The best Craigslist personal ad you'll ever see

[HoboHomesteader]

I am an attractive Marxist-Leninist anti-revisionist woman who is totally dedicated to the building of a revolutionary cadre party to overthrow capitalism and imperialism. But I have a sexy side for which I would probably be denounced by my comrades if they knew about it. I am looking for a degenerate Trotskyite, anarchist, or a member of the revisionist Communist Party who accepts the concept of peaceful coexistence to put me in my place. Tie me up and recite passages from The Revolution Betrayed by the social-fascist Trotsky. Slap me around and call me an evil Stalinist. Make me get on my knees and accept your left-deviationist cock. I love petit-bourgeois intellectuals the most, because then it gets a little Fifty Shades of Red for me. This is all NSA and drama free.

See my details below. I am DDF. Normally I don't do drugs because they are a symptom of a crumbling bourgeois society, but I am 420 friendly when it comes to this because I want to be corrupted by a hot ultra-leftist pot smoking degenerate pervert. I am so horny just thinking about it. Please no Maoists. And if you have only read the Communist Manifesto, no. I am not into FDCKs.

I don't post pics online. After a couple emails if you seem legit, I will exchange pics.

inorite?

[Rusty Shackleford]

Bunker of Love right there.

[Prometeo liberado]

GODDAMN! ! And the Maoists are screwed once again. I feel dirty just for having read that.

[Prometeo liberado]

Shouldn't this be in Opposing Ideologies? Just sayin.

[BIXX]

What did I just read.

[Sinister Intents]

Kinda triggery.... I try to avoid stuff like that....

[Art Vandelay]

Hahaha that can't be real but is pretty funny.

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

I think this would is actually the closest thing I've ever seen CL personal I would write, but, of course, the politics would be switched up a bit. I've seriously been fantasizing about being made to submit to party discipline for years. Having to demonstrate my rectification by servicing the people.

Etc.

[Prometeo liberado]

I think this would is actually the closest thing I've! ever seen CL personal I would write, but, of course, the politics would be switched up a bit. I've seriously been fantasizing about being made to submit to party discipline for years. Having to demonstrate my rectification by servicing the people.

Etc.

Now I have to go and find a post of yours somewhere and thank it. This thread is making my day!

[BIXX]

Now I have to go and find a post of yours somewhere and thank it. This thread is making my day!


Seconded. Which post are we making weirdly popular?

[Prometeo liberado]

Seconded. Which post are we making weirdly popular?

Venezuela, neighborhood councils.

[BIXX]

Venezuela, neighborhood councils.


On my way to it now.

On another note, I wish I could post the creepiest craigslist ad I've ever seen. I was looking for a job at the time and I decided to look on craigslist at other peoples "work wanted" ads, thinking there's be at least a few good ones...
That day I became a nihilist and knew in my heart that god was dead.

[Prometeo liberado]

On my way to it now.

On another note, I wish I could post the creepiest craigslist ad I've ever seen. I was looking for a job at the time and I decided to look on craigslist at other peoples "work wanted" ads, thinking there's be at least a few good ones...
That day I became a nihilist and knew in my heart that god was dead.

Aww, that's so sweet of you.:wub:

[Hrafn]

"Please no Maoists."

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

"Please no Maoists."

She might crave abuse, but she has standards.

[Sasha]

Why fuck a Stalinist when you could hatefuck a fash or a cop?
Stalinists? F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[Prometeo liberado]

Why fuck a Stalinist when you could hatefuck a fash or a cop?
Stalinists? F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

I think you should read something besides The Communist Manifeto.;)

[Rusty Shackleford]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--T3FznCSy--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/195moh1yhlj6hjpg.jpg

[Prometeo liberado]

She might crave abuse, but she has standards.

Never truer words spoken.

[motion denied]

Directly from the manual, is it?

[Rugged Collectivist]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--T3FznCSy--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/195moh1yhlj6hjpg.jpg

Why a flail?

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[Rusty Shackleford]

Closest thing I got to Stalin and BDSM stuff.

[Rugged Collectivist]

Closest thing I got to Stalin and BDSM stuff.

Maybe you aren't looking hard enough. Or maybe you should create some original content.

[Rusty Shackleford]

You got me, I wasn't looking very hard at all. I wasn't even looking, actually.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

You got me, I wasn't looking very hard at all. I wasn't even looking, actually.

Now you must submit to party discipline. Delivered by a young Red Guard. You may not address him unless he addresses you.

[Rusty Shackleford]

oh nooo

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

Now you must submit to party discipline. Delivered by a young Red Guard. You may not address him unless he addresses you.

*So hard*

[Queen Mab]

I think it is universally acknowledged that Trots are the sexiest tendency.

[Red Economist]

The aggravation of class struggle.... in the bedroom.

Well, at least the Stalinist isn't the Dom. now, that would be f*cked up.

[motion denied]

I think it is universally acknowledged that Trots are the sexiest tendency.

I don't believe you have met autonomists, then.

[Dagoth Ur]

You guys shouldn't post my CL ads. ; _ ;