Create MagicCards for other users (Magic The Gathering)

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/

don't intentionally try to hurt anyone (or intentionally hurt someone accidentally), what would we be if we were a magic cards, base it on how folks post on the forum no personal information

[argeiphontes]

Wow, this would have made making my college drinking game much easier! (A friend and I made one based on magic, but on real paper.)

[Panda Tse Tung]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Panda+Tse+Tung&color=Red&mana_r=2&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F740730519.jpg&supertype=&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7Br%7D+Fluffy+power+of+death+%7B1%7D%0D% 0A%0D%0A%7Br%7DBeing+awesome+%7B2%7D&power=50&toughness=99&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+2000-2013+Revleft&set1=66&set2=688&setname=

Idk how magic the gathering works. Whatever...

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=CyM&color=Red&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fapps.rhs.org.uk%2Fadvice%2FAC EImages%2FPUB0001934_219418.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Creature&subtype=avoidant+slug+familiar&expansion=Magic+2010&rarity=Common&cardtext=+tap+all+mana+of+both+players%2C+freeze+a ll+actions+in+game%2C+get+up+from+table+and+never+ return&power=-9&toughness=-9&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Ismail&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=4&picture=tempimages%2F833199785.png&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Disciple+of+Hoxha&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Uncommon&cardtext=%7B1%7D%7Br%7D%3A+Make+an+appeal+to+the+u nquestioned+authority+of+Comrade+Hoxha%0D%0A%0D%0A %7Bt%7D%3A+Bore+target+player+to+death+by+quoting+ at+least+12+paragraphs+from+the+proceedings+of+som e+congress+on+the+sino-albanian+split%2C+effectively+ending+any+discussio n&power=0&toughness=1&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[The Feral Underclass]

I wish I understood this more so I could be involved in it.

[Decolonize The Left]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Mari3L&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=3&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F523446748.jpg&supertype=Ongoing&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=%7B1%7D%7Bb%7D+Subvert.+Opponent+loses+3+ gold.%0D%0A%7B9%7D%7Bb%7D+Destroy.+Exhaust+mana+an d+destroy+opponent.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7B3%7D%7Bu%7D+Booz e+redemption.+Upon+completing+ability%2C+pound+one +bottle+of+booze+for+instant+mana+regeneration.+Ca nnot+be+used+more+than+once+a+day.&power=8&toughness=15&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[khad]

http://i.imgur.com/QWRKEov.jpg

[Decolonize The Left]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Fearless+Leader&color=Gold&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=X&picture=tempimages%2F544606206.jpg&supertype=World&cardtype=Artifact&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=Host+board.+Do+nothing.+Next+turn.&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ravachol]

http://i.imgur.com/QWRKEov.jpg

That is actually a pretty good card if you don't mind playing tricolor decks :p

[HoboHomesteader]

Card Image i Can't post

long time lurker, recent poster:laugh: im really curious if this is somebody other than the queen sock troll of revleft.

[cyu]

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[Ele'ill]

this thread should be moved to a new forum above the Learning forum

[Yuppie Grinder]

these are great, someone do me

[Decolonize The Left]

I'm honestly stunned that this thread hasn't seen more action. It saddens me.

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Die+Neue+Zeit&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=1&mana_colorless=3&picture=http%3A%2F%2Flibcom.org%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2 Flibrary%2FKautsky.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Social-Proletocrat&expansion=Beta&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7B2%7D%7Bw%7D%7Bt%7D%3A+Make+up+an+awkwa rd+neologism+to+contribute+to+the+revolutionary+me rger+of+marxism+and+the+worker-class+movement.+Target+player+skips+his+next+turn+ out+of+pure+confusion.%0D%0A%7Bw%7D%7Bw%7D%7Bt%7D% 3A+Attempt+necromancy+on+the+corpse+of+the+second+ international.+It+doesn't+work+(surprise!).+Skip+y our+next+turn.&power=2&toughness=4&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Art Vandelay]

I'm honestly stunned that this thread hasn't seen more action. It saddens me.

I didn't realize what this thread was about. I kinda assumed it was about actual magic cards or whatever that people played with, so I just thought 'you nerds' and skipped it. This is pretty awesome though.

[Futility Personified]

http://i.imgur.com/av2NIFU.jpg

[Comrade Jacob]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Comrade+Jacob&color=Red&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F900823902.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Land&subtype=&expansion=Revised&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=1.)+Make+threads+with+obvious+results%0D% 0A2.)+Get+yelled+at+by+dozens+of+people%0D%0A3.)+G et+pissed+%0D%0A4.)+Get+thanks+from+Dodger+%0D%0A5 .)+Get+sarcasm+from+Remus++&power=8&toughness=2&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=2&set2=3&setname=

[Decolonize The Left]

You're not supposed to make your own cards...

[Taters]

http://i.imgur.com/rr8iZuy.jpg

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=bcbm&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.made-in-china.com%2F2f0j00gMyTuVqKSAkd%2F2011-Fashion-Men-s-Business-Suit-BOS-0562-.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Planeswalker&subtype=fancy+pants&expansion=Beta&rarity=Common&cardtext=Exhaust+all+mana+from+both+player%27s+dec ks+(every+last+bit).+This+card+is+too+expensive+to +be+serious.+End+game%2C+but+with+god-tier+fashion+sense.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22we+were+awoken+o ne+morning+at+our+camp+by+the+rarely+heard+sound+o f+expensive+fabric+blowing+in+the+wind.+There+befo re+us+was+a+floating+outfit+of+immense+wealth.+We+ knew+our+deaths+by+the+look+of+the+fancy+pants.%22&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=The+Anarchist+Tension&color=Red&mana_r=5&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.boston.com%2Funiversal% 2Fsite_graphics%2Fblogs%2Fbigpicture%2Fathens_12_1 5%2Fa13_17286791.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=&subtype=Not+doing+anything+wrong.&expansion=Beta&rarity=Common&cardtext=%7Bb%7D~%0D%0A%0D%0ATurn+all+previous+att acks+by+opponent+against+opponent.+Ask+opponent+ho w+it+makes+them+feel.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22We+were+pissed +off+that+they+were+right%2C+we+asked+them+to+ask+ clarifying+questions+so+they+asked+clarifying+ques tions+that+we+couldn%27t+answer+and+we+got+more+pi ssed+off+that+they+were+even+more+right.+We+were+t he+interrogators%2C+but+we+stopped+talking%2C+we+j ailed+ourselves.%22&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=LEM&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=1&mana_g=1&mana_b=1&mana_w=1&mana_colorless=1&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thecultureist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Flonely-traveler.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=&subtype=Traveler&expansion=Beta&rarity=Common&cardtext=Card+acts+as+permanent+resource+addition+ %2B+5+all+mana+types+every+turn+till+end+of+game.% 0D%0A%0D%0A%22We+thought+our+band+was+a+group+of+c onfident+folks+full+of+experience%2C+until+that+af ternoon+we+came+across+the+traveler.+They+shared+t heir+resources%2C+they+said+they+had+just+begun%2C +we+realized+we+had+never+been+anywhere+at+all.%22&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[cyu]

