What was your dream?

[Comrade Jacob]

Thought it would be an interesting thread, I can't remember last nights so I'll talk about the one before.
I was lying in bed and my legs where combined into one leg and they where cut open and fish where inside getting ground up and were coming out into shredded paper. WTF? That's an average dream for me, must be something to do with my psychosis. I was also in a shop and one of my former nurse said "The cider is over there Jake". I was looking through a bunch of non-existent alcohol brands and then I went round the shop shouting "FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOP, YOU MURDER INNOCENT PENGUINS, I'LL START MY OWN SHOP AND PENGUINS WILL BE SAFE!!!!!!!"
"Oh, fuck off then" said a shop assistant.
I was then at a cliff with a few comrades in the former USSR and we drank some nice lager. (I don't really like lager). We then went to Obama's holiday-home and we jumped into the pool that was a stair-case and we where trying to get up to drown him and he was at the top laughing as we kept falling down. :(

[Comrade Jacob]

Oh, yeah. I remember something from last night: I went to Portugal with my dad and we went into an ancient site and a giant bell was swinging around and in broke the door down and I went through and said "Oh, it's a wedding place, a funeral place and an opera house" (WTF?????). I eventually went inside and sat down and my ex was there behind me talking and I stood up and said "Fuck you, you fucking c*nt-b*tch, I will fucking kill you, you sp*stic, burn in hell you utter horrid, vile cow!!!!!"
I was asked to leave and I made a scene of it.
Then I went to the hotel which in one scene was a bed without a wall. I went into a bathroom and was confronted by Nazi officers.
I was taken back to a part of Britain that was controlled by Nazism.
I was taken to the camp and shot in the head (but I was still alive) and then shot in my hands, arms and legs and had 2 fingers cut off".
I then got up and killed them.
I escaped the camp with a Jewish girl that I fancied but we where caught by a Nazi and he would not believe me that I was not Jewish (I was wearing a hammer and sickle pin which was a bit daft of me). The girl was terrified because she was found out to be Jewish and I couldn't stand up for her and I had to pretend I hated Jews to save my skin. (I felt awful about it and was trying not to cry).
We eventually ran to the hill and got married.

[Armchair Partisan]

Can't actually remember tonight's dream. On the other hand, I did, at one point of my life, try to focus on getting lucid dreams. Part of that was leading a dream journal, and while I only ever got one or two actual lucid dreams, I did remember all my dreams very clearly, even in the cases where I didn't write them down, for a long time - I just trained myself to recall them, after all. Since I've stopped (it gave me major sleeping difficulties) I've been a lot less good at remembering them. Usually, they tend to be erotic and kinda blurry, and I've morphed a few of my dreams into full-fledged daytime fantasies. I don't remember much of what I or anyone else says during the dreams, though.

[Comrade Jacob]

I also went to the battle-field after being pestered by mountain-Nazis and was forced to give a speech to Hitler then 6 comrades knocked on the door and where confronted by 100 Nazis and I "shot at them" but really I "accidentally" shot some of the Nazis in the back of the head. But the comrades died :(.
I then attacked a bunch of castles and killed a bunch of unfunny comedians and picked up some commie-pins.

A lot of things happened in my dreams last night, I was quite shaken up.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I had a pretty intense dream recently in which I made out with a childhood friend of mine. No context to it at all either, just making out and feeling each other up. I haven't seen her in a long time, I believe the last time was when she'd recently graduated from college (she went to Harvard, really excelled academically) and I hadn't even thought of her in literally years, but she randomly popped up in my dream. I don't get vivid sexual dreams like that too often but I was bummed when I woke up from that one.

Weird. This must mean I've been out in the wilderness too long.

[StromboliFucker666]

Someone close to me died in the dream :(

[Redistribute the Rep]

I dreamed a few nights ago that there was this massive herd of gorillas outside my house. I was scared so I ran out the other side of my house and put my phone to my ear to call 911. Then I realized I couldn't call 911. Because I was in Russia. They probably have a different number to call for gorilla situations.

Ooh that reminds me! I need to look up the Russian equivalent of 911 in case this ever happens in real life.

