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Leftsolidarity
16th April 2014, 16:49
Apparently people are annoyed by a lot of things. Here is your new thread for you continue to be annoyed at things.

Sinister Intents
16th April 2014, 16:51
I'm annoyed by several things, but nothing at the moment.

BIXX
16th April 2014, 17:07
I can't fucking write.

The Jay
16th April 2014, 17:18
I forgot that I promised to bring in something for a work party and it is my day off. Fuck.

PC LOAD LETTER
16th April 2014, 23:25
When a thread reaches 500 fucking posts and I have to subscribe to another god damn thread because it gets fucking closed.

bad ideas actualised by alcohol
17th April 2014, 10:32
When a thread where a post of mine got mad rep gets trashed and all muh reps are gone (never forget creep shaming)
Sam_b(r.i.pieces) would be proud.

PhoenixAsh
17th April 2014, 10:41
^
....and nobody logged the action so we don't know who to blame :crying::crying:

This was going to be the epic thread contender of 2014

ArisVelouxiotis
17th April 2014, 11:20
It's Easter vacation so I sleep late and wake up late
So every fucking time I eat breakfast we have to eat lunch I'm already full...

Quail
17th April 2014, 11:55
It wasn't me! I was reading it in the trash can... pretty funny stuff :lol:

Quail
18th April 2014, 17:27
I climbed over a fence and got a giant fucking splinter in my leg through my jeans.

PhoenixAsh
18th April 2014, 20:17
ouch.

Well...see it as a perfect irl metaphor. At least you are not on the fence. You took a decision. Sometimes they do not work out as intended. Sometimes they come with some unforseen consequences. :)

But look at the bright side. Now you get to practice your doctor skills on yourself and your jeans....XP!!!!

:)

The Intransigent Faction
18th April 2014, 22:04
Statements like this:


Those who can will their reality have stronger wills than those whose' wills are constrained by material or metaphysical conditions -- it is those with weak wills who need hope. Those with strong wills shape the world.

Sigh...

motion denied
18th April 2014, 22:11
I forgot to buy toothbrushes.

Quail
18th April 2014, 22:33
I'm re-watching an anime series that I really like and I wondered what the English dub is like so thought I'd watch an episode in English. The voice acting is making me cringe so hard. Like it's just... really bad.

Comrade Jacob
18th April 2014, 23:48
I can't fucking write.

That annoys me too! I can talk but not write. I should try recording my ramblings and writing them out afterwards and maybe my posts would be longer.

Comrade Jacob
18th April 2014, 23:49
I'm re-watching an anime series that I really like and I wondered what the English dub is like so thought I'd watch an episode in English. The voice acting is making me cringe so hard. Like it's just... really bad.

Let me guess, they sound out of age.

Quail
19th April 2014, 00:21
Let me guess, they sound out of age.

The characters all sound like they're stoned or something and a bit flat.

Art Vandelay
19th April 2014, 01:35
When all your plans fall through on friday night and you're left sitting around bored.

Quail
19th April 2014, 01:38
When all your plans fall through on friday night and you're left sitting around bored.

I secretly like it when my plans fall through because it means I get to spend time writing/drawing/being creative or just getting drunk/high and watching my favourite tv shows. Seeing people is nice and all but I love being alone.

Art Vandelay
19th April 2014, 01:49
I secretly like it when my plans fall through because it means I get to spend time writing/drawing/being creative or just getting drunk/high and watching my favourite tv shows. Seeing people is nice and all but I love being alone.

I do love being alone as well. I tend to be the type of person who needs alot of alone time. But I was actually looking forward to hanging out with a few friends tonight. One said he was tired after he got off work and needed to go home and have a nap, so maybe we'll meet up later and another's phone is dead and I can't get a hold of him. Worst part about that, is I left all my stuff in the back of his car, cause we were supposed to meet up later. I'm watching the dogs while my folks are out of town, so at least I got them for company I guess and am not cooped up in my tiny apartment.

PC LOAD LETTER
19th April 2014, 01:59
When all your plans fall through on friday night and you're left sitting around bored.
I only don't like it when I'm amped up to go out and do shit and be social and then ... nothing. I don't mind if there's other shit I can do/work on.

I'm in a similar situation. I have a lot of shit I could be out doing, but I caught some ridiculous pathogen about a week ago, started to go away when the doc gave me antibiotics, then came back in full force with slightly different symptoms about two days ago. Fuck. I don't wanna go back to the doctor.

PhoenixAsh
19th April 2014, 02:06
I only don't like it when I'm amped up to go out and do shit and be social and then ... nothing. I don't mind if there's other shit I can do/work on.

I'm in a similar situation. I have a lot of shit I could be out doing, but I caught some ridiculous pathogen about a week ago, started to go away when the doc gave me antibiotics, then came back in full force with slightly different symptoms about two days ago. Fuck. I don't wanna go back to the doctor.

If it helps...I have a really nasty flue for two weeks now. I have been working though...so now its weekend and I have time to be sick. We have a Dutch expression: Gedeelde smart is halve smart which literally translates as "Shared grief is half grief"

So hope you get well soon :)

PC LOAD LETTER
19th April 2014, 02:15
If it helps...I have a really nasty flue for two weeks now. I have been working though...so now its weekend and I have time to be sick. We have a Dutch expression: Gedeelde smart is halve smart which literally translates as "Shared grief is half grief"

So hope you get well soon :)
Thanks, haha. Luckily (I think?) I've been out of work for a month so I'm probably saving money by being sick and not doing anything.

You should try some really hot tea sweetened with honey and a little milk. No medical benefit, but it always makes me feel better when I'm sick.

Rosa Partizan
19th April 2014, 02:16
all this easter celebration fucktard shit, with stores being closed and stuff.

Five Year Plan
19th April 2014, 03:09
The minds of some of the posters on the forum :unsure:

Rugged Collectivist
19th April 2014, 03:30
Morning eye crust.

Sent from my C6522N using Tapatalk

Ele'ill
19th April 2014, 20:34
the $15 minimum wage increase, everything about it

"private ownership will lay off and cut hours"

"nobody will hire"

"still not enough"


All probably right, the elephant in the room, workers didn't achieve it, they're not in a position to take it, defend it, or take more (like everything more)

Quail
22nd April 2014, 10:55
When my son asks the same questions again and again.
"Am I going to nursery?"
"Yes, you always go to nursery on Tuesdays."
...
"Come on, it's time to get ready."
"Ready for what? Am I going to nursery today?"
...
"Am I going to nursery today?"
"YES, for the last time - YES."

Quail
22nd April 2014, 11:42
Also it's raining today and I'm fucking wet and cold :(

Ele'ill
23rd April 2014, 02:58
"just live with roommates"

BIXX
23rd April 2014, 03:22
"just live with roommates"


Dude, if I was on my own right now I'd say that we should totally be housemates. You seem like you'd be cool to live with.

Ele'ill
24th April 2014, 01:43
Def. if there's a bit of backstory/relation between myself and someone I'd do it, so long as the rent was reasonable with that, but not with strangers for a lot of reasons.

BIXX
24th April 2014, 01:54
Def. if there's a bit of backstory/relation between myself and someone I'd do it, so long as the rent was reasonable with that, but not with strangers for a lot of reasons.


I totally understand not wanting to live with strangers. I've heard so many fucked up stories about shit that's happened with living arrangements with strangers.

Ele'ill
24th April 2014, 02:20
something that bothers me

"hey can you all move to the back of the bus you have packs *jedi mind trick hand motion*"

"yeah I agree you all need to move back"

"I mean isn't it obvious"

Hey shut the fuck up. How about the folks with no bags or packs shut the fuck up and move to the back of the fucking bus so those with those things don't have to wade through a sea of bodies, twice, so a few rich folks with dumb ideas and a voice can stand up front and get off the bus first without any slightest of problems. Fuck you call the transit police mother fucker I don't have a date or plans to go out with friends threaten me with bed and breakfast I'll put a rotten tuna sandwich in your god damned cab trashcan twice a day.

