it subbed, not dubbed.

[Palmares]

Originally posted by [email protected] 7 2004, 01:07 AM

"If this is freedom, then freedom is in chains." - Cthenthar

Just sounds like you've amalgamated one quote from marx and another from rousseau.
I cannot deny the influence. I'm quite happy someone noticed.

[DarkAngel]

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies.

{I dun know who this is by, but a friend of mine....i just forgot her name....}

[Comrade Marcel]

Avoiding Criticism and Self Criticism is like avoiding to clean your toilet; eventually it will start to stink. Organizations can also start to fester if problems are not addressed and solved as soon as they arise.

I am known for being a real hard ass about making everyone participate in the Criticism and Self-Criticism session of every meeting... :D

[STI]

"Anybody who thinks that voting every 4 years is central to democracy either has a warped view on voting or a warped view on democracy" - Me

[Maynard]

I dun know who this is by, but a friend of mine....i just forgot her name....}

That's lyrics from the song Opiate by Tool, if you wanted too know.

Full lyrics are here : http://www.lyricsdir.com/t/tool/opiate.php

I've never said anything worth quoting by anyone, ever. There have been some pretty good ones so far though.

[Motorcycle_diAries]

"I am already psycho"

i always say this to remind my mom what she thinks of me.:)

[SpeCtrE]

...If it takes a Bullet in the head to liberate the oppressed masses who value freedom more than a fucking car, BA degree and your pathetic snoop dogg imitating lifestyle.. I will gladly take it.

Me, saying this to a 'cool cat' classmate!

[guerillablack]

thats wack.

[RhetoricalAbsurdity]

"I'm optimistic, not because I think things are going to get much better, but because I don't think they can get much worse."
-Me.

[Monty Cantsin]

Originally posted by [email protected] 31 2005, 03:17 AM
"I'm optimistic, not because I think things are going to get much better, but because I don't think they can get much worse."
-Me.
That was good.