Landover Baptist Church

[Zealot]

Anyone else heard of them? It's the best site on the interwebs, apart from Revleft of course :lol:. The website is an elaborate parody of right-wing Christian fundamentalism in the United States. Check out the Jesus Operating System

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/jesOS.html

[adipocere]

That from the Bush days. I wish they would being whitehouse.org back. It's still hilarious to read the archive. http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/index.asp

[RedBen]

Anyone else heard of them? It's the best site on the interwebs, apart from Revleft of course :lol:. The website is an elaborate parody of right-wing Christian fundamentalism in the United States. Check out the Jesus Operating System

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/jesOS.html

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a248/skinheadoioicrap/christprize.gif

[the debater]

I have to say, Landover Baptist is the definition of unparalleled awesomeness. I was on there for awhile myself, but unfortunately, I go banned. Unfortunately, they can be a little politically incorrect sometimes.

[Remus Bleys]

The project was initiated out of Godly concern that Christians are persecuted daily by being forced to use Godless, secular humanist operating systems. “Apple™ uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind,” says Mr. Peters, “and Windows™ funds a foundation set up by notorious atheist 'do-gooder,' Bill Gates, which seeks to help people in this life while paying no attention to their eternal destinies. And of course Linux is the handiwork of America-hating Europeans. Quite frankly, knowing this, the response of any Christian should be, I plead the power and blood of Jesus Christ over my keyboard! Demons out!” Peters assures potential buyers that JesOS™ is made by Christians, for Christians! And the coding will never be outsourced to a country where they worship cows.”
No “Recycle Bin” will be available on JesOS™. This ensures that the user won't inadvertently lend credence to the Catholic idea of "purgatory", when a file is deleted, it is gone. Jesus sends those bytes straight to the fiery pits of Hell -- no if's, and's or but's about it! Besides, True Christians™ don’t have any need to recycle in the real world, so why should we recycle on the computer? :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:
I love this


I want this to be an actual thing.

[Zealot]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a248/skinheadoioicrap/christprize.gif

Playstations are satanic. I'm sticking with JesOS

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/JesOSgraphic.jpg

[RedBen]

Playstations are satanic. I'm sticking with JesOS

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/JesOSgraphic.jpg

i got that pic off their sites years ago, i say jesus approves

[Marshal of the People]

They can be really hateful on their forums though they said that all people with aspergers are little psychopathic school shooters and serial killers and that we are fallen demons and should all be exterminated.

[Remus Bleys]

They can be really hateful on their forums though they said that all people with aspergers are little psychopathic school shooters and serial killers and that we are fallen demons and should all be exterminated.

Im pretty sure its a parody...

EDIT: Not that that makes that okay.

[Tenka]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

The site is a self-admitted satire, however one cannot be sure about the people on the forums....

[tachosomoza]

That site is a perfect spoof of some denominations of American brand Christianity.