My new movement

[Byron Kaltyumejval]

My colleagues and I have designed and planned the nation of the Union of Soviet Republics of Luxemkramehn. We follow new principles, we call them Luxism respectively. We are seeking desperately for manpower or funding. You can find more of our details and an in depth explanation of Luxemkramehn, including our laws and policies, here at yarehn.simdif.com

We have been trying for months to get Luxemkramehn off it's feet, but to no avail, if you have any advice, or would be willing to assist in any way shape or form, we would greatly appreciate it if you told us so. We are very open to suggestions on how to get more people and support, and we have many ways that anyone and everyone can help us. Please, help us create Luxemkramehn, then we may help fund your movements and we can eventually (of course not rapidly) create a unified socialist/communist world of equality.

[Byron Kaltyumejval]

I need means of getting followers for the movement that a few colleagues and I dubbed the Union of Soviet Republics of Luxemkramehn. We plan to lead a revolution, peaceful of course, and we need followers or donation. Would anyone know how we should go about getting the two? PM me for more details on Luxemkramehn. All advice is welcome.

[Atsumari]

Someone is going to be in for a very grim reality check very soon.

[Q]

Merged two threads about the same topic into one.

And I'm strongly forming my mind to gracefully move it into chit-chat...

[Byron Kaltyumejval]

Someone is going to be in for a very grim reality check very soon.

Not necessarily, we've spent the last three years going through every possible scenario and we have most certainly found a way to make Luxemkramehn

[Byron Kaltyumejval]

Merged two threads about the same topic into one.

And I'm strongly forming my mind to gracefully move it into chit-chat...

That was an accident, as I am new to this forum and did not see the whole "Your post won't be visible until approved by a moderator." However, this is properly placed in the correct forum, and moving it would be incorrectly placing it.

[Atsumari]

Not necessarily, we've spent the last three years going through every possible scenario and we have most certainly found a way to make Luxemkramehn
And Bob Avakian and his followers spent decades going through every scenario to make a way to cultivate New Synthesis.

[Byron Kaltyumejval]

And Bob Avakian and his followers spent decades going through every scenario to make a way to cultivate New Synthesis.
That in no way illegitimizes my movement. I'm sure this forum was not created so that people could share their movements only to have people attempt to discourage them or be derogatory. Unless you have advice there is no reason to be here. I am not trying to overthrow some massive government or stage some form of coup. I am merely planning to invade, which is a far exaggerated term, a very small, corrupt, unstable country. My means are sound, and while you may not have faith, I assure you we will succeed.

[Palmares]

Is this a pyramid scheme?

[BIXX]

9562

This is what OP reminds me of.

[Atsumari]

topkek
http://puu.sh/fIx9J/358ae5286b.png
One day later
http://puu.sh/fIx4b/44e7502665.png

[BIXX]

Wat

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

The first thing in the constitution is a prohibition on feminism. Ugh. That's some heavy neckbeard shit.

Often I'm sympathetic to wing-nutty teenagers' flights of fancy, but ... nope, sorry, too neckbeard.

[BIXX]

Can I get a pass on the rules and just spam "wat" in this thread? No response will be taken as a yes.

[Q]

Can I get a pass on the rules and just spam "wat" in this thread? No response will be taken as a yes.
Yeah, I'll move it to chit-chat after all.

[Tim Cornelis]

lol. I have no idea if this is serious. I'm hoping this is a joke but something tells me it's not. My main tip would be stop online role playing and do something useful.

"we call them Luxism respectively."

Where is respectively even referring to here?

and its*. It's not 'of it is feet' it's 'of its feet'.

[Tim Cornelis]

:laugh:
Holy shit, the laws are 55 pages. I don't think think this is a joke. :lol: At least not intentionally.

Thank god gliders will be legal.

EDIT:

Marriage
Can be between any two citizens
Is only legal between two individuals
Polygamy is illegal
Can be with any animate object
There must be at least one human

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

EDIT II:

"Will receive free transportation to their honeymoon if it resides within the Union of Soviet Republics of Luxemkramehn"

I'd divorce and marry my pet cat continuously to get free transportation.

[The Feral Underclass]

Fuck the Green Party, I'm joining these guys!

[BIXX]

How animate does the object have to be?

[BIXX]

Also wat

[Asero]

wat

[The Feral Underclass]

I just read some of the laws and policies...

What's happening...

[The Feral Underclass]

Their law bans fake pockets...What's wrong with fake pockets...

Also, "Each adult citizen will be given a plot of land and a Marquee tent with a wood burning stove and a lantern free of charge"...What?

[Palmares]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MCn9lL94sxQ/maxresdefault.jpg

[Palmares]

Oops. That's a really big picture...