BIXX
24th April 2014, 03:19
I hate it when I have a bunch of shit then people want me to move it so they can sit down on the bus.

Where do they want me to put it? It sure as shit won't fit on my lap, so what, they want me to stand up so they can take up the same fucking amount of space that I am? Yeah, not gonna happen buddy.

Futility Personified
24th April 2014, 04:05
That fucking song. That annoying, shitty, motherfucking song. It nearly ruins my weekends every single fucking time I fucking hear it, now it's 4 in the fucking morning and all I can hear is "singing heey oh, gotta let gooo" and FOR NO FUCKING REASON!

Comrades Unite!
24th April 2014, 04:25
People who say 'No Offence but...'' and proceed something really offensive and act like its ok because they said no offence.

People who give grief to everyone and suddenly become overly defensive when someone give them grief back.

When your smoking a rollie and you go to remove it with your fingers but they slide off and the rollie stays in yer mouth simultaneously burning the ****ing fingers off ya.

Annoying individuals who are really predictable in everything they do and say.

People who state the obvious and you can see the sense of enlightment glisten over their face despite breaking new ground solely in the obvious department.

Usage of the words:Actually,Literally,Pretentious,Overrated and Like. These terms have been overused to death so shut the fuck up saying them.

Phrases like ''24/7'' and ''Touch base'' Truly cring-worthy.

People who call tracksuit bottoms trackies.
Materialism and Hedonism.

Myself for being annoyed at practically everything.Room is here for about a billion more things but that can wait.

Os Cangaceiros
24th April 2014, 05:46
I totally understand not wanting to live with strangers. I've heard so many fucked up stories about shit that's happened with living arrangements with strangers.

Living with strangers can be cool. It helps integrate you into new social scenes if you're new to a city. I've had good experiences with it.

BIXX
24th April 2014, 05:47
Living with strangers can be cool. It helps integrate you into new social scenes if you're new to a city. I've had good experiences with it.


Yeah, I have also heard not terrible stories of living with strangers. I think it's just up to chance.

consuming negativity
24th April 2014, 06:07
Currently, my stomach. After having quickly... rejected the only thing I got to eat last night, I tried to eat again tonight and it's queasy/painful as fuck. Apparently coffee is great but a peach is just taking things too far. Actually I'm feeling really light-headed right now I just noticed. I wonder if it's from the lack of food or if I'm sick or something.

Leftsolidarity
24th April 2014, 14:14
4am shifts.

Quail
24th April 2014, 14:18
My superpower is procrastination.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
24th April 2014, 14:42
The only nation for me is procrastination

Domela Nieuwenhuis
24th April 2014, 14:43
My back's been hurtuing for a week now...

Thirsty Crow
24th April 2014, 16:32
My superpower is procrastination.
I bet I'm more advanced superhero than you.

It's been 3, almost 4 years since I had this course at college...still didn't produce a paper (this is the form of testing the guy uses).

Quail
24th April 2014, 20:59
When adults use text talk. My mum does it, one of the people I work for does it... There is no use to use text talk like "c u later" in this day and age. The only excusable reason to use text talk to shorten words is if you're being charged per page of text and have to send something really long.

Loony Le Fist
24th April 2014, 21:30
Out of mota. Damn!

Art Vandelay
25th April 2014, 01:09
I tried waxing our miniature schnauzers mustache into one of those that turn up at the ends, but it did not work at all. By far the greatest disappointment of my life.

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When adults use text talk. My mum does it, one of the people I work for does it... There is no use to use text talk like "c u later" in this day and age. The only excusable reason to use text talk to shorten words is if you're being charged per page of text and have to send something really long.

I cannot stand this either, but I generally think they are just trying to be hip or something.

PC LOAD LETTER
25th April 2014, 06:14
When adults use text talk. My mum does it, one of the people I work for does it... There is no use to use text talk like "c u later" in this day and age. The only excusable reason to use text talk to shorten words is if you're being charged per page of text and have to send something really long.
My dad does this. It takes me a few minutes to read it and figure out what it's saying. Most of the time I just have to ask him to re send it in english.


I tried waxing our miniature schnauzers mustache into one of those that turn up at the ends, but it did not work at all. By far the greatest disappointment of my life.

e:

I cannot stand this either, but I generally think they are just trying to be hip or something.
Did you try pomade? Or it might be too long/thin to support itself, try trimming it a bit if you have your heart set on a snazzy schnauzer.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
25th April 2014, 11:02
I am getting fatter and fatter again. I should really just go to the Gym. At this moment i'm just a sponsor...

I should probably stay away from candy and soda as much as i can, but my body is stronger than my will...

motion denied
25th April 2014, 21:19
Petty bourgeois teens wearing Tupac's clothing. Like you're fucking gangsta.

Crabbensmasher
26th April 2014, 04:50
I tried waxing our miniature schnauzers mustache into one of those that turn up at the ends, but it did not work at all. By far the greatest disappointment of my life.



I really want to make fun of you for this. I'm trying to picture it, and every time I end up laughing.

Who the hell does this? How much time do you have on your hands? Also, you're amazing

Art Vandelay
26th April 2014, 05:00
Did you try pomade? Or it might be too long/thin to support itself, try trimming it a bit if you have your heart set on a snazzy schnauzer.

Haha I more did it on a whim. I do think a trimming would be in order for it to work, but he has got a pretty nice stache on him for a little guy. If I trimmed it, it would probably just be from some subconscious jealousy, since I cannot really grow facial hair. :(


I really want to make fun of you for this. I'm trying to picture it, and every time I end up laughing.

Who the hell does this? How much time do you have on your hands? Also, you're amazing

Clearly way too much.

Anglo-Saxon Philistine
26th April 2014, 05:03
The price of vibrators in Croatia. Seriously, too fucking much.

Quail
26th April 2014, 16:18
I pressed cancel instead of snooze on my alarm this morning so my day turned from "get up at 9, work on assignment, prepare for tuition over lunch, earn money in the afternoon, go to a gig in the evening" to "wake up just in time to turn up to my first lesson 10 minutes late, rearrange my next lesson for 30 minutes later so I can stuff something in my face while making sure I can remember basic statistics, and no gig for me because I have to work on my assignment".

But... Did have a late night watching a variety of TV shows/films and drinking wine so I guess it's partly my own fault. :rolleyes:

Crabbensmasher
26th April 2014, 21:10
I don't know what it is, but the times I want to quit work the most are when I get criticized for doing my job poorly. I know it shouldn't mean anything, because, fuck it, its a minimum wage job, I don't get any breaks, I'm exploited. I should be doing my job poorly out of spite.

Instead, I get all down about it. It's like 'Aww man, maybe I don't know what real work is. I probably am a lazy slacker, I can't even wash dishes'.

Then it turns out the dishwashing machine was broken the whole time, but instead of being relieved after redeeming myself, I'm like 'Damn emotions y u have to be so touchy'

Ele'ill
26th April 2014, 22:00
you can call me names and do other things like that, all of that is fine but this, it sets me immediately to nuclear winter levels of calculated volcanic wrath, instant mood free fall that is something more venomous, colder and darker than an adder at the edge of deep space, when someone usually a complete stranger takes the time out of their day and asks me 'why don't you smile more' visions pass behind my eyes of the entire earth on fire and I want to drink their blood from a gaping throat wound and drag them into a tree for seconds or thirds

Ele'ill
26th April 2014, 22:10
time slows down as their question passes through me like the Event Horizon and comes out back to them with what is actually the only version of good that is possible within the space that is inside me when someone asks me such things dead space is contagious like a plague and I would like to think that entire segments of their happiest memories in life irretrievably rot away, I hope they forget what a smile is and I hope they never die.

