Anarcho (wait for it...)

[AConfusedSocialDemocrat]

http://www.facebook.com/anarchistfascism

This is getting fucking ridiculous now...

[Kalinin's Facial Hair]

I wish an-caps were honest like this.

PS: Total madness.

Another edit, interchangeably with 'libertarian-fascism'. What the hell.

[Rurkel]

I prefer Anarcho-Juche. The people spontaneously elect a Glorious Leader and spontaneously obey the Glorious Leader.

[Tenka]

Stupid nazis using words wrong.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I prefer Anarcho-Juche. The people spontaneously elect a Glorious Leader and spontaneously obey the Glorious Leader.

Don't you mean "a Glorious Leader is spontaneously born to a family spontaneously ordained by destiny"?

[The Jay]

I think that you all got trolled by a pro.

[Brutus]

Anarcho monarchism.

[bcbm]

Anarcho monarchism.

yeah tolkien (http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/2010/11/anarcho-monarchism) was down with that

[Starship Stormtrooper]

Why no love for anarcho-stalinism :laugh:?

[Philosophos]

and then we have anarcho-nationalists, anarcho-beliebers, anarcho-urbans, anarcho-villagers....

[Tenka]

yeah tolkien (http://www.firstthings.com/onthesquare/2010/11/anarcho-monarchism) was down with that

Monarcho-Primmie scum, Tolkien. Robert E. Howard was a much better fantasy writer, though a little bit sexist.

[Kindness]

I think my brain just exploded. What's next, anarcho-despotism?

[Slavoj Zizek's Balls]

This is nuts.

[ed miliband]

victor serge talks about georges valois in one of the early chapters of 'memoirs of a revolutionist'. valois went from anarchism to fascism (via monarchism) and back to anarchism again, before dying in a concentration camp. he was "very willing to discuss his syndicalist-royalist doctrine; he invoked Nietzsche, Georges Sorel, ‘the social myth’, the communal guilds of the Middle Ages, national sentiment."

i don't point it out to justify these nuts beliefs, but to show they aren't entirely new, and indeed run quite deep. i think part of the problem is with the failure to give an anarchism a solid definition based on its historical development, instead choosing to see it as some abstract opposition to the state and authority. this is a problem that applies to anarchists and non-anarchists alike; for example kropotkin, rocker, etc. attempting to argue that some "anarchism" could be traced back to taoism or whatever, as some eternal human spark.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

I am not sure Valois was ever an anarchist - he was certainly influenced by the anarchist Proudhon, much to the chagrin of consistent anarchists, but also by the revisionist Marxist Sorel. He certainly considered himself a syndicalist, but what little I have read about him suggests that he always advocated a French state.

[ed miliband]

the footnote in my copy says he was an anarchist in the early 1900s, and returned to "left-wing, anti-state" positions before his death. i'm willing to take your word for it if you have read the man himself however.

that said, i think it compliments my point about how "anarchism" has been used to describe such a wide range of incoherent positions.

[Anglo-Saxon Philistine]

Oh, don't take my word for it - I read his contributions to the Cahiers du Cercle Proudhon (I'm too lazy to properly write accents) five years ago or more, and my memory isn't what it used to be. It is not altogether impossible that I'm confusing him with someone else or something like that.

[bcbm]

Monarcho-Primmie scum, Tolkien. Robert E. Howard was a much better fantasy writer, though a little bit sexist.

i think its kind of silly to compare the two, the fantasy they wrote was very different, but i do like howard i have most of the original conan books.

[MP5]

It's funny that me and my ex where joking about this only a few weeks ago :ohmy: . We where actually making fun of her flash in the pan ex b/f who was a right wing Libertarian who believed that the states only job was to protect capitalist interests and to ensure that laissez faire economics went undisturbed by such things as unions and workers rights. The little runt had the nerve to say that Anarchist Communism was a oxymoron while saying that Anarchist Capitalism was a totally viable ideology. Typical upper middle class trust fund baby who is not only a ignorant bastard with a sense of entitlement but is a uneducated idiot who thinks it's perfectly alright that he does not have to work a day in his life but that poor people should starve!

Anyway basically me and my lady friend where laughing and she said "what's next Anarcho-fascism?" bahaha :laugh:. I honestly did not know that people thought that this could ever be a ideology or make any fucking sense at all! Fascism and especially Nazism make no sense to begin with (unless your the leader of course) as they are based off nothing but failing capitalism, reactionary politics that leads to scapegoating people and totalitarian states and as in the case with Nazism ultranationalism based around some mythical race that would be pure and free of inferior races :rolleyes:. How in the name of fucking Marx does Anarchism go along with fascism at all in anyway? Fascism is nothing more then capitalism in decay propped up by authoritarian measures and absolute rule. Anarchism is and has traditionally been against private property, capitalism of any kind not to mention it is by very definition anti-statetist. How the hell can you have fascism without a very strong state behind it?