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[Il Medico]

I don't know shit about Magic the Gathering. But here's my tribute to one of the dearly departed 'greats'. :lol:
http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Comrade+Wolfie&color=Gold&mana_r=1&mana_u=1&mana_g=1&mana_b=1&mana_w=1&mana_colorless=9&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fi210.photobucket.com%2Falbums %2Fbb40%2FSilvarwulf67%2F300px-718smiley_svg_zps4c34d824.png&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Planeswalker&subtype=Chit+Chat+Troll&expansion=Fifth+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7Bb%7D%7B2%7DAnnoy+Admins%0D%0A%7Bu%7D%7 Bg%7D+Make+Jokes%0D%0A%7Br%7D%7Bw%7D+Get+Banned+fo r+Trolling&power=20&toughness=20&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[L.A.P.]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=%23FF0000&color=Blue&mana_r=0&mana_u=2&mana_g=5&mana_b=0&mana_w=3&mana_colorless=X&picture=tempimages%2F921135507.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=Magic+2012&rarity=Common&cardtext=-+deals+maximum+damage+to+opponent+in+one+post%0D%0 A-+multiplies+health+by+10%0D%0A-+reinforces+legendary+rep&power=10&toughness=10&artist=Lovescash&bottom=communism%E2%84%A2+&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Il Medico]

I approve of the fact that #FF0000's card is blue. This humors me more than it should.

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Lt.+Ferret&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.staticflickr.com%2F119% 2F300789219_287f0e4c5a_o.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=&subtype=Ghast+&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=The+opposite+of+%23ff0000%0D%0A%0D%0ATake +most+horrendous+and+flawed+social+%2F+political+p osition+possible+with+one+single+post.+About+as+ac ceptable+as+spitting+in+a+baby%27s+face+(and+proba bly+has)&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ravachol]

For those familiar with the double-faced card transformation mechanic (http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/feature/157b):

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=AttackGR&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=3&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fterminal119archive.files.word press.com%2F2012%2F04%2Fspf.png&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Creature&subtype=n-n-n-nihilist&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Uncommon&cardtext=%7B3%7D%7Bb%7D%3A+Prepare+the+molotovs!+G lory+to+the+CCoF!+For+social+war+%26+insurrection! +AttackGR+deals+3+damage+to+up+to+2+target+creatur es.%0D%0A%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%7Bt%7D%3A+AttackGR+deals+4 +damage+to+controlling+player.+Transform+AttackGR.&power=3&toughness=3&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Delenda+Carthago&color=Red&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fdomaingang.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2FKKE-286x300.png&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Creature&subtype=born-again+Stalinist&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Uncommon&cardtext=%7B2%7D%7Br%7D%7Bt%7D%3A+Prevent+all+dama ge+dealt+to+target+parliament+this+turn.%0D%0A%7B3 %7D%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%3A+All+workers+under+control+of+ other+players+cannot%2C+may+not%2C+should+not+atta ck+until+end+of+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0AAt+the+end+of+tur n+pay+%7Br%7D+or+transform+Delenda+Carthago.&power=2&toughness=4&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ele'ill]

:lol:

[#FF0000]

aw shit i'm spike spiegel hell yes dude

[#FF0000]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Avanti&color=Blue&mana_r=0&mana_u=3&mana_g=0&mana_b=3&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegorgeousdaily.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Falex-grey-1.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=Magic+2012&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=Flying%0D%0A%7Bt%7D+Destroy+every+creatur e+on+the+field+and+replace+them+with+one+1%2F1+Ava nti+token+per+creature+under+your+control.%0D%0A%0 D%0A%22Avanti+is+All%22&power=20&toughness=20&artist=&bottom=Avanti&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Sam_b]

Remus gonna be maaaad

[Fourth Internationalist]

This is a great thread. Very funny. :)

[cyu]

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[cyu]

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[Ele'ill]

Sam b doesn't play magic the gathering they play pokemon

[Rugged Collectivist]

I know nothing about magic the gathering so I made a Yu-Gi-Oh card. I hope that's okay.

http://oi39.tinypic.com/amrt01.jpg

[Remus Bleys]

Remus gonna be maaaadbut i love taters
my only complaint is that the picture is not Nechayev

[L.A.P.]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=9mm&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=5&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F014152076.jpg&supertype=Ongoing&cardtype=Planeswalker&subtype=&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=special+ability%3A+regenerates+health+aft er+death%7Bt%7D&power=35&toughness=50&artist=Mr.+Populi&bottom=communism%E2%84%A2&set1=&set2=&setname=

[cyu]

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[Ele'ill]

gotta redo TGDU's so it makes more sense, Biopower!

