Where will the revolution begin and why?

[Tim Cornelis]

Please state where you think the revolution will begin and why.

[motion denied]

We're the motherfucking vanguard

[Tim Cornelis]

Yeah, but where would that be?

[motion denied]

My friend's house, at 8.

[Futility Personified]

Like, in your mind, man

[Tim Cornelis]

My friend's house, at 8.

okay, so brazil.

[The Intransigent Faction]

SimCity. I will personally lead us all to victory with my ability to summon tornadoes at will and bulldoze gentrified neighbourhoods in seconds flat!

[Hrafn]

Mongolia. Definitely. We need a vanguard khan.

[consuming negativity]

voted "mongolia" because there is no "madagascar" option and "mongolia" starts with the letter "m"

seriously TC, get your shit together

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

People are really underestimating the tactical advantage that the proletarian art of capoeira offers the toiling masses of Brazil

[Palmares]

Mongolia. Definitely. We need a vanguard khan.

Khan from Star Trek is pretty bad-ass. His whole genetically-modified race is a vanguard. :grin:

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

in the pub, hopefully.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

Wait, are you implying the revolution hasn't already happened in Brazil?
Isn't it run by a "workers' party"?

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

... which is about as communist as obama

[Tim Cornelis]

Your just a ultraleftist Dr. Rosenpenis. Brazil is a democratic people's republic under the rule of a workers' party. It is not socialist yet, but it will when iti s permitted to pursue its present course.

[Ethics Gradient, Traitor For All Ages]

The reactionary indigenous dupes preventing the development of the productive forces in Revolutionary Brazil must be opposed by all committed anti-imperialists. All power to comrade Rousseff, down with the yanqui collaborators!

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

there is an actual allegedly trotskyist party that claims almost exactly that in order to attack other leftist opposition parties

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

there is an actual allegedly trotskyist party that claims almost exactly that in order to attack other leftist opposition parties

I'd lol if that weren't so effing grim, and, y'know, colonialism.

[Tim Cornelis]

As 'Destroyer of Illusions' said in the thread on North Korea, North Korea can't be capitalist because it has full employment (in the DPRK this is between 4.5-4.9%). Brazil has an unemployment rate of 4.9%, meaning it has full employment too. Ergo, Brazil can't be capitalist!

[Dr. Rosenpenis]

I'd lol if that weren't so effing grim, and, y'know, colonialism.

im pretty sure theyre like a "radical" faction of the workers party disguised as an opposition party. they are amusing when they do things like claim that the imperialists are responsible for brazil losing the world cup

[Q]

It'll start in Area 51 because aliens.

[Luís Henrique]

Why isn't there a "Netherlands" option?

Luís Henrique

[jullia]

Why not in China. A lot of inegality, the communist idea is already in the mind of people...

[Smash Monogamy]

The revolution began decades ago. Cuba, Vietnam, Korea and others are leading us to world communism as we speak. VIVA EL CHE!

[Halert]

Your comment + your signature, Classic. :laugh:

[Zealot]

America

[Asero]

We're the motherfucking vanguard

No, I am the vanguard, you fucking revisionist!

[Tim Cornelis]

Why isn't there a "Netherlands" option?

Luís Henrique

We haven't had a bourgeois revolution yet.

[motion denied]

No, I am the vanguard, you fucking revisionist!

fite me

ill bash yo fookin 'ead in i swer on me mum

[Asero]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little reactionary? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Red Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fascists, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Red armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the proletarian globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Red Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Luís Henrique]

We haven't had a bourgeois revolution yet.

You stageist, you.

OK, what about France? Or is someone going to say that France hasn't had a bourgeois revolution either?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Anonymous_-_Prise_de_la_Bastille.jpg/240px-Anonymous_-_Prise_de_la_Bastille.jpg

Above, the French not having a bourgeois revolution.

Luís Henrique

[Ele'ill]

it might not

[Futility Personified]

It could though

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

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