Things a communist doesn't say

[Lokomotive293]

These ones are showing up everywhere, so I thought RevLeft needs one, too.

So, go.

[The Feral Underclass]

"I'm not racist, but..."

"One of my friends is gay..."

"You're fired"

Etc etc

[Brutus]

That Obama guy sure is swell!

[Jimmie Higgins]

"It's human nature..."

"Excuse me officer..."

"Get me your manager!"

[Pirate Utopian]

"I'm not a communist" GET IT? BECAUSE THEY ARE. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH

[Futility Personified]

Now i'm not a marxist, but....

[Flying Purple People Eater]

"Dolebludger."

[roy]

But they're definitely the lesser of two evils!

[Brutus]

North korea is dotp because dear leader says so!!!

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

I'm Labour, through and through.

[La Guaneña]

Something a revlefter never says:

I was wrong, I'm sorry.

[Brutus]

I'm Labour, through and through.

Hahaha!

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

"I prefer cats over dogs".

[Bostana]

Communism works..........in theory.......

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

Fun is a bourgeoisie concept.

[Brutus]

Fun is a bourgeoisie concept.

It should read: fun is a bourgeois concept.

Vostok, by any chance?

[Taters]

Vostok, by any chance?

COMRADES, leisure and relaxation are bourgeois! Farming potato and mining salt is what true proletarian does every waking hour!

[Brutus]

yes, comrade taters.

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

Potato is the best thing since potato.

[Comrade Samuel]

Let's go golfing!

[hatzel]

There's this one thing and it exists and I totally like it.

[∞]

"i prefer cats over dogs".

fuck you

[connoros]

"You people need Jesus."

[Bostana]

Have you people heard of this great prophet named Muhammed....

[The Intransigent Faction]

"There's a trickle-down theory here. When I'm happy, I'm less abusive to the rest of you."

Good ol' Homer Simpson. :D

"God bless America/God Bless Canada".

"Welcome, Maoist Rebel News fans...".

Lol, I kid on that last one...;)1

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

I just read this great book called Dianetics...

[The Intransigent Faction]

I just read this great book called Dianetics...

I'm getting tired of all the anti-psychiatry drivel floating around. Big pharma are the real victims here!

[∞]

this thread is lame as fuck

ITT: "Lol god is real." "I hate poor people."

No shit

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

You know what's wrong with this country? People from other countries!

[LOLseph Stalin]

"Reagan was the greatest US president to ever live!"
"I love MRN!"

[Doflamingo]

"Not all cops are bad"

[Sam_b]

Half the stuff on this site comprises of things a communist doesn't say

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

Socialized medicine = FASCISM!!!

[Trap Queen Voxxy]

Where did I put my black card? Oh well.

[Anti-White]

"I have a girlfriend."

[Comrade Jacob]

"I agree with private ownership of the means of production"
"I think inequality builds"
"The problem with socialism is that you run out of "other people's" money to spend"
"China is a communist dictatorship!"
"I am convinced by EVERYTHING I here about the DPRK because I don't want to sound controversial"
"The DPRK is a Stalinist state"
"Hitler was Stalin's friend at first"
"I think social-democrats are the REAL progressives"
"Capitalism is power to the people, socialism is power from the people"

I could do more but I need to keep by blood-level low.

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

"Quiet whining and ride the recession out, we're all in this together".

"Hello, my name is Liliana Evangeline Rose Smythe-Bottomtrop, 3rd Baronetcy of Hufflepuff".

And, on related note:

"You're a wizard, 'arry".

[darkblues]

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[Bardo]

"We have achieved full communism"

[Bright Banana Beard]

"It was a totalitarian hellhole!"

[Bostana]

Go Franko!
Spanish Civil War reference

[RedBen]

"I have a girlfriend."
speak for yourself:D

[Kingfish]

Why don't poor people just save more and spend less?

Neo-liberalism is the only hope for Africa.

If you dont vote you cannot criticize.

Hey dont blame me I voted for the other guy.

I'm a racial realist.

Why are people still complaining about colonialism that stuff happened ages ago.

You cant have democracy without a parliament.

[darkblues]

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