Something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason 7

[Leftsolidarity]

Wooh new thread!

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Something that pisses me off is when people message me on facebook asking if I've got drugs or asking if I want to buy their drugs. First of all, if I wanted something I would get it so I don't need you to put yourself and myself at risk with your stupidity. Secondly, if I had drugs and I wanted you to know I would communicate that to you in a smarter way than fucking facebook. Fucking morons.

What's even worse is when people post status's like "Who's got some bud??" Who the fuck is going to comment "Oh oh I got bud" to everyone on the god damn internet?

[Goblin]

Genital mutilation. Fuck Judaism, fuck Islam and fuck America.

[The Cheshire Cat]

The fact that this thread is not stickied...

[Leftsolidarity]

The fact that this thread is not stickied...

Fixed now.

[VinnieUK]

The SPGB. It is small and irritates the fuck out of me.

[Art Vandelay]

The fucking treadmill known as life.

[slum]

trying to make bustelo in my simple-ass glass stovetop percolator no matter what i do it tastes like burnt motor oil

can barely choke this shit down

[Ele'ill]

when you're sitting in a public place and a bunch of people are having a political conversation especially if they're left/radical but you have no way to sit down and talk with them/yell at them/give your input

when you're sitting in a public place and a bunch of people are having a political conversation especially if they're left/radical and you say hi and sit down and talk with them and remember why it's futile to try and convince people of points or coddle people in a certain direction.


When it feels like they just don't have the reading prerequisites (lol a snobby thing for me to say i am a snob) or experience with stuff but you know they would agree totally with you if they made an effort to explore various texts and discussion. Like you feel they're almost at the point of not necessarily agreeing with you but understanding your criticism of something or whatever

[The Cheshire Cat]

When people are watching you while you're eating.

[Ocean Seal]

The fact that I can't get my life straight in time for me to get hit by the next set of events to hit me and knock me down another peg.

[Art Vandelay]

Moving. Seriously it sucks.

[The Cheshire Cat]

In my dreams, I use such expensive words, that I can't even understand what I am dreaming about. It's ridiculous.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

The company where my wife works (also her mother's company) is going to go bankrupt.
They are going to start again right away, but she's gonna get paid less and work different hours to make it bareable.

So she asked me to take some time off (every wednesday) to watch our kids.
My boss isn't cooperating.

I hate it when everything changes...

[Ele'ill]

anarchism isn't a family, the last thing I want is to be a part of some fucking family

[Comrades Unite!]

People who constantly ask you for cigarettes despite never having any themselves.
It annoys me to no end, A relation of mine NEVER has them but always asks for them, I asked him why doesn't he just quit? But of course he states how 'Its too hard''
If its so hard then why don't you ever have them you disgraceful twat.

People who leach, Its so fucking annoying, Seems like everything you obtain they have some sort of share in it.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Never able to come up with lyrics to anything. I'll make some music and I'll want to add lyrics but I always get way too critical about everything and stop the whole process. Sometimes(Especially in the shower for some reason) I'll just start a freestyle but when I actually try thinking about something to rap about it's like I'm braindead.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

How my wife picks fights at the most anoying moments.

And me not being able to respond when in a fight.
Seriously, i just clam up.
Which of course leads to my wife getting even more mad...

Just...fuck my life...

[roy]

white people and the n word please stop

[Leftsolidarity]

When the pigs decide to go out of their way to harass you when you're just walking down the street

[A Revolutionary Tool]

white people and the n word please stop
Not even going to lie, I use it sometimes. Gangster rap made me do it.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When my manager questions my intelligence when I'm just doing what he tells me to do. He'll tell me to do something which is wrong then when I do it he'll get all mad at me and ask me if I'm stupid. Motherfucker you're the one that told me to do it, are you fucking stupid? Yes, the answer is yes.

[Comrades Unite!]

Never able to come up with lyrics to anything. I'll make some music and I'll want to add lyrics but I always get way too critical about everything and stop the whole process. Sometimes(Especially in the shower for some reason) I'll just start a freestyle but when I actually try thinking about something to rap about it's like I'm braindead.

Carry around a pad and pencil throughout your daily expieriances and jot down what comes to mind and mood and then form it into lyrics later.Study lyrics from Dylan to Nas and most importantly do not be too critical I have the same issue unfortuantly with regards to that

[Comrade Nasser]

When you wake up and the hairs on the back of you're head will not stay freakin down no matter how hard you comb them.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Carry around a pad and pencil throughout your daily expieriances and jot down what comes to mind and mood and then form it into lyrics later.Study lyrics from Dylan to Nas and most importantly do not be too critical I have the same issue unfortuantly with regards to that
The problem is it's usually in places where I can't just stop and write something down. Like at work if I'm working by myself(all the time) I'll just freestyle all day because I ain't got shit to listen to or when I'm in the shower. But I'll try to think about it later and I'll get what I was thinking all mixed up and won't remember it. Sometimes my friend videotapes that shit though and I'm going to just start pulling those lyrics from his phone to my notes. But sitting down and actually just trying to do it? It's freakin' hard. Whoever said rapping(Or just making lyrics in general) is shit music and that "anybody can do it" is a liar, it takes skills.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When you wake up and the hairs on the back of you're head will not stay freakin down no matter how hard you comb them.
THIS SO MUCH! I'm not trying to wake up at like 4 in the morning to shower for work so I'll do it at night but no matter what the hair on the back makes me look stupid all sticking up from sleeping on it.

[Skyhilist]

When liberals try to define socialism (e.g. "Actually, even having roads is socialism because anyone can use them")

[Rugged Collectivist]

The ridiculous politeness of US politicians. I watched a documentary the other day called 'revisionaries' about the battle over textbooks in texas. The main guy that they followed staunchly believed that the earth was 10000 years old, and that humans lived alongside dinosaurs. Whenever this was brought up everyone would say something along the lines of "I respect his personal belief, and he has a right to hold it, but I don't think he should be teaching it to our children". Why? Who cares if it's his personal belief? It's fucking stupid. This man was the chairman of the textbook review committee.

[Leftsolidarity]

When you wake up and the hairs on the back of you're head will not stay freakin down no matter how hard you comb them.

Get dreadlocks or get rid of your hair. Completely solves that issue, I hated that too.

[Quail]

When you wake up and the hairs on the back of you're head will not stay freakin down no matter how hard you comb them.
My son always wakes up with crazy hair and no matter how much I comb it it still sticks up... He looks so scruffy I bet people think I just don't bother with his hair.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I take a shower in the morning so my hair is never crazy

[Akshay!]