[cyu]

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[Rugged Collectivist]

Oops! I did it again. lol

http://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/ycmaker/createcard.php?name=Infinity&cardtype=Monster&subtype=divine&attribute=Divine&level=12&rarity=Ultimate+Rare&picture=tempimages%2F930885277.jpg&circulation=&set1=&set2=&type=Divine-Beast&carddescription=A+being+so+powerful+and+esoteric+t hat+any+mortal+who+looks+upon+it+will+be+driven+to +insanity%2Fenlightenment.&atk=INF&def=INF&creator=&year=2013&serial=

[cyu]

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[cyu]

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[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Fuck I love this thread. :lol:

[Per Levy]

the only thing i do wonder is: if i play the dnz against the ismail card wich of them would win?

[Leo]

I think it's pretty evident that a majority of revleft posters don't really understand Magic the Gathering.

[Ele'ill]

I think it's pretty evident that a majority of revleft posters don't really understand Magic the Gathering.

ballpark it

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

I think it's pretty evident that a majority of revleft posters don't really understand Magic the Gathering.

As with the bible, I think it counts if you try.

[cyu]

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[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Leo&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=4&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FouFrZnQ.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=&subtype=Wet+Blanket&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=Lion+of+the+Communist+Left%0D%0A%0D%0Atak e+a+look+at+these+stats%0D%0A%0D%0A%7D%7B1%7D5%7D% 7B7%7D%7Bw%7D%7Bb%7D%7Bt%7D%7Bt%7D%7Bg%7D%7Bg%7D%7 Bwhocaresdfkjdhfkjhd%7Dwhocares&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Brutus]

I second Leo

[The Idler]

I'd like to make one for Sam b but I don't know Magic TG.

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Brutus&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Ffasab.files.wordpress.com%2F2 013%2F04%2Farmored-knight.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=-add+this+card+to+an+attack+to+add+approximately+0+ additional+damage+%0D%0A%0D%0A-discard%0D%0A%0D%0A%22None+of+us+knew+who+this+per son+was+that+was+hailing+us%2C+but+they+%22second+ Leo%22%2C+and+none+of+us+knew+exactly+what+that+me ant+either.%22&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Yuppie Grinder]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Revleft+Poster&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F019781985.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=12+year+old+billionare&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=Weakness%3A+Get+grounded%2C+helicopter+pr ivileges+revoked+for+weekend.%0D%0ASpecial+ability %3A+say+dumb+thing%2C+get+banned.&power=4&toughness=20&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=dingus
I have no idea how magic works by the way.

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Devrim%27s+Tears&color=Blue&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Ftransitionvoice.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2Fnoahs-ark-afloat.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Scheme&subtype=&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=%22nobody%27s+doing+what+I+want+to+do%22% 0D%0A%22so+what+would+you+like+to+do%3F%27%0D%0A%2 2i+dunno%2C+complain+about+not+doing+it%22&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[#FF0000]

are these jokes from the cu

i want to be in the cu

[Ele'ill]

whoops, that wasn't the finalized card i don't think the final version url copied to clip board so I just accidentally posted that one

no, that card has to do with this thread and I am joking I think Devrim is usually a good poster although overreacting imo in that thread http://www.revleft.com/vb/mass-demonstrations-and-t186042/index.html

[Yuppie Grinder]

are these jokes from the cu

i want to be in the cu

it's stupid that you're excluded from it but you're really not missing out on much

[#FF0000]

they're missing out on me

[Ele'ill]

they're missing out on me


you would become CU and be having this same conversation here about boring cu












unless you partook in the frequent extravagant drama parties we have every day/night all the time

[o well this is ok I guess]

ya'll have no sense of mana costs

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Oh+look%2C+it's+this+thread+ag ain&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.revleft.com%2Fvb%2Frevlef t%2Fmisc%2Flogo1.gif&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=Fifth+Edition&rarity=Common&cardtext=Post+target+thread+titled+either+'How+do+ we+unite+the+left%3F'%2C'Is+violence+alienating+th e+glorious+masses%3F'%2C'Should+we+come+up+with+a+ new+name%2Fcolor%2Fe-marketing+campaign+for+communism%3F'+or+'hey+guys% 2C+look+at+this+make-believe+blueprint+for+communism+and%2For+the+party +i+drew+up!'.%0D%0A%0D%0AYou+can+have+as+many+inst ances+of+'oh+look%2C+it's+this+thread+again'+in+yo ur+deck+as+you+please%2C+it+just+KEEPS+GOING+ON.&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Il Medico]

You know, I think someone should make an il medico card. I feel this revleft deck is sorely lacking in the me department. /subtle hint


are these jokes from the cu

i want to be in the cu
This post made your card being blue even funnier. (cuz you've been denied a blue name, get it? Yea? Get it?)
http://media.tumblr.com/ae662ffaaf7a839d9a20bdfba237c5ee/tumblr_inline_mx85zxc0bI1rh2z78.gif

[Art Vandelay]

You know, I think someone should make an il medico card. I feel this revleft deck is sorely lacking in the me department. /subtle hint

I'd make you a card, but I don't know how, I tried making one earlier for vox populi but it didn't work.

Someone make Il Medico a card god dammit!

[Leftsolidarity]

I'd make you a card, but I don't know how, I tried making one earlier for vox populi but it didn't work.

Someone make Il Medico a card god dammit!

I keep wanting to make some too but still have no idea what the hell those things mean. If I'm making a card it has to be good damn it!