EDIT: apparently it's 112 for anyone who might need that

[Redistribute the Rep]

Can't actually remember tonight's dream. On the other hand, I did, at one point of my life, try to focus on getting lucid dreams. Part of that was leading a dream journal, and while I only ever got one or two actual lucid dreams, I did remember all my dreams very clearly, even in the cases where I didn't write them down, for a long time - I just trained myself to recall them, after all. Since I've stopped (it gave me major sleeping difficulties) I've been a lot less good at remembering them. Usually, they tend to be erotic and kinda blurry, and I've morphed a few of my dreams into full-fledged daytime fantasies. I don't remember much of what I or anyone else says during the dreams, though.

I've had exactly four lucid dreams. Usually they focus on flying and getting sex and other stuff I can't do in real life, but they always ended before anything good happened or I didn't have enough control over them to do what I wanted. Those few moments of flying were nice though.

[Tim Cornelis]

I had a vivid dream about a civil war, and there was this charismatic general type bloke that made a powerful speech, and I woke up, and I logged the speech, or one powerful sentence, on my phone on a post it, because I thought it was so awesome.

06/02/2014 (February 6, for you Americans). Thu 03:41
We are not standing in dd face kf vicktkry but in its place

Meaning: victory is assured or something. We are not standing in front of it, we are already there. I thought it was so deep and powerful in my dream daze.

And then a more boring dream anecdote I guess



And then another dream about civil war, a few weeks ago. A group went into a building that was behind enemy lines, later 'turned' into city hall of Amsterdam, (space and time being fluid in dreams), and there was a lone sniper that asked me to snipe with him, and I did, I picked up an AUG and followed his lead. He shot, and I casually shot quickly after that, both a kid playing on a tricycle and stuff... And I said, I get it, you were bored so you shot the kids. this was probably informed by the Syrian Civil War, having read about how there were reports of sniping wounds in civilians were categorical, so one period it was mainly in the head, another mainly in the leg or whatever, signifying that snipers made a game out of sniping civilians because of boredom.

Anyway, then some lady came in that was a collaborator with the Nazi occupiers (all of a sudden it was the 1940s apparently) and she greeted us not realising were were partisans and I pushed her out of the window, and then we shot all nazi soldiers with automatic rifle fire. Then there were jubilant masses celebrating the liberation, including red guards, and that guy that shot the kid, and I was like "yeah we did it mate!"

Considering that supposedly everyone in your dream is you according to pscyho analysis, not sure what was going on.


They probably have a different number to call for gorilla situations.

lol

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

So to provide more material for understanding my actions a few years down the line when the murders start, I usually have several vivid dreams in a night. I also sometimes have "serial" dreams, where one dream references another.

Years ago, when... how should I call her? Judas? Brutus? Cassius? Let's call her Gwen. Gwen and I were the best of friends, or so I thought. I had very vivid serial dreams in that period, all concerning a single (nonexistent) city. I could still draw a general plan of the city, and tell you where everything was. I even know some of the names of the quarters (people from Split, they tell me, are obsessed with quarters, well how could we know who to hate otherwise?). Most of the dreams had little plot, I simply walked through the city or went to the store or - as I did a lot in that period - simply wasted my time outside with Gwen.

Then, as I am told everyone except me expected, things happened and Gwen and I, we, ah, don't talk anymore. I stopped dreaming about the city. It returned later, in a few dreams, as a ruin. Everything was in twilight, because apparently my brain likes cliches, the buildings were either piles of rubble or had rusted, had broken windows etc. There were corpses everywhere. These dreams were more impressions than anything else - I remember dream-me thinking that it was awfully cold and that something very wrong had happened in the city.

The last time I dreamed of the city, it must have been years later, everything that was bare rubble then was overgrown with grasses and moss. I saw her on a plateau. She had the same old black coat she always wore when she pretended to be a friend, but her face was a blur. The truth is I don't remember what she looked like anymore. I tried to say something, but couldn't find the words. I think that was the point that I let her go, or so I like to reassure myself.

