FAVOURITE MOVIE/TV QUOTES

[Floyd.]

I've never felt this kind of power before, i feel how god must feel... with a gun in his hand - Homer J. Simpson

If it Bleeds we can kill it -Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator

I love how hilariously American these quotes are!

[gypsy420]

They float... they all float... And when you come down here you'll float too -Pennywise the Clown/ Stephen King's IT

"Listen up maggots, You are not special, You are not an unique snowflake, We are all made up of the same decaying organic matter as everything else, We are the all singing dancing crap of the world" -Tyler Durden/Fight Club

"Did I listen to pop music because I was depressed, or was I deprssed because I listened to pop music" -John Cusack/High Fidelity

"Fuck it, lets go bowling" The Dude/The Big Lebowski

[ComradeRed]

"with great power comes great responsbility" - spiderman :D
"man is born free but everywhere you look they are in chains" - Rousseau
"the notion of a society naturally precedes that of an individual" -aristotle
"it is clear, that every individual who persecutes a man, his brother, because he does not agree with him, is a monster"- voltaire

[truthaddict11]

Are You gonna bark all day doggie or are you gonna bite?- Victor Vega "Resevoir Dogs"

[Sabocat]

"I don't really care what you know or what you don't know....I'm gonna torture you anyway" - Victor Vega -Resevoir Dogs-

"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?" - Walter - The Big Lebowski-

" Oh Hi, you're young and you got your health. What you want with a job?" - Neville - Raising Arizona

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you." - Father- Clueless

"Easy there Chief, I don't see Hollow-Point Wound Care on the menu." - Dan Grocer - Grosse Point Blank

[Hegemonicretribution]

Almost every line in Full Metal jacket, to save me pasting the script just watch the movie.

"I start with a man and then I take away reason and accountability" Jack Nicholson in....the one where he plays that nasty guy... (when he is asked how he accurately writes about women)

actually that will annoy me I'll find out and edit it in in a minute..

As good as it gets :) Found it

[dopediana]

these are all mae west classics:

a hard man is good to find.

i'm a one man kind of woman. i like my men one at a time.

good bridge is like good sex. either you have a good partner or you'd better have a good hand.

[Invader Zim]

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?"

Garland Green, Con Air

"Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

Rent-Boy, Trainspotting


"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

[FatFreeMilk]

" Blagh blagh thisp banana's disgupthing!" - the red headed fat kid banister humper from thre tom green show :lol:

[dark fairy]

"I'm tony montana, you fuck with me your fucking with the best"

"pokemon...pokemon... with the poke and the mon and the wa wa wa"- bill cosbey- simpsons

"ahhhhrr dohnut"-homer

[timbaly]

"Hey, when you're right, you're right, and you're right." - Jack Nicholson Chinatown

"Forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown" - associate of Jake Gittes

I also really like that speech from The Third Man said by Orson Welles. I don't remember the exact wording but he said that Switzerland a land of peace and democracy for over 500 years has contributed the coo-coo-clock. He was hinting at the fact that peace and democracy aren't as great as everyone makes it out to be.

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mothafucka, mothfucka!" - Samuel L. Jackson Pulp Fiction

[timbaly]

I found the Orson Welles quote.

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock ..." - Harry Lime

[Rastafari]

Mark it 8, dude

[Dirty Commie]

"Is that you john wayne? is this me?" -private joker- (some baldwin) to a drill seargent played by R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket


same movie after they find two dead officers "Better you than me"


" what were they crazy?" _cheech marin as a drug dealer

"I don't give a FUCK how crazy they are, lunatics DO NOT EXPLODE when sunlight hits them, these were vampires, goddamn fucking vampires" George Clooney as a bank robber, explaining what happened that night at a strip club full of vampires...from Dusk Till Dawn


"Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face" Vincent Vega, played by John Travolta in Pulp Fiction, only fellow movie geeks know how Tarantino uses the same names over and over.



"the path of ther righteoyus man is beset on all sides by the tyranny of evil men, blessed is he who in the time of great peril shepperds the weak through the valley of darkness fo he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children and I will strike own uopon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, thise who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee" Ezekiel 25:17 Jules the hitman, played by Samuel L Jackson from Pulp Fiction, he then proceeds to gun down some college kid


" It's a stinking world because theres no law and order, we've got men on the moon, men circling around the earth, and theres no attention paid to any earthly law and order no more" The bum form A Clockwok Orange


same movie, different scene:

At the milk bar a woman starts to sing Alex's favorite song, beethoven's 9th, Dim interrupts with a fart noise and is then hit...
Dim (after being hit by Alex) "what was that for?"

