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Sinister Intents
24th April 2015, 13:39
Is anyone interested in biblical LARPing? I could be girl Jesus and you all crucify me.

Nah.

I want to get a bible and carve out the pages so I can have a secret place to stash my weed.

"Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: Therefore I took them away as I saw good."

How do you commit abomination???

I love when people quote the bible at the spiritualist church my mom goes to. Christian spiritualists are hideously daft in their belief in chakras, that mere song brings healing, that you can use your hands for healing. Somehow thinking is beneficial to cancer patients because it sends "healing energy." Why don't they donate their money directly rather than into the pockets of that priest dude. Then they give you readings and talk about guardian angels that are helping you along the way. They're all so fucking magical it's sickening. At least they deny the existence of heaven and hell and they're not like the local Baptist church goers. They're still obnoxious reactionaries though. It's fun to go to church, but then it's really depressing that people want us to live in a Christian theocracy, or they preach to you their metaphysical crap.

Sasha
24th April 2015, 14:20
as a jew, can i be in the Sanhedrin?

there are some good bits in the bible, revelations is good beatnik psychonautica, i like some of the old testament stories (as long as they dont drone on for pages about who's son was who's grandson etc etc) but i prefer later work that draws on the Christian themes/theology liken dante, milton and blake (yesterday i actually got started on my Blake mythos tattoo sleeve).

Phillip Pullmans "the good man jesus and the scoundrel christ" was a really good contemporary reworking of the new testament by the way.

Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages
24th April 2015, 14:30
I enjoy both the Qur'an and Bible, but I make a point to be thoroughly blasphemous about it. I've read both while taking a dump and they share the same shelf as my Fiancee's weird Anne Rice porn books and her Twilight novels.

Sinister Intents
24th April 2015, 14:33
I enjoy both the Qur'an and Bible, but I make a point to be thoroughly blasphemous about it. I've read both while taking a dump and they share the same shelf as my Fiancee's weird Anne Rice porn books and her Twilight novels.

Hail Satan <3~~~~

BIXX
24th April 2015, 20:44
Been rollin' joints out of bible pages.

Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages
24th April 2015, 20:48
Been rollin' joints out of bible pages.

I was just going to say this same thing to add to my rad anti-religion cred. I also stole a bunch of shoes from a masjid once. I'm pretty badass

BIXX
24th April 2015, 20:52
I was just going to say this same thing to add to my rad anti-religion cred. I also stole a bunch of shoes from a masjid once. I'm pretty badass
We should get together and worship satan

Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages
24th April 2015, 20:55
Satan is just taking credit for someone else's good works. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_%28mythology%29

BIXX
24th April 2015, 20:56
New deity aquired.

Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages
24th April 2015, 21:02
Hail Discordia

Bala Perdida
24th April 2015, 21:24
Or y'all can worship death with me.

Sinister Intents
24th April 2015, 21:31
I am of death and death is myself and if you sacrifice me ritually, you can smoke my lungs to get high. Bite my neck, let us sin ritually

BIXX
24th April 2015, 21:46
Or y'all can worship death with me.
Why not both?

Bala Perdida
24th April 2015, 21:52
Why not both?
Perfect! Fuck shit up with Eris, then have Death bail us out. Could there be a better duo?

Brandon's Impotent Rage
24th April 2015, 21:58
Biblical LARPing? I'm in!

I wanna be Samson. He seemed to be the real badass of the Old Testament.

Bala Perdida
24th April 2015, 23:49
Saint Death is the most badass saint to be banned by the Catholic church. Read the group I made to find out more. Basically a nice summery of the wiki article. Also she's a she, ha take that patriachy! Once I started looking at her more I just got obsessed lol.

John Nada
27th April 2015, 08:48
I want to be King Solomon.

Ele'ill
28th April 2015, 23:47
have any of you read letters from the earth?

consuming negativity
29th April 2015, 03:50
jesus was alright but there was plenty of good philosophy going on throughout the roman empire. the cynics, and of course diogenes, would have been awesome to meet. and then there was marcus aurelius and the stoics, who were also pretty cool.

OGG
15th May 2015, 19:19
Jesus drank the badman juice