Revolutionary Dictatorship of RevLeft

[Sinister Intents]

1. #FF0000 is our dear leader
2. We all pay a tithe to him
3. Mari3L is always right
4. You have to be a member of the CU party of RevLeft
5. Forum drama?
6. ????????????
7. Who is going to buy me a six pack of Redd's?
8. Profit!

What all can you add

[motion denied]

I ain't taking orders from #FF0000

[Sinister Intents]

Gulag

[The Intransigent Faction]

At least Pilantra is honest. The ones you have to watch out for are the really enthusiastic sycophants. ;)

[#FF0000]

what's going on in here why aren't they paying the tithe

this hustle was supposed to be foolproof i thought personality cults were the way to go

[Sasha]

Fuck that, I mirror my rule on the patrician of Ankh-Mohrpork, sure everyone hates me but at least it works and the alternatives are worse. Also I'm involved in most plots against me.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock_Vetinari
Benevolent BA tyranny is what you are stuck with, sorry.

[#FF0000]

yes but what about the tithe?

[Tim Cornelis]

What's a tithe?

[#FF0000]

It's like a tax except for churches and God-Emperors

[#FF0000]

The important thing is that you send me your money

[RedWorker]

Help! How do I pay the tithe? What's the credit card number?

[Palmares]

What's your credit card number? :drool:

[Futility Personified]

0800 00 1066

[Sinister Intents]

1256 9991 1666 0078

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

SOCIALISM IN ONE SUB-FORUM!!!! :hammersickle::hammersickle::hammersickle:

[Sinister Intents]

Communism mandates homosexuality the norm, black and female supremacy. Crossdressing is mandatory, martial law is in effect. The songbun class system is most pure. We will kill and eat your family dog. And other things liberals might think communism is but we know isn't

[BIXX]

Communism mandates homosexuality the norm, black and female supremacy. Crossdressing is mandatory, martial law is in effect. The songbun class system is most pure. We will kill and eat your family dog. And other things liberals might think communism is but we know isn't

Wait fuck really? Shit, where's the family murdering, Satan worshipping, dog eating, ass sex having forum then?

[Sinister Intents]

Wait fuck really? Shit, where's the family murdering, Satan worshipping, dog eating, ass sex having forum then?
TW: I think this might need a trigger warning for talking about slaughter
Of course

Also don't forget you're due for your weekly waterboarding. Would you like to donate some finger nails to charity? We unfortunately don't have clippers, only pliers covered in rust. I'm going to be giving my kidney to #FF0000 as a gift. I hope dear leader also like the blood sacrifice we make.

We must capture a 50-year-old white man, suspend him from the ceiling of our church by his feet, and slash his wrists and throat so all of the blood pours into a drain which transports it to the altar. In which Dear Leader (bless his heart) will drink of the blood. We will then proceed to cut out the bourgeois man's anus, tie it off with a rubber band, and then gut him. We will then set him up in an insulting portrayal of the fabled Christ.

[Sewer Socialist]

Don't be crazy; we do not wish to eat the family dog, but liberate it. Marx clearly said that it is the most oppressed who must lead!

As such, it is the family dogs, the lowest-ranking members of the patriarchal dictatorship, who must lead the revolutionary dictatorship! Yes, it is the canines, fed the worst trimmings of the worst food, made to perform meaningless fetching labor, day in, day out, who must stand society on its' head, just as Marx did with Hegel, to right the wrongs, make the evil the good, and make sense out of this crazy world.

[Sinister Intents]

Don't be crazy; we do not wish to eat the family dog, but liberate it. Marx clearly said that it is the most oppressed who must lead!

As such, it is the family dogs, the lowest-ranking members of the patriarchal dictatorship, who must lead the revolutionary dictatorship! Yes, it is the canines, fed the worst trimmings of the worst food, made to perform meaningless fetching labor, day in, day out, who must stand society on its' head, just as Marx did with Hegel, to right the wrongs, make the evil the good, and make sense out of this crazy world.

You fucking revisionist trot! It's the cats! WE cats are the most oppressed, we rank under the dogs which are privileged like the cops on the streets. We get to starve and eat stale food which we vomit back up, and sometimes we vomit in other places, or we poop where master doesn't like. No dogs, no masters.

[Sewer Socialist]

You further exalt the pampered felines, who look down upon us from their perch atop the bookshelf? The arrogance of thinking cats are the masters of vomiting, of pooping! This is all nothing less than the idealism of a bourgeois reactionary.