Game of Thrones: Spoilers

[The Feral Underclass]

This thread is only for people who have seen the end of Season 5...












...What the motherfucking fuck...I am so fucking pissed off that Jon Snow died. I was fucking glad that Stannis got killed and the fire lady got that smirk wiped off her face, and that Reek grew some metaphoric balls, but Jon Snow...Sexy little Jon Snow?! Gutted.

I have no idea where the next season is going. I'm kinda rooting for Cersi now and can't wait for her to unleash hell on King's Landing.

Why Jon..Why!? :crying:

[Comrade Njordr]

I didn't listen, I read it anyway... I'm not gonna watch it anymore. :(

[The Feral Underclass]

Well that was silly.

[Zoop]

Don't worry, Melisandre will most likely resurrect Snow, just like the Band of Brothers resurrected Beric Dondarrion.

A Targaryen child, after all, is way too important for the storyline to kill off ;)

[Sasha]

he'll live....

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/horse-jerky-and-sandcamels/Content?oid=9230088

[The Feral Underclass]

Omg I hope so.

[The Feral Underclass]

Bran was very noticeably absent from this season...What's with that?

[Zoop]

Kudos to Arya in this episode as well, for going bat-shit insane on Ser Meryn Trant.

Eye really loved that scene ;)

[Comrade Njordr]

Does anyone actually care about Bren?

[The Feral Underclass]

Cersi is gonna kick the fuck off in the next season. That walk of shame was brutal. I really hope she fucks with those fucking Sparrows. Hate those guys. She's also going to loose her shit over Marcella.

[The Feral Underclass]

I care about Bran...He found that old tree guy...I wonna know what that was about.

[Sasha]

Bran was very noticeably absent from this season...What's with that?

http://www.ibtimes.com/game-thrones-season-5-spoilers-showrunners-explain-why-bran-will-not-appear-1847274

[Comrade Njordr]

His face annoys me. He's so boring.

[Zoop]

Cersi is gonna kick the fuck off in the next season. That walk of shame was brutal. I really hope she fucks with those fucking Sparrows. Hate those guys. She's also going to loose her shit over Marcella.

Especially now with Gregor "The Frankenstein" Clegane by her side.

I thought the 'fuck off!' comment was hilarious though during the walk of shame.

[Tim Cornelis]

Since GGRMARtin or whatever he's called is not finished writing, maybe next season wont be until 2017. Just speculating.

[Tim Cornelis]

So I was a follower of the Lord of Light, but in light of recent events, I don't think he's a true god after all. I'm now big on the Faith 7. All are equal in the eyes of the Lord. It is a religion of the commoner.

[The Feral Underclass]

Since GGRMARtin or whatever he's called is not finished writing, maybe next season wont be until 2017. Just speculating.

That is not acceptable.

He said he had told the producers how the whole story ends, so presumably they have an idea of what all the books are gonna be about.

[The Feral Underclass]

http://www.ibtimes.com/game-thrones-season-5-spoilers-showrunners-explain-why-bran-will-not-appear-1847274

He needs to get his shit together.

[Cliff Paul]

So I was a follower of the Lord of Light, but in light of recent events, I don't think he's a true god after all. I'm now big on the Faith 7. All are equal in the eyes of the Lord. It is a religion of the commoner.

Oh I think he is, I just don't think Stannis was committed to him.

[Zoop]

Are we meant to assume that Theon and Sansa jumped from the walls without breaking their spines and legs? I mean, that was a pretty high wall.
Sansa following in her brothers footsteps, or lack of footsteps rather.

Just too many cliffhangers :crying:

[Tim Cornelis]

Are we meant to assume that Theon and Sansa jumped from the walls without breaking their spines and legs? I mean, that was a pretty high wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3lU3UWViA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJ5W-mQHfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EksaafuZhl0

[DOOM]

He'll live because L+R=J=AA

also cleganebowl

get hype scrubs

[DOOM]

So I was a follower of the Lord of Light, but in light of recent events, I don't think he's a true god after all. I'm now big on the Faith 7. All are equal in the eyes of the Lord. It is a religion of the commoner.

R'hllor doesn't fail, it's his disciples that are wrong. Stannis isn't Azor Ahai and so he isn't favoured by the Lord of Light. Even Melisandre realised this.