Then later I sent her some anthrax in envelope hahahaha I'm doing that thing where I sarcastically "confess" to crimes so no one will suspect me when I actually do it.

(I may have written about parts of this before.)

In the last few months, I have again started to dream about some nameless city, but it's not the same city as before and it's more obviously based on Zagreb, or rather the parts of Zagreb I moved around in when I had a social life. I once confused the hell out of my sister when I dreamed that I went to a restaurant in that city and woke up, confused and tired, then phoned her to ask if she would like to go to that (nonexistent) restaurant.

The worst nightmare I had was that I was dead, a (pretty torn up) corpse floating in the water somewhere, and somehow I was still aware but could do nothing but watch my own corpse from above. And the dream seemed to last for hours of just watching my corpse move with the waves.

[Counterculturalist]

I love dreams, although I haven't had many good ones for awhile.

I also have serial dreams, and they take place in this weird compound that is a cross between every town and city I've lived in, my old high school and my old factory job. People from all eras of my life live there and drop in and out of my room uninvited, which is in a huge apartment complex with a swimming pool and a forest that leads to a beach outside. Usually nothing ever happens in these dreams.

In my last really vivid dream, however, I was sitting in my room with some guy I used to work with about 15 years ago. A grasshopper was crawling around the floor and the guy in my room handed me a can of raid and said "spray it and kill it." So I sprayed it and it grew a couple of inches, and then three snake heads emerged from the side of its body and started hissing and spraying venom at me, and it started charging at me. I was like "what the fuck!!?" and the guy in my room was all "yeah, that happens sometimes." That one was pretty unsettling.

My dreams are nothing compared to those of my girlfriend, though. She sleepwalks and sometimes runs around the house in her sleep, screaming "THE WINDOWS ARE ALL BOARDED UP! SHIT! AAAAARGH!" Talk about unsettling.

[Redistribute the Rep]

Right before I went to sleep last night I saw a huge house centipede in my room and was on revleft. So in my dream there was a bunch of revlefters combatting it but we were all the size of the house centipede (my rooms pretty small so we wouldn't have fit otherwise). Naturally I was the only one who succeeded and personally saved user Luis Henrique from certain death.

[StromboliFucker666]

I actually had a dream relevant to a forum I go on last night. eregime. For anyone who doesn't know, it's a website that hosts forum games. In one of those games, I play as Zef milioti. Ismail is the game master. (I send my turns to him)

That's pretty much all the background you need to know.


So on to the dream.

Zef was in prison for plotting to overthrow the government (he's in prison in the game for an illegal weapon cache). He prayed to god (he's a catholic) and Ismail answered "Yes, my child?" and I responded "please god, i must be released from prison". Ismail said "It shall be done." (what he says when you send in your actions usually)

2 days later I was released for "unspecified reasons" (I skipped time in the dream)

I woke up as I walked out of the jail and was like "what the fuck?"

[BIXX]

Man why can't yall have normal dreams like about going to work

Then you can wake up and go to work

Then fall asleep and go to work

And wake up and go to work

And sleep and go to work

Trust me its fucjing great to never leave work

[Counterculturalist]

When I used to work midnights I'd often go home, go to bed and dream that I was still at work doing exactly what I had been doing that night at work. So fucking boring. I always wanted to ask the company to pay me overtime for those dreams.

[Redistribute the Rep]

I used to have dreams like that about school

[motion denied]

I had a dream in which there was no heaven (imagine it, it's easy if you try) or hell below us. Above us there was only sky. All the people were leaving for today. There was no country (imagine it, it's not hard to do). People were just living life in peace.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us.

yea sorry about that

[Os Cangaceiros]

I'll always be a dreamin' man, I don't have to understand

[Os Cangaceiros]

Man why can't yall have normal dreams like about going to work

Then you can wake up and go to work

Then fall asleep and go to work

And wake up and go to work

And sleep and go to work

Trust me its fucjing great to never leave work

I'm a fisherman, and when I'm really deep in the shit whenever I close my eyes and try to sleep I get pretty intense closed-eye visuals of pulling up a gillnet over the rail of a boat...only it never reaches to lead line. I just pull, and pull, and pull, and pull, and I never get to my destination. It's really fucked up, sleep of all things is my time to get away from that shit!

