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Xvall
15th February 2004, 20:08
National Bolsheviks! (http://www.bolsheviks.org/MAIN/MAIN.htm)

Well, the National Bolsheviks seem to have their very own webpage now, filled with bad grammar and poorply photoshopped (Maybe they even used paint) pictures. I just found this funny, and somewhat interesting. They seem to be 'National Socialists', though they are actually socialistic (unlike most National Socialists) and claim that they aren't racist or anti-semetic. Read it. It's entertaining me a little. One of their spokespersons is named Jorge Morón. Yeah, that hit the mark. At least they don't claim to be Communists. Their propoganda seems poorly made. It's also kind of unsettling that some of their propoganda posters are just old nazi propoganda posters with the flag changed. Hmm. At least that one other NB site had some decent looking propoganda. Oh well.

Lardlad95
15th February 2004, 20:19
Originally posted by Drake [email protected] 15 2004, 09:08 PM
National Bolsheviks! (http://www.bolsheviks.org/MAIN/MAIN.htm)

Well, the National Bolsheviks seem to have their very own webpage now, filled with bad grammar and poorply photoshopped (Maybe they even used paint) pictures. I just found this funny, and somewhat interesting. They seem to be 'National Socialists', though they are actually socialistic (unlike most National Socialists) and claim that they aren't racist or anti-semetic. Read it. It's entertaining me a little. One of their spokespersons is named Jorge Morón. Yeah, that hit the mark. At least they don't claim to be Communists. Their propoganda seems poorly made. It's also kind of unsettling that some of their propoganda posters are just old nazi propoganda posters with the flag changed. Hmm. At least that one other NB site had some decent looking propoganda. Oh well.
...Why doesn't that websiite like black people?

the SovieT
15th February 2004, 20:19
this image isnt that bad.
to be honest i think it is very good...

the SovieT
15th February 2004, 20:22
this image is cool as well...

the SovieT
15th February 2004, 20:23
yet i fail to understand why do they fucking use Nazi images and then photoshop them...


fucking nazbols...

Xvall
15th February 2004, 20:52
Why doesn't that websiite like black people?

Because they're racist bastards, I'd wager.

Don't Change Your Name
15th February 2004, 23:21
Interesting...

Their cause really bothers me. Look at some of those logos: they put Fidel, Che, Mao, Lenin and Stalin (oh well this one is obviously in the right place)! I mean, a "libertarian" sees that and has another argument to explain why in his political spectrum they are on one side and all leftists + the fascists are on the other...
They claim to be a mix of "fascist, democratic, communist and socialist ideals", which is contradictory as shit. Anyway their logo looks pretty cool and they make more sense than the usual white dumb kid pretending to be the next hitler. I wonder, however, how the society would look if they got power.

Stapler
15th February 2004, 23:25
it's actually quite funny...

Xvall
15th February 2004, 23:56
I concur. I'm sure these are the same people that come up with naturally and artificially flavoured candy.

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
16th February 2004, 02:44
Hmmm....National Bolshevism seems to be a spitting image of the Baathist ideology, with perhaps a bit of Juche mixed in. I see flaws in the ideology that simply cannot be overlooked, and I am downright appaulled at their appearant embrace of fascism, and they reek of racism. However, I like their way of doing things. Their rallies, with the armbands and flags, give them a much stronger image as a whole. Especially the armbands, I would really like to see those brought into practice (but definately not based on the Nazi flag!). In a place where Communists are few and far between, an armband gives a comrade a sence of identity and pride, and provides morale support when you see other people wearing one, at very least, to know they are not alone. Futhermore they don't try bullshitting people. They don't try hiding the fact that they are National Bolsheviks. Instead of complaining about wanting weed legalized and avoiding the "C word" at all costs, they get right up in people's faces about more pressing issues and tell them exactly how they want things done, clad in black with armbands and all. Furthermore they have a strong party structure, even if it only has a handful of members and appears to be dictated entirely (so it seems) by one man. As it stands here, the only way one can associate with other comrades is to either talk here, or try and meet some by chance at protest rallies which contain everything from democrats, to greens, to anarchists, to consciencous Christians. I would really like to see more exculsive party activities. Furthermore, their website, which is updated almost daily is stunning, and their headquarters (which you can see on the site), isn't too bad for a group so small either, and the pics are really quite something... Over all, they have a strong sence of comradery, which I think is a quality that we should try pick up.
There are alot of very amusing images, such as their "combat girlfriends" *raises eyebrow* , and did I mention, this man is fucking insane!

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
16th February 2004, 02:51
BTW, this fair knight of Bolshevism wishes for his lord to moveth this thread to opposing ideologies so a more fair tourney of knightly valour may commence!

Dr. Rosenpenis
16th February 2004, 03:02
Damn, their comrades got gassified! :o
:lol: :lol:

Xvall
16th February 2004, 03:59
Armbands are a really idea, actually. I think that red ones with a gold or black insignia on them (Though there isn't a need for the white circle) are fine. Even a plain red one will do. I also think a black one with the red insignia would work quite well.

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
16th February 2004, 04:35
How about this?

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
16th February 2004, 04:38
Or ones like these napalese communists are wearing a rally.

RedCeltic
16th February 2004, 05:40
What do norman knights, vikings, Spartans etc have to do with communism?

