1st to 20,000 posts

[The Feral Underclass]

Soon I will become the first person to reach 20,000 general board posts (my chit-chat count would likely double my post count).

What do I win? Anything less than an adminship would be grossly unfair.

[Ele'ill]

You win the opportunity to work on your rep

[Os Cangaceiros]

What do I win? Anything less than an adminship would be grossly unfair.

You been there and done that. No, friend, an achievement of this magnitude warrants far more than a paltry adminship...

[Sinister Intents]

I'll make you a chicken salad.

[Sentinel]

In the old system of titles, one got the title Presidente for 10 000 posts. Redstar2000 was the only one to reach it then. We really should go back to those cuban revolution titles! :grin:

But yeah maybe we could together decide on some honorary title in a sparkly colour? As for adminship, I concur with Os - it has to be something bigger. Like a sparkly title? ;)

[Quail]

20,000 posts is quite an accomplishment, don't know if I will ever get there. I vote sparkly title!

[Sinister Intents]

20,000 posts is quite an accomplishment, don't know if I will ever get there. I vote sparkly title!

You'll hit 20000 rep points before then :) Sparkly title !!!!

[Sentinel]

Whatever we decide, I do hope that if we decide to give TAT a title, he will want keep it. Remember when he got a kitten and we democratically voted that he should call it 'Comrade Manky von SoupDragon' - and still he went for 'Edith' instead.

Which wasn't even a poll option. This contempt of democracy. :(

[Red Commissar]

We'll reset your post count back to 0. Work harder!

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

20,000 posts is quite an accomplishment, don't know if I will ever get there. I vote sparkly title!

I can't believe you have less than 2,000 posts. You feel like part of the Revleft family!

[TheGodlessUtopian]

I think the most posts I ever saw someone have on a online message board was 50 or 60 thousand. But still, 20 is a lot. The most I ever accumulated on a board was 10,000. We shall celebrate by arguing over whose tendency is the best! Psst... it's mine (says everyone).

[Quail]

I can't believe you have less than 2,000 posts. You feel like part of the Revleft family!

Yeah... I should make more posts maybe :lol:

[The Feral Underclass]

I'll make you a chicken salad.

I'm vegan, but thanks.

[Alexios]

And a few of them are quite good!

[Sinister Intents]

I'm vegan, but thanks.

You'll have transcended your human form, so it won't matter.

[Brotto Rühle]

Reset him to zero at 19 999.

[Sasha]

Whatever we decide, I do hope that if we decide to give TAT a title, he will want keep it. Remember when he got a kitten and we democratically voted that he should call it 'Comrade Manky von SoupDragon' - and still he went for 'Edith' instead.

Which wasn't even a poll option. This contempt of democracy. :(

Nothing for him to want, we can just make him an extra usergroup with an auto promotion, we can give him all kinds of nasty usertitles or embarrassing avatars where he can do nothing about besides stopping with posting :grin:

[adipocere]

In the old system of titles, one got the title Presidente for 10 000 posts. Redstar2000 was the only one to reach it then. We really should go back to those cuban revolution titles! :grin:

But yeah maybe we could together decide on some honorary title in a sparkly colour? As for adminship, I concur with Os - it has to be something bigger. Like a sparkly title? ;)
It always starts this way. Next we will vote to build him a presidential forum with mods acting as gatekeepers and security. Then juniors will be made to work in collective forums and if anyone speaks against the system, they will be banished to the OI concentration camp, and eventually purged.

O wait - it's already like that. :lol:

[The Feral Underclass]

Whatever we decide, I do hope that if we decide to give TAT a title, he will want keep it. Remember when he got a kitten and we democratically voted that he should call it 'Comrade Manky von SoupDragon' - and still he went for 'Edith' instead.

Beautiful Edith

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/388856_4071882229591_743605253_n.jpg

[The Feral Underclass]

Nothing for him to want, we can just make him an extra usergroup with an auto promotion, we can give him all kinds of nasty usertitles or embarrassing avatars where he can do nothing about besides stopping with posting :grin:

You can't get rid of me that easily! :p

[Sentinel]

Aww. Manky is a big cat now! :)

On a more serious note I like Edith. My paternal grandmother was called so actually.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Can we make TATs username flash pink and blue and turn his avatar into a disco ball?

[Sinister Intents]

When he reaches 20,000 posts, we all get to edit his posts,

[synthesis]

Put a little dancing guy in a tuxedo next to his post count, like Psy had for the view count on "Gangnam Style."

[motion denied]

ban him

[BIXX]

I concur with the idea that we should be able to edit all of TAT's posts. Or maybe all of his posts go back to needing to await moderation before they appear on the board :lol:

[Sasha]

So who proposes an 20.000 postcount usergroup with pink usernames and unicorn sparkly avatars in the CU? Let's give TAT a painful lesson in board democracy... :lol:

[Quail]

So who proposes an 20.000 postcount usergroup with pink usernames and unicorn sparkly avatars in the CU? Let's give TAT a painful lesson in board democracy... :lol:

I think pink usernames and sparkly avatars sound cool though.

[Sasha]

Yeah me too actually, I'm far off from the 20000 still though..

[The Feral Underclass]

I think pink usernames and sparkly avatars sound cool though.

I would absolutely love to have a pink username! :wub:

[Sinister Intents]

I dare you to find your first post!!!

