Most hittable UK politician?

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Based on their general appearance, vibe and what they say when they start 'talking' / responding to questions oh-so-tactfully, which of these mainstream politicians do you want to smack the most?

[Igor]

sorry but its michael gove

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/28/1356713516589/Michael-Gove-008.jpg

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

sorry but its michael gove

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/28/1356713516589/Michael-Gove-008.jpg

Ah, a glaring ommission, my bad

[hatzel]

Simply because it seems that not a day goes by at the moment without the 'revelation' *cough* of yet another UKIP mega-racist followed by party leadership being all 'I don't know why these people would think UKIP is the right place for them, we are nothing like this!' I feel it would have to be Mr Farridge, no...?

[Il Medico]

I voted Cameron, both him and Osborne have pretty punchable faces.

[Brutus]

Osborne

[brigadista]

teresa may and osbourne

[Brutus]

When Osborne was crying at maggie's funeral, I wanted someone to run up to him and punch him in his smug face.

[l'Enfermé]

No women?

Sexism.

[Os Cangaceiros]

Probably David Cameron, as he's really the only UK politician I'm even partially familiar with, as a 'murikan.

Nigel Farage is on right-wing news television on this side of the Atlantic occassionally, though. Usually stuff about the EU being socialism etc etc

[Quail]

No women?

Sexism.
How is that sexism? Few women actually get into a position where they have the power to do stuff that makes us want to punch them.

Anyway, voted Osbourne. He's just so out of touch I wish he could be forced to live on fuck all each day. Sure he'd do swimmingly. Oh no, wait; he'd just suffer as much as everyone else. Fuck him.

[Sam_b]

No women?

Sexism.

Apparently this is supposed to be funny. It isn't.

[GerrardWinstanley]

Alec Shelbrooke

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

If I had to choose only one, it would be George "Gideon" Osborne. Repeatedly.


sorry but its michael gove

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/12/28/1356713516589/Michael-Gove-008.jpg

I'd hit it...

...with a shovel.

[Igor]

also really surprised clegg hasn't got a single vote, he'd be my absolute #2 after gove

[ÑóẊîöʼn]

also really surprised clegg hasn't got a single vote, he'd be my absolute #2 after gove

Clegg is a pathetic fucking worm who doesn't even deserve that level of attention. I think it's fitting there are no votes for him.

[brigadista]

i voted teresa may -a despicable woman - i wouldnt hit her-
but be sure to get where she is she had to behave like a man - the thatcher effect and tory fundamental [they hate women] good to know that thatcher has made sure that May will never be pm - on top of which the woman is an eejit

[ed miliband]

tom watson

[RedAnarchist]

I suppose "all of the above" isn't an option as it would be the only one being voted for?

[Arlekino]

I would punch all of them. If I could If I could I would throw rotten apples or eggs on them.

[goalkeeper]

As I wouldn't want to be guilty of violence against women I would request a female friend punch Diane Abbott in the face. If they decline I think I would go for Galloway.

[LeonJWilliams]

100% Gove, can't believe he wasn't on the list!

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Apparently this is supposed to be funny. It isn't.

Hehe

[human strike]

Iain Duncan Smith. All the way.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IGuCzK2JSPU/TzJS244WKDI/AAAAAAAABNg/Va17VRodqO8/s1600/iain-duncan-smith-image-1-760284306.jpg

[brigadista]

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[Redmau5]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/11/3/1288820301139/Danny-Alexander-005.jpg