[Quail]

When I have work related dreams they're always about having a lesson to teach but then realising I haven't prepared, or I dream about over-sleeping...

Last night I dreamt that my family forced me to eat fish soup and I couldn't stop gagging. Gross.

[Sentinel]

Dreams about oversleeping are common for me as well. Specifically, missing the ship I work on - something I have managed to avoid actually doing for 15 years now. I usually only have nightmares, horrible nightmares, but lately I've had the occasional 'good' dream as well.

This has led to the realisation, that I hate those even more. Waking up and realising it wasn't real is such a disappointment that I'll rather feel the relief waking up from a nightmare.

[Quail]

This morning my dream was about drinking juice, but my girlfriend wanted some so I couldn't have any more even though I was still thirsty. I think my subconscious was trying to tell me I'm dehydrated.

[Palmares]

Just found this thread. However, will have nothing to report until I take a break from smoking weed.

This may be my only post in this thread, haha. Hopefully not though.

[Lord Testicles]

This has led to the realisation, that I hate those even more. Waking up and realising it wasn't real is such a disappointment that I'll rather feel the relief waking up from a nightmare.

This, I always prefer a good nightmare to a "perfect" dream.

I had two dreams this morning which is odd, since I usually go months and not remember a single dream. The first one I was in a war and then I got captured and they held us all in a house in the middle of a desert. In the second I was in a house with Ian Richardson and I thought he was going to kill me so I murdered him over dinner.

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

i have loads of dreams about forgetting classes and failing exams or losing important things. a lot of my dreams revolve around general humiliation, failure and loss, although unusually last night's dream frighteningly violent nightmare involved being caught up in a plot to catch a brutal supernatural serial killer, ending in me quite literally pulverizing them to find out they had my face.

E:

it probably goes without mentioning that i have a lot of horrible, vivid dreams and they usually get worse when i'm on medication

[Redistribute the Rep]

One time I had a dream that I got a B+ on a geometry test. It was really scary for me at th time

[Ele'ill]

was in store holding one of those giant packages of bacon while someone else looked at other food

[Counterculturalist]

A couple of funny things about my dreams:

I quit smoking about 5 years ago and haven't had a single drag since the day I quit, but in my dreams I still smoke (and consider myself a fraud, because I do it in secret while telling everybody I've quit.)

I don't drive and never have, but in my dreams I often drive - very poorly.

I've never been to jail, but in my dreams I am in and out of prison regularly.

I also regularly dream about scoring or trying to score coke/crack, another habit I've long since abandoned in real life.

[BIXX]

was in store holding one of those giant packages of bacon while someone else looked at other food

That sounds liek it could be fucking terrible or fucjing awesome.

[Quail]

A couple of funny things about my dreams:

I quit smoking about 5 years ago and haven't had a single drag since the day I quit, but in my dreams I still smoke (and consider myself a fraud, because I do it in secret while telling everybody I've quit.)

...

I also regularly dream about scoring or trying to score coke/crack, another habit I've long since abandoned in real life.

Pretty sure this is quite common... I have similar dreams about other bad habits I've quit.

I also have this recurring dream about taking mdma and then suddenly realising I'm supposed to be at a family gathering and I have to spend the whole time badly pretending to be sober.

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

mind once i had a dream where i stole a cruise ship that was pretty fucking cool

[Counterculturalist]

Sorry to keep posting in this thread, but I just remembered a great one, from years ago: My best friend (at the time) and I stole a hearse from a funeral parlor and drove it right through the walls of our favorite local bar. That one has to have had some symbolic significance.

[Redistribute the Rep]

That sounds liek it could be fucking terrible or fucjing awesome.

You've used the word 'fucjing' twice now in this thread. Is it deliberate?

[StromboliFucker666]

I literally dreamed about the exact thing I did before bed..what the fuck lol

[Zoop]

My dreams usually involve me brutally murdering people. They're not uncommon. They happen pretty regularly. Apparently these specific dreams indicate real life aggression.

