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RedWorker
28th November 2014, 02:17
Hello people. We revolutionary leftists say too much that we cannot predict how things will pan out. In fact this is completely wrong, and takes the form of excuses and empty phrase-mongering. Here is the one true model for the revolutionary dictatorship of the proletariat and future-to-be socialist society.

Internationalism: Strategic support for DPRK, Cuba and Putin's Russia.
Proletarian defense system: Hide the nukes in the occupied Workers' McDonalds.
Pan-leftism: Strategic alliances with Left Leninist, Trotskyist-Stalinist-Green, Mao Zedong Thought and Hoxhaite-Juche 3rd wave-Kautskyist parties. Suppression of anarcho-syndicalism, to be accomplished by strategic alliances with bourgeois parties.
Revolution Start Place: Siberia, Jon's house at 3:47PM. Try to ignore the smell.
Currency (lower phase): Russian golden roubles with Spanish peseta as back-up.
Ideal temperature: 25 Celsius. Shake before serving.
Labor conditions: Aim to reduce work hours to 27 and retirement age to 59 in bourgeois states through tactical calls for reforms. Minimum wage 1457.43$ per month.
Contests (lower phase): 3 freezers, 2 TVs and 1 personal computer to be prizes for the best workers every month. This will obviously increase production rates and is to be tied with Five year plans.
Propaganda: Strategic promotion of Engels' cult of personality.

This is the first draft. Second draft will include plans for production and planning system. Please post any suggestions or constructive criticism. Troll posts will be ignored.

SPONSORED BY ICL(FI) AND BAKUNIST-PROUDHONIST & LABOR COALITION. WARNING: COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY OPINIONS WILL BE ELIMINATED.

Sinister Intents
28th November 2014, 03:33
Can I bring my dog?

RedWorker
28th November 2014, 11:30
Can I bring my dog?

Depends. Check our "Counter-revolutionary dog breeds" list published by the International Communist League (Fourth Internationalist). Counter-revolutionary dogs will be eliminated.

Slavic
29th November 2014, 00:25
Depends. Check our "Counter-revolutionary dog breeds" list published by the International Communist League (Fourth Internationalist). Counter-revolutionary dogs will be eliminated.

No Chinese Shar Pei? Damn you Mao.

motion denied
29th November 2014, 00:30
No such thing as reactionary dog, sorry.

I fear the dear comrade might be under influence of petite-bourgeois ideology or is just a plain imperialist fifth column.

(I can't commie-speak sry)

RedWorker
29th November 2014, 03:58
No such thing as reactionary dog, sorry

Please come to your local Party office tomorrow at 1PM. We have something to sort out with you.