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Brandon's Impotent Rage
21st August 2014, 07:51
If you're internet savy, you already know what I'm talking about. If not....

I give you Five Nights at Freddy's.

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I am not exaggerating when I say that this is the creepiest, most pants-shitting terrifying PC game released in years.


The basic premise is that you're this security guard whose been hired to work the night shift at this place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, which is basically an analogue to Chuck E. Cheese. You've been hired to watch this place during the night with your system of security cameras and make sure nothing unwanted gets into the store.

But that isn't what you should be worried about.

You see, like Chuck E. Cheese, this place has a group of animatronic characters that entertain the children during the day. Unlike the characters at Chuck E. Cheese, these guys seem to have a bit of artificial intelligence. Furthermore, because their servos will seize up if they lay dormant for too long, they have a tendency to roam around the restaurant at night. They are also rather....curious about things in the restaurant at night, especially things that aren't them. You do NOT want this to happen to you.

That already sounds creepy enough. What's especially freaky is the fact these things never move when you're watching them on the security monitors. Oh, you'll definitely hear them moving around, but the moment the camera focuses on them they will stand perfectly still (sort of like the weeping angels from Doctor Who). Even more unnerving that that? They have a tendency to stare directly at you through the cameras with their soulless robot eyes.

(Believe me, the first time you look at the main stage area and notice that one of the characters is missing, it produces a feeling of dread that you will never forget).

So...yeah. If you're up for a good scare, give this game a try.

Just don't expect to sleep for the next decade or so.

Zoroaster
21st August 2014, 13:35
That game is goddamn terrifying.

Sinister Intents
21st August 2014, 15:13
NO Not that game ever, won't play it. I thought Left 4 Dead was bad too stoned

Rafiq
21st August 2014, 16:35
Ha! A friend showed this to me a few days back. I like it.

Trap Queen Voxxy
21st August 2014, 17:55
How could I play it? What's it on? It doesn't seem that scary to me idk

I also prefer restaraunts with animatronics, themes, performances, etc. It's still my dream to go to a medieval times.

Lord Testicles
22nd August 2014, 00:00
Am I missing the joke or something? Because this game looks dull.

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Trap Queen Voxxy
22nd August 2014, 01:52
I would really like to find clips of game play WITHOUT awful jackasses trying their stand up over top of it. So God damn annoying; why the fuck do people record shit like that or more importantly who the fuck enjoys this shit? I just wanna see how the game looks while played. :(

Brandon's Impotent Rage
22nd August 2014, 04:17
I would really like to find clips of game play WITHOUT awful jackasses trying their stand up over top of it. So God damn annoying; why the fuck do people record shit like that or more importantly who the fuck enjoys this shit? I just wanna see how the game looks while played. :(

Here you go, a clip of the game demo WITHOUT commentary.

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Lord Testicles
22nd August 2014, 04:33
I would really like to find clips of game play WITHOUT awful jackasses trying their stand up over top of it. So God damn annoying; why the fuck do people record shit like that or more importantly who the fuck enjoys this shit? I just wanna see how the game looks while played. :(

It's just what youtube seems to do these days.

http://www.espressoenglish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/english-verbs-shrug-your-shoulders.jpg

Without commentary it seems just as dull. What's the appeal?

Creative Destruction
22nd August 2014, 04:51
no. i love chuck e cheese's

RedSonRising
30th September 2016, 23:37
Random bump, this is a cool new music video project a friend is working on based on the game. The animation looks amazing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9tZmdOEi8s