Alex: "for being a bastard without any manners, for not having a duke of an idea how to comport yourself public wise"

[timbaly]

Alex: "for being a bastard without any manners, for not having a duke of an idea how to comport yourself public wise"

Thats was completely unitelligible to me, I even rewinded the tape a few times but i still could never understand that line.

[Dirty Commie]

It was perfectly clear to me...any way thats what it is nearly word for word.

[Purple]

"come out come out, wherever you are...."


queen of the damned

[Dirty Commie]

"The other day, I saw a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That is my dream, it is my night mare, to walk on the edge of a straight razor"

Marlon Brando, playing Colonel Walter E. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now. I think that the "straight razor" was a metaphor for the line between insanity and sanity, between having a good heart and a Heart of Darkness (pun intended).

I love that movie.

[dopediana]

from edward scissorhands:
Kim Boggs: Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.

[Fidel Castro]

"I like to disect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" - American Psycho

"King Kong ain't got shit on me!" - Training Day

"I suppose you didn't go bowling with Goebbels either? You Nazi bastard" - Exorcist

"Come and play with us Danny!" - The Shining

"The French army, what's that?" - We Were Soldiers

"My vote? For Conservative? Away you go, it's a joke!" - Rab C Nesbitt

[MysticArcher]

"When you lose a son it's possible to get another, but there is only one Maltese Falcon"

another good one from the Maltese Falcon, when they're looking at the statuette at the end at the cop asks "what is it Sam?" and Humphrey Bogart replies "it's the stuff dreams are made of"

[RedAnarchist]

Methinks some people are spending a little too much time wahtching the television.

These quotes are just sentences written by someone. They are just part of pop culture.

[Cobra]

I've got some sentences written by someone. They weren't written by me, but they're the next best thing.

These are from A Clockwork Orange (the movie):

Alex:
"And what will you do with the big, big, money? Have you not everything you need? If you need a motor-car, you pluck it from the trees. If you need pretty polly, you take it."

"It had been arranged by the prison charlie, as part of my further education to read him the Bible. I didn't so much like the latter part of the book which is more like all preachy talking, than fighting and the old in-out. I liked the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino and, then getting on to the bed with their wives' handmaidens. That kept me going."

"As the music came to its climax, I could viddy myself very clear, running and running on like very light and mysterious feet, carving the whole face of the creeching world with my cut throat britva. I was cured all right."

Dr. Branon:
"You felt ill this afternoon because you're getting better. You see, when we're healthy we respond to the presence of the hateful with fear and nausea. You're becoming healthy that's all. By this time tomorrow you'll be healthier still."

[Gunman]

The one in my sig is from "Apocalypse Now!"

[Take the Power back]

"What's a liter?"
"It's french for give me some fuckin' cola!"

[cubist]

Acidburn "zerocool" from hackers :"swimming pool on the roof must have leak".

"why do i have to be mr pink" mr pink

SO WHAT ONE MORE TIME MUTHA FUCKER

"DO YOu think marcellas wallice is a *****," S L jackson "no" "then why do try to fuck him like one" samuel l jackson pulp fiction

[Hate Is Art]

From TrainSpotting
"Renton for a vegetarian your an evil mutherfucker"

From Lock Stock
"What we need are knifes, big fuck off shiny knifes that look like they could skin a crocodile"

"What The Fuck is That"
"Its me Breen Gun"

From Gone With The Wind
"Frankly Dear I Don't Give A Damn"

[mysticofthewest]

read my sig all are from Romance of the Three Kingdoms , A Qoute by Zhuage Kongming a poem honoring him and two proverbs from ROTK

[Take the Power back]

Found some more, from This is Spinal Tap.

Nigel Tufnel: Look... still has the old tag on, never even played it.
Marty DiBergi: [points his finger] You've never played...?
Nigel Tufnel: Don't touch it!
Marty DiBergi: We'll I wasn't going to touch it, I was just pointing at it.
Nigel Tufnel: Well... don't point!
Marty DiBergi: Don't point, okay. can I look at it?
Nigel Tufnel: No.

