The Real "Rate My Username" Thread

[Five Year Plan]

By virtue of the demands raised by the people's democratic revolutionary front, here it is folks: the thread where you can rate usernames. Please rate on a scale of 1-10, using integers only, with 10 being the best of the best and 1 being the worst of the worst.

Who wants to go first?

[Ele'ill]

I don't want to go first

[Five Year Plan]

I don't want to go first

Oh, sweetie, you are so brave to volunteer! I rate your username a 7 out of 10, because it goes well with your avatar and reminds me of '90s Internet 'l33t sp34k.

[Brutus]

Oh, sweetie, you are so brave to volunteer! I rate your username a 7 out of 10, because it goes well with your avatar and reminds me of '90s Internet 'l33t sp34k.

I rate you an 8, because it's generally a cool name

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

I'll go first!

[Brutus]

It don't work that way, honey.

[Brutus]

You have to be nominated by the CC

[Sinister Intents]

What about sinister intents for me?

[Five Year Plan]

What about sinister intents for me?

But that's not your current username.

[Five Year Plan]

I'll go first!

I have no idea what your username means (you'll have to forgive me for being so pathetically ignorant), so I rate it a 3. If it were just "Impotent Rage," I would give it an 8 or 9.

[Brutus]

How 'bout meeeeee?

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

9/10 for Brutus. 15/10 for mine.

[Five Year Plan]

Vox Populi gets 8/10. 6/10 for the rendering of her name in latin characters. +2 diversity points for incorporating those strange little characters I see when I open up the symbols map program on my computer.

[Psycho P and the Freight Train]

5/10.

I'm more into the 7 year plans these days, 5 year plans are so 1930's. And another reason is that you have the number 5 in your name so I gave you a 5.

[Futility Personified]

Validate me or feed my outsider complex, please.

7.5/10, I like it. It's a weighty name, as you should expect of a train.

[Sinister Intents]

But that's not your current username.

Either or. I prefer Sinister Intents, SI is short for that. My avatar is a black cat. :P

[consuming negativity]

Either or. I prefer Sinister Intents, SI is short for that. My avatar is a black cat. :P

5/10

Sinister Intents is a good name. Your avatar is already a black cat, therefore "the Black Cat" is superfluous and you switched "Sinister Intents" to just SI.

[Art Vandelay]

SI I would give a solid 7.333335 out of 10. SI the black cat though only gets a 6.66 out of 10.

[motion denied]

Old Bull Lee. Reminds of an indian (as in native) name, 4. Also Kerouac's book; if that's the case, 7.

[Ele'ill]

there should be a forum change where there are no visible usernames or avatars or detail information

[Five Year Plan]

SI I would give a solid 7.333335 out of 10. SI the black cat though only gets a 6.66 out of 10.

Integers only!

[Art Vandelay]

Old Bull Lee. Reminds of an indian (as in native) name, 4. Also Kerouac's book; if that's the case, 7.

It's from Kerouac's book. It's the name he gave to William S. Burroughs character.

[Five Year Plan]

Validate me or feed my outsider complex, please.

7.5/10, I like it. It's a weighty name, as you should expect of a train.

I have no idea what "Heinous Bifter" refers to.

[Five Year Plan]

Validate me or feed my outsider complex, please.

7.5/10, I like it. It's a weighty name, as you should expect of a train.

I have no idea what "Heinous Bifter" refers to. Your avatar looks a little like Uncle Joey from Full House, though.

[Brutus]

It's from Kerouac's book. It's the name he gave to William S. Burroughs character.

Your name is shit and I hate it. (Joking, it's a p. good name- 7/10)
9mm is 10/10 tho. HINT

[Five Year Plan]

Inertia was by far his best name. Nothing suited him better. Current name? 4/10?

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

there should be a forum change where there are no visible usernames or avatars or detail information

That'd be pretty fun/confusing.


Inertia was by far his best name. Nothing suited him better. Current name? 4/10?

Anything is better than ice pick. Probably my least favorite.

[consuming negativity]

That'd be pretty fun/confusing.

