The Hilarity of Masturbation

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I've recently begun to reflect upon how funny masturbation is. I mean, you look silly, you're rubbing yourself, make noise, breath hard, all serious, it's exquisitely pathetic. I mean come on, I can't be the only one to find it amusing here

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[Bala Perdida]

I would say the meaning of amassing varies per situation.

[DDR]

Socialism in one country and orgasm in one body! :laugh: :laugh:

[motion denied]

i've probably thought about it once or twice

[Os Cangaceiros]

Breathing hard? Looking serious? Making noises? Damn. You take rubbing one out a lot more seriously than I do.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Breathing hard? Looking serious? Making noises? Damn. You take rubbing one out a lot more seriously than I do.

That's because I'm awesome and like a diesel engine.

[consuming negativity]

everything we do is ridiculous if you think about it too much

[Futility Personified]

Dirty disgusting people. Jesus gave you those hands for showing your love to god via prayer.

[Lily Briscoe]

Its about as hilarious as sneezing, scratching an itch, or taking a pee. God, human beings are like the ridiculous neurotic naked mole-rat of the primates.

[Lily Briscoe]

*fucks a salmon*

[Futility Personified]

Remember to push downstream!

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

It's pretty much the only think that gets me up in the morning. :crying:

[Rosa Partizan]

Its about as hilarious as sneezing, scratching an itch, or taking a pee. God, human beings are like the ridiculous neurotic naked mole-rat of the primates.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lily Briscoe again.

[Os Cangaceiros]

*fucks a salmon*

Derrick Jensen, is that you?

[Lily Briscoe]

w9l4v1s9148

[The Feral Underclass]

I think it's hot.

[Ele'ill]

I like it when you're wrist deep and then your roommate knocks on your door and you can't decide whether or not to stay silent and hope they go away or open the door with your feet to let them gaze upon the ridiculous prediciment of your orifice. Especially if you left your watch on if you wear watches. Then they might actually be able to help you because if you move too gingerly in that type of position you could easily dislocate your shoulder. It really needs to be quick and crafty with no wasted time.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Its about as hilarious as sneezing, scratching an itch, or taking a pee. God, human beings are like the ridiculous neurotic naked mole-rat of the primates.

It's ok, it's ok if you fiddle your naughty parts, no ones going to judge you for shopping at Clit r' Us, it's ok

Hahahahaha

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I think it's hot.

I think your hot and it's getting me bothered

[Palmares]

Y'all a buncha wankers.

I know all you cool kids are using selfie-sticks so you can watch yourselves wizzle yo dizzle or vizzle or sizzle, but in the case of this thread, sharing is not caring.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

People look more silly having sex than they do frigging. Have you ever seen that stuff and thought of it like it was some television nature-show?

[Slavic]

People look more silly having sex than they do frigging. Have you ever seen that stuff and thought of it like it was some television nature-show?

You just don't have enough lighting and makeup artists.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

You just don't have enough lighting and makeup artists.

Don't think that can save the silliness of sexual acts!

[The Feral Underclass]

I think your hot and it's getting me bothered

I think this calls for some masturbation.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

People look more silly having sex than they do frigging. Have you ever seen that stuff and thought of it like it was some television nature-show?

Yes, all the time, sometimes I leave the TV on animal planet when I go out so if my cats want to handle their business they can.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I think this calls for some masturbation.

I already did

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[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Y'all a buncha wankers.

I know all you cool kids are using selfie-sticks so you can watch yourselves wizzle yo dizzle or vizzle or sizzle, but in the case of this thread, sharing is not caring.

Translation: self-love ideations and conversations make me uncomfortable

[Palmares]

Nope.

First sentence, is a statement of fact. I did neglect to include my own participation, which is constant participation. Maybe soon infact.

Second sentence alludes to not wanting pictures of thus posted. :ohmy:

[Quail]

Sex is pretty ridiculous if you think about it. It's sweaty, you make funny noises and funny faces, etc... But it feels nice, so there's that.

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

Yeah I don't think anyone looks particularly cool while sticking a tongue in an orifice. Unless you're doing while riding a motorcycle or something I guess

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Am I alone in thinking people having sex looks more pleasing than, I don't know, people looking all stressed out on the tram, or trying their hardest to look "cool"? I also don't really understand complaints about sweating etc. People sweat. It's what we do so we don't pant and drool around like dogs. Yeah, stale sweat is pretty unpleasant, but we have baths for that.

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

I don't know I find human contact in general to be kind of unnerving, particularly smells and fluids. It takes me a while to get used to new partners, I'm complicated :wub:

[Quail]

I don't really mind sweating. I kind of like it when the bedsheets are all damp after sex. But I don't know if it's very dignified.

[motion denied]

Am I alone in thinking people having sex looks more pleasing than, I don't know, people looking all stressed out on the tram, or trying their hardest to look "cool"? I also don't really understand complaints about sweating etc. People sweat. It's what we do so we don't pant and drool around like dogs. Yeah, stale sweat is pretty unpleasant, but we have baths for that.

^

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

Yeah I sleep in the wet spot most nights, that saves me from being put in the sperm-milking pens after the revolution right?