[TheGodlessUtopian]

Lets make the pink usernames and sparkly avatars at 10k posts; 20k earns rainbow username.

[Sinister Intents]

Remember this 2006 thread :P When you got 10,000: http://www.revleft.com/vb/10-000-posts-t54740/index.html

[The Feral Underclass]

Remember this 2006 thread :P When you got 10,000: http://www.revleft.com/vb/10-000-posts-t54740/index.html

Naked pictures...Lol.

Thank you for bringing this screaming back to my attention.

[The Feral Underclass]

Oh my god, that is truly sensational! Whomever did that, I love you with all my heart.

(Though I've not turned 20,000 yet :p)

[Sentinel]

Oh my god, that is truly sensational! Whomever did that, I love you with all my heart.

(Though I've not turned 20,000 yet :p)

It's for the user with the largest amount of posts. So you will be unique in having it, unless someone surpasses you ;)

[Sinister Intents]

Fuck yeah!!!! 10,000 is a long way away...

[The Feral Underclass]

It's for the user with the largest amount of posts. So you will be unique in having it, unless someone surpasses you ;)

I will work hard to defend my crown.

[The Feral Underclass]

I have come out of invisible mode to mark this momentous occasion.

[BIXX]

May I spam the boards to beat TAT to 20000 posts?

[Sinister Intents]

May I spam the boards to beat TAT to 20000 posts?

Only if I can join you

[Sasha]

like my present too? :lol:

[The Feral Underclass]

like my present too? :lol:

Amazing! :wub: Great choice of colour, too.

[motion denied]

Such a joyful thread... this is all very very strange and wrong.

Time to discuss the Kronstadt rebellion or the Great Purges.

[Zukunftsmusik]

Naked pictures...Lol.

Did you receive any?

[Art Vandelay]

I am extremely jealous of this pink username.

[Decolonize The Left]

What. the. fuck. Who gave TAT the awesome colors? And just for posting a bunch? - PS: He hasn't even reached 20k yet. I hereby declare the TAT-Investigation-Committee. We will go back through all of his posts and delete all which are not pertinent to the thread in question. Then we'll see how "prolific" he really is. Asshole.

[Sinister Intents]

What. the. fuck. Who gave TAT the awesome colors? And just for posting a bunch? - PS: He hasn't even reached 20k yet. I hereby declare the TAT-Investigation-Committee. We will go back through all of his posts and delete all which are not pertinent to the thread in question. Then we'll see how "prolific" he really is. Asshole.

He's made WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO many posts, so he's already beyond 20,000 most definitely with non counted posts. How's your social life TAT?

[Art Vandelay]

I vote we change the usernames of the CU to the color pink, and then change the color of the username of 'revlefts most prolific poster' to blue. :p That way tat gets the same old color and I get a pretty pink name. :)

[The Feral Underclass]

Did you receive any?

Alas, no.

[#FF0000]

y'all gave me a blue name just so TAT could one-up me

i'm done i hate revleft

[Quail]

I vote we change the usernames of the CU to the color pink, and then change the color of the username of 'revlefts most prolific poster' to blue. :p That way tat gets the same old color and I get a pretty pink name. :)

But then I won't get a pink name. :crying:

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

I dare you to find your first post!!!

"Hi i'm TAT and, whoever you are, i'm probably going to be rude to you as I ascend to pink username status".

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

y'all gave me a blue name just so TAT could one-up me

i'm done i hate revleft

When did they let you into the CU, you renegade?

[#FF0000]

When did they let you into the CU, you renegade?

The other day, nerd.

[Ele'ill]

at 20k the little glowing orb next to the name is replaced with a unicorn (and it lights up)

[Sasha]

There is actually a possibility to give him an sparkly unicorn through the badge system, I'm on it, though maybe we should starting to discuss this with the rest of the admins at some point.
Though having the "behave or we take your pony and pink name away again" power over him might appeal to them.

[Ele'ill]

the lines in the avatar should be pink too btw

[Rusty Shackleford]

needs more shitposting and repmongering

[The Feral Underclass]

There is actually a possibility to give him an sparkly unicorn through the badge system, I'm on it, though maybe we should starting to discuss this with the rest of the admins at some point.
Though having the "behave or we take your pony and pink name away again" power over him might appeal to them.

Hey! I'm a good boy.

[G4b3n]

I'm vegan, but thanks.

pssts, anarchists and their anarcho-veganism.

[The Feral Underclass]

Yeah, it's called respect for life. :p


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[Sinister Intents]

I like turtles. TAT's profile pic should be a turtle when he's officially 20,000.

[TheGodlessUtopian]

BAN FUN!!!

I agree. "Fun" is a class enemy, a bourgeois deviation. In the glorious workers paradise there will only be clean, efficient intellectual study and labor; video games, manga and pulp fiction, action movies, and poppy music will all be destroyed! (as well as certain strains of colorful words meant to promote indecent morals).

To do this a fun police will have to be erected where house-to-house searches become the norm. If anyone is found with anything approaching non-intellectual or serious merchandise, such as Barnie the Disonsuar videos or postmodern guides to hitchhiking galaxies, there will be a public burning and flogging.

In such a world this hunt becomes the new fun... which means a new hunt must be enacted...

