You've just been put in charge of a reeducation camp.

[Synergy]

how will you run this organization?

i would have a "comrade of the month" award and the winner would get to wear the prized Marx Beard

also, those who do not read all of Capital will not get to eat more than 5 jelly beans! harsh, but necessary

[Sewer Socialist]

Begin every day chanting, "Prisons are an integral part of communism. Prisons are an integral part of communism. Prisons are an integral part of communism. If we accept the teachings of our lord and savior, Karl Marx, we may be a loved member of the holy and glorious proletariat. Long live the Communist State!"

[Armchair Partisan]

Orgies. Lots and lots of orgies.

[Sasha]

also, those who do not read all of Capital will not get to eat more than 5 jelly beans! harsh, but necessary


euhh, isnt this an reeducation camp? i assumed reading Capital was what got those filthy Marxists there in the first place... :rolleyes:

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

No talking when the teacher says stop talking.

Underline all work using a ruler and pencil.

Correct all spelling errors x3.

I'm such a liberatory teacher :lol:

[Blake's Baby]

Disarm the guards. Arm the prisoners. Start the real revolution.

[motion denied]

Disarm the guards. Arm the prisoners. Start the real revolution.

aaand there it is!

[Ele'ill]

only half the users who post in this thread are joking

[olahsenor]

"Marx is God"- re-education teacher. Anybody who frowns or pouts would be sent to Siberian gulag. How else would we know the ideological perverts without this kind of tricky incitements. I hope this is not trolling.:laugh:

[Blake's Baby]

only half the users who post in this thread are joking

Those of us who post non-jokey answers are still part of the joke, by pretending that some some Stalinist prison-state would give us the keys to the jails in the first place.

[Blake's Baby]

Oh, DP. Can an admin please delete this one?