Marty DiBergi: Your last bass player, he died in a gardening accident?
Nigel: The authorities said it's best...to leave it...unsolved.

[Hate Is Art]

this one goes up to 10!

I love spinal tap :D

[Kurai Tsuki]

You must be one of those knee-jerk liberals who think us gun nuts fire our guns as an extention of our penises --Death Wish
What do you call people who when they're faced with a situation of fear do nothing about it? --Death Wish again
A good sword is best kept in its sheath, so you'd better stay in yours --Sanjuro
A man too stiff to bend is liable to break. --Shazam
I am so smart, S-M-R-T. --Homer Simpson

[sypher]

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
-Woody Allen

"What is the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before?"
-Woody Allan (Crimes and Misdemeanors)

"Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like."
-Woody Allan (Crimes and Misdemeanors)

"This is how we fix things on Russian space station! [hits panel with tool]"
-Peter Stormare (Armageddon)

"Don't touch my uncle! He is the genius of my family. He used to make the tip of the bomb, you know? That finds New York or Washington?"
-Peter Stormare (Armageddon)

"American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!"
-Peter Stormare (Armageddon)

[captain anarchy]

suckie sukie five dolla- said by eric cartman on south park

you two are divorced so obviously love fail so fuck love- steveo on slc punk

im 18 so and i can say fuck you-stevo on slc punk

[mEds]

Say hello to my little friend - al pacino in scarface.

[Ziggy]

the dangerous lives of alter boys:
"Sister Assumpta: Blake. A little advance don't you think?
Tim: Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.
Sister Assumpta: So are the instructions for a handgun. "

Donnie Darko:
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

In America:
"Johnny: Are you okay little girl?
Christy: Don't "little girl" me. I've been carrying this family on my back for over a year, ever since Frankie died. He's my brother too. It's not my fault he's dead. It's not my fault I'm still alive.
Johnny: Ah, Christy.
Christy: Mom was always crying because he was her son. But he was my brother too. I cried too... when no one was looking. I talk to him every night.
Ariel: She did, Dad.
Christy: I talked to him every night, until...
Johnny: ...until when?
Christy: Until I realized I was talking to myself. "

Hedwig and the angry inch:

"Hedwig: Our apartment was so small, that mother made me play in the oven. Late at night I would listen to the voices of the American masters, Tony Tennille, Debby Boone, Anne Murray who was actually a Canadian working in the American idiom. And then there were the crypto-homo rockers: Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie who was actually an idiom working in America and Canada. These artists, they left as deep an impression on me as that oven rack did on my face. To be an American in muskrat love, soft as an easy chair not even the chair, I am I said, have I never been mellow? And the colored girls sing... doo do doo do doo do doo... but never with the melody. How could I do it better than Tony or Lou... HEY BOY, TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE!"

"Hansel: Jesus says the darndest things.
Hansel's Mom: [slaps Hansel] Don't you ever mention that name to me again.
Hansel: But he died for our sins.
Hansel's Mom: So did Hitler!
Hansel: Eh?
Hansel's Mom: Absolute power corrupts.
Hansel: Absolutely.
Hansel's Mom: Better to be powerless, my son."

[Pedro Alonso Lopez]

Originally posted by [email protected] 3 2004, 12:15 PM
Methinks some people are spending a little too much time wahtching the television.

These quotes are just sentences written by someone. They are just part of pop culture.

What an idiotic post, these are just sentences written by somebody, then by your logic literature has been one hell of a waste of time.

Anyway in the post modern age there is no distinction between high and low culture, philistine.

Here is an excellent quote from Blade Runner:


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Its much longer but I havent the time to transcribe it.

[Dune Dx]

" those who cant do teach, Those who cant teach, teach Gym"
School of Rock the main actor cant remember his name

[emmissary]

"Who put this thing together, Me! Thats who!. Who do I trust. Me! Thats who!
Tony Montana played by Al Pacino in Scarface another great quote from the movie is from the restaurant scene
"Say goodnight to the bad guy."

[Purple]

bruce willis said something like "yippiyeysomethingsomething, mothefucka" after wacking some guy in Die Hard, the first one... cant remember what excatly he said but it sounded funny like hell...

[Non-Sectarian Bastard!]