I miss the days when I would dream about bouncy castles and marshmallows. My innocence has officially ended.

[BIXX]

You've used the word 'fucjing' twice now in this thread. Is it deliberate?

Now it is.

[Quail]

Ugh, a work related dream last night - I met with today's client and they turned out to be a total brat who hates maths and was really rude to me. Hopefully not one of those prophetic dreams!

[StromboliFucker666]

I slept for like an hour and woke up from a horrible dream (which is why I am online ATM)

I was walking through an empty town when I stumbled upon a corpse. I looked up there were corpses everywhere. What the fucking fuck?

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I slept for like an hour and woke up from a horrible dream (which is why I am online ATM)

I was walking through an empty town when I stumbled upon a corpse. I looked up there were corpses everywhere. What the fucking fuck?

Well to be honest, where are you going to find corpses if not in a tomb?

[human strike]

Most of my dreams involve me intimately reconnecting with past partners (or the ones I remember, at least). Actually, usually it's just starting to happen, but isn't clear how things will work out and they end inconclusively. Yeah, those dreams are fucking great [/sarcasm]. They started almost 2 years ago. There have been three different people who repeatedly come up in these dreams. Fortunately the original subject has stopped (fingers-crossed) making an appearance. It'll be nice when (please, god) the others disappear from my sub-conscious too. One of them does actually stop appearing in my dreams for a while if I meet up with her or talk to her a bit, but she always comes back again eventually. Joy.

Am I haunted by my past lovers? They're not even dead...

[StromboliFucker666]

Well to be honest, where are you going to find corpses if not in a tomb?
I was not in a tomb. I was in a town.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I was not in a tomb. I was in a town.

...yeah. I have a massive problem where my brain sort of autocompletes words before I'm finished reading them. At least this time the misreading didn't reveal anything about my psychosexual state.

[Comrade Jacob]

>Dream
>My mum cut my hair short and dyed it ginger without me knowing and I looked in the mirror and I was young prince Charles and I freaked out
>I was getting nailed in the ass on a bus and the bus driver was like "Ayup, what's going on there" and I blushed. (My dreams contain a lot of anal play, lol)

[Ele'ill]

i don't even remember what my dream was but i was so excited to be asleep that i woke up, i haven't slept more than a few hours across several days and i'm sick

[StromboliFucker666]

I went to a concert and Stalin was the drummer. what. the. fuck.

[Црвена]

One time I had a dream that I got a B+ on a geometry test. It was really scary for me at th time

If I dreamt that I got a B+ on a geometry test, I wouldn't want to wake up.

Unfortunately the only dreams I ever remember are boring as fuck or this reoccurring nightmare I have about flesh-eating paedophile seagulls (don't ask).

[Comrade Jacob]

I went to a concert and Stalin was the drummer. what. the. fuck.

A while back in the dream Trotsky and Stalin were in my band and I was like "who let you in Leon?"

[Ele'ill]

was driving roommate's car and the brakes didn't work and even though we were moving slowly when we crashed into the cars at the light everything shattered and exploded and then went quasi slow motion

[cyu]

Not that I want to test this, but when you die in your dream, you wake up. Maybe that happens in "real life" too, kind of like copying Inception. If that's actually true, then basically everything you do in this dream world doesn't matter in the end, unless it contributes to your subconscious or something.

Are our memories of past lives simply what we remember after dying in a dream?

[The Intransigent Faction]

A while back in the dream Trotsky and Stalin were in my band and I was like "who let you in Leon?"

The real question is: "My Stalin"; a better band name, or album name? ;)

Also, wow, I finally had a dream that wasn't a nightmare about running from something. That's always nice.

