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Os Cangaceiros
19th August 2013, 00:08
This may be the mustache that launched a thousand death threats, yet a Pakistani man, Malik Amir Mohammad Khan Afridi, is still refusing to shave the 30-inch soup strainer that recently got him into trouble with some local militants.

According to Al Jazeera (http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2013/08/2013815114951805814.html), militia group and Taliban ally Lashkar-e-Islam deemed Afridis whiskers to be un-Islamic and demanded $500 in protection money, which he refused to pay. The group then kidnapped the 48-year-old businessman and held him hostage in a cave for a month until he finally shaved.

Last year, Afridi, unafraid, grew it back spending up to 30 minutes a day waxing, combing and fortifying his facial furniture and the death threats began again. To keep his wife and ten children safe, he left his hometown and family behind, and once again took to the road. He now sees them only rarely.

The cocktail of oils, soaps and ointments he uses to keep his follicles fabulous cost around $150 a month but Afridi receives help from the Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa administration, which pays him a moustache bursary of $50 a month as a symbolic gesture of the states appreciation for the bravery and virility supposedly associated with the manly growth.

http://www.salon.com/2013/08/16/mustache_elicits_taliban_death_threats/

What a hero! No surrender to anti-mustache despots!

Zostrianos
19th August 2013, 00:13
Among the many groups that need to be completely eradicated for the good of humanity, the taliban are right up there near the top of the list.

Art Vandelay
19th August 2013, 00:14
Seriously? I mean common, he only rarely sees his wife and kids now cause of all this shit? That's pretty shitty of him. I mean what's he trying to hide under that thing, does he have some huge mole on his lip with a hair sticking out or what.

Brutus
19th August 2013, 01:20
http://media.salon.com/2013/08/2013815124324822734_20.jpg
"I can leave my family, I can leave Pakistan, but I can never cut my mustache again," said Afridi [EPA]

Goblin
19th August 2013, 04:03
He who lives by the mustache, shall die by the mustache!

Viva La Mustache!

bcbm
19th August 2013, 04:21
Afridi receives help from the Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa administration, which pays him a “moustache bursary” of $50 a month as a symbolic gesture of the state’s appreciation for the bravery and virility supposedly associated with the manly growth.

i want to campaign for this to be introduced in my state. i would totally grow a mustache again.

Bardo
19th August 2013, 23:04
Mo' stache, mo' problems.

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