When you ask someone's opinion about something and they say "I'm neutral."

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Drake's stupid song about starting from the bottom. Because 1)I'm still fucking around that area and don't like to be reminded of that fact and 2) because now every time I say something is at the bottom someone says "Started from the bottom now we here."

"The Gatorade's are at the bottom."
"Started from the bottom now we here."
":sneaky:"

[Ele'ill]

when you're out with people or waiting for a bathroom while roommates are in there or waiting for something/anything and you ask how long they're going to be doing something and they give you the 'a couple minutes' answer and an hour and forty five minutes later you ask them again and they are like 'yeah just a few i dunno'

you realize that like 4-5 hours have past where the fuck did you go what happened are you okay what are you doing what do you do when you go to that place on internet land i just want to know how long you were going to be and you said a couple minutes which wasn't even an accurate exaggeration

'yeah i'm going to work *gets on space shuttle goes to outskirts of solar system ejects and travels into deep space*

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Drake's stupid song about starting from the bottom. Because 1)I'm still fucking around that area and don't like to be reminded of that fact and 2) because now every time I say something is at the bottom someone says "Started from the bottom now we here."

"The Gatorade's are at the bottom."
"Started from the bottom now we here."
":sneaky:"
Ya but he started his rap career of the loads of money he made from Degrassi, so much for starting 'at the bottom'

[Quail]

People without kids who are really smug about it.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

People without kids who are really smug about it.

About having them or about how great they are?

I have two. The first (girl, almost 6) is real smart. I suspect of being a great socialist already. Already sharing everything, always helping classmates and her little brother.

Which brings me to my second (boy, almost 3). A damn smartass. Will hear everything and will repeat when it actually makes sense (but never when you want it). Thing is, i'm afraid he's a capitalist. Doesn't make sense you say? Only three you say?
Isn't gonna share anything, but will take anything when shared with. I mean, last night he was complaining about how he was ready with dinner. Tried some more, but he didn't want to eat. At that point my boy starts yelling that she can't have any. He will actually rather eat it himself and get nausious then share it.

Damn it...

[Quail]

I said people without kids. There are a couple of people on my facebook who never hesitate to go on about how great it is not to have kids.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I said people without kids. There are a couple of people on my facebook who never hesitate to go on about how great it is not to have kids.

Whoops...:blushing:

Did it again...terribly sorry...:blushing:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Ya but he started his rap career of the loads of money he made from Degrassi, so much for starting 'at the bottom'

Yeah it's easy to get to the top apparently with daddy's connects right. And half the kids listening to it have never economically struggled either, kids love those songs about that shit when the only thing they've had to struggle with is convincing mommy to buy them a new car.

[Comrade Nasser]

When you are doing you're fucking A.P. history homework that's due tommorow and you're computer has a thermal shutdown error and it takes you like 10 damn minutes to fix it.

[Quail]

So-called anarchists who try to deny discrimination exists when in fact it exists in the anarchist movement let alone wider society.

[Landsharks eat metal]

When someone gives me advice I know I've given someone else in the past and I'm just thinking fuck, why am I so worthless I can't even take my own advice and feel like a hypocrite and a shithead

[Quail]

When someone gives me advice I know I've given someone else in the past and I'm just thinking fuck, why am I so worthless I can't even take my own advice and feel like a hypocrite and a shithead

Don't beat yourself up about this... Taking your own advice is one of the hardest things to do. I find I'm more likely to take advice from other people anyway, if that makes you feel better.

[MacchineBox]

Hmm, let's see...

People who adore Edison, but have no idea who Tesla was
People who don't use turn signals
People who discard cigarette buts on the ground (especially when a reciprocal is mere steps away)
When I order ice-tea and say "ice-tea" then get asked "sweet or unsweet" (If I wanted "sweet tea", I'd've said "sweet tea")
People who dog-ear page corners
Admirers of Jackson Pollock
People who think water is disgusting

...that's all I got for the moment...

[Ele'ill]

People who dog-ear page corners


I do this all the time because on my list of things that annoy me are bookmarks that fall out of pages as I'm reading (since I bookmark multiple parts of books as I'm reading them)

OR when the bookmark vanishes and you have to flip through to find it



it's just a book

[Quail]

I have to say, I used to hate people dog-earing book pages too, but then actually it is kind of useful to fold over the corner to keep my place(s) in the book, especially with my son around who regularly knocks bookmarks out of books.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

People who adore Edison, but have no idea who Tesla was
People who don't use turn signals
People who discard cigarette buts on the ground (especially when a reciprocal is mere steps away)

This! Exactly this!

[Quail]

The shitbags at TV licensing. Guess who just got a court summons.

Edit - sorted this out now. I actually had a TV license but they just like to harass and intimidate people.

[NewLeft]

armchair psychologists ( i do this sometimes too)

[A Revolutionary Tool]

How my cousin is fucking obsessed with sports. He wonders why his girlfriend is always mad at him when everyday she asks to hang out with him and he responds "no, the game is going to come on soon." missing one baseball game isn't going to kill you fool! I just wonder how he's going to survive when he gets a job that doesn't cater to his teams schedules. I could totally see him turning religious just so he could get every Sunday off to watch the Raiders lose and get pissed.

[Quail]

Having an itchy foot. Can't seem to scratch it properly.

[Quail]

Also, my partner laying into me about how lame it is I'm watching Eurovision.

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Also, my partner laying into me about how lame it is I'm watching Eurovision.

Listen to your partner's good advice. :sneaky:

[Quail]

It's cheesy and entertaining, and much better than revision :o

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When someone invites me to their house and we just sit here bored. Like fuck, I thought you invited me over so we could do something.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Also, my partner laying into me about how lame it is I'm watching Eurovision.

Always brings out the nationalist in me. I want Holland to win! :blushing:

[Quail]

Always brings out the nationalist in me. I want Holland to win! :blushing:
The British entry was pretty rubbish. I don't care who wins, I just like the terrible songs and performances.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

The British entry was pretty rubbish. I don't care who wins, I just like the terrible songs and performances.

Then you must have enjoyed Romania's entry!
Cascada (Germany) was freeloading along with Loreen's win from last year (ain't working though).
What the hell was that song from Greece anyways?

[Quail]

Yes, Romania got my vote. :o
I liked Greece's song though.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Yes, Romania got my vote. :o
I liked Greece's song though.

So did a lot of people, aparently...

Netherlands is going shitty...as usual

[Quail]

Nobody ever votes for the UK haha.

[Goblin]

4th place for Norway...