[Sinister Intents]

I agree. "Fun" is a class enemy, a bourgeois deviation. In the glorious workers paradise there will only be clean, efficient intellectual study and labor; video games, manga and pulp fiction, action movies, and poppy music will all be destroyed! (as well as certain strains of colorful words meant to promote indecent morals).

To do this a fun police will have to be erected where house-to-house searches become the norm. If anyone is found with anything approaching non-intellectual or serious merchandise, such as Barnie the Disonsuar videos or postmodern guides to hitchhiking galaxies, there will be a public burning and flogging.

In such a world this hunt becomes the new fun... which means a new hunt must be enacted...

Indeed! We'll also have to create anti-fun committees and put security cameras in every place where people can go. We'll create a 'God' type entity to police the immoral fun loving humans. It'll kill them with fire when fun is detected. If a child laughs, a dog picks up it's favorite ball, a women finds her favorite comic, then they'll be persecuted for enjoying things. We must also ban sex and contraceptives! Sex is way too fun, we'll have to create cloning labs, so that we can recreate all those that we destroy. For every reiteration of a person, the more they'll look like grumpy cat or Sam B. We must also ready the Marijuana gassing vents to drug the world with a modified marijuana smoke that takes the fun out of life. Viva La Revolucion!

[Bostana]

Congrats Comrade ;)

[Hit The North]

Soon I will become the first person to reach 20,000 general board posts (my chit-chat count would likely double my post count).


You are proof that quantitative accumulation does not necessarily lead to qualitative change (at least, not for the better) ;)

[The Feral Underclass]

You are proof that quantitative accumulation does not necessarily lead to qualitative change (at least, not for the better) ;)

Glad to have been of use.

[Futility Personified]

That is a lot of posts.... no mean feat! May your shiny title, uh, light the boards with wisdom

[PhoenixAsh]

Gratz with the shiny new name. They spelled Revleft's most prolific troll wrong though ;) Quite a feat regardless.

And yessss I am totally hoping they will give you a sparkly unicorn badge...and of course I have a suggestion completely in style of the approach we have decided to take to one anotherhttp://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/05/051710_Canned_Unicorn_Meat_1.jpg

[F9]

hmm, no admin anymore, no mod, no CC, at 19,999 im banning you.no one will care anyway

did i have the honors last time?i cant remember...i was definitely around though

[Ele'ill]

fuserg9 who are you i have not seen you post before, welcome to the forum

[Fourth Internationalist]

20,000 is quite a large number of posts.

[human strike]

Congratulations, comrade, you have won the internet!

[Sentinel]

I went ahead and trashed the Sam_b related diversion as it wasn't going anyplace good. Please be nice to each other now.

This was meant to be a happy thread, remember? I want to see more pictures of Edith and less of grumpy cats.

[Il Medico]

fuserg9 who are you i have not seen you post before, welcome to the forum
Don't you remember!? He's been a candidate for best noob like three years running now! It's so sad, no one remembers the runner ups! :p

[Sentinel]

Also split out the gerbil ranching discussion which I left by mistake, it's in Chit Chat. ;)

[DOOM]

You win the opportunity to work on your rep

check your reputation

[DOOM]

@topic
I know peole on other boards that have reached 40'000 posts in just 3 years.
I believe Rosa has about 40'000 on that other board we used to be :laugh:

[F9]

fuserg9 who are you i have not seen you post before, welcome to the forum

the fact that you spelled my nickname correctly, something that most people around still refuse to do so:glare: indicates that you have seen me before.besides.... im your Dark-Lord, maybe you remember me better that way, from your dreams:ohmy:

[PhoenixAsh]

@topic
I know peole on other boards that have reached 40'000 posts in just 3 years.
I believe Rosa has about 40'000 on that other board we used to be :laugh:

I liked Rosa,
.....but only 40k ?? In three years? Nooo she is slipping

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I would like to point out that this pretty name privelages is bs

That is all

[The Feral Underclass]

I worked hard for my privilege. Get a job hippy!


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[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I worked hard for my privilege. Get a job hippy!

Nyet, it's my handout and I want it now!

[Rosa Partizan]

@topic
I know peole on other boards that have reached 40'000 posts in just 3 years.
I believe Rosa has about 40'000 on that other board we used to be :laugh:

fuck you, you fucking fuck, now everyone knows I'm a no-lifer :crying:

[Rosa Partizan]

but hey, wait...that's a lie...it took me 5 years!!

[Art Vandelay]

They're talking about the former revleft user rosa litchenstein.

[PhoenixAsh]

ahhh we were talking about an entirely different Rosa.

so...5 years and 40000 posts...which is about 8000 a year...which is about 666,66 per month...which is about 21,97 per day...

a day...

22 posts...

every day...

for 5 years...

assuming you spend an average of 3 minutes per post...that is about...2000 hours....or 83,8 days...of continuous...non stop posting. Which means you spend 83,8 days out of 1826 days in the last five years posting...which is about 4,6% of your life in the past five years.

4,6% of your life...posting these 40000 posts.


But it gets progressively better..

You had 43824 hours.... assuming you sleep 8 hours a night (14608h) this leaves 29216 waking hours. Of which you spend 2000 posting....assuming you do not sleep post and/or are not a zombie...this means you spend 6,8% of your awake life in the past 5 years posting...on that specific forum.