Anything is better than ice pick. Probably my least favorite.

8/10

10/10 for the name, -2 points because I can't type it without having to try really hard.

[Leftsolidarity]

9mm was def his best name and would be 8/10

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

7.5 - a good message / sentiment

[Art Vandelay]

8.5/10 - I'm a sucker for a good MP reference.

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

If this is a real thread, where the hell are the strings?

10/10 for my name being a reference to "Don Quixote".

[Five Year Plan]

Since you've changed your name back to Sinister Intents (a good idea, btw), I will now rate your name: 8/10.

[human strike]

FYP I'm gonna rate your avatar 10/10 because I don't care about your username.

[Creative Destruction]

i'm not sure. i'll give you a 7/10.

[Art Vandelay]

Whatever singularity I give a 8.25/10. Rednoise, I'm sorry, but I'll have to give you a 5.9/10.

[Creative Destruction]

i used to sleep to red noise playing in the background, so that's pretty much how i came to choose that name. it also has other implications: one is obvious, "red". pink noise is also less commonly referred to as red noise, and red/pink noise is prevalent in meteorological data readings... which is the profession i'm studying to go into.

[consuming negativity]

i used to sleep to red noise playing in the background, so that's pretty much how i came to choose that name. it also has other implications: one is obvious, "red". pink noise is also less commonly referred to as red noise, and red/pink noise is prevalent in meteorological data readings... which is the profession i'm studying to go into.

4/5 stars, would judge again.

-1 star for originality

[Creative Destruction]

i'll take it.

[Quail]

Pretty sure all your usernames are more original than mine.

[Brutus]

Pretty sure all your usernames are more original than mine.

Name 8/10 (it's cooler when I know your reasoning). Because it's you: 10/10

[Art Vandelay]

Quail gets a 9.15/10. It's a revleft classic and shouldn't ever be changed.

Brutus gets a 8.52/10, since he's named after an assassin.

[Psycho P and the Freight Train]

Is it just me or is anyone else really confused? A lot of people are rating usernames of people that I didn't even see in the thread. Five Year Plan, where the hell was Sinister Intents in this thread? :lol: For real though.

7/10 for Brutus. Sounds like the leader of a mysterious warrior group or something.

EDIT: Damn it, sneaky comments. Old Bull Lee gets a 5/10, only because I don't get the reference but sounds cool enough.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

Quail gets a 9.15/10. It's a revleft classic and shouldn't ever be changed.

Brutus gets a 8.52/10, since he's named after an assassin.
I agree to both of these.

You, on the other hand, get 2/10 because, somehow, you misspelled '9mm'. :P

[Five Year Plan]

Brutus gets a 8.52/10, since he's named after an assassin.

Quite appropriately, I might add.

[consuming negativity]

I agree to both of these.

You, on the other hand, get 2/10 because, somehow, you misspelled '9mm'. :P

Respectable 7.8/10

[Bala Perdida]

respectable 7.8/10
7.9/10

do me! Do me!

[Five Year Plan]

7.9/10

do me! Do me!

Not the first time I've heard that. Dirty, just dirty :laugh:

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

6.5 / 10 - instantly recognisable communist / soviet term, doesn't tickle tho.

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

*cries*

[Rugged Collectivist]

Rocinante

7/10

I don't know what it means but it sounds sexy.

[Five Year Plan]

Xena Warrior Proletarian scores 10/10, the first time I have given this score.

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

Rocinante

7/10

I don't know what it means but it sounds sexy.

Rugged Collectivist

8/10

The backstory is amusing and it provokes the image of a hardy man who has a legacy of collectivising land in far away places.

[Delusional Kid]

Rocinate

7.5/10 I don't know, just sounds cool.

I thought my (current) name was funny at first, but then realised it's a dead meme.

[Bala Perdida]

[Insert Bad Name Here ]

2.3/10 for the name I inserted.
7.9/10 for the text that is your username.
It's like choose your own adventure.

[Zukunftsmusik]

;2773223']I thought my (current) name was funny at first, but then realised it's a dead meme.