PhoenixAsh
26th April 2014, 22:16
you can call me names and do other things like that, all of that is fine but this, it sets me immediately to nuclear winter levels of calculated volcanic wrath, instant mood free fall that is something more venomous, colder and darker than an adder at the edge of deep space, when someone usually a complete stranger takes the time out of their day and asks me 'why don't you smile more' visions pass behind my eyes of the entire earth on fire and I want to drink their blood from a gaping throat wound and drag them into a tree for seconds or thirds

Aside from the fact that that passage ironically made me smile....you should write. Why don't you write more?

Ele'ill
26th April 2014, 22:22
I used to write a lot but I stopped pretty much completely.

PhoenixAsh
26th April 2014, 22:39
I used to write a lot but I stopped pretty much completely.

I totally signatured that post of yours. If that is not ok let me know.

And you should by the way try and pick it up. Unless you don't want to. But that was some prose.

Ele'ill
26th April 2014, 22:57
Yeah I'm ok with it. Most of my writing was poetry that was an attempt to pinpoint a specific feeling or set of feelings in order to explain something to myself and sometimes to others. If I couldn't work on an issue in that way it wasn't finished in my mind and it often feels like all things have a conclusion although it might change if reworked but versions of it remain and hold some general center. I've always really enjoyed language and words. I hated academic writing circles, poetry readings, critique groups, etc.. although I got into events for free because teachers liked me and thought I could write well

PhoenixAsh
27th April 2014, 01:02
Yeah I'm ok with it. Most of my writing was poetry that was an attempt to pinpoint a specific feeling or set of feelings in order to explain something to myself and sometimes to others. If I couldn't work on an issue in that way it wasn't finished in my mind and it often feels like all things have a conclusion although it might change if reworked but versions of it remain and hold some general center. I've always really enjoyed language and words. I hated academic writing circles, poetry readings, critique groups, etc.. although I got into events for free because teachers liked me and thought I could write well

I haven't seen much of your writing beyond the board. But you do have a noticeable amount of brilliantly constructed posts and word plays. So I think those teachers were on to something.

Have you tried essays and short stories?

Ele'ill
27th April 2014, 18:16
I have thought about essays or less-than-essay opinion pieces on ongoing local situations (city) but never really even seriously attempted it even on the forum here. I'm not a social butterfly but my guess is that it's a combination of hopelessness and discussion/getting it out through usually small group discussion that depletes my desire to write anything.

Sinister Intents
29th April 2014, 14:39
When any body part falls asleep while you're sleeping and you wake up with that horrible pins-and-needles feeling and can't walk :(

Quail
29th April 2014, 20:59
My partner is going to put up a "VOTE GREEN" poster in our window. Ew.

I will perhaps put up a hand-written "DON'T VOTE, ORGANISE" poster next to it...

consuming negativity
29th April 2014, 21:31
There are some really fucking smart people on here who say things I think are absolutely ridiculous. Stop being wrong disagreeing with me. :mad:

Rosa Partizan
29th April 2014, 22:01
There are some really fucking smart people on here who say things I think are absolutely ridiculous. Stop being wrong disagreeing with me. :mad:

hmmmm....okay :o

Leftsolidarity
29th April 2014, 23:42
Since I live at a punk co-op that has a big reputation around here, my girlfriend is apparently ordered by the court to not be here anymore even to visit.

First of all she shouldn't even be on probation at all. Then her Probation Officer who "knows what happens here" said she couldn't spend the night and could only visit. She said "you could stay if they let me in to look through the house" HA! Yeah right you piece of shit the city already condemned us on bullshit last time they came with an unsigned warrant. Like I'm really going to invite you in to pull the same.

And today her judge immediately said "I know what goes on there" and said she's not able to visit at all. Which strikes me as less than legal but I've never been on probation as a minor so I'm not sure.

I would really like to know what these courthouse pieces of trash think they "know" about my own fucking house. If that fucker knew anything she would have actually signed a god damn warrant before! They don't have shit on us other than their backhanded ways to punish people around us. They have vague rumors that are almost all not true about it being some junkie den that has fights and thefts, etc.

Fuck the courts.

Rugged Collectivist
30th April 2014, 00:25
"But RC, some things are just objectively (morally) wrong!"

"How?"

"Because they just are!"

:mad::mad::mad:

BIXX
30th April 2014, 06:36
"But RC, some things are just objectively (morally) wrong!"

"How?"

"Because they just are!"

:mad::mad::mad:


I FUCKlNG |-|ATE T|-|AT.

Also fuck the "anti-caps lock" shit. Oh wait I think I just found a more creative way to do it than I just did. One moment.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
30th April 2014, 14:11
When any body part falls asleep while you're sleeping and you wake up with that horrible pins-and-needles feeling and can't walk :(

How about waking up to take a piss and realising both your arms are sleeping. Not much fun. (arms are fucking heavy!)

Sinister Intents
30th April 2014, 15:29
How about waking up to take a piss and realising both your arms are sleeping. Not much fun. (arms are fucking heavy!)

I've had that happen but I sit down when I pee :P which still isn't very easy when you're struggling to unbutton jeans :grin:

Sinister Intents
30th April 2014, 16:19
There is a certain left wing political ideology that as of late annoys the living shit out of me. I don't want to start tendency based violence or anything. I can't say which specific tendency.

Rosa Partizan
30th April 2014, 16:27
The Jay criticizing me for not capitalizing properly.

Quail
30th April 2014, 16:30
My partner is going to put up a "VOTE GREEN" poster in our window. Ew.

I will perhaps put up a hand-written "DON'T VOTE, ORGANISE" poster next to it...

I've put up my poster... But ugh I actually feel kind of mortified that my house is an advert for the goddamn Green Party.

Sinister Intents
30th April 2014, 16:35
I've put up my poster... But ugh I actually feel kind of mortified that my house is an advert for the goddamn Green Party.

Be happy its not a fash party :(

Ele'ill
1st May 2014, 02:27
may day is worse than a pay check

Rugged Collectivist
1st May 2014, 02:31
My sister's cat. Holy shit I hate it with all of my soul.

Ele'ill
1st May 2014, 02:41
someone at work told me that someone else was singing DMX's Get It On The Floor, I didn't even hear them singing it, and now it is stuck in my head so naturally I am listening to it at the library

Sinister Intents
2nd May 2014, 16:47
Dropping my pick inside my acoustic guitar and small adorable animals under my bed.

Quail
2nd May 2014, 17:01
The sofa ate the ball from my scaffold bar.

Rosa Partizan
2nd May 2014, 17:10
women in facebook quoting shit like 2pac "Keep your head up, legs closed, eyes open".

Makes me wanna smash them so hard. Sometimes it's so hard to have sympathy for women slutshaming each other.

Sinister Intents
3rd May 2014, 20:15
The fact that whenever I try to read out in the living room my parents seem to find the need to start a conversation and talk loudly.

Ele'ill
4th May 2014, 18:11
males white knighting by accusing other males of white knighting

Rosa Partizan
4th May 2014, 18:23
the discussion with phoenix. makes me wanna chop off his head.

Ele'ill
4th May 2014, 18:27
the discussion with phoenix. makes me wanna chop off his head.

I am reading that thread

BIXX
4th May 2014, 18:28
the discussion with phoenix. makes me wanna chop off his head.


I don't even understand it Anymore. I thought you both sounded reasonable but then I just got confused.

Sinister Intents
4th May 2014, 18:52
the discussion with phoenix. makes me wanna chop off his head.

It is really shitty :( I'm sorry that's happened Rosa.

Rosa Partizan
4th May 2014, 18:53
nawwww sinister :wub: it's all fine, I'm not gonna answer anymore anyway.

Ele'ill
4th May 2014, 18:56
probably best

The Intransigent Faction
4th May 2014, 23:05
I'm really fucking oversensitive to noise. It's incredibly distracting if I'm trying to respond to a post, or do plenty of other things.