[Comrade Jacob]

> I'm sitting on one swing in a dark watery room filled with other swings. The swings would occasionally move forwards/backwards and side-to-side, a friend from the hospital was on the swing next to me and she was there for 5 months.
> We were on little planks on wood on the water and you have to work your way up to the door, I had many set backs but eventually I made it and I got out of the cave and I had to fight robot-aliens and then I had to grind up loads of clones of my beloved dog :crying:. After killing about 100 copies of my sweet little friend I saw one desperately tries to claw it's way up the giant blender. (I looked in after I turned it on and I saw one of my dear dog's eye looking at me and my heart sank) I took her and brought her to my car and my real dog jumped out a cabinet and my dad grabbed the other dog and took her up the blender. I cursed him with death and hatred.
I then woke up and was really questioning my sanity and rethinking myself for the next hour. A dream hasn't affected me so much after waking up. (other when my dog was killed by a Tiger when she was trying to defend me :crying: )

I was almost crying hugging my dog when I woke up.

[Bala Perdida]

I was being stalked by the blue guy from watchmen. Except he was wearing leather and wanted to choke me to death for some reason. Then a guy went in my room, that resembled nothing of what my real home looks like, and came out with a rifle. I wish I actually did have a rifle in my room. That'd be sick.

[Futility Personified]

There was a middle age woman who wanted to do the business with me, and she took me to this carnival and roofied me. I came to in a little LPG gas cage, and they were trying to make me drink some sort of psychadelic kool-ade so I would be a minion. Loads of them were my mates, which was quite disconcerting. I eventually broke out of the cage, and tried escaping, but they all swarmed me and I was kung-fuing the fuck out of everyone. There was a cauldron in the middle of the fairground, and I kicked it over with a crane kick and loads of them snapped out of it. Then the woman turned up, they rallied , I legged it and woke up in record time. It was weird as fuck, and quite disturbing.

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

probably because i saw a post about some guy who drives a big old rover on a car site, but i dreamed i was on a trip to the seaside with my dad's parents, and i specifically remember the recreation of my grandad's car in the dream, the walnut veneer trim & the immaculately clean cream velour seats, the driving gloves and AA road atlas in the glovebox, the smell of mints. I was really sad when i woke up and thinking about it makes me sad too.

[Counterculturalist]

I'm starting a job tomorrow that's way out in the middle of nowhere and I don't have any way out there, other than an extremely expensive cab ride. I had a dream that somebody responded to the ride-sharing ad that I posted online and my ride was all set. Woke up in a good mood until it dawned on me that it's not actually true.

[BIXX]

I saw my rabbit dreaming about eating and running away from cats/people. At leat I'm 99% positive that what was going on.

[Comrade Jacob]

I'm often really high in my dreams. Like I've taken some bad acid.

[human strike]

I had a date with someone I'd really fallen for but in the end we had to agree that we were "differently motivated" and it couldn't work out. Later that night when I'm asleep my brain decides the best way of dealing with this bitter disappointment is to dream that I'm actually going out with them and they're meeting my friends and they all think love them. Dreams can be fucking cruel.

[BIXX]

I fell asleep watching acient aliens last night so I dreamt about ancient aliens

[Thirsty Crow]

Last one I can recall was a bit nightmarish (I don't ever have actual nightmares, only somewhat uncomfortable stupid dreams which will be neatly illustrated by this one).

I got a call and a man told me I had to pay a fine and show up in court because I left the batteries in my wireless phone uncharged so people couldn't reach me for 24 hours. I kind of panicked in the dream, started rambling something, and then woke up.

[Sentinel]

Last one I can recall was a bit nightmarish (I don't ever have actual nightmares, only somewhat uncomfortable stupid dreams which will be neatly illustrated by this one).

I got a call and a man told me I had to pay a fine and show up in court because I left the batteries in my wireless phone uncharged so people couldn't reach me for 24 hours. I kind of panicked in the dream, started rambling something, and then woke up.

Ha-ha, soon this will probably be reality. It already quite strongly feels like one isn't allowed to do it - it's getting very hard to remember the time when almost no one had one.

[Thirsty Crow]

Ha-ha, soon this will probably be reality. It already quite strongly feels like one isn't allowed to do it - it's getting very hard to remember the time when almost no one had one.

Weird thing is, almost everyone I know calls me on my cell, and this was about the landline phone. Once every two months my mother calls me up and that's about it, not counting some phone sale crews and stuff like that.

