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MayiLeasu786
1st October 2015, 13:23
GOD demonstrated HIS love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.
He also promised to heal your body.
(Just ask Him)
Sasha
1st October 2015, 13:27
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Sasha
1st October 2015, 13:29
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Sewer Socialist
2nd October 2015, 02:25
Ha, is the name supposed to be "May I Lease You?"
Lord Testicles
3rd October 2015, 13:23
He also promised to heal your body.
(Just ask Him)

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/
Os Cangaceiros
3rd October 2015, 13:33
Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" = best "Personal Jesus"
RedWorker
5th October 2015, 12:05
We needed one of these clowns of such a level that is relatively rare today to confirm the caricatures drawn by communists.
Sewer Socialist
6th October 2015, 00:05
Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" = best "Personal Jesus"

Personal Pizza > Personal Jesus
Armchair Partisan
6th October 2015, 20:58
GOD demonstrated HIS love to us by sending His Son Jesus Christ, who died and rose from the dead to GIVE us eternal life.
He also promised to heal your body.
(Just ask Him)

I figured this would be a good idea, so I went onto Skype and searched for some names he could conceivably be under (God, Yahweh, Morgan Freeman...). Unfortunately, there seem to be a ton of users with those names - could you tell me which is the real God? Would love to have a chat with the fella.
Lord Testicles
10th October 2015, 21:15
Ahem... http://chatwithigod.com/
Asero
11th October 2015, 17:39
jesus loves me this i know
for the bible tells me so
little ones to him belong
they are weak but he is strong

yse jesus loves me
yes hesus loevs me
esy jeebus loves me
4 the bible tells me so
Synergy
13th October 2015, 00:43
Ahem... chatwithigod . com/

i asked god if he was a communist and he avoided the question until i pushed hard enough. apparently he is not a communist
Zoop
13th October 2015, 01:41
FFS I didn't know Jesus was an anti-communist. This is gonna be fucking harder than I originally thought.
Sasha
13th October 2015, 01:46
lies

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eR_Zsme9qQM/VZ5jea49GwI/AAAAAAAARSg/dRQd-Dz7fCc/s1600/falce-e-martello.jpg
Armchair Partisan
13th October 2015, 12:11
i asked god if he was a communist and he avoided the question until i pushed hard enough. apparently he is not a communist

Yeah, he told me he was a Republican, actually. Apparently the Reps are rigging the elections on the highest level.


lies

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eR_Zsme9qQM/VZ5jea49GwI/AAAAAAAARSg/dRQd-Dz7fCc/s1600/falce-e-martello.jpg

I asked God what he thinks of Pope Francis and he told me there might be more than one. The one in the pic might be a doppelganger.
Luís Henrique
13th October 2015, 13:29
Well catholics may not be communists but they certainly are communionists. Does it count?

Luís Henrique
Asero
13th October 2015, 15:10
i asked god if he was a communist and he avoided the question until i pushed hard enough. apparently he is not a communist

http://i.imgur.com/IbCQiIp.png
Sasha
13th October 2015, 15:15
i told god my name was Lucifer and he pretended he didnt know who i was... even after i reminded him about the whole casting out and shit... he was all "nope, never heard of you".. cold hearted asshole..
Qayin
14th October 2015, 00:12
Hail Satan!
Asero
14th October 2015, 11:39
Hail Satan!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/77/b8/77/77b8773b24f7144b025247c4cefe2787.jpg
Synergy
15th October 2015, 04:00
i told god my name was Lucifer and he pretended he didnt know who i was... even after i reminded him about the whole casting out and shit... he was all "nope, never heard of you".. cold hearted asshole..

In a dramatic twist it turns out Lucifer was the victim all along and that humanity has been duped by God's propaganda.
Comrade Jacob
31st October 2015, 22:42
Lol. Ask Jesus? Do you mean "Hail Odin?"