I know, noise-cancelling headphones, exposure and desensitization, blahblahblah...it's just taking a while to "readjust", if I even can.

The Intransigent Faction
4th May 2014, 23:07
The fact that whenever I try to read out in the living room my parents seem to find the need to start a conversation and talk loudly.

So yeah, this, among other noise. :)

Futility Personified
5th May 2014, 12:46
Those £2 notepads that seem absolutely determined to fall apart in your bag so when you're trying to find what you've written you have to hump through all these blank bits of paper and loose scribblings, leaving paper everywhere like a broken printer with diahorrea.

Ele'ill
6th May 2014, 01:52
I think I am a pretty annoying person, so if you are annoyed by something I'm probably annoyed by it too.

*like this post 'oh hey look its Mari3L fishing for compliments again' (I'm not, I actually annoy myself)

Domela Nieuwenhuis
6th May 2014, 05:35
I think I am a pretty annoying person, so if you are annoyed by something I'm probably annoyed by it too.

*like this post 'oh hey look its Mari3L fishing for compliments again' (I'm not, I actually annoy myself)

I get annoyed alot too. Especially by myself.

Quail
6th May 2014, 11:20
I wrote this on my module evaluation form:

It's called Geometry I but there is no Geometry II and that has been annoying me all year.

Ele'ill
7th May 2014, 02:17
radicals and leftists and others who attempt to be as socially manipulative and as hurtful as they want while adhering to and projecting a rule of non-interpersonal violence so they feel safe and comfortable hurting whoever they want

I am not committed to interpersonal non-violence

Bad Grrrl Agro
7th May 2014, 02:24
Lately, being so far from everything here in rural North Cack.

Quail
7th May 2014, 02:35
I'm watching Cowboy Bebop and okay, it's an interesting show, but... FFS do we really need so many creep shots of Faye's boobs/arse? She's also wearing at least 50% less than the male characters. Even if she's supposed to be attractive to the audience, you can definitely achieve that without all the gratuitous creep shots.

#FF0000
7th May 2014, 02:52
I'm watching Cowboy Bebop and okay, it's an interesting show, but... FFS do we really need so many creep shots of Faye's boobs/arse? She's also wearing at least 50% less than the male characters. Even if she's supposed to be attractive to the audience, you can definitely achieve that without all the gratuitous creep shots.

Anime.

Faye ends up being one of the most interesting characters in the show anyway so keep with it it's worth it

Ele'ill
7th May 2014, 02:58
remember when adult swim was good

Quail
7th May 2014, 02:59
I'm going to watch the rest of it anyway, but it's just so creepy and annoying the way that not just anime, but basically all tv shows do this with female characters.

Bad Grrrl Agro
7th May 2014, 03:14
Anime.

Anime is annoying as shit.

Naroc
7th May 2014, 07:26
Pouring coffee hot as hell and mordor together over my legs sucks ass.

Sinister Intents
7th May 2014, 13:22
Waking up

A Revolutionary Tool
8th May 2014, 18:14
Getting a new number and getting texts/calls from people I don't know who are trying to reach the last person with this number. No, I'm not going to bob and Lisa's tonight, I don't know you, stop texting this number!

Rugged Collectivist
8th May 2014, 18:39
I found a small larva in my hair (that's what I get for going in the woods) and now I'm paranoid that there are more. I gave my hair a good combing and didn't find anything but I can't shake the feeling there are more... somewhere.

Sent from my C6522N using Tapatalk

Domela Nieuwenhuis
9th May 2014, 07:18
Rain.

Seriously world, is my life not depressing enough already?

Luc
10th May 2014, 12:27
having 8 fucking emails 'cos reasons

also I dropped half my fucking buffalo chicken pizza again. what a fucking waste :crying: fuck! :cursing:

Rosa Partizan
10th May 2014, 12:30
it's 1:30 pm and I'm sitting here in my pyjamas although I have a ton of stuff to do :mad:
so, yeah, my own laziness basically.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
11th May 2014, 21:39
having 8 fucking emails 'cos reasons

also I dropped half my fucking buffalo chicken pizza again. what a fucking waste :crying: fuck! :cursing:

It must fall into a pile of shit if i'm not to pick it up, dust it off and eat it anyway.
Building a strong immunesystem and saving money ;)

Quail
11th May 2014, 21:47
It must fall into a pile of shit if i'm not to pick it up, dust it off and eat it anyway.
Building a strong immunesystem and saving money ;)

Yeah... I'm the same. Most people here have the "two second" or "five second" rule for dropped food but I always thought it was the "ten second" rule... Still, dropped food is probably always going to get a bit dirty. But whatever.

Ele'ill
11th May 2014, 21:48
i hate dropping lids to peanut butter and other similar stuff and it has hair on it afterwards

Quail
11th May 2014, 21:56
I think the remaining mice in my house are quite clever and they know to avoid the traps. Damn it.

Bad Grrrl Agro
11th May 2014, 22:13
i hate dropping lids to peanut butter and other similar stuff and it has hair on it afterwards

I'll eat food of the sidewalk without knowing how long its been there, but if it is something that stuff will stick to, forget about it.

consuming negativity
11th May 2014, 22:13
pollen

Trap Queen Voxxy
11th May 2014, 22:56
RL, still assholes a plenty, wow.

The Intransigent Faction
12th May 2014, 03:28
Rain.

Seriously world, is my life not depressing enough already?

Sun.

It makes the world all bright and colourful and loud and hot and irritating.

Bad Grrrl Agro
12th May 2014, 03:42
Oxygen

Domela Nieuwenhuis
12th May 2014, 05:49
Oxygen

Okay,i can get the rain and sun...but oxygen?

consuming negativity
12th May 2014, 07:01
Okay,i can get the rain and sun...but oxygen?

It makes bread get stale and is destroying the ozone layer. I can see it.

Fuck oxygen.

*holds breath*

Bad Grrrl Agro
12th May 2014, 07:55
Those trees and their oxygen making. Chop those fuckers down!

Rosa Partizan
12th May 2014, 08:07
getting up for work, especially on Mondays. As a consequence of that, dropping your electric toothbrush and have it fall on your foot, with that sharp metal top ahead. Go me! :glare:

Bad Grrrl Agro
12th May 2014, 08:27
getting up for work, especially on Mondays. As a consequence of that, dropping your electric toothbrush and have it fall on your foot, with that sharp metal top ahead. Go me! :glare:

Electric tooth brushes are awesome if you get the right kind you can rig up a homemade tattoo gun.

Rosa Partizan
12th May 2014, 08:44
you're totally fucked up, in a good way though :laugh::wub:

Bad Grrrl Agro
12th May 2014, 08:48
you're totally fucked up, in a good way though :laugh::wub:

Oh I am the definition of fucked up...

Rosa Partizan
12th May 2014, 15:37
so they blocked revleft at work not only for my computer there, but also for wireless lan.

The reason is ridiculous.

http://www.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/screenshot2014zs8t2plujh.png

BIXX
12th May 2014, 15:49
so they blocked revleft at work not only for my computer there, but also for wireless lan.

The reason is ridiculous.

http://www.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/screenshot2014zs8t2plujh.png


Top lel

Seriously what the fuck though?

Bad Grrrl Agro
12th May 2014, 17:51
so they blocked revleft at work not only for my computer there, but also for wireless lan.

The reason is ridiculous.

http://www.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/screenshot2014zs8t2plujh.png

Damn leftists and their anti-ruling-class hate speech...

Jajaja!

Bad Grrrl Agro
13th May 2014, 05:42
What annoys me is how I see a post I like. I go to click the like button only to realize I already liked it five minutes before. I reckon I've taken too much impact to the head.

consuming negativity
13th May 2014, 05:53
What annoys me is how I see a post I like. I go to click the like button only to realize I already liked it five minutes before. I reckon I've taken too much impact to the head.

