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Trap Queen Voxxy
27th February 2014, 17:02
This is fucking crazy! :ohmy:


Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid after eating calamari

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•Woman was 'eating when she felt a prickling sensation in her mouth'

•She was chewing 'sperm sacks', which forcefully shoot sperm

•Sperm in turn try to embed themselves when they land

•But have no fear in the West... Squid's internal organs are (generally) removed before serving

A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.

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Good enough to give birth to? The woman from South Korea was eating cooked squid when she 'was impregnated by the sea creature'

The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.

After the victim of the 'attack' was hospitalised, doctors removed the baby cephalopods from her gums, tongue and cheek. It was only then that the pods were formally identified as 'squid spermatophores.'

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Western calamari fans need not worry: Internal organs are usually removed here before consumption

The Center's paper says: 'She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.

'Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva [gums] were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa.

'On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.'

According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.

The site adds that there is still mystery around how spermatophores are implanted into the skin.

A similar case was reported in December last year when a woman in Japan suffered severe pains in her mouth after eating raw squid.

She took the remaining piece of squid with her to the Tosei General Hospital, the NCBI reports, and sperm bags were removed.

Incidents involving the impregnation of human mouths appear to be confined to the Far East where, generally, more raw fish is eaten.

When squid is prepared in the west, internal organs are removed meaning there is no risk of eating spermatophores.

Danna Staaf, a squid enthusiast from Science 2.0, said: 'The skin on your hands, and most of the rest of your body, is much too thick to get stuck.

'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'

According to the Biological Bulletin 'Spermatophores are either transferred to the female by the male's hectocotylus, a specialised arm, or by a long penis, which is present in species that lack hectocotyli.

'After being discharged from the spermatophore in the spermatophoric reaction, the sperm mass is encased in a thin covering, with the cement body at one end.

'This discharged structure, the spermatangium, may attach to the skin of the female or be deeply embedded in her skin or muscle.'

The reproduction of deep-sea squids is still something of a mystery simply because their habitat is hard to get to.

Voxxy's Believe It or Not (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html)

Sinister Intents
27th February 2014, 17:42
I just have no idea what to say to this .... interesting, and thanks Voxxy are what come to mind though

edit: Makes my skin crawl haha...

adipocere
27th February 2014, 18:21
I'm skeptical and slightly grossed out now.

Arlekino
27th February 2014, 18:28
Remember this is Daily Mail post. Nonsense.

Brandon's Impotent Rage
27th February 2014, 18:55
Two things:

1. Anything posted by The Daily Mail should always be read with a healthy dose of skepticism

2. Calamari is fuckin' delicious.

Sinister Intents
27th February 2014, 18:58
Two things:

1. Anything posted by The Daily Mail should always be read with a healthy dose of skepticism

2. Calamari is fuckin' delicious.

1. Indeed, but still creeps me the fuck out, this post.

2. Calamari is, but I don't think I'll be eating it any time soon anymore.... I was on an "OMG I want seafood" thing until I read this

BIXX
27th February 2014, 20:48
Super glad I never ate seafood, even when I ate meat.

The Feral Underclass
27th February 2014, 21:47
That's what you get for eating a squid.

Brandon's Impotent Rage
28th February 2014, 00:11
That's what you get for eating a squid...

...That hasn't been gutted properly.

Now, if you gut it, cut it into rings and toss it into the fryer, you've got dinner.:wub:

The Feral Underclass
28th February 2014, 08:16
...That hasn't been gutted properly.

Now, if you gut it, cut it into rings and toss it into the fryer, you've got dinner.:wub:

You're very impressive.

synthesis
28th February 2014, 09:21
Danna Staaf, a squid enthusiast from Science 2.0, said: 'The skin on your hands, and most of the rest of your body, is much too thick to get stuck.

'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'

Is it weird that this cracked me up?

Sinister Intents
28th February 2014, 15:22
Is it weird that this cracked me up?

Not really, I laugh at things like this at times, so you're not the only one.

Trap Queen Voxxy
28th February 2014, 17:48
Remember this is Daily Mail post. Nonsense.

Idk why ppl hate DM, there stories are always so interesting.

Criminalize Heterosexuality
28th February 2014, 18:05
At the risk of sounding unbearably pedantic, unless the woman in question had squid ova in her mouth, she didn't become pregnant with anything. Spermatophores are neither "baby squid" (?) nor "organisms", as the article claims. They're just an amazingly obtuse sperm delivery mechanism.


Now, if you gut it, cut it into rings and toss it into the fryer, you've got dinner.

You monster.

You forgot the pommes frites and tartar sauce.

Trap Queen Voxxy
28th February 2014, 18:45
At the risk of sounding unbearably pedantic, unless the woman in question had squid ova in her mouth, she didn't become pregnant with anything. Spermatophores are neither "baby squid" (?) nor "organisms", as the article claims. They're just an amazingly obtuse sperm delivery system.

Even still, pretty sure a mouth full of squid junk is still pretty horrific (even though deserved).

Criminalize Heterosexuality
28th February 2014, 18:54
I don't think I'll ever get that sort of sentiment, to be honest. I can understand people who are opposed to factory farming etc. - whether I agree with them is another matter entirely - but not only do squid have an average intelligence of a Democratic congressman, their lives are nasty, brutish and short as it is; whether they're eaten by a whale or if a fisherman catches them is, I would think, pretty much the same for them.