Just for it being a meme, you get 0/10.

[Hrafn]

Just for it being a meme, you get 0/10.


8/10 glorious word, but... German. I can't take German seriously.

[Zukunftsmusik]

8/10 glorious word, but... German. I can't take German seriously.

You norse barbarian, you. Learn from a real civilised nation.

But that's a decent name. You get an 8/10 as well.

[Leftsolidarity]

7/10

More if I knew what it meant but still cool because I just make a funny Z sounding noise when I read it.

[Zukunftsmusik]

It means "music of the future".

[Rosa Partizan]

9/10

As a German speaker, I like the sound of that word and also its idiomatic meaning.

[Orange Juche]

8/10 - Sounds badass. Makes me think of Rosa Luxemburg with a red bandana covering her face. :lol:

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

8/10 - Sounds badass. Makes me think of Rosa Luxemburg with a red bandana covering her face. :lol:

10/10 Spanish moss sounds like some dank shit.

[La Guaneña]

6/10 because i don't even

[sixdollarchampagne]

It means "music of the future".

When I first read the expression Zukunftsmusik, I thought it made a lovely name, and, IIRC, it comes from K. Marx, richtig? The name takes me back to a couple of immigrants/college profs that I knew decades ago, Herta and August, who would be pleased that I understood the phrase, so, 9 out of 10.

The other name that I particularly like is Rocinante, which, if I am not mistaken, was the name of Don Quixote's steed. When I was in college, I knew a young lady from overseas, who loved talking about Rocinante, and, additionally, I am very fond of just about anything Spanish. I thought southern Spain was the most beautiful place on earth, when I lived there briefly. So, 8 out of 10.

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

When I first read the expression Zukunftsmusik, I thought it made a lovely name, and, IIRC, it comes from K. Marx, richtig? The name takes me back to a couple of immigrants/college profs that I knew decades ago, Herte and August, who would be pleased that I understood the phrase, so, 9 out of 10.

The other name that I particularly like is Rocinante, which, if I am not mistaken, was the name of Don Quixote's steed. When I was in college, I knew a young lady from overseas, who loved talking about Rocinante, and, additionally, I am very fond of just about anything Spanish. I thought southern Spain was the most beautiful place on earth, when I lived there briefly. So, 8 out of 10.

You are most correct, another supporting hint would be my little title "Quixotic Workhorse".

I find the harsh rocky landscape between Cordoba and towns like Benalmadena or Malaga (Costa del Sol) to be simply beautiful. The Sierra Nevada though... my gosh that was a sight to behold. The Alhambra too. Ah the memories.

I give you an 8/10 simply because your name and avatar seem to make a nice constant, I've always seen the two together and they are quite memorable. That and "sixdollarchampagne" seems to work quite well in itself. I'm not entirely sure why. What's the reasoning behind your choice?

[MarxSchmarx]

10/10 Spanish moss sounds like some dank shit.
It is actually an invasive weed pest, responsible for millions of dollars in ecological damage; moreover botanists tell me it is neither Spanish nor moss

PS its scientific name, which means "terrestrial" is in honor of a Swedish naturalist who had got so sea sick traveling from stockholm to Finland, he insisted on walking the journey the next time he had to travel.

[sixdollarchampagne]

You are most correct, another supporting hint would be my little title "Quixotic Workhorse".

I find the harsh rocky landscape between Cordoba and towns like Benalmadena or Malaga (Costa del Sol) to be simply beautiful. The Sierra Nevada though... my gosh that was a sight to behold. The Alhambra too. Ah the memories.

I give you an 8/10 simply because your name and avatar seem to make a nice constant, I've always seen the two together and they are quite memorable. That and "sixdollarchampagne" seems to work quite well in itself. I'm not entirely sure why. What's the reasoning behind your choice?

