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Y2A
23rd January 2004, 09:53
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/11...11872_baby.html (http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/361/11872_baby.html)

Doctor was surprised to see that test for pregnancy of a virgin was positive!
In November 1999, Leslie Corbide, a nurse of the UN contingent in Bosnia gave birth to a girl weighing 2.5 kilogram. As it turned out, the baby came to the world thanks to a bullet!

On February 28, 1998, the nurse was wounded in a skirmish between the military police and a bandit group. A bullet got into the lower part of the girl's stomach. The wound was successfully cured, the girl was discharged from the hospital; however she appealed to doctors in 6 weeks and complained her menstruation was over and she felt sick in the mornings. A gynecologist examined the nurse, found out she was a virgin and refused to test her for pregnancy. When Leslie persuaded him to examine her, the test came out positive.

Doctors could not explain the phenomenon of the pregnancy until they opened the register of patients. It turned out that one of the policemen who participated in the skirmish was wounded in his testicle. The man was not far from the girl at the moment when he was wounded. Doctors supposed that when a bullet got into the man's testicle, it got through and delivered some of his sperm to Leslie's uterus and impregnated her. A comparative analysis of genes of the baby and her accidental father proved the suggestion.

Doctor of medical sciences, Professor Igor Moiseyev comments upon the fantastic fact: "It is astonishing but incidents of the kind have been already registered in the history of medicine. A "bullet conception" of the same kind was>Latest News
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registered in Wiksburg (Mississippi, the US) during the civil war between the South and the North in 1863. The incident is mentioned in the American Weekly Medicine Journal in 1864. A bullet went through a testicle of a man and got into a woman's stomach; as a result, the woman delivered a boy. A doctor who described the mysterious phenomenon 140 years ago said it was the evidence of the might of the human reproduction system.

How did it happen that the bullet impregnation was a success in the case of Leslie? Igor Moiseyev says that it happened thanks to a unique combination of conditions. Leslie was wounded in the middle of her menstruation cycle. Her ovule was ready to receive sperm. The temperature of the spent bullet that went through the soldier's testicle could not damage spermatozoa and seized some of them. Then it delivered viable spermatozoa to the uterus, and they fertilized the ovule.

The method of bullet impregnation is used in experiments on breeding new species of animals. A small bullet is made of inert biological material, and genetic material of a father animal is fastened to the bullet (thermal treatment is also used for this purpose). Then, the bullet is sent to the genital system of a mother animal with the help of a micro pistol where it impregnates ovules or body cells. It might happen so that the ovule would die as a result of the wounding. The bullet caused injuries and bleeding; in a day after the operation, a scar appeared where Leslie's uterus was wounded. The whole of the operation might have killed the impregnated ovule, but it remained safe. So, the human ability to reproduce itself is unique indeed!

Rastafari
23rd January 2004, 11:27
sounds like an Urban Legend to me. Sperm are incredibly sensitive, and it would seem like the heat would destroy them. Or they would be washed from the bullet when it went through the young lady

Iepilei
23rd January 2004, 14:46
Just told my friend about it, and apparently it is an Urban Legend. Just a modern version.

commie kg
23rd January 2004, 16:59
Pravda is kind of sensationalistic at times.

Pete
23rd January 2004, 22:26
A few days ago I got this card, it had no writing on it or the envelope, in my mailcubby that said "Congradulations on the Baptism of your Baby Boy" Seeing as I have never been pregnant, and my exgirlfriend would surely be feeling the signs by now (broke up in August) my roomate made me a robot out of a pop can, a piece of wood, cutlery, and a marker. My son, Topus Pedistrian, is 4 days old and was born without the process of sex occuring!

Comrade Zeke
25th January 2004, 04:57
Does this have anything with Communism besides it has a bunch of Russians in it......mabey it should go in the trash??? im just saying lol
Comrade Zeke Sad Article :( :(

Y2A
25th January 2004, 15:37
Originally posted by Comrade [email protected] 25 2004, 05:57 AM
Does this have anything with Communism besides it has a bunch of Russians in it......mabey it should go in the trash??? im just saying lol
Comrade Zeke Sad Article :( :(
Hey, if I actually had access to the "chit chat" board, I'd post it there. But it's you commies that don't want that to happen, so you can only blame yourselves

Ahura Mazda
25th January 2004, 18:26
Gotta admit, its amusing.

Hawker
26th January 2004, 05:54
Damn!This has got to be just an urban legend,I really don't think this could happen.

LSD
26th January 2004, 06:37
I'm not sure what exactly the point of this thread was, but my favorite part is definetly the part about "Lenin was not a Tyrant. He was a Titan", I think it adds a nice leninist angle that the whole bullet-testicle thing was missing.

El Brujo
27th January 2004, 06:05
Ive heard another story like this (nowhere hear as crazy though). A white woman with a white husband had a black baby, and the husband accused her of cheating on him. What actually happened is that before having sex with his wife, the man had sex with a prostitute who had sex with a black man before and the sperm got stuck on the white man's penis and entered his wife's ovary when he had sex with her. Mind you, all of this had to have happened within a 30 minute time frame!

STI
28th January 2004, 14:47
I've got it. Somebody threw a spear through a man's testicle, it hit Mary it the uterus, and she became pregnant with Jesus! It's so simple, and so easy for me to understand!

Freiheitfuralle
28th January 2004, 19:33
(lol)!!!!! Oh my god I am gonna wet my pants!! I wish I had thought of that!! Oh that was good! Thanx for the laugh socialist tiger!!

STI
28th January 2004, 20:21
Originally posted by [email protected] 28 2004, 08:33 PM
(lol)!!!!! Oh my god I am gonna wet my pants!! I wish I had thought of that!! Oh that was good! Thanx for the laugh socialist tiger!!
Well, i won't lie to you. It's a skill that must be developed over time. If you're willing to put in the time, effort, and near - pant- wetting experiences that it takes to become a [insert title here] like me, I'm willing to train you

amarulj4714
29th January 2004, 20:10
wow....that is crazy. just.....wow. not sure if you can trust that site tho, I&#39;ve read some of their stuff before...x-ray vision <_<

Hiero
31st January 2004, 09:00
If it is true how wierd would it be for the kid when he grows up.