Log in

View Full Version : Rules for the human brain



condor
1st December 2015, 16:59
The problems the mind is most likely to fail at is not the most difficult, but the most bizarre

Comfort is less important than familiarity when it comes to surroundings to keep the brain decisive

Expenditure rises to match income

The brain only produces truly great thoughts after noon

Hardly any foods will make the brain more productive

Everything is true, only from a certain perspective, the brain is unconscious of this fact...

Most words have twice as many meanings as you will find in the dictionary; this is why people make the 'mistake' of using the wrong word, because they have found a new meaning to it...

The brain works best when it deletes the most emphatic written thoughts once the brain is ready to internalise them

A certain level of rational superstition (pressing the handle on the door multiple times, putting everything into pairs) is necessary to foam the brain and keep it healthy into forgetting memories it has no use for and lifting the memories it finds humorous through the absurd

Anglo-Saxon Philistine
1st December 2015, 17:19
Always remember to rinse your brain after foaming it. It's apparent the OP forgot.

condor
1st December 2015, 17:25
Sorry about that, I couldn't think of a different word for a complex reaction.

ckaihatsu
2nd December 2015, 01:15
Hardly any foods will make the brain more productive


Apparently the OP's brain has never heard of *coffee* and *liquor* (etc.)....


= )

tresha
2nd December 2015, 04:54
Brain can be trained. It depends on how you will do it.

ckaihatsu
2nd December 2015, 14:42
The problems the mind is most likely to fail at is not the most difficult, but the most bizarre

Comfort is less important than familiarity when it comes to surroundings to keep the brain decisive

Expenditure rises to match income

The brain only produces truly great thoughts after noon

Hardly any foods will make the brain more productive

Everything is true, only from a certain perspective, the brain is unconscious of this fact...

Most words have twice as many meanings as you will find in the dictionary; this is why people make the 'mistake' of using the wrong word, because they have found a new meaning to it...

The brain works best when it deletes the most emphatic written thoughts once the brain is ready to internalise them

A certain level of rational superstition (pressing the handle on the door multiple times, putting everything into pairs) is necessary to foam the brain and keep it healthy into forgetting memories it has no use for and lifting the memories it finds humorous through the absurd


-- Or --


Jump-starting the 'singularity', I see....


= D