I guess the fine was about not helping the economy recover with my wallet :lol:

[Sand Castle]

There are always spiders in my dreams. Spiders and the most hideous bugs everywhere. Normally that is a bad sign for me because it means I have problems coming or I'm dealing with them. I wake up horrified usually.

Last night I dreamed I had a bunkbed, and the latter broke and collapsed under it. I was going to put it back together, but then spiders just kept appearing. Normally I'm scared, but this time I was just frustrated. I took a shoe and just smashed them and was cursing them out. I was angry, not scared.

I also dreamed that someone I know (but don't like) brought his friends to my house while I was gone and he just trashed the place, but they didn't do it normally. They organized the mess in such a way that spelled words and criticized me and my politics. They didn't steal anything either. They did it to make a statement to me as opposed to personal gain. Also, they broke my gun. So if they came back, I wouldn't be able to scare them off.

Of course, those are vodka dreams. I had been drinking that night.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I dreamed I was going to the bathroom and I pulled up the toilet lid and in the bowl was our president staring at me and I tried to flush her down or push her down with the toilet brush but she wouldn't budge and she was slowly getting out of the toilet and I woke up in cold sweat.

[BIXX]

I dreamed I was going to the bathroom and I pulled up the toilet lid and in the bowl was our president staring at me and I tried to flush her down or push her down with the toilet brush but she wouldn't budge and she was slowly getting out of the toilet and I woke up in cold sweat.

Legitimately horrifying.

[Ro Laren]

I was walking around wearing a grey gambler hat and I was really worried people were mistaking it for a fedora.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Legitimately horrifying.

It was.

She is all over the news here, and just the sight of her is enough to induce vomiting. And now she's in my dreams? Fuck that, why can't I have normal dreams like the one where I'm a mantis in a business suit.

[Comrade Jacob]

I dreamt I had gf.

[BIXX]

I had a dream that I used the extend-o-job at work to cut off the right half of my upper lip, in hopes of getting workman's comp. In the dream I started realizing what a terrible mistake I'd made when I went to touch my face and I touched my teeth where I expected my lip to me and I had a huge mental breakdown.

[Futility Personified]

I had a dream where I woke up late for the bus to work, and spent some time ambling around in the forest thinking "shit, i'm fucked now, i've only gone and fucked it, oh god no" and proper freaking out. The feeling was authentic, and in the dream I thought "this is a dream, go to sleep, wake up, and you'll have found it was just a dream" spent the whole dream trying to go to sleep, and when I woke up, it was 2 minutes before my alarm. What!?

[BIXX]

I had a dream where I woke up late for the bus to work, and spent some time ambling around in the forest thinking "shit, i'm fucked now, i've only gone and fucked it, oh god no" and proper freaking out. The feeling was authentic, and in the dream I thought "this is a dream, go to sleep, wake up, and you'll have found it was just a dream" spent the whole dream trying to go to sleep, and when I woke up, it was 2 minutes before my alarm. What!?

In my dream I had that same moment where I thought it was a dream and I should just wake up. When I couldn't wake up at will it increased my panic level.

[cyu]

I'm often really high in my dreams. Like I've taken some bad acid.

From https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2014/07/03/psychedelic-drugs-put-your-brain-in-a-waking-dream-study-finds

mushroom compounds could be unlocking brain states usually only experienced when we dream.

After injections, the 15 participants were found to have increased brain function in areas associated with emotion and memory. The effect was strikingly similar to a brain in dream sleep.

It’s like someone’s turned up the volume there, in these regions that are considered part of an emotional system in the brain. When you look at a brain during dream sleep, you see the same hyperactive emotion centers.

administration of the drug just before or during sleep seemed to promote higher activity levels during Rapid Eye Movement sleep, when dreams occur. An intriguing finding, Carhart-Harris says, given that people tend to describe their experience on psychedelic drugs as being like “a waking dream.” It seems that the brain may literally be slipping into unconscious patterns while the user is awake.

So yeah, any politicians my supervisors don't feel like poisoning to death, we're going to spike their water with some of these :lol: