How To Eradicate Child Poverty

[Zoop]

The solution has been staring us in the face all along, but we've all somehow missed it. Fortunately, a shining light, Iain Duncan Smith, has offered an irrefutable solution to child poverty, which will eradicate this great evil once and for all: simply change the definition of child poverty.

This is, quite frankly, a genius approach. I am hopeful that child poverty will decrease significantly upon adopting this approach, and we can ignore the children who complain about their apparent poverty, because they will no longer be in poverty!

It doesn't stop at child poverty though. Homophobia, racism, transphobia, and all other bigotries as we know it, can too come to an end, if we simply change the definitions of them.


By working together, with a team of lexicographers by our side, we can make Britain great again!

For a Britain free of child poverty, support Iain Duncan Smith!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33346989

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[Rudolf]

His getting rid of child poverty really is try to hide it and if that doesn't work kill them off.





Speaking in the Commons, Mr Duncan Smith said the existing framework was overly simplistic and "obsessed by targets"

What kind of targets? Maximising kids starving by giving their parents benefit sanctions?

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

there's a lamp-post just begging for him to be strung up on it jesus fucking christ