write poems and shit (NOBODY can outrhyme Swagmaster Sea OG)

[Sea]

But please, be original. We've already heard about the man from Nantucket.


Martin the tenant payed out no rent
I informed the landlord all their money was spent
The landlord said "no" and claimed that I lied
I framed the landlord for suicide
The bastard is dead so I don't have to flee
I just have to live and I just have to be
I never ask twice and I never say no
I never get high and I never get low
I never do anything to please or to hate
Nor can I stay, as my own rent is late

[motion denied]

Oh dear Stalin come alleviate our pain
Come as an ice pick and leave trots without brain
Be back my savior, for the world belongs to thee
Rise from the ashes as I take a pee

Socialism in one country, aim is clear as of now
Send to the gulag those who to the party do not vow
Awaiting with love in our hearts we strive
Revolution - the steel man, finally alive.


I can't write even in Portuguese...

[Prometeo liberado]

Yeah, y'all ready for this?

Uhh, yeah, yeah!

Haha, mic check, mic check!

Yeah, mic check, mic check!

Yeah, My name is...

Shake Zula,
The mic rula,
The old schoola,
You want a trip, I'll bring it to ya!

Frylock
And I'm on top,
Rock you like a cop,
Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock...

Meatwad make the money, see,
Meatwad get the honeys, G,
Drivin in my car,
Livin like a star,
Ice on my fingers
And my toes,
And I'm a Taurus!

Haha, check it!

Uhh, check-check it, yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!

Yeah!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Numba 1 in the hood, G!

Yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!

Haha! Yeah baby!

You can't mess with that!
You can't mess with that!
You know you can't mess with us man,
You know you can't mess with us!


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[Futility Personified]

He's a spiv, a sneak, a pro shoplifter
Rural panther surviving as a grifter
Dropping a stench to de-ter intense
individuals who want him
to pay his rent
white scimitar is
his way of attack
10 grams of ket
is the way to relax
5 bongs in 5 minutes
knocks him flat on his back
but when he wakes back up he'll expose his sack
to give the power of the sour smell
like bags of blackjacks
when small children ask
"who are ya mister?"
they're about to take a hit
from the heinous bifter

[Futility Personified]

Na-na-na-na-na

I can't find work on ag-en-cy

na-na-na-na-na

I need an entry level vacancy

Type a new CV and load it up
Got no experience so make it up
Need money for life can't fuck it up
So when I get back in the pub i'm drinking whiskey stuffs

Old ladies, on mobility scooters driving me crazy
Blazing zoots for the hoots spliff whiff making them lazy
English sunshine cuts through the smoke so hazy
Little youts talk london but listen to Jay-Z

When i complete a transaction I say please and thank you
If you are impolite in corner shops imma gots to shank you
Open the door for a mother with a big push chair
Knock on a house and run away
Hardcore dares

Life gets real crazy in the west country
Farmers ride tractors without belts for seats
You can get good shit anywhere all the time
But the most shit is what
Dog walkers leave behind

Listen to OG music, while riding the bus
Flatulent college kids making a fuss
Policemen too lazy, for making a bust
Cuz they know i'll call them pigs
That's an emotional crush

I once said fuck in front of a 10 year old
Cuz i'm a real motherfucker leaving young hearts cold
But then his nan came out and got bold to scold
She laughed at my creases told me how clothes to fold
I told her my iron broke she offered to lend
Leaving me some more coppers
On sweeties to spend
Small town underground
where your life will end

If you disrespect me i'll write a strongly worded letter
Put it through your front door with no regard for the better
Way to deliver envelopes without damage to box
So when you get more post
It's covered in ink marks
I'll nick a shopping trolley, and fill it with tins
Then i'll steal all the recycling from your wheelie bins
Mix it all together and push it down a hill
Ye motherfucker that's the environment killed

So take heed of this message
All you fools be warned
If you walk through my field
This bull give you the horns

SAY WHAT SAY WHAT