Or even worse, when you're looking through a thread with some history on it and you want to thank a post but the button is no longer there. You can't show your appreciation for the post, and sending a PM or whatever would be way too much effort. :unsure:

13th May 2014, 20:24
How in anime people put their hands on the back of their heads.

The Intransigent Faction
14th May 2014, 01:13
There's an election in a month or so here (Ontario provincial). I was just biking home and saw two Conservative lawn signs. Every time I see one of those (not just Conservative) I want to knock it over/burn it/make a large hole in it/deface it somehow. Damn petty-bourgeois suburbanites...

Bad Grrrl Agro
14th May 2014, 02:15
There's an election in a month or so here (Ontario provincial). I was just biking home and saw two Conservative lawn signs. Every time I see one of those (not just Conservative) I want to knock it over/burn it/make a large hole in it/deface it somehow. Damn petty-bourgeois suburbanites...

Light them on fire. I'd help but I'm not in Canada.

14th May 2014, 06:18
political bumper stickers, regardless of belief. its just plain tacky.

Bad Grrrl Agro
14th May 2014, 06:48
political bumper stickers, regardless of belief. its just plain tacky.

If I had a car, I'd put a bumpersticker that says "all cops are bastards" and I'd sell it to a tweaker bonehead and totally rip the fucker off. Wait to see some meth-head neo-nazis get themselves arrested. That would mak bumperstickers less annoying to me.

Ele'ill
15th May 2014, 02:39
"oh i have a room available in this 4 bedroom apartment i share with my other roommates should I list it under apartment availalbe or room available with roommates???////?// i think im gonna list it under 1bedroom apartment availalbe for rednt because itz 1 bedroom ads;kjgha;sldkhg;lajd;lkjga;lkdsjg;lkjasdg"


"$400/m! btw we are rebranding what 400/m means the number in front of /m means it is the discounted amount off the $3,000/m apartment"





*alright lets check for apartments in the area since I've let the whole thing sit for a few months there's bound to be shit available*

*nothing*

Sinister Intents
15th May 2014, 02:50
I keep getting shocked

The Intransigent Faction
15th May 2014, 06:31
So, I complained before about the Conservative lawn signs (rain has thwarted my arson daydreams), but right now Facebook is just flooded with people sharing the Liberal Premier's propaganda. I know the Cons are full of shit and all, but I'm seriously tempted to troll some people with this:

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/p403x403/10294339_10152157554594107_1952578489205456874_n.p ng

The Intransigent Faction
15th May 2014, 06:37
I keep getting shocked

Stop that! :mad:

PC LOAD LETTER
17th May 2014, 21:49
Getting a new number and getting texts/calls from people I don't know who are trying to reach the last person with this number. No, I'm not going to bob and Lisa's tonight, I don't know you, stop texting this number!
You should pretend to know them and go hang out at Bob and Lisa's. Bring Jenga or something.

Rosa Partizan
17th May 2014, 22:15
Bayern Munich. Every fucking time.

The Intransigent Faction
18th May 2014, 01:37
I feel like if I were locked away for a month in a soundproof booth with no internet connection and a bunch of pens and paper, I would write some awesome shit. Of course, I'd probably also lose my mind by the end. Guess I have to get used to the bright and noisy world as it is!

Quail
18th May 2014, 18:58
My son poked me really hard in the eye last week (by accident). It's feeling really itchy and looks red and inflamed now :unsure: I think it may be infected.

Ele'ill
18th May 2014, 20:04
really annoying thing is searching for music from the early to mid 90's and not being able to find anything because folks want to cling to the 90's cause it was way cooler than the last decade and a half so they make playlists that is like 99-2014 so they can count it as 90's cause they only remember 99/late 90's slop and its like they don't even realize some how that there was 'the other years in the 90's' too filled with better music and its usually at this point that i simply retreat my search all the way back into the 80's and beyond out of a deep hatred for idiot hipsters, the folks who are like early 20's trying to talk at me about how cool slap wrist bracelets and kneaded erasers were ya i know shitheap i didn't live it vicariously 20 years later fucking christ just stop the cpr it's fucking dead and you were never there and will never experience it as it was /snob

Ele'ill
18th May 2014, 20:13
I mean back in the early to mid 90's you could sit down while fucking high and watch a dumb show like beavis and butthead and actually discover new music, remember when mtv played cartoon short films no you don't remember that at all because even your high tech patched into the grid of history hipster internet sites only show you a limited spectrum of what was the actual 1990's. The theme songs for tv shows created and aired in the actual 90's are better than mainstream anthems that are pushed as real music now.

this fucking person i work with is one of these people and they have an 80's playlist without kate bush

Domela Nieuwenhuis
19th May 2014, 07:58
^^^^ This is so true!!!

Ceallach_the_Witch
19th May 2014, 09:53
this fucking person i work with is one of these people and they have an 80's playlist without kate bush


I thought there was a cosmic law against that or something

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
19th May 2014, 12:50
My neighbour / person in the cubicle next to me...just hate her voice and her inane chatter and singing crap pop songs to herself

Ceallach_the_Witch
19th May 2014, 14:12
my knee joints are hurting again, i'll assume its something to do with humidity idk.

exeexe
19th May 2014, 15:25
When someone is too much cute

Domela Nieuwenhuis
19th May 2014, 15:38
My stomach hurts from gastric acid and i am getting fat. I probably should cease all intake of sugars and such.
I really want to quit sugars, but my mind is telling me: "Buy the soda! Eat the candy!"

Fuck me...:(

Quail
19th May 2014, 15:40
I want to comment on something someone posted in a facebook group but I can't be bothered with the barrage of notifications which will inevitably follow.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
19th May 2014, 15:42
My stomach hurts from gastric acid and i am getting fat. I probably should cease all intake of sugars and such.
I really want to quit sugars, but my mind is telling me: "Buy the soda! Eat the candy!"

Fuck me...:(

On a further note: i can't even drink water. It gives me heartburn. Is that even normal?

Quail
19th May 2014, 15:56
On a further note: i can't even drink water. It gives me heartburn. Is that even normal?

Take some antacids and maybe see a doctor if it continues?

Also on the list of things that annoy me: my son yelling the words to the sonic theme tune.

exeexe
19th May 2014, 17:36
On a further note: i can't even drink water. It gives me heartburn. Is that even normal?
Your water is proberbly polluted. Try buy some water in a local shop and see how it goes. Last year on two occasions my water was polluted. I could taste it. it had a strange aluminum taste to it. So i bought some 8-10 liters of water or something that i have stored should it happen again.

Ro Laren
19th May 2014, 23:04
Water is probably washing the acid back up into your esophagus. Try not to bend down or lay down, and when you do lay down, lay on your left side.

Magnesium based antacids work the best for quick relief, and I've had a lot of success with acid reducers like Zantac. I had chronic gastritis for years and was constantly dealing with heartburn. It suuuuuucks.

Trap Queen Voxxy
19th May 2014, 23:11
That whenever good things happen to me I tend to over analyze it, not trust it and then ultimately destroy it for no reason and then lament it severly later forevers.

As for antacids, I have bad reflux and any generic tablet of calcium
carbonate at about 1-2,000 mgs always does the trick. Stop drinking the water and either look into investing into simple filters or iodine or boiling your water first. Buy bottles water is stupid and the bottles can't be safely reused either.

Ceallach_the_Witch
19th May 2014, 23:17
overanalysing and ruining good things

regretting that

acid reflux


are you...

me?