[Landsharks eat metal]

When I get a hangnail caught on something or whatever and don't notice until I look down and my fingertip is covered in blood (particularly when I'm shelving books and I worry that I've bled on the books or that someone saw me and I scared them away)

[Sperm-Doll Setsuna]

Fuck's sake they put that fucking arse Yohio on that Eurovision vote shit. He needs to be shot. Sickening piece of puke. :vomit:

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Nobody ever votes for the UK haha.

Sad ain't it.

Netherlands 9th...damnit...:sneaky:

[A Revolutionary Tool]

To add on to the boring days when people invite me over to their house theme, when people invite me over and then they put a one player game into the PS3. Oh okay, you wanted me to watch you play some fuckibg video games, because I had nothing else better to do today.

I hate it when people who don't smoke weed find out I'm high and just think that it makes me a fucking zombie and try messing with me. No, I can comprehend shit even in this state of mind you dumbass, you're not going to trick me.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Also my schedule. Like fuck I always have to sit here alone all night with just my thoughts because practically nobody I know is working my type of hours. Like when I get off its breakfast and I go to sleep around noon. And everybody is passing out around 2 while I'll be up all night not being able to sleep.

[Ele'ill]

going back to work annoys me at some level that should probably be posted in PYHO

[roy]

This is the third toenail I've lost in my 17 yrs. I have terrible toenail karma :/ and its the big toe too gross

[Questionable]

I hate the piece of filth that is Yahoo! News.

I have to get on that website sometimes because I have a very old email address that I use, and the articles are always so fucking irrelevant and tasteless and thoroughly bourgeois it makes me sick. Their front page pieces are always either celebrity gossip, or shit like "PROM TEEN GETS THE NIGHT OF HER DREAMS." I mean, who really gives a shit? There's fast-food workers striking for better pay, there's immigrants protesting for reform, and THIS is the shit you want to talk about? How can any human being find that interesting, let alone write it?

I know I'm being elitist, but I don't give a fuck. Yahoo! News is little better than a tabloid.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

This is the third toenail I've lost in my 17 yrs. I have terrible toenail karma :/ and its the big toe too gross
Do you wear shoes

[slum]

when i have dreams in which i'm in a political argument with someone and everything i say makes sense and is articulate and convincing

bizarre

[Quail]

when i have dreams in which i'm in a political argument with someone and everything i say makes sense and is articulate and convincing

bizarre

I kind of like those dreams... When I'm giving this really cool speech to a large crowd about something I really care about. I wake up feeling good.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

when i have dreams in which i'm in a political argument with someone and everything i say makes sense and is articulate and convincing

bizarre

I daydream about that shit. Then i always know what to say and it always comes out fluid and sparkling. Only then, allas...

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I hate the piece of filth that is Yahoo! News.

I have to get on that website sometimes because I have a very old email address that I use, and the articles are always so fucking irrelevant and tasteless and thoroughly bourgeois it makes me sick. Their front page pieces are always either celebrity gossip, or shit like "PROM TEEN GETS THE NIGHT OF HER DREAMS." I mean, who really gives a shit? There's fast-food workers striking for better pay, there's immigrants protesting for reform, and THIS is the shit you want to talk about? How can any human being find that interesting, let alone write it?

I know I'm being elitist, but I don't give a fuck. Yahoo! News is little better than a tabloid.
No it's not elitist, that's right on point. News shouldn't be like petty celebrity gossip shit, stuff about how to find the right guy/girl, etc, etc. That's not real news and it drives me crazy too.

[roy]

Do you wear shoes

yeah this was a sporting accident. the other time I tripped over a sharp rock at the beach

[PC LOAD LETTER]

yeah this was a sporting accident. the other time I tripped over a sharp rock at the beach
I've had exactly one bad experience at a beach, on Hilton Head Island a few years ago. I was out in the water waist deep with this girl I was dating, she was like three feet to my side, next thing I know there's a jellyfish(es) wrapped around both of my legs from the knees down to my ankles. I'm sure every parent on the beach clapped their hands over their kids ears as the "FUUUUCK" roared across the sand from my mouth. Itchiest two weeks of my life. I had tiger stripes.

[roy]

I've had exactly one bad experience at a beach, on Hilton Head Island a few years ago. I was out in the water waist deep with this girl I was dating, she was like three feet to my side, next thing I know there's a jellyfish(es) wrapped around both of my legs from the knees down to my ankles. I'm sure every parent on the beach clapped their hands over their kids ears as the "FUUUUCK" roared across the sand from my mouth. Itchiest two weeks of my life. I had tiger stripes.

geeeeeez man, I can well imagine itchy would be an understatement there, at least for the first few hours after the sting.

[Leftsolidarity]

When bus lines don't actually arrive at their stops when scheduled. It can really fuck up your plans. I'm trying to get to Chicago in time for a flight and my ticket said I would get in at 10:30. It's 10:20 now and I am damn sure we're not anywhere near the airport.

[piet11111]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjxmjjIVuWU

That just happened to me.

Turns out it was just a matter of pressing the led button near the LCD thingy that displays error codes.

Somehow when you press that button it wont allow the pc to be booted.
Under bios there is an option to allow the pc to boot while its still active.

So i flashed my bios to the latest version that setting gets turned to normal and i am scared shitless because i thought i fried my motherboard bios settings.

Can you imagine what it feels like thinking you killed your pc and then it turns out to be a matter of some shitty button ?

[Ele'ill]

when i'm sitting in a chair somewhere in a public place and someone walks up and says excuse me even though they can get by just fine and they are just saying excuse me to be polite as they pass cause I always go to move my chair in but by then they're already past me

[Quail]

when i'm sitting in a chair somewhere in a public place and someone walks up and says excuse me even though they can get by just fine and they are just saying excuse me to be polite as they pass cause I always go to move my chair in but by then they're already past me

I do stuff like this, sorry.

[#FF0000]

When people talk to me and I feel like I don't have much to add to what is being said for whatever reason. I feel bad about being like that!

[Leftsolidarity]

People who talk a lot but say nothing.

[Ele'ill]

I do stuff like this, sorry.

unable to accept apology, irreconcilable

I do sometimes whisper 'sorry' or 'excuse me' while walking past people at stores who are looking at stuff but that doesn't count because it's me

[Comrade Nasser]

When you buy a world of warcraft subscription after 2 years of cold turkey because you have ALOT of time you're hands because you're single and schools out but you promised yourself you would never get back into the life sponge that is world of warcraft lol.

