Your favourite insult?

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

One you would direct at an individual or group that just hits all your buttons and makes you scream-at-the-TV angry.

A favourite at the moment is one I would use for DC and Cleggers -

'You smug, self-serving, out-of-touch, slimey buckets of maggot cock!'

And there's always the tried and tested - 'Fucknugget'

[Remus Bleys]

"petty-bourgeois revisionist reactionary fuck for brains worthless piece of shit"

[human strike]

'Scumfuck' is pretty good, but my favourite is probably 'syphilitic son of a wannabe trot'.

[Futility Personified]

I know the feeling of revleft about the c word, so I shan't.... but the precursors to it would be malodorous exploitative shit peddlers

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

"May you rot in a pit of your own failure!"

[#FF0000]

'man that's dumb you're dumb"

anything more than that sounds like trying too hard

[Firebrand]

"Soulless, nepotistic, thieving sociopaths", is a current favorite of mine when discussing the banks.
then there's "slimy, money grubbing, narcissistic cockroaches"
or if you're feeling geeky "Meglomaniacal, planet stealing, ferengi"
and of course you can't go wrong with the classic "tory bastards"

[The Garbage Disposal Unit]

Lately, when talking about punk scenes:

Spineless.
Beneath contempt.
Cowardly.

When talking about other things:

Martinet.
Cola-douche.

[Prometeo liberado]

I thought I told you to go fuck yourself?

[Sea]

butt head or poop face

(it's ironic because it's immature and relatively unoffensive, just in case you didn't get it)

[Crabbensmasher]

You fucking little fuck. (I'm not very creative.)

Sometimes, just for the irony I'll call somebody a "Bloody socialist". I just find these cold-war-esque insults against socialism absolutely hilarious. Like if you heard somebody nowadays yelling about the "Thieving, psychotic, red-loving gerrymandering despots!". It seems so pointless and out of touch with reality. It makes it even better if you use like an old timey Winston Churchhill type voice when you say it.

(At least where I live this is funny. I guess in some places people actually feel this way. Makes me shudder)

[Ele'ill]

brief eye contact and smile then ignoring them in a not-worth-the-time kind of way

[Zealot]

dumbfuck, dumb ass, shit for brains, maggot, ass clown, drop kick, and a few more i can't say here

[Stalinist Speaker]

"Think of what you just said idiot"

[Marshal of the People]

I'm smarter than you!

[bricolage]

'stop showing off' remains the only guaranteed reply to anyone that while take them down several pegs.

[Comrade Samuel]

You god damn phony.

[ВАЛТЕР]

Fuck face and dick nose when speaking English.

[Hrafn]

You satans jävla helvetes fanskap.

(loosely transled, you "Satan's damned hellish damnation", or something similar.)

[BIXX]

I like to call people "plebes".

It just has a nice feel to it.

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

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5. Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffft.

[Sam_b]

"Think of what you just said idiot"


Cutting

[#FF0000]

brief eye contact and smile then ignoring them in a not-worth-the-time kind of way

this except deadpan

[BIXX]

I like to refer to people as "dangerous intellectuals" hahahaha.

[Art Vandelay]

'Yeah...well...you know...that's just like uhh...your opinion man.'

In other words, thread finished.

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