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fhesmackeditbro.files.wordpres s.com%2F2011%2F02%2Fanarchist-communist_symbol1.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Stab+target+leninist%2C+smash+target+wind ow.+When+'RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER'+comes+into+pla y+you+may+pay+an+additional+%7Br%7D%7Bb%7D+for+eac h+parking+meter+under+target+player's+control.+Whe n+you+do%2C+all+parking+meters+under+that+player's +control+are+tapped+and+remain+tapped+until+the+en d+of+your+next+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A'RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!RA AN!RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!'&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Art Vandelay]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fhesmackeditbro.files.wordpres s.com%2F2011%2F02%2Fanarchist-communist_symbol1.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Stab+target+leninist%2C+smash+target+wind ow.+When+'RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER'+comes+into+pla y+you+may+pay+an+additional+%7Br%7D%7Bb%7D+for+eac h+parking+meter+under+target+player's+control.+Whe n+you+do%2C+all+parking+meters+under+that+player's +control+are+tapped+and+remain+tapped+until+the+en d+of+your+next+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A'RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!RA AN!RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!'&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

Winner. :lol:

[khad]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fhesmackeditbro.files.wordpres s.com%2F2011%2F02%2Fanarchist-communist_symbol1.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Stab+target+leninist%2C+smash+target+wind ow.+When+'RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER'+comes+into+pla y+you+may+pay+an+additional+%7Br%7D%7Bb%7D+for+eac h+parking+meter+under+target+player's+control.+Whe n+you+do%2C+all+parking+meters+under+that+player's +control+are+tapped+and+remain+tapped+until+the+en d+of+your+next+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A'RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!RA AN!RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!'&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=
You left out 1R for Nachie's super chakra powered semen retention ability. (works like a mana battery)

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fhesmackeditbro.files.wordpres s.com%2F2011%2F02%2Fanarchist-communist_symbol1.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Instant&subtype=&expansion=Seventh+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Stab+target+leninist%2C+smash+target+wind ow.+When+'RAAN+LIKE+A+MOTHERFUCKER'+comes+into+pla y+you+may+pay+an+additional+%7Br%7D%7Bb%7D+for+eac h+parking+meter+under+target+player's+control.+Whe n+you+do%2C+all+parking+meters+under+that+player's +control+are+tapped+and+remain+tapped+until+the+en d+of+your+next+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A'RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!RA AN!RAAN!RAAN!RAAN!'&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

Now we need one for that shapeshifting AK person too.

[Rugged Collectivist]

http://i41.tinypic.com/idsq4g.jpg

[Ele'ill]

endless emails

[L.A.P.]

I think it's pretty evident that a majority of revleft posters don't really understand Magic the Gathering.

sorry, magic was before my time. I was a yu gi oh kid which i now can see is a dumbed-down version

[Flying Purple People Eater]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=TrotskistMarx&color=Gold&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=3&mana_w=2&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fimg339.imageshack.us%2Fimg339 %2F151%2Fwhatwouldrepubblicanjes.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Master+of+Puppets&expansion=Tenth+Edition&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=%7Br%7D%7Br%7D+Put+quotes+at+the+bottom+o f+posts.+All+creature+cards+on+the+opponent+side+o f+the+field+are+tapped+out+of+rage+for+three+round s.%0D%0A%7Bw%7D%7Bw%7D%7Bw%7D+Reveal+Anti-Semitic+cultist+blog.+All+opposing+creature+cards+ cackle+hysterically%2C+dropping+their+power+rating s+to+0+for+three+turns.%0D%0A-+When+this+card+is+destroyed%2C+it+is+sent+back+to +it's+owners'+hand.+If+this+card+is+placed+back+up on+the+field%2C+it+creates+a+token%2C+known+as+'fa lse+name'%2C+with+the+stats+'0%2F1'.+If+'false+nam e+is+destroyed%2C+this+card+is+immediately+destroy ed.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22dear+friends+!+!+!+i+have+someth ing+to+tell+you+!+!+!%22&power=2&toughness=5&artist=Revleft+Stalker&bottom=™+%26+©+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=1337&set2=2001&setname=TrotskistMarx

[Flying Purple People Eater]

sorry, magic was before my time. I was a yu gi oh kid which i now can see is a dumbed-down version

It's a completely different game. It's not a 'dumbed down' version of anything. Duel Masters was the dumbed-down MtG.


- Experience as a nerdy child.

[cyu]

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[ÑóẊîöʼn]

I'm not familiar with MtG so I've probably got it wrong:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2qw09bc.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/x2jn1y.jpg

[cyu]

Sorry I had to replace some of the letters in your name - not all of them worked xD

9351

[cyu]

9353

[Orange Juche]

Hahaha this is the best thread of all time!

[Sinister Intents]

Someone should make one of me that'd be cool

[cyu]

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[#FF0000]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=i%27m+fuckin+drunk&color=Gold&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=1&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=X&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aatiffany.com%2Fimages%2F BEEFEATER%2520GIN%2520%2528ENG%2529.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Scheme&subtype=liquied&expansion=Fourth+Edition&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=fucking+talk+to+everyone+dude+just+open+u p+that+contact+list+talk+to+people+you+barely+ever +conversed+with+holy+shit%0D%0A%0D%0A&power=10&toughness=10&artist=get+the+fuck+out+if+you+don%27t+like+the+ba nd+kinoko+teikoku+by+the+way&bottom=i%27m+a+grown+up+i+don%27t+even+care&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Rolling+Dumpster&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=4&picture=http%3A%2F%2Friotjoke.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2Fdeathorglory.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Artifact&subtype=Crimethinc.+Dumpster&expansion=Sixth+Edition&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7B3%7D%7Bb%7D%7Bb%7D%7Bt%7D%3A+Target+pl ayer+skips+their+next+draw+step.+Get+it%3F+Skippin g%3F%0D%0A%0D%0A%7B2%7D%7Br%7D%3A+Rolling+dumpster +is+set+on+fire+and+gains+%2B4%2F-2+until+end+of+turn.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7Bb%7D%7Br%7D%3A+ Sacrifice+rolling+dumpster%2C+move+up+to+3+target+ cops+to+the+graveyard.&power=1&toughness=3&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

http://i44.tinypic.com/r08qrp.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/2vdqhhd.jpg

[cyu]

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[Slavic]

I don't know many of the users here to well, so

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab334/NeoSlavic/NationalLiberation_MTG_zps2f83ff90.jpg

[Ele'ill]