[Ele'ill]

^ when you stop playing video/fantasy board/card games, going to comic book stores, watching so many fantasy scifi movies because you're going to start 'a real life' but it becomes intense boredom like something bordering despair and turning down every other socially acceptable social outing opportunity because those are even more boring, you start doing all the nerd stuff again and realize that spending the evening crashing your fighter escort jets into your team's fully loaded transport ships at the most inopportune times of the entire match, shooting teammates while they're at inventory stations, smoke grenading your team's sniper positions, and trash talking pubs over teamspeak is the life that you enjoy. It's not that I don't enjoy going out, I will go out to the bar get drunk and socialize, just so long as I can check the leaderboards on my phone and that I'm back in time for my clan's private scrimmage.

There are few things better than on a day off or calling out of work, waking up, going to the store getting some caffeine (tea or coffee usually), smoking a cigarette and walking into a comic shop just as the caffeine hits you. Drinking beer and listening to music with friends in your shitty apartment talking about how what if the Alien and Predator universe hadn't been influenced by the novels and the comics were the only thing that existed. What if Music Of The Spears or 'Labyrinth' comic series hadn't ever been made would it have spared us the shitty movie continuations? What would a werewolf apocalypse look like and what would you do right now if it took place.

[Ele'ill]

When someone asks you a question right as you start drinking water or taking a bite of food or if you're at a water fountain drinking water like you just got there and start drinking and someone comes up and asks you 'how's your day?" or some othe rstupid small talk question that doesn't even matter to them but they stand there and wait for your response

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

When someone asks you a question right as you start drinking water or taking a bite of food or if you're at a water fountain drinking water like you just got there and start drinking and someone comes up and asks you 'how's your day?" or some othe rstupid small talk question that doesn't even matter to them but they stand there and wait for your response

If they do that, make a point of loudly and theatrically chewing/swallowing/gulping before replying, and see if they get the hint.

[Ele'ill]

just replying to them with a mouth full of water that explodes/dribbles out of your mouth

[Doflamingo]

When my SNES game files erase themselves. This usually happens when I bump the cart too hard or something. It's usually games like Mario or Donkey Kong, so it doesn't take more than 2 hours to get back to where I was, but it's still annoying.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

If they do that, make a point of loudly and theatrically chewing/swallowing/gulping before replying, and see if they get the hint.

I always start moving my hands around like i'm saying "hurry up" or "still chewing...chewing...chewing". Pretty obvious and theatrical of course.
"Got the hint, dumbass?"

[Orange Juche]

Genital mutilation.

That annoys me too, although I would consider that a much larger issue than is given credit rather than something "small". It's just one of those things that is abhorrent, but since it's socially accepted, it's not really questioned or thought much about.

[Orange Juche]

When people use the phrase "sour grapes". Fucking makes me cringe.

[Leftsolidarity]

When someone is speaking at a meeting and they say "one last thing that I want to say quickly" and they talk for 5 more minutes.

[Leftsolidarity]

TV's that don't have buttons on them. At least have an on-off button for fuck's sake!

[Quail]

TV's that don't have buttons on them. At least have an on-off button for fuck's sake!

Although I think it's actually worse when it has an on/off button but it missing something like a "TV/AV" button so you've lost the remote and you think, never mind I'll just use the buttons, only to discover that there isn't a button for what you want.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Although I think it's actually worse when it has an on/off button but it missing something like a "TV/AV" button so you've lost the remote and you think, never mind I'll just use the buttons, only to discover that there isn't a button for what you want.

Murphy's law: only the buttons you need are missing.

[Landsharks eat metal]

TV's that don't have buttons on them. At least have an on-off button for fuck's sake!

My family's TV didn't seem to have a power button but then I found out a few months later that it's on the back for whatever reason.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

My family's TV didn't seem to have a power button but then I found out a few months later that it's on the back for whatever reason.

Remember: a tv can always be turned off...;)1

[roy]

when anything good happens im just like 'what a fluke'

[Leftsolidarity]

My family's TV didn't seem to have a power button but then I found out a few months later that it's on the back for whatever reason.

My dad just showed me where it was.... :blushing:

I've had that tv in my room at my parent's house for at least 3 years and dozens of times looked for that button but could never find it. The TV is fucking with me.

[Quail]

When I write something and try to underline it, but actually cross it out.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When I say "blow out the window, not in the car," and they proceed to blow out smoke in the car.

[Quail]

When you're playing a game and think, right I need to stop playing - must find a save point, and then 15 minutes later you're still playing through some damn cutscene type thing.

[Ele'ill]

Sitting down to read but vividly daydreaming about stuff while somehow still reading without remember anything I've just read

[Leftsolidarity]

Sitting down to read but vividly daydreaming about stuff while somehow still reading without remember anything I've just read

All the fucking time.

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TOUCH SCREEN WHY YOU SUCK SO MUCH?!? :cursing:

Playing guitar so much has given me big calluses on my left finger tips making it so that the touch screen (ugghhhh fucking touch screens) barely recognizes it as a finger.

[slum]

how much i don't know about 20th century philosophy

i mean how much i don't know about anything drives me fucking nuts but that one in particular is bothering me rn

[The Cheshire Cat]

Woke up with a sore throat. Swallowing hurts. I think I will have to skip my meals until my throat gets better.

[Quail]

The way my soya yoghurt comes in packs of 4 pots with 2 flavours. One flavour is really nice, the other is just kind of mediocre. Why can't they just come in packs of the good flavours?

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Woke up with a sore throat. Swallowing hurts. I think I will have to skip my meals until my throat gets better.

9DEPD5b0FXs

[The Feral Underclass]

The way my soya yoghurt comes in packs of 4 pots with 2 flavours. One flavour is really nice, the other is just kind of mediocre. Why can't they just come in packs of the good flavours?

Oh to live in the first world.

[Quail]

Oh to live in the first world.

The title of the thread is "something small that annoys the living shit out of you for no good reason," not "actual serious problems that matter."

[The Feral Underclass]

LOL. Okay then. I'm sorry you can't see how funny your complaint is.

[Quail]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3upp75/

But whatever. Your sarcastic comment could apply to pretty much any other post in this thread.

[The Feral Underclass]

:confused:

I was just making a flippant joke. I'm not accusing you of anything...

[Leftsolidarity]

I had been wondering for like 2 months now of why this really cool girl just randomly stopped talking to me. She seemed into me and I was interested in her but mostly just thought she seemed like a cool peron. I thought I pissed her off or offended her in some way but I've found that it's because she got a boyfriend. That's completely cool with me cuz I wasn't interested in dating or anything but it's annoying that she just cut off contact because she started dating someone. I could understand not talking as often and not being so flirty but I at least want to be her friend. It's not all that often that I can meet someone that I can talk to that doesn't annoy me and even better was that we could have intelligent conversations about Marxism/feminism/ect.

