Britney Spears espouses the Marxist LTV

[Jimmie Higgins]

Har

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/80353-2013101480353



BRITNEY Spears has admitted her latest single Work ***** is inspired by the writings of Karl Marx.

The star has based her latest hit on a lifetime’s study of the father of communism, and a strong desire to champion the cause of the proletariat.

She said: “I’ve always sung about the relationship between people and the economic systems which govern their lives, for example my exploration of the seductive power of capital in Gimme More.

“Work ***** is a satire of commodity fetishism which underlines that the real owners of the means of production are the workers themselves.

“When I whip a woman wearing bondage gear in the video, it’s a metaphor.”

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

..hmm..red stuff leaking out of my ears and nose again..

[Jimmie Higgins]

..hmm..red stuff leaking out of my ears and nose again..Is it socialism?

[Flying Purple People Eater]

What.

[MarxSchmarx]

It is an incredibly depressing commentary on the contemporary left that, were something like this to actually happen,

1. it will rocket the profile of our movement in the public consciousness decades forward,
2. the leftist orgs will have no idea how to handle the sudden explosion of interest by the working class.

Sigh.

[Yet_Another_Boring_Marxist]

It is an incredibly depressing commentary on the contemporary left that, were something like this to actually happen,

1. it will rocket the profile of our movement in the public consciousness decades forward,
2. the leftist orgs will have no idea how to handle the sudden explosion of interest by the working class.

Sigh.

The Daily Mash is a comedy site. Do you think there are enough people who understand the labour theory of value well enough to parody it? I mean, fuck Marxists hardly understand it, that shit's dense.