Dual Card

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Committed+User+Group&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=5&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spaceinvading.com%2Fbookm arklet%2FImages%2F14030912370888642.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Scheme&subtype=almost+as+bad+as+detroit&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=For+every+mana+cost+per+card+add+two+free +additional+mana+of+type+that+you+cannot+use+and+d o+not+need.+Sit+quietly+and+watch+opposing+player+ contemplate+this+in+confusion.+%0D%0A%0D%0A&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

http://forum.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Committed+User+Group&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fus.123rf.com%2F400wm%2F400%2F 400%2Falexuss%2Falexuss1201%2Falexuss120100004%2F1 1878499-fighting-cats.jpg&supertype=&cardtype=&subtype=shits+getting+dicey+out+of+fucking+nowhere +&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=Blocks+next+attack+by+opponent+with+deafe ning+cat+breath+roar.+%0D%0A%0D%0AYou+will+notice+ that+this+card+is+free%2C+it+costs+literally+nothi ng+it+is+a+likely+follow+up%2C+a+guarantee%2C+comp letely+inevitable%2C+it+happens+all+the+time+in+be tween+when+absolutely+nothing+is+happening+at+all+ most+of+the+time.+&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[#FF0000]

#ff0000 in the cu in 2014 world can't wait

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

http://i41.tinypic.com/6j0dpc.jpg

[khad]

I don't know many of the users here to well, so

http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab334/NeoSlavic/NationalLiberation_MTG_zps2f83ff90.jpg
Yet another "Marxist" apparently unaware of the adjectival form of bourgeoise.

So, you read Marx, hmmm?

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=The+Fall+Of+Communism&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.frugal-cafe.com%2Fpublic_html%2Ffrugal-blog%2Ffrugal-cafe-blogzone%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Fcheeseburger-stand-on-florida-beach-phillip-pessar-flickr.jpg&supertype=&cardtype=&subtype=The+Entrepreneurial+Cheeseburger+Van&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=Specialized+mana+cost%3A%0D%0A2+vans%0D%0 A1+friend+that+you+are+above+in+a+social+hierarchy +%0D%0A1%2B+below+minimum+wage+worker%0D%0A%2Bactu al+surprise+when+capitalism+kills+your+dreams%2C+n ot+communism%0D%0A%0D%0AThis+is+a+defense+card+to+ be+used+after+elaborate+attack+sequence+of+your+ch oice+by+opposing+player.+All+damage+reversed+over+ course+of+up+to+ten+turns.+Laugh+all+the+way+to+th e+bank.&power=&toughness=&artist=should+have+fought+for&bottom=the+commons+you+dumb+motherfucker&set1=&set2=&setname=

[motion denied]

lol.

[Taters]

"should have fought for the commons you dumb motherfucker"
I died

[Slavic]

Yet another "Marxist" apparently unaware of the adjectival form of bourgeoise.

So, you read Marx, hmmm?

More like I am just really bad at grammar and spelling. I didn't know I couldn't be a "Marxist" if my adjectival form of bourgeoise was misused.

O well back to oppressing the working class I guess.

[khad]

More like I am just really bad at grammar and spelling. I didn't know I couldn't be a "Marxist" if my adjectival form of bourgeoise was misused.

O well back to oppressing the working class I guess.
I think you sound more like a pretentious ponce thinking that words like bourgeoisie and proletariat have any relevance in the vernacular of the working class in New Jersey, where you apparently live.

If you are so apparently anti-intellectual, then why would you bother with these foreign sounding Marxist terms if not to make yourself look smart?

[#FF0000]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=khad&color=White&mana_r=2&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2F1-media-cdn.foolz.us%2Fffuuka%2Fboard%2Ftg%2Fimage%2F1372% 2F00%2F1372000530839.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=Alpha&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7Bt%7D+Remove+%22Fun%22+from+the+thread+ and+from+both+player%27s+decks.+Send+to+graveyard. +Burn+the+graveyard&power=2&toughness=2&artist=you+think+this+is+a+fucking+game%3F&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Slavic]

I think you sound more like a pretentious ponce thinking that words like bourgeoisie and proletariat have any relevance in the vernacular of the working class in New Jersey, where you apparently live.

If you are so apparently anti-intellectual, then why would you bother with these foreign sounding Marxist terms if not to make yourself look smart?

They do not have much relevance in working class New Jersey, your right, hence I used them on revleft within a humorous Magic The Gathering card building thread. Way to turn a funny thread into a dissertation on Marxist terminology and semantics while also insulting my intelligence. Thank you for your contribution.

[Rugged Collectivist]

http://i41.tinypic.com/6j0dpc.jpg

http://i44.tinypic.com/w6sfwx.jpg

[Marshal of the People]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Brutus&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F922542065.jpeg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Tribal&subtype=Evil&expansion=Beta&rarity=Common&cardtext={b}Swearing+at+Marshal+of+the+People%0D%0 A%0D%0A{b}Insulting+Marshal+of+the+People%0D%0A%0D %0A{b}Abusing+Marshal+of+the+People&power=0&toughness=0&artist=Marshal+of+the+People&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=9999&set2=9999&setname=Brutus

Why has no one made one for me yet?

[Taters]

Why has no one made one for me yet?

Your wish is my command.


http://i.imgur.com/GSqKzJm.jpg

[Brotto Rühle]

http://i44.tinypic.com/w6sfwx.jpg
I don't get this one...why is there a *******.....and just astrixes everywhere??

Oh, what the shit? (Why is R /ooster/ censored? Some sort of meme?)

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

I am absolutely terrified about what my potential card is. :laugh:

[#FF0000]

I don't get this one...why is there a *******.....and just astrixes everywhere??

Oh, what the shit?

ooster w/ a R

[Taters]

ooster w/ a R

Free the cock.

[cyu]

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[cyu]

9372

[Art Vandelay]

Oh, what the shit? (Why is R /ooster/ censored? Some sort of meme?)

Its been censored ever since his ban and if I remember correctly there were accusations of sexism thrown around from the BA, since our motto was 'the few. the proud. the cocks.' Its ridiculous.

[Yuppie Grinder]

I don't get this one...why is there a *******.....and just astrixes everywhere??

Oh, what the shit? (Why is R /ooster/ censored? Some sort of meme?)