Ele'ill
20th May 2014, 01:43
today at work i had a pretty much turquoise shirt with pink and green lettering so i wore black skin tight jeans and heeled black dress shoes and tied the 90's colored shirt off in a 90's femme way and let my disgusting white under tank hang out from underneath and left snot all over my septum ring today was 90's femme-slob day and i also played my actual 90's music playlist look at me actualizing my unfettered rage destroy what destroys you

20th May 2014, 08:22
Undergraduate studies don't seem much "deeper" than what I did in HS

Domela Nieuwenhuis
20th May 2014, 08:36
Your water is proberbly polluted. Try buy some water in a local shop and see how it goes. Last year on two occasions my water was polluted. I could taste it. it had a strange aluminum taste to it. So i bought some 8-10 liters of water or something that i have stored should it happen again.


Stop drinking the water and either look into investing into simple filters or iodine or boiling your water first. Buy bottles water is stupid and the bottles can't be safely reused either.

The Netherlands have the best filtered water. It doesn't taste weird too. It's mostly when i have had heartburn earlier that day that water fucks it up again. So i guess Ro Laren is probably right.


I should drink less soda too, right?

Jesus christ, why don't i take care of myself better? :(

BIXX
20th May 2014, 08:50
The Netherlands have the best filtered water. It doesn't taste weird too. It's mostly when i have had heartburn earlier that day that water fucks it up again. So i guess Ro Laren is probably right.





I should drink less soda too, right?



Jesus christ, why don't i take care of myself better? :(


No worries, I'm in the same boat. I take shirty care of myself.

Leftsolidarity
20th May 2014, 14:54
fuck the dmv. shittiest fucking hours that I can barely get to with work. then get told I need to go to a different location. OH! you traded your expired license for an ID to get a job recently? now you get to take a driving test as well which means you'll need to have a vehicle with legal papers to be driving and take many more hours.

Trap Queen Voxxy
20th May 2014, 19:59
overanalysing and ruining good things

regretting that

acid reflux


are you...

me?

Yes, I am. We need to take Selfie to a whole nother level.

Leftsolidarity
22nd May 2014, 18:54
a random crackhead in my house waking me up at 3am pounding on my door saying "give me a condom" so she can go fuck this other random guy I don't know downstairs on the couch.

rage mode activated

23rd May 2014, 19:01
a random crackhead in my house waking me up at 3am pounding on my door saying "give me a condom" so she can go fuck this other random guy I don't know downstairs on the couch.

rage mode activated

why is there a cluckhead in your house?

Rosa Partizan
23rd May 2014, 19:29
no coffee at home. total worst case scenario.

The Intransigent Faction
24th May 2014, 04:54
no coffee at home. total worst case scenario.

You have my most sincere sympathies. :(

Quail
24th May 2014, 11:55
I smashed a bottle of vinegar on the floor and now the whole house stinks.

Rosa Partizan
25th May 2014, 15:47
selling a perfume on ebay and I wrote in the text "shipping to Germany only". Nothing unclear about that sentence. Some moron asks "could you send to Cyprus?" and then I see he has already bidden. Goddamn so much ignorance and stupidity on ebay, it's incredible.

Quail
26th May 2014, 14:36
The bank holiday means I get my money a day late so I have no money today.

Sinister Intents
26th May 2014, 15:38
I always fuck up.

consuming negativity
26th May 2014, 15:47
Today is Memorial Day

Sinister Intents
26th May 2014, 17:33
When someone tells me to be myself. Like... What the honest fuck do you think I've been doing? I'm not a fucking child, so don't give me advice that you'd give a child.

27th May 2014, 04:40
Today is Memorial Day

Lets remember all the young men sent out to Vietnam who risk their life for colonialism only to return back to not receive adequate funds from the government that traumatized them.

Quail
27th May 2014, 09:45
The bank holiday means I get my money a day late so I have no money today.

Actually the benefits I normally get have been stopped. So I'm wasting time in a hold queue trying to sort it out FFS.

Quail
27th May 2014, 10:08
I actually want to smash something now. Waited in the hold queue for half an hour, only to get cut off when I finally managed to talk to someone. Called back and then it told me, "We cannot deal with your call at this time. Goodbye." FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES. I have a pound of available funds in my account and you don't even have time to tell me why you've decided to stop paying me.

Lord Testicles
27th May 2014, 16:23
Actually the benefits I normally get have been stopped. So I'm wasting time in a hold queue trying to sort it out FFS.

Hope it gets sorted quickly. My JSA was stopped recently and it took me just over three weeks to get that sorted. I kept phoning them up and they'd say it hasn't been processed yet and I should try and phone back in a few days.

CxH4-aoTlTw

In the end that music made me want to rip Iain Duncan Smiths flesh screaming from his bones. If I never hear fucking Vivaldi ever again it will be too soon.

Quail
28th May 2014, 15:48
When I bake bread and someone just rips chunks out of it instead of slicing it so that now it can't really be sliced and it's probably going to go stale and get wasted.

Luc
30th May 2014, 02:32
running over small animals with a lawn mower. Today was 2 field mice and a baby rabbit :(

Quail
6th June 2014, 18:48
Liberal idiots make my blood boil - why did I get myself into a facebook debate I can't be arsed to finish? WHY?

Quail
6th June 2014, 20:27
Liberal idiots make my blood boil - why did I get myself into a facebook debate I can't be arsed to finish? WHY?

Disable notifications... Blissfully ignore anything else anyone writes. It's kind of frustrating being lectured by a couple of straight white guys about how people should be able to freely express hate speech so that we can debate them and explain why they're wrong. Just... No. I don't want to deal with this right now.

Oh, and they seem to think that my objection to giving hate speech a platform comes from it being "offensive" ugh.

Anglo-Saxon Philistine
6th June 2014, 20:43
Disable notifications... Blissfully ignore anything else anyone writes. It's kind of frustrating being lectured by a couple of straight white guys about how people should be able to freely express hate speech so that we can debate them and explain why they're wrong. Just... No. I don't want to deal with this right now.

Oh, and they seem to think that my objection to giving hate speech a platform comes from it being "offensive" ugh.

But if you don't give them a platform you're just as bad as them.

Because of course you're one of those people who go around beating up straight or white people.

I swear, there lies in most liberals a disgusting, entitled little reactionary prick.

Quail
6th June 2014, 20:51
But if you don't give them a platform you're just as bad as them.


Apparently not giving them a platform is "oppression in itself" :rolleyes:

consuming negativity
6th June 2014, 21:18
Yeah, communists. Stop being such fascists and let them take control and slaughter you. After all, that's what you want, because national socialism also has socialism in it, and Stalin killed way more people than Hitler did. How can you be so dumb and not know this stuff?

Leftsolidarity
7th June 2014, 16:34
Receiving a $2000 electric bill out of nowhere

Quail
8th June 2014, 16:13
^That's not exactly small. Hope it gets sorted.

I hate fucking pollen allergies. I took some allergy medicine but it's done nothing (except make me super sleepy when I need to be awake). Fucking trees.

consuming negativity
8th June 2014, 17:01
^That's not exactly small. Hope it gets sorted.

I hate fucking pollen allergies. I took some allergy medicine but it's done nothing (except make me super sleepy when I need to be awake). Fucking trees.