Okay I'm trying to make sense of something that makes no sense and I'm already reaching for a bottle of aspirin because it's giving me a headache. If ever there was a oxymoron in the purest sense of the term it would be Anarcho-fascism. Ffs what is the world coming to? :confused:

[Comrade Nasser]

http://www.facebook.com/anarchistfascism

This is getting fucking ridiculous now...

How can you be an anarcho-fascist when the 2 ideologies contradict each other so much?

[MP5]

How can you be an anarcho-fascist when the 2 ideologies contradict each other so much?

Easy you can't. They are 2 polar opposite ideologies. This one seems to be a internet phenomenon kinda like third world Maoism is.

[Quail]

Yeah I saw this page recently. It doesn't make much sense, but you get a lot of stupid stuff on the internet.

[Comrade Nasser]

Easy you can't. They are 2 polar opposite ideologies. This one seems to be a internet phenomenon kinda like third world Maoism is.

Have you heard of "Anarcho-Nationalists"?

>Implying these 2 could EVER work together

[MP5]

Have you heard of "Anarcho-Nationalists"?

>Implying these 2 could EVER work together

Okay that's a first as well. Jesus the more i read of this shit the more i realize how dumb people really are as in even dumber then i thought they where.

Granted i do consider myself a left wing nationalist and my tendency comes closest to Anarchist Communism. Though i hate labeling myself as anything but a Communist as i don't believe in orthodoxy of any kind.

But after abit of quick reading i see that Anarco-nationalism :laugh: is really Anarcho-ultranationalism which is a entirely different beast altogether. Left wing nationalism rejects racism and fascism while ultranationalism has been the driving force behind Nazism and basically every form of fascism. I think these idiots are just Neo-Nazis who are afraid to admit that they are just another bunch of white supremacist dirtbags.

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Did anyone notice Anarcho Capitalism was either a page they liked or a suggested page?

And it linked to the "Anti-Femenism" page, which was filled with stupid pictures, and this description: For all who Oppose the double standards and hypocrisy of feminism, and are for Equal Treatment, Gender Neutral Laws, Individual Liberty of People, and True Equality!

:laugh:No stop it I'm dying!

[homegrown terror]

well. huh. i guess if i wanna be new and edgy, i'll have to be the first technocratic-primitivist.

[Skyhilist]

There's another page on Facebook I found a few weeks ago full of "Tory communists"

[MP5]

Okay i have to outdo these fuckers. I will be the first Nazi-liberal-antifascist-Anarcho-marxist ever!

[Jesus Saves Gretzky Scores]

Conservative-Nationalist-Anarcho-Stalinist-Fascist-Trotskyist-Primitivists.

[o well this is ok I guess]

situ graffitti and prussian war songs
._.

[Crabbensmasher]

And I thought the Anarcho-Satanists were bad

[Starship Stormtrooper]

well. huh. i guess if i wanna be new and edgy, i'll have to be the first technocratic-primitivist.

Once you get to a high enough technological development, it will wither away :laugh:.

[Taters]

inb4 Anarcho-Anarchism

As per usual, anurky means we can do whatever we want, right guys? Guys?

[Kindness]

Anarcho-kindism. No state, no capitalism, no violence, just everyone being kind and loving to each other, sharing what they have, standing up for each other's interest, and looking out for their communities, all sentient life, and the planet as a whole.

Hey, a man can dream, right? ;)

[bcbm]

How can you be an anarcho-fascist when the 2 ideologies contradict each other so much?

where there is a will (to power) there is a way

[DasFapital]

I'm logging on to facebook right now and setting this as my political views

[Comrade Nasser]

I'm logging on to facebook right now and setting this as my political views

You still use Fashbook? Haha I stopped just recently.

[Quail]

I still use facebook. It's useful for knowing what's going on. I actually left a comment on the page in the OP. I'm useless at resisting trolls.

[Comrade #138672]

Anarcho-Fascism... Jesus Christ. I was expecting another Anarcho-Capitalist thread. Anarcho-Fascism? Wtf?

[Durruti's friend]

We should kill this before it lays eggs. I'm serious, we might be looking at the new anarcho-capitalism here.