6,8%

[The Feral Underclass]

I have way over 40k posts if we include my chit chat posts


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[Rosa Partizan]

I looked it up, I'm not active there anymore. I registrated June 16th, 2008 and wrote about 37k posts. But many of them were just like, one smiley, or one word, or just insulting and ranting, which is what I'm best at.

[The Jay]

I'm almost CU. That has to count for something.

[PhoenixAsh]

I am tired...my math may be off. But roughly...well...lets just say...you spend a lot of time posting.

[Rosa Partizan]

I am tired...my math may be off. But roughly...well...lets just say...you spend a lot of time posting.

exactly. Now I replaced this board with revleft, you all are so privileged to enjoy my witty, thoughtful premium postings right here.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I'm almost CU. That has to count for something.

Started from the bottom now we here.

[The Jay]

exactly. Now I replaced this board with revleft, you all are so privileged to enjoy my witty, thoughtful premium postings right here.

What do you call a witty person at dusk?

Answer: a dim wit

[PhoenixAsh]

exactly. Now I replaced this board with revleft, you all are so privileged to enjoy my witty, thoughtful premium postings right here.

You joined us on the 27th of January...which means you are 43 days old. With an average postcount of 2,48 posts a day...

Assuming 3 minutes per post average....you spend 300 minutes posting. Or 5 hours. Out of 1032 possible hours. Which is BARELY 0,5% of your total time.

It does get slightly better when you consider waking hours....which totals 688....so...0,7%

0,7% of your life. Spend on us. Compared to the 6,8% of the other forum.

YOU ARE SHORTCHANGING US!!!!

:mad:

[Rosa Partizan]

would any admin please show up and ban phoenix for these highly speculative accusations?

My post count would be totally different if these nonsense-posts were counted, too. You see, all I'm posting is random shit like music, some feminist blah blah and flirting with #FF0000 (okay, the last one is at least somehow important).

Don't you dare claiming ever again that this board is NOT my life commitment :mad:

[Quail]

would any admin please show up and ban phoenix for these highly speculative accusations?


Nope - I agree we're being short changed. It has been officially decided that you must spend at least 6% of your life on this board or else you will be banned.

[The Feral Underclass]

I feel like this thread isn't really about me any more...

[PhoenixAsh]

would any admin please show up and ban phoenix for these highly speculative accusations?

My post count would be totally different if these nonsense-posts were counted, too. You see, all I'm posting is random shit like music, some feminist blah blah and flirting with #FF0000 (okay, the last one is at least somehow important).

Don't you dare claiming ever again that this board is NOT my life commitment :mad:

Fair enough....187 posts. Averaging 3 minutes per post. This is 561 minutes...or 9,35 hours.

Which is still only 0,9% of your life...or barely 1,36% of your waking life.

And 1,36% is still only 20% of what you spend on the other board. So....we are 80% less important to you....I am just the messenger...the numbers speak for themselves. ;)

Now...I am not saying that this board isn't your life commitment. I am just pointing out that we are, as your life commitment, simply do not get equal value now that we know what you did for this `other board`....and since we have #F0000...we feel we are more important than this `old inferior board` and deserve better. We expect more effort in the future. ;)

P.S. And don´t give us that `but-the-time-I-spend-with-this-board-is-quality-time-while-I-only-pretended-with-the-other-board` we have heard this before and we are not falling for it again :P

[Rosa Partizan]

Nope - I agree we're being short changed. It has been officially decided that you must spend at least 6% of your life on this board or else you will be banned.

this sounds serious. Shit has to be done, huh. I guess I skip work tomorrow and post something about productivity in communism.


I feel like this thread isn't really about me any more...

so how can I reassure you that you're the VIP here? Should I dump #FF0000 for you?

[Sinister Intents]

I feel like this thread isn't really about me any more...

TAT, you should drink a shot per 2000 posts you have

[The Feral Underclass]

so how can I reassure you that you're the VIP here? Should I dump #FF0000 for you?

Is he cute? Sharesies?

[The Feral Underclass]

TAT, you should drink a shot per 2000 posts you have

Every 100 posts?

[Rosa Partizan]

Is he cute? Sharesies?

oh hell yeah, he reminds me of young Stalin, who was smokin' hot, let's face it. By the way, I had once a picture of young Stalin as my avatar on this other board, just waiting if anyone would get it. The admin, a total fascist douchebag hating on everything that's not Croatian, removed it :crying: How can one remove young Stalin? Goddamn....

[Sinister Intents]

Every 100 posts?

Inject the whiskey intravenously!

[PhoenixAsh]

I feel like this thread isn't really about me any more...

Well...I could do such a breakdown for you....but your numbers are to difficult because I have to recalculate because of the time out you took...so it would only be an approximation based on an assumption. Plus...your account is old as fuck (I think I saw Velociraptors roaming through your first posts there somewhere) and I can't count that high in months correcting for all leap year days etc etc. Plus...the find all posts only goes back 500 posts...so I won't get a fair post indication including all your chit chat posts. And I am not sure if the CC posts are counted either.

Based on your mentioned post total....though

Given the length of some of your posts though....it is fair to assume that you spend an average of 4,3 minutes per post. Which would mean that you spend 84598 minutes of posting since 2003. Which is 1409 hours... 58,7 days...