Benadryl is the best allergy medicine. However, for some reason I'm thinking you're from the UK, and if this is the case, your Benadryl is awful. It doesn't contain diphenhydramine (by far the most potent otc antihistamine) but actually contains acrivastine, which is a "non-sedating" (see: it doesn't work) drug. First-generation antihistamines are the most powerful, but also the most sedating... all of the second/third-generation drugs are just variations on the first gens, which companies eventually just watered down into ineffective doses so they could claim that they're non-sedating. If you need powerful but also to be awake, chlorpheniramine would be the way to go. For me, it's about 3/4 the effectiveness of 50mg Benadryl but with maybe 1/5 of the drowsiness. Alternatively, if you want the "big guns", I know from talking to people in the UK that diphenhydramine can be found in sleeping pills. You may or may not have to ask for them from behind the counter (can't remember..). Depending on your symptoms I could probably give you better recommendations, but then you didn't actually ask for a paragraph of unsolicited drug advice. In any case, hope you feel better soon.

consuming negativity
9th June 2014, 16:12
Benadryl is the best allergy medicine. However, for some reason I'm thinking you're from the UK, and if this is the case, your Benadryl is awful. It doesn't contain diphenhydramine (by far the most potent otc antihistamine) but actually contains acrivastine, which is a "non-sedating" (see: it doesn't work) drug. First-generation antihistamines are the most powerful, but also the most sedating... all of the second/third-generation drugs are just variations on the first gens, which companies eventually just watered down into ineffective doses so they could claim that they're non-sedating. If you need powerful but also to be awake, chlorpheniramine would be the way to go. For me, it's about 3/4 the effectiveness of 50mg Benadryl but with maybe 1/5 of the drowsiness. Alternatively, if you want the "big guns", I know from talking to people in the UK that diphenhydramine can be found in sleeping pills. You may or may not have to ask for them from behind the counter (can't remember..). Depending on your symptoms I could probably give you better recommendations, but then you didn't actually ask for a paragraph of unsolicited drug advice. In any case, hope you feel better soon.

When your allergies get worse as the day goes on, so you up the meds to try to account for it, but then go to sleep and wake up the next day to find that you're sick. :(

Sinister Intents
9th June 2014, 20:26
I had to cancel my bowling date :( now I feel really shitty... More so than I already do for being sick.

I also meant to put this in PYHO, but fuck it.

How dies cancelling a date for the next day affect you partner? :( :crying:

Quail
9th June 2014, 22:10
I'm sure she'll understand if you're ill.

Zoroaster
9th June 2014, 22:40
How the hell does a homophobic, anti-feminist conservative in my school gets a girlfriend, and people like me, who want women's rights, are single?

Regicollis
9th June 2014, 22:52
Three year olds who act like they are completely deaf when told not to do something and then throws a tantrum if you insist.

MarcusJuniusBrutus
9th June 2014, 23:42
1. a small stone in my shoe

2. advertising. actually that is more than a small thing. First they ruined the visual landscape. They they ruined print media. Then they ruined TV, at least in the USA. Now they have ruined the internet. Tell you what, corporations, I'll let you know if I need something from you, so kindly fuck off.

MarcusJuniusBrutus
9th June 2014, 23:42
When I bake bread and someone just rips chunks out of it instead of slicing it so that now it can't really be sliced and it's probably going to go stale and get wasted.

Yeah, that is a total asshole move.

The Intransigent Faction
10th June 2014, 05:30
That moment when someone you had a crush on for a long time says something like "Unfortunately, most people don't realize Ayn Rand's wisdom".

:rolleyes:

consuming negativity
10th June 2014, 07:37
That moment when someone you had a crush on for a long time says something like "Unfortunately, most people don't realize Ayn Rand's wisdom".

:rolleyes:

This happened to me before, although the person in question wasn't a crush. Was actually a very good, close friend of mine who had always given me good advice and been there for me - and me for them as well. Asked if I could bounce some ideas around for a philosophy paper I had to write, and within five minutes I'm hearing the most ridiculous shit ever. Turns out they'd been reading Ayn Rand. The worst part about it is since I asked for their help, in order to not be a complete shit to who was probably my best friend at the time, I had to actually include some of these ideas in my paper. I didn't even know people got into Ayn Rand after the age of 17 but apparently it persists throughout the 20s.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
10th June 2014, 08:00
Life...

(sorry for the one liner post, but any more explanaition would be redundant)

consuming negativity
14th June 2014, 17:54
Small talk. Even worse, those people who expect you to talk to them about nothing important but won't actually start the conversation that they want themselves.

Bad comedians that are still famous. Also, white people who complain about "political correctness run amok" but will regularly admit to thinking Jeff Dunham is /hilarious/.

People bragging about being a good parent, good driver, or anything else that everybody thinks they're good at when they're actually terrible. In fact, if you brag about your driving or parenting abilities, you're almost always going to be shittier than average.

That seemingly no thermostat in the history of humanity has offered even a .5 decimal point which would be insanely useful for like eight reasons, but that most will gladly make your dwelling "snow" or "sun" temperature which nobody ever uses.

Redistribute the Rep
14th June 2014, 18:03
The fact that people think basic science(climate science, evolution) is all just a communist conspiracy

Leftsolidarity
15th June 2014, 07:21
When work needs you to do "just 1 last thing" before you leave

Quail
15th June 2014, 15:39
My partner had a party, fucked off to a rave without his phone and left me to clean everything up before my son gets back. Fanfuckingtastic.

Sinister Intents
15th June 2014, 15:45
The tidiness of my bedroom. Also when my mom and I clean up the house, smd then my sister gets home smd everything looks so much worse. Even my own room, because apparently she needs to borrow things that she doesn't know where they are so she digs a bit.

Sinister Intents
15th June 2014, 15:46
Also typos from my cellphone because I'm blind without glasses

Ele'ill
16th June 2014, 22:16
tendency polls/threads

BIXX
17th June 2014, 07:18
How the hell does a homophobic, anti-feminist conservative in my school gets a girlfriend, and people like me, who want women's rights, are single?


You might give off a little of the nice guy syndrome. At least, that's what this post reeks of.


That moment when someone you had a crush on for a long time says something like "Unfortunately, most people don't realize Ayn Rand's wisdom".

:rolleyes:


This has to be he funniest shit ever.

The thing that pisses me off: thinking you got a job that is paying you but it turns out (come interview time) they won't pay a 17 years old but you're already at the interview so you can't just be like "oh FTFY I'm outta this shit" you gotta just sit there and pretend to be grateful then you run 3 hrs of errands and then your bus doesn't arrive for half an hour so you miss fun times with a friend and then your night is ruined.

Dude my first day of work blew.

Futility Personified
17th June 2014, 23:00
Pretty sure my OKCupid is fucked and isn't receiving messages, which is probably better than not getting anything but still annoying as fuck. Even more annoying is actually being annoyed by this.

Rosa Partizan
18th June 2014, 14:25
my fucking colleague is annoying the shit out of me, to the point that I escaped to the kitchen and write this post with my smartphone. Shr tells stupid random stories all the time and jumps from one to another, so that no one knows what shes actually talking bout. To make it worse, we ve been alone in office since 2 pm and I cant stand her anymore, and she doesnt get it, although I hardly answer her and behave really impolite. Goddamn this is the first time at work that I d like to be ddrunk.

#FF0000
18th June 2014, 15:18
How the hell does a homophobic, anti-feminist conservative in my school gets a girlfriend, and people like me, who want women's rights, are single?

Because being about treating women like people doesn't mean women are gonna throw themselves at your feet.

Also he might be really outgoing or something. Who knows.

#FF0000
18th June 2014, 15:19
I can't find my wallet and my hard drive has bad sectors. I have to reformat becuase CHKDSK won't fix it.

Zoroaster
18th June 2014, 15:34
To #FF0000:

Fair point.

Rosa Partizan
18th June 2014, 16:00
Is he treating them like shit and they still stay with him? If so, you're glad not to be with them, believe me.

TheSocialistMetalhead
18th June 2014, 17:47
Also typos from my cellphone because I'm blind without glasses

I know dat feel bro.

Also: the sun shining on my face when i wake up

Quail
18th June 2014, 17:53
The touchpad on my laptop is slightly broken and the mouse sometimes just randomly jumps all around the screen.

I also accidentally put too much mint in my curry so it was too minty.

The Intransigent Faction
19th June 2014, 22:35
Louis Theroux's documentaries. Something about his style is just so superficial and stupid, and he generally approaches his subjects with an at least somewhat contrived sense of empathy that comes across more as a holier-than-thou attitude.

