ESWP: Emergent Service Workers Party?

[Die Neue Zeit]

After British Sociology bastardized the meaning of "precariat," it didn't take long for political volunteers to launch an "Emergent Service Workers Party":

http://www.vice.com/en_za/read/emergent-services-workers-party


Yeah. Everyone turned out to be an emergent service worker. Someone has to represent us people, so here you have it – the eSWP is the future.

Also: http://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/niki-seth-smith/may-day-for-emergent-service-workers-protest-against-ourselves

[Hit The North]

You do realise these are satirical, don't you?

I think you should add the eSWP to the expanding list of organisations you support.

[bricolage]

lol, can't believe you actually think the name is serious.

[Q]

Satirical Workers Politics strikes again :D

[Devrim]

This made me laugh out loud. You just can't parody somebody like DNZ.

Devrim

[Luís Henrique]

We still can put up other six new parties:

Elite Party
Established Middle Class Party
Technical Middle Class Party
New Affluent Workers Party
Traditional Working Class Party
Precarious Proletariat Party

though no one of them would have a logo implying an unholy alliance between Internet Explorer and the Socialist Workers Party.

Here you can calculate your "new" class and party. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973)

For my part, I seem to be a proud member of the EMCP.

That's fitting - Evidently Marxist Communist Party!

Luís Henrique

[Vladimir Innit Lenin]

hahahahaa.

Also, as this is (unwitting yet brilliant) self-satire, i'm moving this to non-political.

[Sam_b]

"If DNZ didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him" - Alex Callinicos

[Fionnagáin]

To be fair, this'd hardly be the stupidest thing to come out of the British left.

[Die Neue Zeit]

You do realise these are satirical, don't you?

I know, but there are more serious ramifications behind the stunt.