[Tim Cornelis]

Wait, Arya Stark died? Some people said that. How does that even make sense? I just thought she was going blind, and this was going to be a lesson for her or some dumb shit. I was going to post a fake spoiler on fb as a joke, good thing I didn't if it's really real.

[Zoop]

Wait, Arya Stark died? Some people said that. How does that even make sense? I just thought she was going blind, and this was going to be a lesson for her or some dumb shit. I was going to post a fake spoiler on fb as a joke, good thing I didn't if it's really real.

Yeah I thought she was just being blinded as punishment. There was nothing to suggest that she was dying. Well, I just hope that that the blindness is temporary.

I'm not exactly sure what the dead Arya face signified though.

[Sasha]

In the books she is just blinded...

[Zoop]

In the books she is just blinded...

Permanently?

[Sasha]

Dont think so, cant remember if its already lifted but im pretty sure its not permanent no...

[John Nada]

Bran is paralyzed, Tyrion has dwarfism, Jamie is missing a hand, Davos is missing four fingers, Shireen had greyscale, the Hound had a burned face, Holdor has an intellectual disability, Varys and the Unsullied are castrated with a male gender identity(as far as we know), Joffrey and seemingly all of House Bolton has psychopathy, Ayra has blindness, and Sansa and Theon have/had PTSD. A diverse cast of characters who have a disability. Perhaps Game of Thrones will raise awareness of ableism in our society.

[Jimmie Higgins]

I'm pretty sure that Jon Snow isn't dead - where was his giant wolf (or the giant for that matter) when all that was going down anyway?!

I think Bran will appear to Jon as he is about to die and give him some tree magic or something... too many magic beings around the north for Jon to die. Plus I wanna see the bastard-brawl between Jon and (Eww) Ramsey.

Dumb move by the night-watch - what all 50 of em are going to now take on the free-folk (and a giant and a giant wolf) after trying to kill the only southern-ally from the night-watch?

Fuck you Ollie.:lol:

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

Yeah Ollie is a dick. Jon Snow was the last good character in the show for me, I hope hes dead so I can just root for the undead now.

[Rudolf]

R'hllor doesn't fail, it's his disciples that are wrong. Stannis isn't Azor Ahai and so he isn't favoured by the Lord of Light. Even Melisandre realised this.


It's probably Dany right?

[Cliff Paul]

It's probably Dany right?

No it's Sam

[Rafiq]

No it's Sam

I beg to differ. (http://i.imgur.com/S6GDavk.jpg)

[Antiochus]

Ollie saw his mother and father quartered and then eaten by the people Jon is trying to help,,,, not really that surprising what he did.

[Cliff Paul]

I'm actually going to go with Sansa Stark because 1. she has red hair and 2. despite being an incredibly boring character she has somehow managed to not get killed off yet

[Tim Cornelis]

Ollie saw his mother and father quartered and then eaten by the people Jon is trying to help,,,, not really that surprising what he did.

Yeah, but that was like months ago, if not a year ago. Get over it already.

[The Feral Underclass]

"In an interview with EW, Kit Harington said, “I’ve been told I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m not coming back next season. So that’s all I can tell you, really.”"

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/06/got-recap-mothers-mercy/3/

[DOOM]

Nah still not buying it. Jon of Houses Targaryen and Stark, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm must live.
Otherwise Martin would be a fucking prick for messing with our heads.


It's probably Dany right?

Or Jon.

[Rudolf]

Nah still not buying it. Jon of Houses Targaryen and Stark, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm must live.
Otherwise Martin would be a fucking prick for messing with our heads.



Or Jon.

The whole R+L=J theory is probably true. Jon is my second guess for Azor Ahai...

Reading your post though makes me remember that GRR Martin is a giant fucking prick and so i'm positive Jon is dead for good. No coming back from the dead, no warging into ghost... He's dead 'cause Martin's a prick.

[The Feral Underclass]

This was really interesting and has made me a lot happier: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/i-just-dont-want-it-to-be-true-ok#.ld7q0zLn8

[Rudolf]

There will come a day after a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. In this dread hour a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword. And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Azor Ahai come again, and the darkness shall flee before him.

"I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only snow"



Here's hoping that Jon got knifed so he's released from his vows.

