Synergy
28th September 2015, 03:02
Are you a civilized country (ie. white people, capitalism, etc)? If not, you may qualify for this once in a lifetime U.S. offer.
Please keep in mind that our schedule is very tight (we're bombing soo many countries already!) and if you don't have any natural resources (that automatically belong to us) or strategic locations then we're going to have to put you on a waiting list. In the meantime we suggest "electing" right-wing leaders to shape up the country (aka destablize the region to make it easier for us). If you have any difficulties let us know (or don’t) and we’ll be happy to get your country started on the right path.
Please keep in mind that our schedule is very tight (we're bombing soo many countries already!) and if you don't have any natural resources (that automatically belong to us) or strategic locations then we're going to have to put you on a waiting list. In the meantime we suggest "electing" right-wing leaders to shape up the country (aka destablize the region to make it easier for us). If you have any difficulties let us know (or don’t) and we’ll be happy to get your country started on the right path.