My teacher said I'm like Calvin Coolidge

[Redistribute the Rep]

What does that mean?!

I see myself more as an Abe Lincoln

[Os Cangaceiros]

Calvin Coolidge had a reputation as being humorless, anti-social and something of a dickhead, so I wouldn't take that as a compliment.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

But his name is alliterative, for which there is something to say..;)