That whole situation annoys me.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Spending $5 to do laundry

I want to wash my sheets but I don't want to spend another $5 on laundry today. I'll do it tomorrow.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I had been wondering for like 2 months now of why this really cool girl just randomly stopped talking to me. She seemed into me and I was interested in her but mostly just thought she seemed like a cool peron. I thought I pissed her off or offended her in some way but I've found that it's because she got a boyfriend. That's completely cool with me cuz I wasn't interested in dating or anything but it's annoying that she just cut off contact because she started dating someone. I could understand not talking as often and not being so flirty but I at least want to be her friend. It's not all that often that I can meet someone that I can talk to that doesn't annoy me and even better was that we could have intelligent conversations about Marxism/feminism/ect.

That whole situation annoys me.
That's the worst! It's really bad when neither one of us have illusions of getting together, like we're both just comfortable in the "friend-zone" and then suddenly we're never hanging out because her new boyfriend thinks I'm trying to get with her. If I wanted to I would have made a move long ago, not like 3 years down the road. Now I'm just rambling about my situation lol.

I hate it when my sister leaves her door open and my dog eats her candy. Now I have to wash my sheets because someone threw up on my bed :sneaky:

[Zukunftsmusik]

not being able to sleep at night when you're really fucking tired

[Zukunftsmusik]

engaging in facebook debates when you know you shouldn't

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Going to sleep when the sun is up and waking up when the sun is up. I went to bed at around 7:30 last night, woke up at like 8 today. I was so confused when I saw 8 on the clock because I didn't know if I'd only slept for half an hour(it gets dark around 9 at night where I live) or if it was a new day. Plus that's the whole night, I like the night better than the day.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When people 'let it mellow'. I don't have a water bill, it's included in rent, flush the fucking toilet.

[Ele'ill]

waking up sick

waking up sick on my day off

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

It's fucking hot in here (workshop). I'm wearing an overall and forgot to wear shorts today (sweating my ass of in my denims).

Yuk...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

It's fucking hot in here (workshop). I'm wearing an overall and forgot to wear shorts today (sweating my ass of in my denims).

Yuk...
"swamp ass"

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

"swamp ass"

Totally! :grin:

It's what i call "kabbelend kontwater" (means "ripling ass-water") :laugh:

[Ele'ill]

legit cop apologists openly posting on this forum

[Dropdead]

legit cop apologists openly posting on this forum

this.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Coming home from vacation and being really freaked out that I've somehow missed something important. I'm just sitting here like holy shit what if someone died or something and it would somehow be my fault for not being there. This isn't helped by the fact that when I logged on Facebook, my best friend had sent me a message when she was really upset and I hadn't been able to be there for her.

[slum]

my most annoying roommate must have me on speed dial or something b/c i periodically get buttcalls from her at 3am that leave 5m long messages wherein i hear the muffled sounds of her dumb parties

so now i never pick up; if she gets locked outside one day tough

[PC LOAD LETTER]

dryer gnomes

where the fuck did one sock go

[Workers-Control-Over-Prod]

When someone asks you a question right as you start drinking water or taking a bite of food or if you're at a water fountain drinking water like you just got there and start drinking and someone comes up and asks you 'how's your day?" or some othe rstupid small talk question that doesn't even matter to them but they stand there and wait for your response

Ha! LOL, you're like my psychologist. All of a sudden I realize why I feel so shitty when I'm out.

[Leftsolidarity]

I cant ever take a shit without some big ass spiders chillin in the bathroom. fuckin shitweasles

[A Revolutionary Tool]

I cant ever take a shit without some big ass spiders chillin in the bathroom. fuckin shitweasles

Right, this happens all the time. Big ass spider sitting in the corner just staring at me, intimidating and judging me.

I hate it when my manager gives me the option to work or not. Some days the job will only need like half my team so he'll tell me that I don't need to go into work but that I should call around and see if other teams need help. I really need the money but I also don't want to go into work. The struggle...

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I hate it when my manager gives me the option to work or not. Some days the job will only need like half my team so he'll tell me that I don't need to go into work but that I should call around and see if other teams need help. I really need the money but I also don't want to go into work. The struggle...

There's the real workers-struggle! ;)1

[Quail]

dryer gnomes

where the fuck did one sock go

It's even worse with tiny child socks. I can never find a fucking pair of socks for my son unless they're brand new. Where do they go? I must have some kind of pathway to another dimension in my washing machine.

[Luc]

i feel like bugs are on me. its rlly annoying

also been here 2 years and only got 488 posts -_-

[Luc]

i smell like shit

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

pubic hairs on toilet seats. or drops of urine

[Quail]

pubic hairs on toilet seats. or drops of urine

In this vein... when men just cannot aim and just piss all over the seat. Honestly, wtf and how do you even do that?

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

In this vein... when men just cannot aim and just piss all over the seat. Honestly, wtf and how do you even do that?

exactly. i'm proud of my aim. either some men can't aim or they're just malicious lol

[Ele'ill]

regardless of ejecting bodily fluid into publicly used areas with laser precision if you happen to spritz astray then just clean it up afterwards. This includes leaving poop palm prints on the wall and other things that are mysterious at an urban legend proportion.

[Admiral Swagmeister G-Funk]

regardless of ejecting bodily fluid into publicly used areas with laser precision if you happen to spritz astray then just clean it up afterwards. This includes leaving poop palm prints on the wall and other things that are mysterious at an urban legend proportion.

eugh that's even worse. i never understand how that happens

[Ele'ill]

eugh that's even worse. i never understand how that happens

the times where you casually glance upwards and there's poop on the ceiling and you're at a urinal like does whoever does this think they're pulling one over on anyone else but themselves by shitting onto their hand and drawing with it

[Ele'ill]

on a new note


Henry Rollins

[Leftsolidarity]

How easily I get into a bad headspace

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

In this vein... when men just cannot aim and just piss all over the seat. Honestly, wtf and how do you even do that?

And that's why i sit down most of the time (don't do public restrooms).
Only pee standing up in urinals (can't very well sit on those, can you?).

Regardless of how your aim is, it spatters up...at least mine does.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

What's annoying about my toilet is there's too much water in it so when you flush it little drops of water fly up onto the seat. For the longest time I wondered how my sister got piss on the toilet seat before finally realizing its just the water from flushing. Though that's also disgusting...

When I'm trying to masturbate and I can hear people talking in other rooms. Totally kills the vibe hearing my step-dads voice...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

What's annoying about my toilet is there's too much water in it so when you flush it little drops of water fly up onto the seat. For the longest time I wondered how my sister got piss on the toilet seat before finally realizing its just the water from flushing. Though that's also disgusting...

When I'm trying to masturbate and I can hear people talking in other rooms. Totally kills the vibe hearing my step-dads voice...
Walk outside and say "Shut up [stepdad], I'm trying to beat my fucking meat god damn!!"

[Leftsolidarity]

I was taking my morning poop and I'm reading my book and this mouse runs under the door at me so I jump cuz I'm startled but I'm shitting so I can't go anywhere. It's not fun. I'm not scared of mice but when they literally catch you with your pants down it's a different story.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

I was taking my morning poop and I'm reading my book and this mouse runs under the door at me so I jump cuz I'm startled but I'm shitting so I can't go anywhere. It's not fun. I'm not scared of mice but when they literally catch you with your pants down it's a different story.
Ratatouille trying to make friends

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I was taking my morning poop and I'm reading my book and this mouse runs under the door at me so I jump cuz I'm startled but I'm shitting so I can't go anywhere. It's not fun. I'm not scared of mice but when they literally catch you with your pants down it's a different story.

I apologize for laughing. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Landsharks eat metal]

When people put milk in their cereal. I used to do that as a kid because everyone else did it but soggy cereal is disgusting and I don't even really like milk unless it's flavored.

[Goblin]

Taking a piss after a night of intense fapping. The pee just flies everywhere.

[The Feral Underclass]

Taking a piss after a night of intense fapping. The pee just flies everywhere.

This.

Also people who use the word 'fapping' as a synonym for masturbation.

[The Feral Underclass]

Tardiness is a real pet peeve. Also people who chew with their mouths open, especially when they make that chomping noise. I can just about deal with it if it's a human under the age of 4, but it's borderline.

[The Feral Underclass]

When people put milk in their cereal.

You mean the rest of humanity?

[The Intransigent Faction]

Lately it's been annoying the heck out of me whenever someone uses the phrase "like a boss".

[A Revolutionary Tool]

When people put milk in their cereal. I used to do that as a kid because everyone else did it but soggy cereal is disgusting and I don't even really like milk unless it's flavored.

I thought I was the only one :thumbup1:

[Rugged Collectivist]

Reusable grocery bags. Even worse are the people who insist that you put paper bags in the plastic ones.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

How Revleft comatised. Life felt so meaningless...:(

[Ele'ill]

people yelling or throwing stuff at people/me out of car windows as they drive past at 20-30mph

people driving in the rain as if they were actually getting soaked inside of their cars OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS RAINING RUN STOP SIGNS HIT PEOPLE CROSSING THE STREET BLOW THROUGH RED LIGHTS DRIVE ON SIDEWALK CRASH INTO TREES DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE 80 MPH THROUGH SCHOOL ZONES MOW DOWN SCHOOL CHILDREN OH MY GOD IT IS CRAZY TIME

[Ele'ill]

Reusable grocery bags. Even worse are the people who insist that you put paper bags in the plastic ones.


"are you having a bad day"

"oh and also I have these, here's eleven thousand coupons I have"

"so how is your day going"

[Quail]

Tights. Why won't the damn things stay up? They always slip down, but I can't just pull up my skirt to adjust them in the street. This is why I usually wear trousers. So much more practical.

[Ele'ill]

quitting smoking advice that is like 'one step at a time don't be too hard on yourself' instead of 'blitz it as hard as you can failure is not an option'

actually relying on smoking advice instead of convincing yourself not to smoke anymore


the concept that the damage from smoking is already done so why even bother quitting I am probably going to die from it anyways

[The Feral Underclass]

People who replace letters with numbers when sending an SMS or email or whatnot.

[Vanilla]

Tights. Why won't the damn things stay up? They always slip down, but I can't just pull up my skirt to adjust them in the street. This is why I usually wear trousers. So much more practical.

That's such a pain. I hate it when the elastic waistband at the top of the tights rolls down. It feels the worst.

[The Feral Underclass]

quitting smoking advice that is like 'one step at a time don't be too hard on yourself' instead of 'blitz it as hard as you can failure is not an option'

actually relying on smoking advice instead of convincing yourself not to smoke anymore


the concept that the damage from smoking is already done so why even bother quitting I am probably going to die from it anyways

John Cleese's method to stop smoking was to smoke a packet of cigarettes and put all the ash and butt ends into a jar of water. Then, whenever he had a desire to smoke, he would take a huge wiff of the fetid nastiness to put him off. Apparently it worked.

[Ele'ill]

yeah but that's not the same as smoking one

[MarxArchist]

quitting smoking advice that is like 'one step at a time don't be too hard on yourself' instead of 'blitz it as hard as you can failure is not an option'

actually relying on smoking advice instead of convincing yourself not to smoke anymore


the concept that the damage from smoking is already done so why even bother quitting I am probably going to die from it anyways
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/26/quitting-smoke-age-40-lifespan-live-longer_n_2552122.html

[PC LOAD LETTER]

When people don't tip

Cook your own god damn food if you want to be a cheap ass, don't waste my time

[Ele'ill]

apparently I have quit drinking alcohol and caffeine and stopped smoking cigarettes without much more than a brain fog thing, haven't had too many moments of rage probably because my diet is awesome and I'm working out and long days so I don't even have time to do anything

[Landsharks eat metal]

All these fucking storms we've been having lately, and I swear there's a tornado watch every night but there's never a tornado which I guess is a good thing but it might be exciting if there was just a little one once maybe.

[Landsharks eat metal]

My email. I can't figure out how to change some of the settings so it always calls me my birth name when I log in and it just pisses me off

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Wanting to go home from work really badly but knowing you should stay and get more hours because you desperately need money.

[Leftsolidarity]

I was shaking the mustard bottle and ended up chucking it across the room accidently because it's wet. I hate the entire process of sandwich-making.

[slum]

people who complain about comma splices ("run on sentences") in english

fuck you i write how i want

[Quail]

people who complain about comma splices ("run on sentences") in english

fuck you i write how i want

I can be a bit of a grammar Nazi but i often use commas where there should be semi colons online because seni colons seem a bit silly.

Another thing that's annoying - trying to click quote and accidentally clicking edit.

[slum]

lol i was wondering what in there could have required moderator intervention. anti-revleft grammar revisionism!

the thing that really bugs me about it is that there's published novelists who do it all the time and no one complains about them. of course if you use semi-colons people complain that you're pretentious. i also use a lot of parentheticals in my creative writing and enjoy playing with clauses within clauses. strunk and white can eat me; english has dumb grammar anyhow.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I was shaking the mustard bottle and ended up chucking it across the room accidently because it's wet. I hate the entire process of sandwich-making.

I hate cooking anyways. You make the food in an hour, maybe more if it's something more extensive and you eat it in half an hour. Cooking is possibly the most ineffecient thing in history.
I make a nice, filled omelet and that's about as long as i want to cook.
Any time you are cooking longer than you spend eating it is a waste.

[Quail]

I hate cooking anyways. You make the food in an hour, maybe more if it's something more extensive and you eat it in half an hour. Cooking is possibly the most ineffecient thing in history.
I make a nice, filled omelet and that's about as long as i want to cook.
Any time you are cooking longer than you spend eating it is a waste.
I like cooking. I find it relaxing.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

I like cooking. I find it relaxing.

Thank god for you cookers! Otherwise my life would be bread and eggs.

[Fourth Internationalist]

When I log in to RevLeft and I'm not signed in, so I have look at that ugly gray coloured theme until I type in my password.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

My dad listening to Christian music all day while he fixes something in my room.

[Bright Banana Beard]

Asking for food when you really want money to buy drugs.

[Quail]

Pollen. I never used to get hayfever but this year my nose keeps itching so horribly.

[Ele'ill]

people who are very confused about fitness (usually non-gym rat type of bro dudes who think adding cinnamon to their sloppy diets will help them shed 40lbs in two weeks) who make comments that I am 'so skinny' despite not being 'so skinny' at all, having a great diet, and an athletic physique

[bcbm]

wasps in my room

[Ele'ill]

why are they in there

[Taters]

oh god wasps

[slum]

oh god candyman flashbacks

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Asking for food when you really want money to buy drugs.
My thoughts when someone obviously strung out asks me for money run along the lines of "I was going to get fucked up with that money, why am I judging them for doing the same" and then I'll give them a couple bucks if I have some cash.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

My thoughts when someone obviously strung out asks me for money run along the lines of "I was going to get fucked up with that money, why am I judging them for doing the same" and then I'll give them a couple bucks if I have some cash.

Exactly, like dude just wants to get high and he has no money, I'll help him out.

When people take my lighter. There's nothing like packing a bowl, reaching for a lighter, then not having one because someone grabbed it and you have to go to the gas station now to get one.

[Leftsolidarity]

My thoughts when someone obviously strung out asks me for money run along the lines of "I was going to get fucked up with that money, why am I judging them for doing the same" and then I'll give them a couple bucks if I have some cash.

I think that but then I remember that I want to use that money to buy drugs for myself.

[Landsharks eat metal]

Realizing I'm somehow still in love with a guy I haven't seen in more than a year and a half and who would have never loved me anyway

[Le Communiste]

When someone interrupts your speech. I almost never talk, but when I do I always get interrupted. Like for fucks sake, is what I'm saying not as important as what you are?

This has gotten so bad that by now, whenever I'm not, it feels fucking weird, and I get stage fright. Fucking thank you mom and dad


Also, people fucking calling in the mornings. Jesus Christ people, unlike your being able to wake up at decent hours and go to bed at decent hours, I work the late shift so I have to sleep in. I'm always
Thinking that someone better be dead when I pick up the phone

[The Feral Underclass]

Akshay's intellect. Although there is great reason that this is annoying.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

How my neighbours keep calling the overgrown piece of land a "backyard".

It isn't a backyard! It's a pile of weeds!

[ed miliband]

doesn't annoy me that much but i hate it when people are like 'ah yeah, the bbc's great, makes me proud to be british'.

it's shite and fuck patriotism.

[Leftsolidarity]

people who show up at my house who id love to say hi too and text me after they leave that they wish they saw me but wont walk up a flight of stairs to knock on my door

[baronci]

whenever a Maoist invokes "self-criticism" I want to dive headfirst into a shallow pool. not entirely sure why this annoys me so much

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

When I forget I'm making food and everything gets burned to ashes.

[Luc]

"entertainment" "news"

[Leftsolidarity]

when you're hoping someone messages you back and you can see them sign on and off without messaging you

[Brutus]

Eric pickles.
Wait... He's fairly large.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Nationalist Know-it-all's.
Talking shit about socialism and communism and acting like they are the ones who know it better than me, because they "remember the USSR".

Are you fucking serious. The dude can't even say one word without cursing in a left/right discussion. How am i to believe you know something if you can't even have a decent discussion?

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Anybody else have that friend that just talks so much shit about their other friends around you so you have that suspicion that they start talking shit about you the moment you leave.

[Os Cangaceiros]

- Asshole bartenders
- Teachers who insist on referring to themselves as "educators"
- The television show "30 Rock"
- People who use the word "funny" as a noun

[Taters]

- People who use the word "funny" as a noun

As in, "I read the funnies today"? use it in a sentence so I can be annoyed too

[Fourth Internationalist]

I think its cute to say something like "I made a funny" which means "I made a joke". It sounds funny.

[Os Cangaceiros]

I think its cute to say something like "I made a funny" which means "I made a joke". It sounds funny.

^this is exactly what annoys me

[Landsharks eat metal]

The way my teacher pronounces the word anecdote so it sounds like antidote.

[Quail]

When I get the urge to watch a trashy, childish or otherwise embarrassing TV show but I don't want to risk someone walking in on me watching it.

[Fourth Internationalist]

When I get the urge to watch a trashy, childish or otherwise embarrassing TV show but I don't want to risk someone walking in on me watching it.

I do that with Avatar: The Last Airbender except that it is a great show.

[Ele'ill]

I hate Avatar: The Last Airbender I think it is a terrible show imo

[Fourth Internationalist]

What?! Why?!

[Ele'ill]

poorly written, boring, unengaging

[Fourth Internationalist]

The movie is bad but the show is amazing! And funny.

[A Revolutionary Tool]

My work schedule totally messes up my concept of time. I'll go to sleep at 8am, wake up at 3pm and it will feel like a new day to me even though it's the same day. Then when I'm going to bed it feels like the same day but it's really going to happen tomorrow morning. So they're all getting molded together, it gets hard to track when something happened and what day it is.

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

Food nazis.

I

Fucking

HATE

Food Nazis!


These assholes piss me off so much. Food is one of life's simple pleasures, yet some people seem to get their jollies from hassling me about what I eat.

I'm not talking about obesity (i'm 210 Ib, for the curious). I'm not even talking about things like farming conditions or the way that vegetable and fruit pickers are regularly and ruthlessly exploited by capital.

I'm talking about those assholes who constantly hassle people about the amount of sodium in a french fry like its a goddamn national tragedy. I'm talking about those assholes who try to hassle people for eating bacon.

These people can go fuck many, many, many miles of off.

[bcbm]

Food nazis.

I

Fucking

HATE

Food Nazis!


These assholes piss me off so much. Food is one of life's simple pleasures, yet some people seem to get their jollies from hassling me about what I eat.

I'm not talking about obesity (i'm 210 Ib, for the curious). I'm not even talking about things like farming conditions or the way that vegetable and fruit pickers are regularly and ruthlessly exploited by capital.

I'm talking about those assholes who constantly hassle people about the amount of sodium in a french fry like its a goddamn national tragedy. I'm talking about those assholes who try to hassle people for eating bacon.

These people can go fuck many, many, many miles of off.

if it makes you feel better i just stuffed a frozen pizza down my gullet while drinking whiskey and 7s

[Fourth Internationalist]

That is unhealthy. Very much so. 1/5 of a frozen pizza (Fresceta brand) has 40% of your daily needs of sodium. You had two days worth in a single meal.

[bcbm]

good.

[Fourth Internationalist]

Not for your blood vessels.

[bcbm]

noted. i am going to eat some chicken noodle soup from a can now.

[Fourth Internationalist]

Canned soup is full of sodium as well! In fact, the canned vegetable soups I eat have 66% of my daily sodium needs. (Because the serving size is half a can... No one eats only half).

[bcbm]

the more sodium the better

[Fourth Internationalist]

I have heard garlic helps against high blood pressure. Eat lots of garlic!

[bcbm]

who has high blood pressure?

[Fourth Internationalist]

Lots of sodium causes high blood pressure. Stop it before it occurs!

[bcbm]

psh i am going to live forever.

smoke break

[Leftsolidarity]

All the racist scumbags demonizing Trayvon, the people saying "it had nothing to do with his race", "justice was served", and the people openly cheering that another black youth has been murdered and their killer set free.

It's emotionally stressful.

[PC LOAD LETTER]

My work schedule totally messes up my concept of time. I'll go to sleep at 8am, wake up at 3pm and it will feel like a new day to me even though it's the same day. Then when I'm going to bed it feels like the same day but it's really going to happen tomorrow morning. So they're all getting molded together, it gets hard to track when something happened and what day it is.
If it's any help, time is relative. Think of it like this ... try explaining your day and your concept of time to an imaginary alien from another solar system whose home planet is not on a 24-ish-hour rotation, and they don't use the units 'hours' 'seconds' or 'minutes'. Or get a ... calendar. I have one with photos of puppies.


- Asshole bartenders
- Teachers who insist on referring to themselves as "educators"
- The television show "30 Rock"
- People who use the word "funny" as a noun
my god yes all of this, especially #1 and #3

[Flying Purple People Eater]

People who claim that they aren't racist but as soon as they get into argument with someone who isn't white they unleash the fucking pandora's box of bigotry on them.

'Because insults aren't good enough, you know? They're from Thailand, so I can use racial intolerance against them!'

Shits.

[Quail]

When I have notifications that I can't get rid of - such as when a new member posts in someone else's forum and that mod has said they'd like to approve those posts themselves. Obviously that's reasonable, but god damn I hate notifications or little symbols in the corner of a screen that I can't make disappear! (See also: when my phone randomly does something that puts a symbol at the top and I don't know how to turn it off.)

[Rugged Collectivist]

People who claim that they aren't racist but as soon as they get into argument with someone who isn't white they unleash the fucking pandora's box of bigotry on them.

'Because insults aren't good enough, you know? They're from Thailand, so I can use racial intolerance against them!'

Shits.

This so much. I always say something along the lines of "yes, that guy is indeed an asshole for not signalling before he merged, but what does his being black have to do with it?"

and then I always get the same pathetic response. "I'm insulting him, it's supposed to be offensive. do you nitpick like this when you insult people?"

Yes. Yes I do.

[Leftsolidarity]

I just got a bug bite on my ass

[A Revolutionary Tool]

Having no towels because all of them are being washed. How am I supposed to shower now?

[Quail]

Having no towels because all of them are being washed. How am I supposed to shower now?
Use clothes as a towel? I had to have a shower after Judo yesterday because of the hot weather but I didn't have a towel so just used my Judo trousers. Worked fine :)

[slum]

in this heat? stand naked for 2 minutes and enjoy the evaporation

i had a dream last night that i lost my wallet, keys, clothes, and cell phone in a swamp and the anxiety has followed me around all day. my brain is so dumb

[Q]

When I have notifications that I can't get rid of - such as when a new member posts in someone else's forum and that mod has said they'd like to approve those posts themselves. Obviously that's reasonable, but god damn I hate notifications or little symbols in the corner of a screen that I can't make disappear! (See also: when my phone randomly does something that puts a symbol at the top and I don't know how to turn it off.)
I have absolutely no idea whatsoever to what you might or might not be referring to.
http://troll.me/images/captian-herpin-derpin/subtle-wink-wink.jpg

[LOLseph Stalin]

My Christian roommates and their constant nonsense. No, Jesus did not give you your food so no need to thank him. Jesus didn't give you your job either.

[Quail]

I have absolutely no idea whatsoever to what you might or might not be referring to.
http://troll.me/images/captian-herpin-derpin/subtle-wink-wink.jpg
It's not a dig at anyone. I find notifications anywhere irritating, not just on revleft.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Use clothes as a towel? I had to have a shower after Judo yesterday because of the hot weather but I didn't have a towel so just used my Judo trousers. Worked fine :)

As a towel i have used:
- a t-shirt
- a teeny tiny bathroomtowel
- my bare hands
- air

Yes, it's hard having a head like a...like a...

[Rugged Collectivist]

When my nephew insists that his mother do everything even when she's busy with something else.

"Alright I'm going to unbuckle your seatbelt"

"NO! I want mommy to do it"

[Brandon's Impotent Rage]

Any and all children below the age of 4.

[Quail]

When my nephew insists that his mother do everything even when she's busy with something else.

"Alright I'm going to unbuckle your seatbelt"

"NO! I want mommy to do it"
My son does this with my partner (meaning he tries to do something but he insists I do it, even though I'm busy). It's really irritating for me too.

[Rugged Collectivist]

Bought XCOM: Enemy unknown. I went to play it today and it wouldn't start because apparently I have the wrong OS...

[PC LOAD LETTER]

phone tag