[Rurkel]

Okay i have to outdo these fuckers. I will be the first Nazi-liberal-antifascist-Anarcho-marxist ever!
This is actually a good description of Russian "National Bolshevik Party", especially if you took the "marxist" bit out.

[Dennis the 'Bloody Peasant']

Coming soon; Anarcho-antidisestablishmentarianists

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Anarcho-statism is the way to go! No better way than one leader to take out the elite forever! :confused:

[Comrade Nasser]

well. huh. i guess if i wanna be new and edgy, i'll have to be the first technocratic-primitivist.

"Stop being so edgy! You're scaring the children!"

[Let's Get Free]

"anarcho fascism?" I thought that on existed in our nightmares. But what this person may be talking about it national-anarchism, a far-right ideology that seeks to create autonomous zones of "racial purity" that can keep "undesirable" groups out.

[Mackenzie_Blanc]

"Anarcho-Fascists?" That's so not original! the AnCaps have been doing since Rothbard conceived of that bullshit philosophy. :rolleyes:

[Kindness]

"anarcho fascism?" I thought that on existed in our nightmares. But what this person may be talking about it national-anarchism, a far-right ideology that seeks to create autonomous zones of "racial purity" that can keep "undesirable" groups out.

Disgusting. We in the anarchist movement really need to start weeding these types of racists and bigots out of anarchism, otherwise the general public may get the impression that anarchism is a bigoted ideology.

[Crixus]

AnarchoGlobalEnslavement. AnarchoGenocide. Ah, may as well just call it AnarchoCapitalism, that just about sums up all there is to say about that.

[revscare]

Anarcho...

Nationalism

hahahahahaha :lol:

Oh wait that exists. Doh!

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

Anarcho-authoritarian

[Comrade Nasser]

Anarcho-Liberal FTW!

[Captain Ahab]

Green Libertarian Fascism.

[Fourth Internationalist]

Oh gosh... :(

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/576688_268521099911981_1347321799_n.jpg

[Orange Juche]

Anarcho-Liberal FTW!

Naomi Klein?

[F9]

Get ready for it....

and i jump off a cliff.
thank god(me) no one has ever said this to me in life, cause i would choke to death:rolleyes:

[Starship Stormtrooper]

Get ready for it....

and i jump off a cliff.
thank god(me) no one has ever said this to me in life, cause i would choke to death:rolleyes:

Choke them, right? Or would it be simultaneous choking attempts between the two of you, a gruesome race to see who could finish off the other first ;).

I've had the misfortune to meet far too many "anarchists" of one right wing ideology or another for my tastes. The day I meet an actual "anarcho"-fascist IRL is the day I lose what is left of my faith in humanity.

[Kindness]

Anarcho-bullshit. They should just get to the fucking point.

[conmharáin]

Anarcho-Nazism is my new favorite thing ever.

[Emmeka]

Guys, do a quick google search of "Anarcho-Maoist". Your efforts will be rewarded with dumbfuckery.

[Rugged Collectivist]

Anarcho-statism is the way to go! No better way than one leader to take out the elite forever! :confused:

As embarrassing as this is to admit, I actually would have wholeheartedly agreed with the bolded part at one point.

I guess the moral of the story is, every idea you could ever think of is embraced by at least one weirdo on the internet.

[Domela Nieuwenhuis]

As embarrassing as this is to admit, I actually would have wholeheartedly agreed with the bolded part at one point.

I guess the moral of the story is, every idea you could ever think of is embraced by at least one weirdo on the internet.

Now that's Marxism right there! It is in no way anarchism. Weird ain't it?

[Rusty Shackleford]

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Dont open until after watching, no its not rick roll or something scary
i actually cried from laughter the first time i watched this

[Brutus]

It's like Marxian-fascism...
Petit-bourgeois of the world unite...

[Rusty Shackleford]

It's like Marxian-fascism...
Petit-bourgeois of the world unite...

You would be surprised at the bastardizations of Marxism that exist. Even within the liberal bourgeoisie.

the second statement though, yes! What would the unite around? mediocrity? fickleness? reaction and revolution? National sentiment? :laugh:

[Brutus]

Just stick a left wing ideology next to a right wing one, and see what happens

[Crux]

I suppose if you were to the take the anti-semitic views held by Proudhon and Bakunin as canon that would land you in a weird place politically. That said fascism has always been absurd and contradictory in it's presentation. Claiming to be "anarcho-fascism" is only novel, if even that, in it's choice of label.

[Under Water Anarchism]

They stole the Anarcho-Aquadicist flag... :(