Now...I am not entirely sure from when till when you took your hiatus...so I can't accurately calculate how much of your life you spend on revleft. But I have a feeling you love us even less than Rosa does. :glare:

[PhoenixAsh]

How can one remove young Stalin? Goddamn....

There is this nice little c:blackA:ttage in Yekatarinaburg which has a very interesting cellar...

o...wait...your question was rhetorical ;)

[Rosa Partizan]

Well...I could do such a breakdown for you....but your numbers are to difficult because I have to recalculate because of the time out you took...so it would only be an approximation based on an assumption. Plus...your account is old as fuck (I think I saw Velociraptors roaming through your first posts there somewhere) and I can't count that high in months correcting for all leap year days etc etc. Plus...the find all posts only goes back 500 posts...so I won't get a fair post indication including all your chit chat posts. And I am not sure if the CC posts are counted either.

Based on your mentioned post total....though

Given the length of some of your posts though....it is fair to assume that you spend an average of 4,3 minutes per post. Which would mean that you spend 84598 minutes of posting since 2003. Which is 1409 hours... 58,7 days...

Now...I am not entirely sure from when till when you took your hiatus...so I can't accurately calculate how much of your life you spend on revleft. But I have a feeling you love us even less than Rosa does. :glare:

you sound a bit obsessed with numbers...can anyone check out how much time Phoenix actually devotes to revleft? I guess this would shut him up for a while :lol:

[PhoenixAsh]

Every 100 posts?

Dude I like you and all...but I am calling this right now: NOT an organ donor.

Just saying so we won't have any "but-I-assumed-you-would-cover-part-of-my-liver" conversations later...and avoid awkward sick bed scenes with people looking away and much shoveling of feet etc.

[The Feral Underclass]

I am actually an organ donor. I have a card.

Also, I love RevLeft. I just hate some of its members.

[Rosa Partizan]

I am actually an organ donor. I have a card.

Also, I love RevLeft. I just hate some of its members.

but you LOVE me, right?

RIGHT??? :wub:

[The Feral Underclass]

but you LOVE me, right?

RIGHT??? :wub:

It depends. Are you from Berlin?

[Rosa Partizan]

It depends. Are you from Berlin?

I'm not perfect...I'm sorry...I'm from Southwest-Germany :crying:

[PhoenixAsh]

you sound a bit obsessed with numbers...can anyone check out how much time Phoenix actually devotes to revleft? I guess this would shut him up for a while :lol:

5070 posts...for the last 5 posts by the way (what the hell). 4,39 posts a day.

I am averaging 5 minutes per post...simply because it once took me 2 hours to write one single post. (I need time to think about all the stupid things I am going to say).

Soooo.....25350 minutes or 422,5 hours. I joined 13th of January 2011...which is 822 days including today. Which is 19,728 hours. Which is 2,14% of my life in those 822 days. Now...13152 were spend awake (assuming 8 hours of sleep) ....3,2%

Which means I love revleft 2,3 time more than you do!!! :p:p:p

[PhoenixAsh]

I am actually an organ donor. I have a card.

Also, I love RevLeft. I just hate some of its members.

Well...I think nobody would want your liver if you do those 169,7 shots ;)

And I totally relate what you are saying.

[Rosa Partizan]

5070 posts...for the last 5 posts by the way (what the hell). 4,39 posts a day.

I am averaging 5 minutes per post...simply because it once took me 2 hours to write one single post. (I need time to think about all the stupid things I am going to say).

Soooo.....25350 minutes or 422,5 hours. I joined 13th of January 2011...which is 822 days including today. Which is 19,728 hours. Which is 2,14% of my life in those 822 days. Now...13152 were spend awake (assuming 8 hours of sleep) ....3,2%

Which means I love revleft 2,3 time more than you do!!! :p:p:p

ohhhh no no no no no! That's not working! Did you see my epic slut shaming-post? It took me like forever, especially because I think more about language than English native speakers. So if you calculate the average time for a post, I get at least 5 minutes, too, you cheater!

[The Feral Underclass]

I'm not perfect...I'm sorry...I'm from Southwest-Germany :crying:

This is very disappointing.

[The Feral Underclass]

Only joking. You're awesome. And I love Germany.

[PhoenixAsh]

ohhhh no no no no no! That's not working! Did you see my epic slut shaming-post? It took me like forever, especially because I think more about language than English native speakers. So if you calculate the average time for a post, I get at least 5 minutes, too, you cheater!

Darn it....caught. :o



fine.....3 minutes per post...253,5 hours. I joined 13th of January 2011...which is 822 days including today. Which is 19,728 hours. Which is 1,3% of my life in those 822 days. Now...13152 were spend awake (assuming 8 hours of sleep) ....1,9%


So I love revleft only 29% more....but it is the thought that counts. And...I spend 8 months on hiatus... ;) And this is my only forum ( I swear O:-) )

[Ele'ill]

check your reputation

I checked it, says privilege, says others are jealous, almost fourteen thousand. This means I am in the top 5 for useless but creative and usually funny two liners (one liners are banned so we evolved).

[Sinister Intents]

TAT should immediately get a default admin position for reaching that. He was a mod before, so why not make it a permanent occupation for him?

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

TAT should immediately get a default admin position for reaching that. He was a mod before, so why not make it a permanent occupation for him?

I think he should replace Edewiss as the dear leader, then maybe things would actually get fixed around here.