Thank you, Rocinante, for your kind and generous sentiments. Spain was enchanting; I was in a small place called Rota, in Andalucía, and I made a couple of trips to Sevilla. I seriously thought about settling in southern Spain, but my entire family is in the southern US, so living in Spain would not have worked – but my whole life would have been different. As to the explanation for $6 champagne, it's very simple: New Year's Eve, a few years ago, I bought a bottle of champagne for $6 (a bargain, I thought). My friend was going downtown to watch the revelers, and I told him I would drink some champagne now, and, when he returned, if I had not gone blind, he could have some too. :) The picture in blue is of the young Trotsky, my political hero. I think it is a mugshot. :grin:

[Five Year Plan]

I rate sixdollarchampagne a 9/10. So close to perfection. The only thing that's off is the match of the Trotsky avatar to the name. Maybe the link is that they are both the quintessence of proleness?

[sixdollarchampagne]

I rate sixdollarchampagne a 9/10. So close to perfection. The only thing that's off is the match of the Trotsky avatar to the name. Maybe the link is that they are both the quintessence of proleness?

All I can say, is I like champagne, but I love Trotsky. :)

When I traveled to Mexico City, at the invitation of comrades there, the first place I was taken to was Trotsky's house in Coyoacán and visiting it was a dream come true. In one of the rooms you can still see the bullet holes in the wall, where Trotsky's enemies (led by the muralist David Siqueiros) attempted to assassinate him. I wish the Old Man had died of old age, instead of what eventually happened.

[motion denied]

sixdollarchampagne is indeed very good. Take another 9/10.

[GiantMonkeyMan]

I like your user name and your avatar. I remember a story about the Occupy Plymouth in the UK. Basically, Occupy Plymouth ended up taking over an abandoned building that used to be a job centre so whenever some moron would shout 'get a job!' they would shout back 'we've got a job centre!'. :P

8.25178910974/11

[La Guaneña]

11/10 for reminding me of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miotqEVeSo

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

11/10 for reminding me of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8miotqEVeSo

10/10 idk what it means but it sounds sexy and provocative.

[consuming negativity]

μ/10

I like the style of your avatar. Would re-actualize again.

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

μ/10

I like the style of your avatar. Would re-actualize again.

Coefficient of Friction/10 ? Isn't that insultingly low?

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[helot]

I'll give Rocinante an 8/10. An added 1 point if you are actually past your prime

[consuming negativity]

Coefficient of Friction/10 ? Isn't that insultingly low?

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it was meant to be a nonsense equation, not good or bad. just different and amusing, like the username

for you, 8.5 - it makes me think

[Orange Juche]

it was meant to be a nonsense equation, not good or bad. just different and amusing, like the username

for you, 8.5 - it makes me think

7/10 - Its simple, but nice... not grating. Makes me think of taking a calm walk through a public area or something. I know that sounds goofy.

[Five Year Plan]

Communer makes me think of commuter. How middle class.

[motion denied]

aufheben was 7/10

FYP is 7/10

[Orange Juche]

Aww mine wasn't rated.

[Five Year Plan]

Yours is 10/10, SZB. I told you that before!

[Orange Juche]

Yours is 10/10, SZB. I told you that before!

I'm not Slavoj Zizek's Balls :tongue_smilie:

[Five Year Plan]

I'm not Slavoj Zizek's Balls :tongue_smilie:

Holy shit. I apolgoize. I've been drinking tonight, and as soon as I saw the avatar, I thought of his balls. You're a 9/10.

[La Guaneña]

^ another good song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7DxIg8Ir3U

and also five year plans rock!

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

Ah yes the carcass of the Soviet Union's economy... Hmmm... 7.5/10... Or have I done you before?

[Five Year Plan]

Ah yes the carcass of the Soviet Union's economy... Hmmm... 7.5/10...

Not only the Soviet Union. Five-year plans were employed by every country that engaged in extensive nationalization of the means of production, including Ethiopia, Bhutan, Argentina, and, yes, South Korea.


Or have I done you before?
Tis okay. You can never be done too many times by Slavoj Zizek's balls.

[Five Year Plan]

Get a Job, Hippie gets 8/10

[Five Year Plan]

The Modern Prometheus gets 10/10