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Lenina Rosenweg
14th July 2013, 03:52
Louis Proyect; who served as Chairman of the convention, explained, "symbols such as red flags and clenched fists put people off, while the U.S. flag has a much more positive appeal." In the spirit of the lowest common demoninator, the conference opened, with everyone standing and reciting the Pledge of Allegience to the Flag.

In the spirit of avoiding terms such as "comrade", so as not to offend the average American, the ASSists voted to address each other as "neighbor," with the newly elected three person leadership team of Louis Proyect, Clay Claiborne, and Pham Binh, referred to as the "Neighborhood Watch." Proyect explained that this term was less offensive than traditional terms such as Central Committee, or Political Committee. Proyect was elected as Chairman, of the leadership group, effectively making him the Chief ASS.

http://redguarddude.blogspot.com/2013/07/founding-convention-of-american.html

Sentinel
14th July 2013, 04:16
:grin:

Does Binh still post here?

Kalinin's Facial Hair
14th July 2013, 04:20
Revolution, they'll never see it coming.

MarxSchmarx
16th July 2013, 05:23
well played, sir, well played.

Comrade Samuel
17th July 2013, 06:36
Howdy-ho neighbor!