[Sinister Intents]

I think he should replace Edewiss as the dear leader, then maybe things would actually get fixed around here.

That might work! How would Edelweiss feel about suddenly losing his position?

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

That might work! How would Edelweiss feel about suddenly losing his position?

Considering how active he is it'd probably take a solid 5 months for him to react.

[Sinister Intents]

Considering how active he is it'd probably take a solid 5 months for him to react.

Lol, I forgot he even existed. I vote TAT, lest EdelWeiss posts a good reason why, I don't really know her/him, so yar

[Art Vandelay]

Heh thaat's how the forum works or how BA positions are selected. You don't get a say.

[Sinister Intents]

Heh that's not how the forum works or how BA positions are selected.

I'd love for you and TAT to have BA positions! Edelweiss gets to keep his job

[The Feral Underclass]

TAT should immediately get a default admin position for reaching that. He was a mod before, so why not make it a permanent occupation for him?

I was actually an admin for the most part.

[The Feral Underclass]

I'd love for you and TAT to have BA positions! Edelweiss gets to keep his job

He actually owns the board.

[#FF0000]

(i have the highest rep on the board btw)

[Rosa Partizan]

I'm getting obsessed with #FF0000, I klick immediately on every thread that he posted in. On the other hand, I may be the most attractive internet stalker you will ever have.

[#FF0000]

I'm getting obsessed with #FF0000

It happens v:mellow:v

[The Feral Underclass]

(i have the highest rep on the board btw)

Do you ever do a full rep of someone's post though? I only do it every now-and-again.

[#FF0000]

I think I 'thank' too many posts to do that. Whenever I click on the scales it says I've given out too much rep (because I am a river unto my people and none want for "thanks")

[The Feral Underclass]

I want to feel your awesome rep power.

[#FF0000]

I miss rep-bombing people I didn't like and taking them down like 200 points per neg-rep

[#FF0000]

sometimes i would do it to people i did like just to take down my competition tbh

[DOOM]

but hey, wait...that's a lie...it took me 5 years!!

Do I have to count the posts you had with your older account?
:frog:

[DOOM]

oh hell yeah, he reminds me of young Stalin, who was smokin' hot, let's face it. By the way, I had once a picture of young Stalin as my avatar on this other board, just waiting if anyone would get it. The admin, a total fascist douchebag hating on everything that's not Croatian, removed it :crying: How can one remove young Stalin? Goddamn....

Oh you didn't hate him because he was a fascist douchebag..:laugh:

[Rosa Partizan]

Do I have to count the posts you had with your older account?
:frog:

https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/1525346_10151984726373837_1008350679_n.jpg

[Rosa Partizan]

Oh you didn't hate him because he was a fascist douchebag..:laugh:

Oh stfu now, I hated him for several reasons, and one of that was his fascism. Thats why I love trolling Croats in that new board :D

[DOOM]

I miss rep-bombing people I didn't like and taking them down like 200 points per neg-rep

I remember how on this other board we've formed factions just do down-rep other people. Some guys even woke up in the night to "attack" the "enemy" :laugh:
However, after one guy down-rept the admin of the board, the admin decided to take the reputation system down.

[DOOM]

Oh stfu now, I hated him for several reasons, and one of that was his fascism. Thats why I love trolling Croats in that new board :D

:lol:
You don't just love it, you enjoy it :D

[Rosa Partizan]

Dude I had so much rep there, now I have to build this up here again :/

[synthesis]

What is this mysterious alternate forum of which you speak?

[Rosa Partizan]

it's totally not worth mentioning, it's a German board about the Balkans, about its history, politics, language, culture, religion and so on, but also with plenty of sections for offtopic. There were some real psychos, I'd copy you tons of hilarious posts if they weren't in German. You were allowed to insult users (heavily) as long as it wasn't referring to their families :laugh:

[DOOM]

Yeah but it turned to shit, so we (more or less) active users made a new board. I could send the link to german speakers, if someone's interested.

[Rosa Partizan]

Yeah but it turned to shit, so we (more or less) active users made a new board. I could send the link to german speakers, if someone's interested.

no you can't :frog:
no one here may know how fucking deranged I actually am. Well, apart from you, my titoist sunshine :wub:

[DOOM]

As if they don't know that yet :frog:

[Rosa Partizan]

so you're saying I'm deranged, huh? :crying:

[DOOM]

so you're saying I'm deranged, huh? :crying:

Err
in a positive way. I suppose :D

[Zukunftsmusik]

What is this mysterious alternate forum of which you speak?

I'm more curious about this :frog: thing tbh

[Rosa Partizan]

it's a "smiley" (rather jpg) from this new board that BIAZED and me are using, look at his or my profile here. We think that it enriches every sentence http://balkanportal.info/MyBB/images/smilies/frog.png

you see? http://balkanportal.info/MyBB/images/smilies/frog.png

[PhoenixAsh]

About that frog.....


http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.4966733.2255/sticker,375x360.png]

[Rosa Partizan]

You're not taking me seriously, are you? :(

[PhoenixAsh]

You're not taking me seriously, are you? :(

I can't do anything right, can I? Here I am confessing I accidentally killed your frog by riding my bike over it...twice...and this is what I get? I could have just told you your frog escaped and let you think it had gone to a frog resort...