He was a very popular ultraleft poster here. A joke tendency formed around the term *******-ist after a stalinist invented the term to make fun of anti-stalinists. The tendency group got pretty big and annoyed some people. The cock himself was banned after posting a video containing a rape joke, and the group was banned shortly afterwards. I was part of the group, so were many revleft veterans.

[cyu]

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[cyu]

9374

[Criminalize Heterosexuality]

It's not like I'm referencing recent events or anything.

[Halert]

Albania bunker jokes on revleft.

[Halert]

Couldn't find his original avatar, but this does the job.

[Ceallach_the_Witch]

very flattered that I have a card :> this reminds me, i really miss playing magic the gathering :(

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

He was a very popular ultraleft poster here. A joke tendency formed around the term *******-ist after a stalinist invented the term to make fun of anti-stalinists. The tendency group got pretty big and annoyed some people. The cock himself was banned after posting a video containing a rape joke, and the group was banned shortly afterwards. I was part of the group, so were many revleft veterans.

I think it's funny as shit that the word itself is still banned. We couldn't even talk about real *******s if we wanted.

Cox4Lyfe

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

9372

...Okay, that's not quite as bad as I'd imagined. :grin:

[Ravachol]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Kronstadt&color=Black&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=1&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=3&picture=http://i.imgur.com/dSFGGSE.png&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Enchantment&subtype=Power+Word&expansion=Alpha&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Bring+up+kronstadt+in+a+discussion+and+wa tch+the+fun+unfold.+As+long+as+kronstadt+is+in+pla y%2C+during+each+player%27s+combat+phase%2C+all+cr eatures+that+can+attack%2C+have+to+attack.+Wheneve r+a+creature+attacks%2C+it+deals+1+damage+to+each+ other+creature+(including+those+under+control+of+t he+same+player)+in+play.&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Yuppie Grinder]

wow 7 pages in and nobody's made a card for kim jong illmatic smdh, revleft u slippin

[Sinister Intents]

wow 7 pages in and nobody's made a card for kim jong illmatic smdh, revleft u slippin

I would for you and Quail but I don't understand what I'm doing :(

[cyu]

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[cyu]

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[Ele'ill]

more

[cyu]

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[Marshal of the People]

Your wish is my command.


http://i.imgur.com/GSqKzJm.jpg

I think this one is the best.

[Red Commissar]

All the good ones for other users have been done so here's some dumb forum memes

http://i.imgur.com/V8YsSJL.png

http://i.imgur.com/kZcjnoF.png

and yes I don't have any clue how the real game works

[Halert]

Always friendly to new members.

[consuming negativity]

http://s10.postimg.org/irh3joba1/createcard_php_name_Opposing_Ideologies_color_Re.j pg

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=No+wait%2C+you+don%27t+underst and&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesleuthjournal.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F10%2Fpolicestate.jpg&supertype=&cardtype=&subtype=it%27s+not+a+state+it%27s+a..&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=powerful+central+authority+making+decisio ns+based+on+their+contacts+within+its+sub+authorit y+with+a+police+force+and+intelligence+agency+to+p rotect+it+keeping+the+same+productive+desires+and+ mechanisms+of+control+from+the+capitalist+society+ completely+intact+and+if+you+don%27t+work+you+don% 27t+get+any+food+and+starve.%0D%0A%0D%0Amake+oppon ent+get+up+from+playing+table+and+run+a+mile+while +you+chase+them+in+an+unmarked+panel+van+while+wea ring+a+ski+mask&power=5&toughness=5&artist=the+only+potato+sacks+you%27ll+get+&bottom=are+the+ones+over+your+stupid+anti-work+heads&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Leftsolidarity]

I demand more!

[Halert]

The BA

[cyu]

9421

[Q]

Always friendly to new members.
Hihi :D

Do I get a political card too maybe? :)

Anyway, my submission:

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Sam_b&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F447655653.jpg&supertype=Ongoing&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Moderator&expansion=Tenth+Edition&rarity=Common&cardtext=%7Bb%7D%7Bt%7D+Recurring+creature.+Attack s+are+mainly+passive-aggressive+posturing.+Very+effective+in+awkward+at tack.+Avoidance+%2B1.&power=1&toughness=1&artist=&bottom=&set1=&set2=&setname=Revleft

[Q]

Ok, Creep asked for one, here goes:

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Creep&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F530869655.jpg&supertype=World&cardtype=Sorcery&subtype=Wizard+of+Sarcasm&expansion=Tenth+Edition&rarity=Common&cardtext=%7Bw%7D+Sarcasm+is+raised+to+a+whole+new+ level.+All+defenses+against+this+are+futile.&power=10&toughness=1&artist=&bottom=&set1=&set2=&setname=Revleft

[bad ideas actualised by alcohol]

Asked for it, sarcastically. Of course.

[cyu]

9422

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=%23FF0000&color=Blue&mana_r=5&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.publicdomainpictures.net% 2Fpictures%2F60000%2Fnahled%2Fbright-blue-background.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Sorcery&subtype=blue%2C+oh+my+god%2C+look+at+all+the+blue&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=%22after+our+trek+through+the+endless+des ert+for+many+years%2C+enduring+many+people+guardin g+their+wells%2C+their+source+of+power%2C+with+aut omatic+weapons+of+the+likes+we%27ve+never+seen+bef ore%2C+I+believe+they+called+them+infractobans+and +verbalthreadcloseds%2C+cut+our+conversations+and+ questions+off+with+a+menacingly+dismissive+click-click%2C+we+came+across+the+dusty+book+of+arbitrar y+action+in+the+ruined+city+of+BA.+We+drank.%0D%0A %0D%0AIt+takes+a+whole+red+to+get+a+little+fucking +water.+Free+water+all+game+plan+accordingly.+&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Sentinel]

I want a magic card..

[Sinister Intents]

I want a magic card..