RedCeltic
16th February 2004, 05:48
I saw this on their website:



ARE YOU COMMUNISTS/MARXISTS? Marxism is an interesting Philosophy which, among other things, explain the laws of Economics, and as an interpreting tool of history. As a political dogma, Marxism is an anachronism. No, we are not Marxists or Communists, but we proclaim the rights of the little Man against the plutocrat Elite, and is thereby 100% Socialist.

So... why the fuck do they have Lenin, mao, Fidel, Che, Stalin etc... in their banner and hammer and sickles all over the place??!! What are they smoking?

synthesis
16th February 2004, 06:04
SOS!!!! YOUR HELP IS NEEDED - PRO-PUTIN FORCES TRY TO EVICT US FROM OUR HEADQUARTERS WHICH WE ALREADY OCCUPY FOR 10 YEARS!!! THEY APPROACHED A TRUCK TO THE BUNKER AND GASIFY OUR ACCOMMODATION, FEW OF OUR COMRADES ALREADY FAINT AWAY!!! WE WON'T HAVE CHOICE BUT TO CUT VEINS IF THEY ASSAULT US!!! IF YOU CAN PROVIDE US ANY HELP - PLEASE CONTACT US!!!

NAZBOLS NEED 6000$ TO KEEP THE BUNKER! MAKE YOUR DONATION!

C'mon, Ma! If you don't wire me that $6000, the Mafia's gonna kill me!

RedCeltic
16th February 2004, 06:06
Isn't this a reworked Nazi poster? I mean that's a WWII German helmet! Plus, I think I remember seeing it before, with out the NBP stuff.




http://bolsheviks.org/PROPAGANDA/P24/NBWARRIORS.jpg




The figures in these images also look like they are in German WWII uniforms. Looks like they took some old NAZI propaganda and photoshoped it.


http://bolsheviks.org/PROPAGANDA/P5/NBPOB.jpg


http://bolsheviks.org/PROPAGANDA/P9/JOIN.jpg


http://bolsheviks.org/PROPAGANDA/P9/NBP.jpg

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
16th February 2004, 12:24
Looks like they forgot to take out a swastika on the last two... But at least they have cool looking posters...

Solace
16th February 2004, 17:01
In the last one, the guy is the middle is wearing a Nazi suit. I can't be wrong on this one. The color, the shape, the pockets, the sign on the arm... everything is there. It is a Nazi suit.

Xvall
16th February 2004, 18:02
I thought I told you that already! Yes. They are, for the most part, Nazi posters with some of the insignias [poorly] modified. This because they lack either funding or creativity. At least they could have done a better job!

guerrillaradio
16th February 2004, 18:14
Wasn't there an NB on here a while back??

Saint-Just
16th February 2004, 20:38
I have read their programme before. They have a very simple racial heirarchy. With asians and whites superior to blacks. They say they are not racist however forced repatriation is obviously a racist idea. The idea that race is fundamental to nationalist and culture.

Theres not much threat from them though, they don't get a great proportion of the vote in Russia.

monkeydust
16th February 2004, 21:39
Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 03:44 AM
, and did I mention, this man is fucking insane!
He even got his hammer and sickle the wrong way round! :lol:

monkeydust
16th February 2004, 21:40
Genius. It works on so many levels, I'm starting to love this site for its sheer comic genius.

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
17th February 2004, 02:37
You can watch the Chairman of the party speak http://www.nbp-info.org/subs/putins/obr.zip here. I don't know what he's saying, but from what it looks like, the man has speaking skills that can only be likened to those of George W Bush.

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
17th February 2004, 02:59
OMG tha Nazbols "Combat girlfriends" to access the page, you need to click it in IE explorer 5.5, hit back, then forward, then you should be able to view stuff like this. Lol, nothing like sex appeal to try and get your point across...

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
17th February 2004, 03:02
Nazbols get all the underage girls!

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
17th February 2004, 03:12
I am beginning to think that the national bolshevik movement's true purpose is not political at all, but is merely harbors organized crime. All those flags and facilities could not possibly have been gotten by donations. If it looks like a sex ring, sounds like a sex ring, and smells like a sex ring...well, you can make your own assumptions. A couple doofy guys, lounging around like that with women, this is VERY suspicious.

Autarky
17th February 2004, 07:16
Originally posted by [email protected] 16 2004, 06:40 AM
What do norman knights, vikings, Spartans etc have to do with communism?
What do knights, vikings and Spartans have to do with Russia?

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
18th February 2004, 00:12
Beats me, but thats not what I was getting at....

dark fairy
18th February 2004, 00:26
some of this shit is funny but i guess dude i can't understand some of it... i like those fucken arm bands those white kids have in one of those previous pictures :) :lol: :) :unsure: :D :lol: :) :unsure: :ph34r: ok now i just went nuts

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
19th February 2004, 21:40
The nazbols smell fishier then a daycare run by catholic priests. They have only a handful of members, but yet they have the money for party HQ and hordes of flags and armbands. Furthermore all of their members seem so young! How can a group claim to identify with the working class when they are not yet out of middle school?

New Tolerance
20th February 2004, 03:46
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed so hard that my jaws fell out of position. This is a comical site, I swear.

DAMN! who the hell made these posters? It will be hilarious to meet these people.

MiDnIgHtMaRaUdEr
22nd February 2004, 03:30
Well, when you look at the site, you can see so many pics of all their rallies and other crap to do. They are very involved, depite the fact that they only have 14,000 members. They protest, they demonstrate, and they don't bullshit people. I really wish that I could do the type of activities they do.