The G.W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

[Hoppe]

Make your live easier with the G.W. Bush Conspiracy Generator (http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php).

I will start:

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that big corporations could invade The French.

[Pete]

George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter could offend Iraqis.

:o :o

[timbaly]

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, and gun owners could oppress Al Franken.


George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, oil companies, Rush Limbaugh, and gun owners could invade Al Franken.

I don't think I would mind if either of these things happened.

How can you invade a person? It should atleast say "invade Al frankens home." It sounds more reasonable.

[Misodoctakleidist]

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Republicans, white men, and gun owners could upset women.

OMG!!!

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Rush Limbaugh could invade women.

:o

[Y2A]

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that The Jews, big corporations, oil companies, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, white men, SUV owners, the Christian Coalition, and gun owners could kill Iraqis.

:o :o :o

[HankMorgan]

I always knew the crap on che-lives (long may it prosper) had an origin. Your secret is out.

[Hegemonicretribution]

Well better than Fox news.....prosper it shall p.s. George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Republicans, oil companies, and Ann Coulter could invade welfare recipients.

[Hate Is Art]

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that gun owners, Rush Limbaugh, and the Jews could offend liberals.

some one move this to news :D

[ComradeRobertRiley]

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies could steal from Muslims.

[Hoppe]

This one is very shocking:

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that the Christian Coalition could steal from welfare recipients.

[LuZhiming]

Anyone who thinks George Bush has masterminded anything needs to wake up to reality....

[Marxist in Nebraska]

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that oil companies, Ann Coulter, and the Christian Coalition could conquer Michael Moore.

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that The Jews and the Christian Coalition could kill welfare recipients.

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Rush Limbaugh could offend minorities.

Great site... but still more believable than Fox News...

[Ortega]

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, SUV owners, Ann Coulter, and Republicans could oppress Al Franken.

Shocking. :o

[Jesus Christ]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that the Christian Coalition and gun owners could upset liberals.

hahahaha

[Pete]

Originally posted by [email protected] 21 2004, 05:02 PM
Anyone who thinks George Bush has masterminded anything needs to wake up to reality....
It is a joke, lighten up.

[Y2A]

Originally posted by Pete+Jan 22 2004, 01:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pete @ Jan 22 2004, 01:37 AM)
[email protected] 21 2004, 05:02 PM
Anyone who thinks George Bush has masterminded anything needs to wake up to reality....
It is a joke, lighten up. [/b]
Communist are known for there lack of humor, thus he is simply displaying it.

[Pete]

Originally posted by Y2A+Jan 21 2004, 08:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Y2A @ Jan 21 2004, 08:56 PM)
Originally posted by [email protected] 22 2004, 01:37 AM

[email protected] 21 2004, 05:02 PM
Anyone who thinks George Bush has masterminded anything needs to wake up to reality....
It is a joke, lighten up.
Communist are known for there lack of humor, thus he is simply displaying it. [/b]
Or Leninists just always have a pickle up there ass and give the rest of us a bad rep :angry:

[Don't Change Your Name]

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that big corporations, oil companies, and Republicans could steal from Iraqis.

THAT&#39;S TRUE&#33; :o :o :o

[LuZhiming]

Originally posted by [email protected] 22 2004, 01:56 AM
Communist are known for there lack of humor, thus he is simply displaying it.
Yes, I do lack a sense of humor in matters such as this. Frankly, I am sick of ignoramos&#39; whining about Bush, implying that his kind is something new. It&#39;s funny that you called me a Communist though. Idiots do have a habit of making assumptions that turn out to be individually baseless making them generalizations. And usually, like this case, the assumptions are false.

[Y2A]

Originally posted by LuZhiming+Jan 22 2004, 09:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LuZhiming @ Jan 22 2004, 09:24 PM)
[email protected] 22 2004, 01:56 AM
Communist are known for there lack of humor, thus he is simply displaying it.
Yes, I do lack a sense of humor in matters such as this. Frankly, I am sick of ignoramos&#39; whining about Bush, implying that his kind is something new. It&#39;s funny that you called me a Communist though. Idiots do have a habit of making assumptions that turn out to be individually baseless making them generalizations. And usually, like this case, the assumptions are false. [/b]
So how long has that stick been up your ass??? 10? 15 years??

[Felicia]

lots of people seem to be getting awfully friendly with them sticks lately :lol:

[Misodoctakleidist]

Originally posted by Y2A+Jan 22 2004, 01:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Y2A @ Jan 22 2004, 01:56 AM)
Originally posted by [email protected] 22 2004, 01:37 AM

[email protected] 21 2004, 05:02 PM
Anyone who thinks George Bush has masterminded anything needs to wake up to reality....
It is a joke, lighten up.
Communist are known for there lack of humor, thus he is simply displaying it. [/b]
That&#39;s not true, Karl Marx used to drunkenly taunt policemen and then run away.

[LuZhiming]

Originally posted by [email protected] 22 2004, 10:15 PM
That&#39;s not true, Karl Marx used to drunkenly taunt policemen and then run away.
:lol: