The Great Emu War.

[M-L-C-F]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Emu_War

http://i.imgur.com/R7GkBfC.jpg

:lol: Way to go Australia... I talked to a friend from Australia, after seeing it on imgur. They were like: "I know, right? Freakin' Australia!". The sad thing is this really happened. Thoughts? :laugh:

[BIXX]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/18/hebumy5u.jpg

This was my reaction to that.

Also I think this should go in chit chat or non-pol... I can't take it seriously hahahah

[Danielle Ni Dhighe]

Up the Emu Liberation Army!

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

Emu National Liberation Front has a particular ring to it

[BIXX]

The Emu's Front of Australia.

[M-L-C-F]

Up the Emu Liberation Army!


Emu National Liberation Front has a particular ring to it


The Emu's Front of Australia.

Long live the Emu revolution! :p


http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/04/18/hebumy5u.jpg

This was my reaction to that.

Also I think this should go in chit chat or non-pol... I can't take it seriously hahahah

I put it here, cause it's an actual historical event. ;)

[Marshal of the People]

Here's the whole, unbiased and 100% true story.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Emu_War

[DOOM]

Fucking Straya messing with their bio-diversity

[Geiseric]

Wow that's amazing. Australia is like the american south, but a whole country.

[Psycho P and the Freight Train]

The amount of support for the emu side is quite frankly disgusting and reactionary.

The right wing political views of the emus were borderline fascist, quite frankly. Yes, the Australian imperialists are not much better, but I'm pretty sure the defeat of the emu's paramilitary forces was desirable due to the fact that the emu's plan was genocide against other avian species. There is nothing "leftist" about the emu movement.

[Marshal of the People]

The amount of support for the emu side is quite frankly disgusting and reactionary.

The right wing political views of the emus were borderline fascist, quite frankly. Yes, the Australian imperialists are not much better, but I'm pretty sure the defeat of the emu's paramilitary forces was desirable due to the fact that the emu's plan was genocide against other avian species. There is nothing "leftist" about the emu movement.No! NO! NO comrade! Don't let the Australian imperialists fool you with their vile propaganda against the innocent Emus.

The resoning for the war against the Emus was one started by the bourgeois who wished for higher sales on hats and other products which used Emu feathers.
Emus were seen as a pest (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pestilence) in Western Australia, as they were able to duck (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Duck_%28language%29) whenever a boomerang (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Boomerang) was thrown at them, and therefore the Australian emu hunters could never catch them. The Royal Australian Cavalry (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cavalry) had demanded emu feathers to place in their hats so that they could look pretty when charging into battle (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Battle). Therefore there was high demand for killing these emus, and the whole of Western Australia had been put on red emu alert (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Alert). This meant that the Prime Minister of Australia (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Minister_of_Canada) enforced martial (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Marshmellow) law and cut off any trade or connections outside Australia. This was so that no support could reach the emu invaders in what became known as the Emu Crisis of '32. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Emu_War

Honestly Ace, I can't believe the bourgeois imperialists fooled a comrade of such high caliber. The Emus were innocent and if it wasn't for Lord High Emu and the Grand Emu Army the imperialists would have won.

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

Wow that's amazing. Australia is like the american south, but a whole country.

As Greg Proops once said: "It's like Arkansas wit a beach. It's an entire continent with a NO FAT CHICKS sticker on it."

[M-L-C-F]

Wow that's amazing. Australia is like the american south, but a whole country.


As Greg Proops once said: "It's like Arkansas wit a beach. It's an entire continent with a NO FAT CHICKS sticker on it."

The funny part is that the Aussies call the Kiwis hicks. :laugh:

[Hrafn]

The amount of support for the emu side is quite frankly disgusting and reactionary.

The right wing political views of the emus were borderline fascist, quite frankly. Yes, the Australian imperialists are not much better, but I'm pretty sure the defeat of the emu's paramilitary forces was desirable due to the fact that the emu's plan was genocide against other avian species. There is nothing "leftist" about the emu movement.

Hey c'mon, haven't you read Trotsky? Fascism should be defended over Imperialism :rolleyes:

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Hey c'mon, haven't you read Trotsky? Fascism should be defended over Imperialism :rolleyes:

Holy selective reading, Batman.

[Sasha]

Aaaaaaaaand moved to chitchat.

[Hrafn]

Holy selective reading, Batman.

Entirely intentional, as are all misreadings of him. :grin:

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

Aaaaaaaaand moved to chitchat.

all of the fun threads are moved to chit chat. how else am I supposed to farm for rep? by posting contentless communist platitudes? that's fun sometimes but it loses its charm and just becomes repetitive after a while

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

also no that's not me being passive aggressive, I fully admit that this year I've been more of a platitude generator than a contributor of content, will work on that, maybe. so self parody

[M-L-C-F]

Aaaaaaaaand moved to chitchat.

But this is historical, it's not my fault that Australia is batshit crazy. :rolleyes: