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blake 3:17
3rd April 2014, 00:38
this is too funny


I was shooting heroin and reading The Fountainhead in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

Bad news, detective. We got a situation.

What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?

Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars worth of bitcoins.

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?

Not yet. But mark my words: were going to figure out who did this and were going to take them down provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.

Easy, chief, I said. Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/03/libertarian-police-department.html

Bostana
3rd April 2014, 00:49
“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!” I yelled.

Bala Perdida
3rd April 2014, 01:03
Jajaja. That quarter part almost killed me.

GiantMonkeyMan
4th April 2014, 15:24
Ha, good find. In the comments was a link to the 'Libertarian Taxi' :grin: :

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