Pfui....this is what honesty gets you these days. :(

[Rosa Partizan]

you could get me a new one, do you have enough pocket money left? http://balkanportal.info/MyBB/images/smilies/frog.png

(btw I have no idea about the average age here, am I old with 27?)

[#FF0000]

I don't think so. Most folks here are mid-20s I think.

[PhoenixAsh]

you could get me a new one, do you have enough pocket money left? http://balkanportal.info/MyBB/images/smilies/frog.png

(btw I have no idea about the average age here, am I old with 27?)


I haven't yet received my pocket money for this month. Plus I used it to buy a pet snake. http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2006/02/images/frog_snake.jpg

ehh...ooops. She usually never does that :o

Anywaysssss....

I have no idea about the average age here. But it sometimes seems like 12...with some users having not yet stepped out of their huggies.

You are btw of course ancient. ;)

[motion denied]

Mid 20s is the average?

I thought RL was a club for a bunch of bored uni commies (I mean early 20s maximum), with some honourable exceptions.

[Rosa Partizan]

I don't think so. Most folks here are mid-20s I think.

so you're not (much) younger than me? I don't go for younger guys, unless they have some awesome beard thing going on. Yeah, beards are kind of my fetish.

[PhoenixAsh]

All this talk about age reminds me I am going to be one year older in 19 days.

[PhoenixAsh]

I am not throwing a party. But I will pretend I did so I can tell all my friends:

"It was such a freaking awesome party. Sorry you missed it."

[Sasha]

Oh fuck, its my birthday to in two weeks...

[Philosophos]

Glad to see that I'm not the only one here that hates birthdays.

Gongratz 0n de new c0l0urful t1tl3 OP, its so swag :laugh:

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

Oh fuck, its my birthday to in two weeks...

Mine in 3. Oh well, it's not a big one.

[Sasha]

Ill be older than my parents where when they got me, bit of an exsenstential hang up

[Ele'ill]

so many b-days around the same time

[synthesis]

Lots of Pisces here, huh? Astrology is totally a real thing that is real.

[Rosa Partizan]

I'll be 28 in exactly 5 months. 10 years ago, I was like, ummmm with 25 you'll be married and have 2 children. Yeah, totally worked out.


Not.


But I gotta admit I'm everything but unhappy about it. I don't feel really grown up in several aspects of life and I'm fine with that.

[Ele'ill]

I thought I'd be dead before 25. Then 26 came along and it was just a blur forward from there. 'growing up' is a socially constructed thing that says the misery you feel working until you die putting up with immense amounts of bullshit every day is a noble rite of passage rewarding in itself. In reality you're gonna continue to gain life experiences regardless, you just gotta break away and have fun and live outside that pressure and do what you want to do. If you could imagine yourself at 70+ sitting down and remembering your life with others, what's it going to look like.

[Decolonize The Left]

my bday is in a week or so... this is getting weird.

[PhoenixAsh]

Lots of Pisces here, huh? Astrology is totally a real thing that is real.

And Aries ;)

[Ele'ill]

and Taurus

[Rosa Partizan]

what about Leos? :crying:

[Sinister Intents]

This thread keeps getting derailed little by little :)

[The Feral Underclass]

Sagittarius in the house, clomping up your hard wood floors. Brap brap.

[BOZG]

Ban TAT again.

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[Sinister Intents]

Ban TAT again.

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That's already been suggested lol. TAT did you really feel the weight of the ban hammer?

[BOZG]

That's already been suggested lol. TAT did you really feel the weight of the ban hammer?

Of course it has. There hasn't been a thread about TAT in years that doesn't involve suggesting that he should banned.

[Ele'ill]

maybe bozg can have their own thread when they reach 1000 reputation points if that ever happens

[Sinister Intents]

Of course it has. There hasn't been a thread about TAT in years that doesn't involve suggesting that he should banned.

We should all then collectively ban him and then bring him back :) so that's three votes I know of!

[BOZG]

maybe bozg can have their own thread when they reach 1000 reputation points if that ever happens

That will take a while.

[Sinister Intents]

maybe bozg can have their own thread when they reach 1000 reputation points if that ever happens

:laugh::laugh::laugh:
edit: I'll thank your posts when I see them BOZG so that happens within a few years lol

[BOZG]

We should all then collectively ban him and then bring him back :) so that's three votes I know of!

Banning TAT and bringing him back is probably the single biggest cliché in RevLeft's history.

[Ele'ill]

i think everyone should be unbanned

[motion denied]

i think everyone should be unbanned

FREE BolshevikSickle

[Sinister Intents]

FREE BolshevikSickle

It's Krasnyy now btw, he'll create another sock if he's banned again

[Rosa Partizan]

where's this "communism can kiss my democratic and free ass"-guy? He's like my total idol.

[motion denied]

It's Krasnyy now btw, he'll create another sock if he's banned again

That was the joke :(


where this "communism can kiss my democratic and free ass"-guy? He's like my total idol.

Funniest thread.

[Sinister Intents]

where this "communism can kiss my democratic and free ass"-guy? He's like my total idol.

You mean Hereward :laugh::laugh::laugh:
Lol I fucking love that thread when I was a fucking lurker, I'll post it here soon

[Sinister Intents]

A laughable forum of laughable people (http://www.revleft.com/vb/laughable-forum-laughable-t153446/index.html?t=153446)
I will aslo start a thread on this!