[Lily Briscoe]

It's ok, it's ok if you fiddle your naughty parts, no ones going to judge you for shopping at Clit r' Us, it's ok

Hahahahaha

I don't do my own shopping that much these days, fool. Unless I wake up in the middle of the night and can't fall back to sleep... Or if it's really, really rainy and foggy out, and then it's like a medical emergency (idk why this happens.... :unsure:). I could continue but I won't!

[Lily Briscoe]

Am I alone in thinking people having sex looks more pleasing than, I don't know, people looking all stressed out on the tram, or trying their hardest to look "cool"? I also don't really understand complaints about sweating etc. People sweat. It's what we do so we don't pant and drool around like dogs. Yeah, stale sweat is pretty unpleasant, but we have baths for that.

No, I agree with this. The idea that there's something particularly ridiculous/hilarious about it strikes me as being down to how completely neurotic people in general are about sex.

[Thirsty Crow]

everything we do is ridiculous if you think about it too much
Nah, digesting food while resting relaxed is far from ridiculous.

Masturbation, on the other hand, actually seems ridiculous. When I think about it.

Everybody should just make sure they don't do it near any kind of a reflecting surface.

[Lily Briscoe]

Nah, digesting food while resting relaxed is far from ridiculous.

Masturbation, on the other hand, actually seems ridiculous. When I think about it. You see, I was raised by Christ-fuckers<3What makes the one ridiculous and not the other, though

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

I remember seeing this sketch on MadTV once....it was a fake commercial for a powder meat substitute that you'd add water to and then whisk with an egg-beater. It was called 'meat beaters'. The joke is really obvious, but seeing a fat Will Sasso 'beat the meat' as his face gets sweaty and his jowls flap around is hysterically funny.

As for sex....well, I've heard it's nice....:crying:


(forever alone!)

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

If I wasn't so uncomfortable around people, I would solve the global forever alone issue professionally. You should try okcupid man, I actually met some cool people on that site and I really wasn't on there for that long, just a few weeks.

[Thirsty Crow]

What makes the one ridiculous and not the other, though
The aesthetics of bodily movement. That tranquil and relaxed state when all is good and the world makes sense 'cause your fed. And the frenzy and comedic facial expressions, sounds and so on of the other.

[Ele'ill]

You should try okcupid

ugh

[A Revolutionary Tool]

The best part of sex is the ridiculousness. I like to do a little dance before I get started, do some magic mike shit. The funny faces and noises is what gets me off the most.

[Asero]

Socialism in one country and orgasm in one body! :laugh: :laugh:

Permanent Orgasm

That'll either be really fun or really really distracting

[Lily Briscoe]

Do you guys think deep entrism is an effective way to reach multiple ORGs?

Sex jokes are really the only good thing Trotskyism has going for it these days.

[Lily Briscoe]

The aesthetics of bodily movement. That tranquil and relaxed state when all is good and the world makes sense 'cause your fed. And the frenzy and comedic facial expressions, sounds and so on of the other.

Dancing, physical labor, playing sports, having a lively conversation--also ridiculous?

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Do you guys think deep entrism is an effective way to reach multiple ORGs?

Sex jokes are really the only good thing Trotskyism has going for it these days.

No-one really says "ORG" though, that's something people made up about the SL, like "horizontal recruitment".

The preferred term is "fakers", which also has sexual connotations now that I think about it.

(Just kidding. The preferred term is whatever jibe is mild enough to print without getting sued.)

This doesn't have anything to do with sex, though.

[Lily Briscoe]

I swear I've read the term "ostensibly revolutionary group" in orthotrot literature before...

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I swear I've read the term "ostensibly revolutionary group" in orthotrot literature before...

Sure, but it's not like it's commonly abbreviated to "ORG" and it's not like the Sparts drone on and on about destroying the ORGs, like some accounts would have you believe. In my experience they're more likely to crack open a bottle of beer and laugh at the AWL's "Gerry Healy: not as nice as he looks" article or how the CPGB put the wrong picture of Mumia in their paper. Quiet detached scorn rather than a cultish obsession with "destroying the ORGs".

Anyway, to change the subject back to sex, I think one aspect of sex which is ridiculous is the sort of "dirty talking" you hear in porn, and which some people have started to use in real life. I mean, if I hear someone shout "fuck me with your big dick", not only would I be unable to maintain an erection, I wouldn't be able to keep myself from laughing (actually, laughter is something I expect sex in socialism will have more of, when people get over their horrible capitalism-induced neuroses)

[Kill all the fetuses!]

You should try okcupid

Had no idea what was that. So against all odds I registered there and filled a bunch of questions. I got a 99% match with someone I know and totally abhor. Fuck okcupid.

[motion denied]

try OkComrade then

(yeah......)

[Kill all the fetuses!]

try OkComrade then

(yeah......)

But there are no comrades where I live! And certainly no OK comrades!

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

Haha I received the fewest amount of unsolicited dick pics on okcupid and met people who seemed like the probably wouldn't kill me and wear my skin if I were to have met them in real life. But at the point where you're getting upset about who a computer algorithm wants to hook you up with, you're being too fucking choosey friends.

[Quail]

There are actually quite a few cool people on okc, or at least it seemed that way when I experimented with it briefly.

[Asero]

try OkComrade then

(yeah......)

But there are usually less than 10 people online at a time on OKComrade. :(