Here is a nice one. From Fightclub

Tyler Durden:

see in Fight Club, the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential. And, I see squandering. God damn it! An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing car and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very pissed off.

[Elmo]

"I watched a gay porno once, i didnt realise till half way through. The girls never came THE GIRLS NEVER CAME" eurotrip

"Shut the fuck up donny you have no frame of refernce, your like the child that wonders into the cinema half way through" Walt in the big lebowski

"If you give that guy your wallet im going to shoot the mother fucker on princaple" pulp fiction, that one might not be accurate

[Paradox]

"What the fuck is the Internet?" Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I agree with you Marge, in theory. In theory Communism works, in theory."
Homer from the Simpsons

"And I'm not easily impressed. WOW! A blue car!"
Homer talking to Mr. Burns on the Simpsons

"You damn right I'm crazy! Ain't that what you respect, huh!?! Loco!?!"
Trevor from 187

"I was a teacher! I wanted to help you! You can't kill me! And you can't scare me either!" Trevor from 187

"A revolution without guns? It would never work."
Che talking to Alberto in The Motorcycle Diaries

[truthaddict11]

from one of my favorite movies Citizen Kane

Bernstein: A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out , there was another ferry pulling in, and on it was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for a second. She didnt see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasnt gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.

[S.J.]

Youre an elf and elves make toys! Now get back to work!
Rudolf and the land of misfit toys.

[RhetoricalAbsurdity]

Originally posted by [email protected] 29 2004, 06:47 PM
"Fuck it, lets go bowling" The Dude/The Big Lebowski
That's my favorite quote from my favorite movie ever. Although it's Walter who says it. Some other classic lines from that movie:

Lebowski: Are you employed, sir?
The Dude: Employed?
Lebowski: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
The Dude: Is this a--what day is this?

Lebowski: Is it. . . is it, being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Dude: Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Dude: ...They gave Dude a beeper, so whenever these guys call--
Walter: What if it's during a game?
Dude: I told him if it was during league play--
Donny: If what's during league play?
Walter: Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

Jesus: Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click."
Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh--
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Dude: --You know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: That fucking *****!
Dude: Yeah.
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?

Fuckin' A.

[Paradox]

Lenny: "You know who's better than a leprechaun? Jesus. He's like six leprechauns."

Carl: "Yeah, but he's a lot harder to catch."

Lenny and Carl helping Homer on The Simpsons. :lol: :lol:

Bart: "I'm gonna hit you so hard it's gonna kill your whole family."

Lisa: "Bart, you're IN my family."

Bart and Lisa fighting on The Simpsons.

Marge: "Homer, no! You're gonna kill us all!"

Homer: "Or die trying!"

You guessed it, The Simpsons! :lol: :lol:

[S.J.]

I love the smell of naplm in the morning. it smells like.....victory.

we got to get out of here, this is bat country..

tina come get your burrito!

[Commie Rat]

'i love u honeybunny [gets up on the table] okay every be cool this is a robbery' - ' any one of u motherfuking pricks move and i will execute every last motherfuking last one of you' - Pulp Fiction :lol:

john cusak in hifidelity had some good line but they have alreday been said so i wont waste space

[FatFreeMilk]

"Mr.Hill, you have no ass"-King of the Hill

[redstar2000]

You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

--Dr. Strangelove or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb

:redstar2000:

The Redstar2000 Papers (http://www.redstar2000papers.fightcapitalism.net)
A site about communist ideas

[Quixotic]

"You can do what ever you want with your life but one day you'll know what love truly is, it's the sour and the sweet and I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet." - Vanilla Sky

“What do we leave behind when we cross each frontier? Each moment seems split in two; melancholy for what was left behind and the excitement of entering a new land” - Diarios de motocicleta (Motorcyle Dairies)

[ganja guevara]

"I mentioned the war once, but i think i got away with it!"

Basil Fawlty- Faulty Towers

[Red Heretic]

"god is an imaginary friend for grown-ups"

[Gunman]

"These Pretzels are making me thirsty" - Seinfeld

[choekiewoekie]

Tyler Durdan in Fight Club:

Self improvement is self masturbation

You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake

In a long enough time line, our survivel rate drops to zero

[Motorcycle_diAries]

These too:)

I see dead people.
---------------------------The Sixth Sense

I'll be back.
--------------------------Terminator :)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
*******************Gone with the Wind :)