[The Feral Underclass]

That's already been suggested lol. TAT did you really feel the weight of the ban hammer?

Who suggested it?!

[Rosa Partizan]

Who suggested banning it?!

I asked Sentinel, but he wouldn't do it :(

[The Feral Underclass]

You guys are mean. Just because I have a pink name now :(

[Rosa Partizan]

I like pink more than you, that's just not fair.

[Sinister Intents]

Who suggested it?!

I don't rembmer :laugh: I'm so fciknign drink right now man, youfdoculd find it I'n sure

[The Feral Underclass]

I was banned for two years. I served my time muvfukas.

[The Feral Underclass]

Banning TAT and bringing him back is probably the single biggest cliché in RevLeft's history.

Don't you mean your FACE is....hahahahahahahahahhahahaharoflhahahahaha

[The Feral Underclass]

I think, though, that as well as being RevLeft's most prolific poster, I was also RevLeft's most naughtiest member.

[Sinister Intents]

Your rep count to your post count is shitty IMO...

[Rosa Partizan]

Your rep count to your post count is shitty IMO...

Oh god I became totally obsessed about my rep count, is this normal?

[The Feral Underclass]

Your rep count to your post count is shitty IMO...

Because it hadn't been around for that long before I got banned and then I was banned for two years, so...

YOU PEOPLE EXPECT TOO MUCH OF ME!

[Ele'ill]

not an excuse I was restricted for 3+ years

[The Feral Underclass]

not an excuse I was restricted for 3+ years

People don't like my posts. What can I say? It's y'alls problem you don't understand quality.

[#FF0000]

Can I have a thing for having the highest rep please.

Make me an admin please

[Sinister Intents]

Oh god I became totally obsessed about my rep count, is this normal?

That's normal :) it makes one feel good and accepted to see it rise~!

[Rosa Partizan]

Why were you banned and restricted? And how could I achieve that?

[The Feral Underclass]

No thing for you.

[Sinister Intents]

People don't like my posts. What can I say? It's y'alls problem you don't understand quality.

What quality I dont' remember any of your posts :laugh: But i remember Mari3L's posts!

[The Feral Underclass]

Why were you banned and restricted? And how could I achieve that?

Short answer: I was a dick.
Long answer: In my RevLeft blog.

[Rosa Partizan]

Can I have a thing for having the highest rep please.

Make me an admin please

If you had the choice between me and being admin, what would you choose? :blushing:

[The Feral Underclass]

What quality I dont' remember any of your posts :laugh: But i remember Mari3L's posts!

http://media.lolwall.co/c/2013/02/whatever_259997-700x.jpeg

[PhoenixAsh]

If you had the choice between me and being admin, what would you choose? :blushing:

You are the harbinger of the plague of frogs. I think the choice is obvious.

You figure out what that means. ;)

[PhoenixAsh]

Can I have a thing for having the highest rep please.

Make me an admin please


well....seems fair.

We did name the lowest possible rep status achievable to Hereward...so why not name the highest possible rep achievement to you.

[#FF0000]

Short answer: I was a dick.


"was"

[#FF0000]

If you had the choice between me and being admin, what would you choose? :blushing:

This is just a hypothetical, right? So I can still be an admin if I say "you"?

[BIXX]

Oh god I became totally obsessed about my rep count, is this normal?


You have a pretty good amount of rep considering you have so few posts. When I had 200-300 posts I was at like, 100 rep.

Now I'm fixing my fucking issues, up at 1102 rep with 790 posts, fuck yeah.

[The Feral Underclass]

"was"

In the course of those specific events. Generally speaking, I'm a total delight.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Soon I will become the first person to reach 20,000 general board posts (my chit-chat count would likely double my post count).

What do I win?

Me getting unbanned.

[Sinister Intents]

Me getting unbanned.

Then infracted ;) welcome back comrade

[Ele'ill]

no fuck this #ff0000 doesn't get anything else for a while they just got their blue name I want something now, I want a gigantic animated forum signature that I can upload forum signatures to

[PhoenixAsh]

I read cigarettes. It would be awesome if the signature could upload cigarettes.....

[The Feral Underclass]

I also have the most profile views, so I think I should get something for that too.

[Sinister Intents]

I also have the most profile views, so I think I should get something for that too.

You get a lump of coal :)
Also your username should be changed to: 'TeH tEnSe AnUrChIsT'

[Dr Doom]

I also have the most profile views, so I think I should get something for that too.

not true

[The Feral Underclass]

not true


Yes true!!!!!


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[Ele'ill]

No fuck off I'm next

[Sam_b]

Begs the lot of you

[Ele'ill]

busking on revleft which reminds me I need to find a place before oogle season cause I am not putting up with that shit

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

The east is red, the sun rises.
From revleft arises a TATTY.
He strives for the people's happiness,
Hurrah, he is the people's great savior!
Hurrah, he is the people's great savior!]

Chairman TAT loves the people.
He is our guide
to building a new revleft
Hurrah, lead us forward!
Hurrah, lead us forward!


His five o'clock shadow is like the sun,
Wherever it shines, it is bright.
Wherever his beard is,
Hurrah, there the people are liberated!
Hurrah, there the people are liberated!

[The Feral Underclass]

May a thousand blossoms bloom!


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