Staff wanted e-mail (made me chuckle)

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

I occaisionally get an e-mail from a recuritment agency with some of the latest vacancies locally and nationally.
Today's e-mail had the following subject -

Staff wanted: MI6, TopShop, Carlsberg

...the job market is very diverse at present.

[The Feral Underclass]

All you need is a 2:2 degree to join.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

I have no degree...or A levels...