I'll try... :)
If it's not liked I'll get rid of it

[Sinister Intents]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Sentinel&color=Red&mana_r=5&mana_u=0&mana_g=5&mana_b=5&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fprofessionaltaxresolution.com %2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2F250px-Red_flag_II_svg.png&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=Demolish+-+immediately+destroys+target+creature+with+no+othe r+options%2C+and+immediately+wins.%0D%0ABan+-+Banishes+creature+permanently.%0D%0AFury+-+Terrify+creature+with+extreme+violence+and+fire.&power=99&toughness=99&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Sentinel]

Heh, thanks. :) It makes me a bit sad though, that I seem to be just 'the admin' to people here nowadays.. I should post more on the boards.

If someone of the old guard wanted to make a more 'personal' one I'd be delighted.

[cyu]

http://www.essentialmagicimages.com/20/1421.jpg

http://cartamagicastore.com/image/cache/data/magic/born-of-the-gods/silent-sentinel-500x500.jpghttp://cartamagicastore.com/image/cache/152-darksteel-sentinel-500x500.jpg

[Sentinel]

^ Haha :) But these are actual cards from the game right? Doesn't anyone think I have some personal qualities to ironise over?

[Sinister Intents]

^ Haha :) But these are actual cards from the game right? Doesn't anyone think I have some personal qualities to ironise over?

You do :) You're a Trotskyist, you have power over the Stalinites!!! You're also very kind, If I understood this card game type thing I'm sure I would've made something a lot better

[The Jay]

toki one for me please, much obliged good sir

[synthesis]

Referencing recent events:

[cyu]

9424

[Rugged Collectivist]

Me next! (Pleeease)

Sent from my C6522N using Tapatalk

[cyu]

9425

[The Jay]

loool thanks

[Quail]

One for me? I don't know how magicards work so I haven't made any for anyone else :(

[Sinister Intents]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Quail&color=Black&mana_r=5&mana_u=5&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=2&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2F169lpf2pywq9to97r2eb0xqgo4.wp engine.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2FBobwhite-Quail-Les-Howard-Photography-200x200.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Bird+of+prey&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=Pick+up+and+drop+-+Target+creature+gets+picked+up+from+and+dropped+f rom+very+high+up.+Quail+immediately+wins%0D%0ACons ume+-+Quail+eats+their+foes&power=99&toughness=99&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Sinister Intents]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=The+Jay&color=Red&mana_r=5&mana_u=5&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=3&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fth09.deviantart.net%2Ffs70%2F PRE%2Ff%2F2010%2F017%2F7%2Fd%2FRed_Jaybird_by_Wolf oxOkamichan.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Brutal+Revolutionary&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Rare&cardtext=Body+Slam+-+Target+creature+gets+body+slammed+by+The+Jay+taki ng+it's+health+down+by+half.%0D%0ABreak+Neck+-+Target+creature+is+now+paralyzed.%0D%0ATransforms +-+The+Jay+Transforms+into+Triceramarx%0D%0ATramples +-+When+The+Jay+transforms+into+Triceramarx+it+autom atically+tramples+and+crushes+the+target+creature+ to+death.&power=99&toughness=99&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Luís Henrique]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Quote+Mining&color=Red&mana_r=1&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F047803256.jpg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Instant&subtype=Dirty+Trick&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Uncommon&cardtext=%7Br%7D%3A+Quote+Engels.+Opponent+must+co unter+with+a+Marx+quote%2C+or+concede+defeat.%0D%0 A%0D%0A%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%3A+Quote+Marx.+Immediately+d estroy+opponent%2C+kill+thread.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7Bu%7D %7Bu%7D%3A+Quote+Wittgenstein%3A+all+quotes+now+me an+exactly+the+opposite+of+what+they+meant+before. %0D%0A%0D%0A%7Bb%7D%3A+Quote+Stalin.+Hillarity+ens ues.%0D%0A%0D%0A%22I+am+not+a+Marxist%22+-+Karl+Marx&power=1&toughness=0&artist=Formerly+Known&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+are+hence+forward+abol ished.&set1=&set2=&setname=

Luís Henrique

[cyu]

9433

[Sam_b]

Moderators and CUs in this thread trying to farm rep should know better. Thread should be closed or moved to chit-chat.

[synthesis]

Moderators and CUs in this thread trying to farm rep should know better. Thread should be closed or moved to chit-chat.


People who care about post counts and rep obviously lead sheltered lives.


TBH they should just close this entire forum, it's only here so people can post chit-chat worthy threads to amass rep.

http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/kingofpopcorn1.gif

[Luís Henrique]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Madamme+Ovaries&color=Gold&mana_r=5&mana_u=2&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=9&picture=tempimages%2F914995891.jpeg&supertype=Legendary&cardtype=Creature&subtype=Urban+Legend&expansion=Revised&rarity=Mythic&cardtext=%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%7Bu%7D%7Bu%7D%3A+Create+1+ purple+mana.%0D%0A%7B1%7D+Purple+manas%3A+win+the+ game.%0D%0A%7B9%7D+Purple+manas%3A+win+the+next+ga me.%0D%0A%7Bb%7D%7Bw%7D%7Bu%7D%7Br%7D%3A+Convert+o pponent.%0D%0A%7Br%7D%3A+Make+devrim+angry.%0D%0A% 0D%0A%22Pardon+my+French%22&power=99&toughness=99&artist=Flaw+Bert&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+Northern+Louisiana&set1=&set2=&setname=

Luís Henrique

[cyu]

win the next game.