[bcbm]

i dont think hes dead either, but wish the show wouldve featured that element more prominently ie lady stoneheart. we havent see resurrection since season one with thoros iirc, and we havent seen any of jon's warging dreams or bran doing weird tree shit at all this season, whereas in the books there is a definite buildup of weird magical shit happening as time goes on and winter draws closer. maybe next season will highlight more of that in preparation for jon coming back in season 7? definitely think some more stage setting needs to occur or it just looks kinda cheesy and deus ex machina

[bcbm]

also interested to see how the ramsay/stannis battle went down in more detail. in the book it seems like stannis won i think, with the help of probably the great northern conspiracy. i hope frey pies are coming

[Spectre of Spartacism]

This thread is only for people who have seen the end of Season 5...












...What the motherfucking fuck...I am so fucking pissed off that Jon Snow died. I was fucking glad that Stannis got killed and the fire lady got that smirk wiped off her face, and that Reek grew some metaphoric balls, but Jon Snow...Sexy little Jon Snow?! Gutted.

I have no idea where the next season is going. I'm kinda rooting for Cersi now and can't wait for her to unleash hell on King's Landing.

Why Jon..Why!? :crying:

Are you kidding me? Cersi can go to Hell. Olenna Tyrell http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/c/c0/Family_tree_Olenna.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20130321005802 is probably my favorite character on the show right now, perhaps apart from her railroaded grandson Loras. http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/8/8b/Loras_Tree.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20140910150530

[DOOM]

Soon the first episode of the next season is going to air. Would anyone like to discuss the coming episodes?

[Aslan]

GRRM better get his ass in that writing seat and finish that fucking book!

http://img.memecdn.com/grrmartin-said-it-will-come-out-in-2016-so-it-amp-039-s-not-far-away_o_4112949.jpg

[bcbm]

hbo is gonna finish the tv series long before grrm ever finishes the books.

[Rafiq]

HBO also is releasing http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475784/ this year

[Invader Zim]

Loved the original.

[oneday]

HBO also is releasing http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475784/ this year

HBO is also supposedly working on Foundation. Hope it really happens.

http://dariopecarov.com/2015/04/18/asimovs-foundation-to-become-an-hbo-series/

The premise of the series is that the mathematician Hari Seldon spent his life developing a branch of mathematics known as psychohistory, a concept of mathematical sociology. Using the laws of mass action, it can predict the future, but only on a large scale. Seldon foresees the imminent fall of the Galactic Empire, which encompasses the entire Milky Way, and a dark age lasting 30,000 years before a second great empire arises. Seldon also foresees an alternative where the interregnum will last only one thousand years. To ensure the more favorable outcome, Seldon creates a foundation of talented artisans and engineers at the extreme end of the galaxy, to preserve and expand on humanity's collective knowledge, and thus become the foundation for a new galactic empire.

[Invader Zim]

HBO is also supposedly working on Foundation. Hope it really happens.

http://dariopecarov.com/2015/04/18/asimovs-foundation-to-become-an-hbo-series/

The premise of the series is that the mathematician Hari Seldon spent his life developing a branch of mathematics known as psychohistory, a concept of mathematical sociology. Using the laws of mass action, it can predict the future, but only on a large scale. Seldon foresees the imminent fall of the Galactic Empire, which encompasses the entire Milky Way, and a dark age lasting 30,000 years before a second great empire arises. Seldon also foresees an alternative where the interregnum will last only one thousand years. To ensure the more favorable outcome, Seldon creates a foundation of talented artisans and engineers at the extreme end of the galaxy, to preserve and expand on humanity's collective knowledge, and thus become the foundation for a new galactic empire.

Surely Foundation would be very difficult to convert to the screen. The hundreds of years spanned across the various chapters preclude character development and linear story telling. Unless they are doing the whole series of books and the Mule, etc.

[Danielle Ni Dhighe]

I must confess to giving up on Game of Thrones early last season.

[Rafiq]

Game of thrones is simply getting dry - save for a few episodes, the degeneration of the quality in the show is sad.

The first three seasons were excellent. But because they have to cram so much in, each and every scene in the newest season seems like it just has to keep up with our attention span - it seems so ingenuine.

Game of thrones has become self aware of its popularity - and its really cringeworthy watching it sometimes because it's reflected through the show. It almost seems like every scene they make, they make for the trailer - like while they're filming it, they're thinking "Yeah bro, this is game of thrones! You win or you die! valur morgulus!".

[GiantMonkeyMan]

I must confess to giving up on Game of Thrones early last season.
Same, I stopped watching half way through. I thought the stuff set in Dorne was particularly shit, like it was written for a budget SyFy series.