Quail
20th June 2014, 01:40
God damn fucking video adverts which are somehow timed to begin playing obnoxiously loudly over the video you're streaming 20 or so minutes in. Need to get adblocker.

Psycho P and the Freight Train
20th June 2014, 01:48
Louis Theroux's documentaries. Something about his style is just so superficial and stupid, and he generally approaches his subjects with an at least somewhat contrived sense of empathy that comes across more as a holier-than-thou attitude.

Haha, I think it's mainly because that man is the definition of fucking neutral. He literally will not give a single indication that he is opposed to the group he interviews even though he is.

Did you see the one where he spent time with that white nationalist family? They asked if he was Jewish and even though he wasn't Jewish he refused to give an answer because he didn't want to imply that being Jewish was something negative. I actually think that's pretty damn cool and brave in a way. If he is Jewish, that's even braver, but yeah.

Anyway, I know what you mean but I enjoy his shit. :lol:

The Intransigent Faction
20th June 2014, 04:34
Haha, I think it's mainly because that man is the definition of fucking neutral. He literally will not give a single indication that he is opposed to the group he interviews even though he is.

Did you see the one where he spent time with that white nationalist family? They asked if he was Jewish and even though he wasn't Jewish he refused to give an answer because he didn't want to imply that being Jewish was something negative. I actually think that's pretty damn cool and brave in a way. If he is Jewish, that's even braver, but yeah.

Anyway, I know what you mean but I enjoy his shit. :lol:

I've only seen part of that one, but nah, he seems to make it pretty damn obvious. Particularly in the one where he may as well have rode around in a cop car through neighbourhoods full of meth addicts, while yelling "Why do you do drugs? WHY?"

Psycho P and the Freight Train
20th June 2014, 04:55
I've only seen part of that one, but nah, he seems to make it pretty damn obvious. Particularly in the one where he may as well have rode around in a cop car through neighbourhoods full of meth addicts, while yelling "Why do you do drugs? WHY?"

Hmm damn, haven't seen his stuff in a long time. Yeah that's definitely fucked up.

Domela Nieuwenhuis
23rd June 2014, 11:08
My renewed political apathy.

Ritalin works great, but i aparently stopped carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders and have been dealing with my own shit for the last two weeks now.

La Comédie Noire
24th June 2014, 17:48
When you're reading something fairly difficult or technical and some smug douchebag says the phrase "Ah, trying to understand that?" Usually it's a dude and usually it's the type of dude who thinks everyone in class wants to hear his opinions about everything. He's the type of dude who has made books his thing and it is his thing.

That's the number one reason I don't read books in public anymore. I don't want some ape man to come over and piss all over me. "Listen this awesome centuries old Idea? I gotta make it all about me and my brilliance."

I don't get it. The more I read, the less I talk because it fills me with doubt.

Futility Personified
24th June 2014, 21:20
We live in a technologically dependent society these days, a world of glistening plastics and shimmering screens. So i'd like to take a moment out to give an olde worlde, old skool fuck you to! Thorns. Fuck you, thorns.

Brandon's Impotent Rage
24th June 2014, 21:33
Those douches who try to compare socialism to nazism because of 'national socialism'.

And when you try to explain how the formal name of the Nazi Party was explicitly created to be all garbled and centrist, they just put their fingers in their ears and go LALALALALALA

Domela Nieuwenhuis
25th June 2014, 14:59
I don't get it. The more I read, the less I talk because it fills me with doubt.

It's like Einstein said: "The more i learn, the more i realise i know nothing."

Црвена
28th June 2014, 17:34
When big corporations make money from selling items with the hammer and sickle or the anarchist symbol on them. :mad::mad::mad:

Ele'ill
28th June 2014, 20:26
When cops won't leave and I can't leave because my stuff is already out on the sidewalk or where ever and they keep saying let me see your hands if I try to start gathering my things

Rosa Partizan
28th June 2014, 22:37
being at my parents' house and having taken my netbook instead of my notebook with me, because, you know, small, and I use it so seldom that I have a hard time writing without looking at the keyboard.

PhoenixAsh
28th June 2014, 23:40
^ first world problems.

(that is for throwing stones at the Dutch kids)


also....wtf is a netbook?

The Intransigent Faction
29th June 2014, 08:21
http://t.news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/bp-oil-spill-company-seeks-return-of-claim-overpayments-1

These bastards just took audacity to a whole new level. (First world problem?).

Rosa Partizan
29th June 2014, 09:38
^ first world problems.

(that is for throwing stones at the Dutch kids)


also....wtf is a netbook?

sth similar to a notebook, but just smaller, 11.6 inches.

motion denied
29th June 2014, 16:49
I wait until I'm hungry to cook... So about the time the food is ready I'm starving. Ugh.

PhoenixAsh
29th June 2014, 16:50
sth similar to a notebook, but just smaller, 11.6 inches.

Size doesn't matter....:closedeyes:

Rosa Partizan
29th June 2014, 17:29
Size doesn't matter....:closedeyes:

yeah that's what guys like you always say :lol:

PhoenixAsh
29th June 2014, 18:13
Well considering the thread title ;)

On a completely unrelated note (I swear O:-) )

Here is a picture of a giant beaver:

http://www.gentedecanaveral.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/WEB_-030_BIG_CE.jpg

And a couple of tiny tits:

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65886000/jpg/_65886819_bluetitfeedinghungrychicksbrettoliver.jp g

Domela Nieuwenhuis
30th June 2014, 07:35
Totally giggled! :laugh:

Domela Nieuwenhuis
30th June 2014, 07:39
Wet pussy:

http://blog.adoptandshop.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/wet-cat.jpg

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
30th June 2014, 10:02
Every time my wife takes a shower, she never ever ever takes towels in with her, so every time she's done, she's calls out to me to fetch one to her.
You knew you were gonna get wet, it's what showers do, so why not take the towels in so you were ready? It makes my tiny little brain bleed.

Quail
30th June 2014, 11:15
Every time my wife takes a shower, she never ever ever takes towels in with her, so every time she's done, she's calls out to me to fetch one to her.
You knew you were gonna get wet, it's what showers do, so why not take the towels in so you were ready? It makes my tiny little brain bleed.

At least she doesn't wander round dripping wet to get a towel or use your towel.

The Intransigent Faction
1st July 2014, 04:44
Myself. Enough said. Often, nothing annoys the shit out of me for no good reason more than myself.

Brandon's Impotent Rage
4th July 2014, 03:59
Anyone who tries to preach communism and ends up sounding like Ragnar Redbeard.

The Intransigent Faction
4th July 2014, 19:55
Anyone who tries to preach communism and ends up sounding like Ragnar Redbeard.

How is that even possible?

Leftsolidarity
5th July 2014, 05:41
My girlfriend is the pickiest eater I've met. She doesn't eat any fruits or vegetables on top of a bunch of other things she won't eat. It drives me up the fucking wall.

Creative Destruction
5th July 2014, 05:46
I've got a bit of an overbite and it's not uncommon for me bite down on my lower lip while I'm eating. It hurts so fucking much, I usually have to punch a wall.

Sinister Intents
5th July 2014, 14:18
Catholicism. Depictions of Jesus, crucifixes. Rosaries and bibles. Fuck your God and fuck your bigoted christian bullshit.

DigitalBluster
5th July 2014, 14:45
Stock market tickers on newscasts. I take it as a personal affront. It's the ruling class rubbing my nose in the fact that the economy, and the news, is about them, not me.

Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant'
7th July 2014, 08:31
Catholicism. Depictions of Jesus, crucifixes. Rosaries and bibles. Fuck your God and fuck your bigoted christian bullshit.

This, agreed.

PhoenixAsh
7th July 2014, 21:21
Goddamnit all to hell.

I had a perfect free online streaming site yesterday but I somehow deleted my search history and now I can't freaking find it anymore.

This sucks.

Ele'ill
7th July 2014, 21:25
and just why did you delete your search history