:lol:Awesome:lol:

[Ele'ill]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=ckaihatsu&color=White&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-MiLp70BOlUo%2FTz8hIDBgj-I%2FAAAAAAAAAwU%2FDGHYTcM3DmU%2Fs1600%2Fyou%2527ve gotmail.gif&supertype=Ongoing&cardtype=Scheme&subtype=death+from+literally+a+million+copy+pasted +fucking+emails&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=%22We+suddenly+heard+this+booming+static+ filled+voice%2C+saying%2C+%27you%27ve+got+mail%27% 2C+and+then+we+were+crushed+beneath+millions+of+ph otocopied+newspaper+excerpts+and+union+rag+snippet s%2C+and+headlines%2C+AND+WORKER+MAGAZINES+AND+INT ERVIEWS+AND+RANDOM+PICTURES+OF+PEOPLE+WAVING+FLAGS +AND+WE+DIDN%27T+HAVE+ANY+CONTEXT+AS+TO+WHAT+A+SIN GLE+ONE+OF+THE+SHITS+WAS+ABOUT+BECAUSE+THERE+WAS+N O+ADDED+USER+OPINION+GIVEN+HINT+HINT+HINT%0D%0A%0D %0AYou+may+utilize+one+not+currently+existing+mana +type+of+your+choice.+%0D%0A%0D%0A&power=&toughness=&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1993-2013+Wizards+of+the+Coast+LLC&set1=&set2=&setname=

[Ele'ill]

Moderators and CUs in this thread trying to farm rep should know better. Thread should be closed or moved to chit-chat.

Making good posts is rep farming solution make bad posts so Sam b can complain about bad posts. Forum doesn't have enough good bad posts *whinge*

Sam b is just jjjjjjealous

[cyu]

Well, everybody is jealous of Mari3L :grin:

[Luís Henrique]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Left+Communist&color=Red&mana_r=5&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=tempimages%2F046879749.gif&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Artifact&subtype=Objective+Relation+of+Production&expansion=Unlimited&rarity=Rare&cardtext=%7Br%7D%3A+Declare+ongoing+struggle+to+be +bourgeois.+All+opponents+must+put+any+instant+int o+their+grimoire.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7Br%7D%7Bt%7D+Declar e+ongoing+struggle+to+be+bourgeois.+Game+ends+with out+a+winner.%0D%0A%0D%0A%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%7Br%7D%7B1 %7D+Declare+Magic+The+Gathering+a+bourgeois+game.+ Any+games+going+on+on+the+same+room+end+without+a+ winner.+Opponent+must+not+play+Magic+The+Gathering +until+delivering+a+complete+class+analysis+of+why +MTG+is+not+bourgeois%2C+no+Lenin+quotes+allowed.&power=0&toughness=99&artist=&bottom=%E2%84%A2+%26+%C2%A9+1893-2013+Armchair+Strategists+of+the+Coast&set1=&set2=&setname=

Luís Henrique

[motion denied]

^ Lol.

[Luís Henrique]

http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=Word+Politics&color=Gold&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=5&picture=tempimages%2F569345059.jpg&supertype=Basic&cardtype=Sorcery&subtype=Magical+thinking+Jinx&expansion=Revised&rarity=Common&cardtext=%7Bt%7D%7B3%7D%3A+No+more+black+mana+is+a llowed.+That's+racist.%0D%0A%7Bt%7D%7B3%7D%3A+No+m ore+red+mana+is+allowed.+It+is+racist%2C+too.%0D%0 A%7Bt%7D%7B3%7D%3A+No+more+white+mana+allowed.+It+ is+worse+than+racist%2C+it+is+white+supremacist.%0 D%0A%7Bt%7D%7B3%7D%3A+No+more+green+or+blue+mana+a llowed.+It+attempts+to+divert+focus+from+racial+is sues%2C+pretending+that+racism+doesn't+exist.%0D%0 A%7Bt%7D%7B5%7D%3A+No+white+creatures+may+be+summo ned%2C+unless+a+black+creature+is+summoned+simulta neously.%0D%0A%7Bt%7D%7B5%7D%3A+No+male+creature+m ay+be+summoned%2C+unless+a+female+creature+is+summ oned+simultaneously.%0D%0A%7Bt%7D%7B5%7D%3A+Male+c reatures+can+not+attack+a+female+creature+until+en d+of+turn.%0D%0A%7Bt%7D%7B5%7D%3A+Male+creatures+c annot+block+female+creatures+until+end+of+turn.%0D %0A%7Bt%7D%7B9%7D%3A+Opponents+may+not+speak+to+th e+end+of+the+game%2C+since+language+is+sexist.%0D% 0A%0D%0A%22Shut+up%2C+for+anything+you+say+will+be +used+against+you%22+-+Benjamin+Lee+Whorf&power=&toughness=&artist=Merlin&bottom=&set1=&set2=&setname=

Luís Henrique

[Sam_b]

Being called out has obviously touched a nerve Luís.

[cyu]

9434

[cyu]

http://www.revleft.com/vb/thanks-chit-chat-t187847/index.html

9435

[Kill all the fetuses!]

http://s4.postimg.org/5u4nywebh/impossible.jpg

[Ele'ill]

*trigger warning*, strong emotional/personal statement, self harm/suicide given current social climate, photo of gun in mouth, person in underwear



http://www.mtgcardmaker.com/mcmaker/createcard.php?name=May+Day+(May+1st)&color=Black&mana_r=0&mana_u=0&mana_g=0&mana_b=0&mana_w=0&mana_colorless=0&picture=http%3A%2F%2Fspacereptilesareyourfriend.co m%2Fimages%2Fhelmut-newton-gun-in-mouth.jpg&supertype=&cardtype=&subtype=oh+my+god+not+again&expansion=&rarity=Common&cardtext=It+is+2014%2C+let+us+celebrate+the+celebr ation+of+celebrating+a+celebration+that+hasn%27t+b een+celebrated+yet+of+something+that+hasn%27t+happ ened+and+isn%27t+going+to+happen+but+only+if+we%27 re+allowed+(we+have+to+submit+for+a+permit+4+this+ but+if+we%27re+allowed+we%27re+gonna+be+probably+h appy)%0D%0A%0D%0ATake+1%2F4+damage+next+turn+becau se+your+fucking+awesome+union+is+boosting+sales+15 %25+this+quarter+cuz+productivity%2C+don%27t+frown %2C+citizen-worker%2C+there+are+worse+jobs+than+these.%0D%0A%0 D%0A&power=&toughness=&artist=fuck+everything&bottom=fuck+you%2C+fuck+your+union%2C+fuck+your+sn itching%2C+fu&set1=eat+&set2=shit&setname=and+burn+in+hell