State Your Ideas Here!

[Sinister Intents]

If you have a strange, interesting, macabre, disturbing, or any other kind of idea post it here!

[BIXX]

I'll post some from my girlfriend as they come up. She says some funny shit that just pops into her head.

[Sinister Intents]

How about a device that injures you whenever you fuck up? Like my now totaled car. I should be beaten, I've already hit myself several times, and ripped my flesh apart.

[Taters]

Maybe don't mutilate yourself when you make mistakes. Sounds like a negative feedback thing.

[Sinister Intents]

Indeed it is, I try not to... But my portrait of Kim Jong Un brings a smile to my face. I love my dear leader. <3:wub:<3

[tallguy]

I'm going to make a Japanese hive this week.

[BIXX]

I think I've devised something leftists can unite over: a machine that catches and force feeds turtles who's populations are dwindling Tommie to starvation from pollution and shit.

Did I just solve the left unity problem?

[Sinister Intents]

A computer that runs better

[Remus Bleys]

I think #FF000 should get in the CU.

[motion denied]

I think #FF000 should get in the CU.

This.


I also think Vincent West should get unbanned, since the ban was self-requested and the same happened to maniac impressive.

[Brutus]

We put Marx's face and Marx quotes on teddy bears and give them to kids via means of an air cannon and red parachute.

[Sinister Intents]

we put marx's face and marx quotes on teddy bears and give them to kids via means of an air cannon and red parachute.

omfg yes!!!!!!!!

[Futility Personified]

Sausages with cheese in the center

[tallguy]

A computer that runs betterYou need Linux my friend

[Sinister Intents]

You need Linux my friend
What is this "Linux" you speak of? Does it come with a severed Nazi's head?

[bcbm]

whats an idea?

[Il Medico]

whats an idea?
A type of flightless bird, I think.

Either that or a furniture company.

[Brutus]

whats an idea?

You're spelling it wrong. iDea- the new apple pocket DEA agent.

[Sinister Intents]

A scent that attracts fascists blindly to your doorstep so you can kill them one by one.

[Brutus]

A device that can summon members of the Bonnot Gang

[the debater]

I think that for classes such as math, physics, and chemistry; the way professors teach these classes needs to be improved greatly. The longer I thought about it, the more it bothered me that most physics and math professors rely so much on spoken word in their lectures rather than on simply writing stuff down. For the above subjects listed in the first sentence, I propose a rough draft of a new education method that relies solely on professors simply writing down notes, and absolutely no talking for lectures/note-taking sessions. An exception would be for when students ask questions at the beginning of class about either their previous day's notes or their homework problems. It makes absolutely no motherfucking sense whatsoever for professors to talk so much during lectures, when I can't even write down 99.9% of what they speak. Who's with me? I'll be more than happy to get into debates about this subject with anyone.

[Marshal of the People]

I am perfect!

[Crabbensmasher]

Sausages with cheese in the center

These exist. They're gross. If I want cheese with my sausage, I'll get my own damn cheese

[Arlekino]

Create new political party RefLeft common we are big now? How many members do we got it, we could it.

[Sinister Intents]

Kill the fascists after the revolution via poisoned food!

[Futility Personified]

Oh.... Well, at least we can help Sinister Intents with his poison plan then. Fascists are the wurst. (i'll get my coat)

[Sinister Intents]

Oh.... Well, at least we can help Sinister Intents with his poison plan then. Fascists are the wurst. (i'll get my coat)

Thanks, we'll need plenty of peanuts for those with allergies, and seafood for those with allergies, and cyanide, also for the ones that survive we'll inject nutmeg into them intravenously. Nutmeg is poisonous in the blood stream. Also we gotta shoot 'em in the head if they even survive that because that means they're a zombie

[motion denied]

free chips for everyone

[Rugged Collectivist]

We should buy a horse! It could like... trample fascists.

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

Create new political party RefLeft common we are big now? How many members do we got it, we could it.

the phrase "herding cats" comes to mind.

[Sinister Intents]

We should buy a horse! It could like... trample fascists.

We'll give it spiked cleets :) also the surviving fascists will be fed the human gore of their fallen comrades!

[Rugged Collectivist]

A scent that attracts fascists blindly to your doorstep so you can kill them one by one.

Yeah I've been thinking about this. What about landmines that smell like Hitler? You probably wouldn't want it on your doorstep though. You might forget it's there and kill yourself accidentally.

[Redistribute the Rep]

Let's get a pet lemur named Boris?

[Sinister Intents]

Yeah I've been thinking about this. What about landmines that smell like Hitler? You probably wouldn't want it on your doorstep though. You might forget it's there and kill yourself accidentally.

Indeed, What does Hitler smell like? The feces of hundreds of different animals mixed together and fermented?

[The Feral Underclass]

Sausages with cheese in the center

They already exist.

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

I wanna buy a gorilla costume so I can.....do things.

[Sinister Intents]

I wanna buy a gorilla costume so I can.....do things.

Don't we all :o

[Brutus]

I say we make a musical about a rev left user.

[Sinister Intents]

I say we make a musical about a rev left user.

Your options are:
Link
TheGodlessUtopian
Psycho
Takayuki
And Yourself Brutus

[Rugged Collectivist]

Indeed, What does Hitler smell like? The feces of hundreds of different animals mixed together and fermented?

Like sweat and hatred I'd imagine.


I say we make a musical about a rev left user.

I say we make a musical about revleft.

[Redistribute the Rep]

Let's get a pet lemur named Boris?

Oh and then we'll teach Boris to roll pot for us and we'll genetically modify the pot to glow in the dark.

[Sinister Intents]

Oh and then we'll teach Boris to roll pot for us and we'll genetically modify the pot to glow in the dark.

I believe this may make the pot dangerous and I wouldn't let anyone smoke it! It is the utmost blasphemy to genetically modify cannabis!

[Redistribute the Rep]

I believe this may make the pot dangerous and I wouldn't let anyone smoke it! It is the utmost blasphemy to genetically modify cannabis!

Then we'll genetically modify bacteria to glow and add it to the pot?

[Sinister Intents]

Then we'll genetically modify bacteria to glow and add it to the pot?

Perhaps, let me consult the weed for I am a slave to the chron

[Firebrand]

We should have a secret base in a volcano. Possibly with a piranha tank to throw the fascists into.

[Sinister Intents]

My current idea is getting an ounce of kush and then a bottle of vodka and making potent green dragon