[consuming negativity]

they can't be worse than mormons or scientologists

[Futility Personified]

It is not possible to articulate a rational reply to this.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Roleplaying is one thing. Creepy roleplaying with querfront tendencies (it's always nice to see gay pride being banned) is another. But having "gold" and "orange" in a flag? That should carry the death penalty.

[The Feral Underclass]

But...Why fake pockets?!

[Tim Cornelis]

Notice how they have formal and official laws in place that define the unofficial name.

[Tim Cornelis]

I don't get where they get the name 'Soviet' from, there's not even any pretence of this being a council republic.

[Tim Cornelis]

To summarise, this is a project for a Danish monarchist capitalist Soviet republic that will have white people peacefully invade and colonise a small island which will then ban housing and force everyone (all the dark people) to live in tents and ban fake pockets as its economic masterplan to stop poverty.

[Sasha]

where can i sign up? this sounds exactly what i have been waiting for...

[Sasha]

How to Help


While we have already planned everything about Luxemkramehn, we still need your help. To make sure Luxemkramehn can exist, we need manpower.


Same as any other movement, Luxemkramehn needs manpower. Despite us wanting to peacefully and non-violently invade a tiny corrupt nation, there are other threats. If the people of the country fight back violently, we will need to protect ourselves. Moreover, if other nations near it decide to try and use our invasion to corruptly gain territory, we will need to fend them off. We also need your help in manpower because we need to show the existing government that we mean business. No government is going to willingly surrender or change governmental systems to a small group of people. We need strength in numbers.


We also need funding. If you don't wish to help physically with Luxemkramehn, we ask that you at least make a donation. It would most certianly help us jump start the economy of Luxemkramehn, since the nation we plan to invade is in such a bad economic state. As we said on the home page, just send us an email and we'll get back to you as soon as we can with the details on how to donate.


wut???

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

I opened this thread expecting a picture of poop.

[Palmares]

I opened this thread expecting a picture of poop.

Well, maybe not a picture, but is it not an exemplary manifestation of fecal poetry?

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

Yeah in the end it all balanced out, maybe I'll steal the poop idea for myself.

[motion denied]

ahem

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[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

I looked

[The Feral Underclass]

wut???

This is a new level of crazy.

I mean, I'm stealing reeling over the whole ban on fake pockets thing...

[Lord Testicles]

What is the geographical location of Yarehn?

How can I go about getting my trebuchet approved by the government?

Can I have your credit card information?

[bricolage]

"Trebuchets need to be approved by the government, once approval is gained, they are legal"

Phew!

[bricolage]

ffs beat me by a second on the trebuchet thing.

I'm actually interested though in why they are so obsessed with taoism?
and why they ban the internet considering they only exist on the internet?

[Sasha]

OP banned because he kept on spamming the board with this nonsense...

[BIXX]

Awe man, don't ban them, just relegate them to a shadow forum.

[Futility Personified]

Incidentally, this should be stickied so whenever anyone is on a bit of a downer they have an instant perk-me-up. And for best thread of 2015. It can't get any better.

[Tim Cornelis]

Ah, I wish they weren't banned. But something tells me they'll be back and in greater numbers.

But really, they're going to ban the internet.

I'm also guessing that the 'peaceful invasion' is a bait and switch. Once they have enticed the necessary amount of people (right...) they'll suddenly come to the conclusion that we're going to need arms anyway. And people will have to pay for their own arms because there's no tax revenue yet. I'm guessing Mauritius would be the most logical geographical location as they have no army and only 2,000 paramilitary forces. Maybe the Seychelles.

Their legal system is also rife with contradictions. But I guess even pointing that out is already taking them too serious.

[Sasha]

didnt the turbojugend plan to go and invade monaco or something like that, at least the turbojugend have an army.

[Tim Cornelis]

It also reminds me of the white supremacist invasion of Dominica.


These guys apparently want to ban cellphones and computers and the internet. They're most aptly described, imho, as a mix of the Aerican Empire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerican_Empire), the Khmer Rouge, North Korea, and Novorossiya.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

My colleagues and I have designed and planned the nation of the Union of Soviet Republics of Luxemkramehn. We follow new principles, we call them Luxism respectively. We are seeking desperately for manpower or funding. You can find more of our details and an in depth explanation of Luxemkramehn, including our laws and policies, here at yarehn.simdif.com

We have been trying for months to get Luxemkramehn off it's feet, but to no avail, if you have any advice, or would be willing to assist in any way shape or form, we would greatly appreciate it if you told us so. We are very open to suggestions on how to get more people and support, and we have many ways that anyone and everyone can help us. Please, help us create Luxemkramehn, then we may help fund your movements and we can eventually (of course not rapidly) create a unified socialist/communist world of equality.

Yinz need Jesus